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The Conjurer: More News, Less Propaganda;; ![]() A magical revolution? How unelegant! People are starting to get worried. First the turmoil of the Vienna Pact, then the disappearance of the Prime Minister, and now what, riots on the streets? Parents - you might want to keep your children in the house this evening. Kingsley Shacklebolt, one of the seasoned old geezers from the time when the Dark Lord still roamed, had made the right decision and scapered the scene before the dog-eat-dog politics of the modern world got to him. His successor was less successful, excuse the unsuccessful pun. He walked out of his house on King's Road, London, at eight-fifteen a.m., and didn't appear at the red booth of the Ministry. He hasn't been seen ever since. His wife, her frail health wrecked by hysterics, can repeat only one word in between her sobs: danger. Yes, England was expected, after the horror of the twentieth century, to jump at the idea of a ban on the Dark Arts. It has clear benefits: if it isn't known, it isn't used. And it shouldn't be used in a society that is all about love, peace, and free butterbeers for all. However, countries in Europe's opposition can be understood: freedom, equality, the conservation of the history and traditions of wizardkind. Yet, is it worth fighting a war over? Why has the Prime Minister vanished? One side screams, for money, the other, to force a war upon us, the third, for the election of a new ruler. The purebloods congregate by the lake in Hyde Park and drink tea with scones, seeming as serene as the swans. Perhaps they are right? The lamentable events of these past years haven't seemed to affect the family of the average British wizard much. Certainly, positions in the Ministry have been cut, research has been halted, certain publications have been discontinued. But there are no food shortages or armed attacks, and we can be sure that our children will be safe at school. However, ladies and gentlemen, that is all about to change. The first candidate for the Seat is 'stable, serious, and safe', as his slogan says, yet there is a twinkle in his eye that many of our citizens do not like. The second candidate is far more daring, with propositions to rip up our copy of the Vienna Pact and conduct a ceremonial burial of it, with suggestions of bonding with the muggle world, in an attempt to further our own agenda. And - what many of us don't know - apart from these two, there is a thriving political underworld about to emerge from the slums, slacks, and luxury flats of London. If before we had one crazy chap in a black cloak, wielding Avada Kedavra, now we have a thousand of them, all very secret, sly, and sublime. examined by the Department of Magical Media: REJECT for publication ![]()
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