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Stories of a very random duo; It was a very nice day when it all begun...
Topic Started: Mar 31 2011, 12:16 PM (932 Views)
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It all started in a very nice day. Poeple were running around, stuff was blowing up in the distance, and the Gyarados were eating people and boats. nothing too new.

But then that decision was made. Let's just say that there was once a couple, who tried to capture each other just for fun. It worked; and then, just for the lulz, the male threw the female at a ool full of Gyarados, just for fun. He scared her a bit, but then took her out of danger, the Gyarados not looking pleased to have his prey get away.

He laughed and released her, throwing the pokeball away. It all seemed good, until she decided that she wanted payback. She used the same pokeball against him, and thew him in the very same pool, just to see him scared.

Well, it happened that a female Gyarados...took a liking in them, and let's just say that he drowned for a bit underwater. Lots of splashing, you know.

He was fainted when he emerged, and she was laughing her ass off. So hard, in fact, that she didn't saw the edge of the pool too close, and tripped in it. The same Gyarados from before looked down to her, pleased to see his prey back. And lots of splashing.

It took a few ours for them to wake up, but finally they did; their clothes were already dry at the time, and when the opened their eyes and looked around puzzled, both saw eggs at their sides. They looked to each other for a moment.

"Well" Said Sonny, glaring at Liz "You sure know how to ruin a playtime, don't you? That. Hurted. A LOT."Ranted him, indicating the pool "And look at that!" Said him indicating the eggs "You better figure out what to do quick, since it's all your fault!"
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"HELL NO! THAT THING HURT! I GOT CONCIEVED AT AGE 14 BY SOMETHING 50 TIMES MY SIZE!!! THAT THING HAS SOME CLAWS AND IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD TO BE GROPED AROUND UNDERWATER BY W GYRADOS LET ME TELL YOU!" Liz ranted, flailing her arms and ignoring the fat that both eggs were hatching.

"...MOMMY!"
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(long story Nichole =P)
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(They talk, and can use Splash *nod* We are so going nuts on this, and anyone can join. reality is our b!tch now)

"Well, I think it is bad enough when A GIANT SERPENT IS RAMMING ME AGAINST THE LEGS. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN THAT IS" Said Sony, without moving. Now it seemed obivous why he didn't made a move since he stood up "BECAUSE I KNOW GIRLS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON IT! And It seems that you don't have anything ON YOUR HEAD as well!" Berserked Sonny, when a Magikarp jumped on his head

"PAPAAA~" Said Jr, bouncing on Sonny's head. he looked at Liz with a death Glare
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"EXCUSE ME! WHEN A 20000 POUND MUSCLE GETS JABBED IN BETWEEN MY LEGS THAT HURTS TOO, BUDY!" Liz yelled as Lizcarp jumped onto her.

"MOMMY!"

"MOMMY'S BUSY!"
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"WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN MOVE, CAN'T YA?" Yelled Sonny, pushing her in anger, purely by reflex

"Pappa~~~?"

"Jr, go play with your sister!" Grumbled Sonny.

"SIIIIS~~" Said Jr, bouncing on Liz head and them wenting to play with Lizkarp
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Lizcarp and Jr go off to play.

"I CAN NOT MOVE! MY LEG MUSCLES ARE DEAD!" Liz shrieks, pushing him back.
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((I thought this was a serious roleplay at first, since I found the link from splash and didn't see the 'non-pokemon roleplays' title. That was a scary two minutes ><))
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(xD lol I bet)
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"Just your legs? Seems likeyour brain is dead also! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? We can't leave the two alone and I'm sure as hell not going back home with a magikarp as a soon. I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE CHILDREN, FOR ARCEU'S SAKE"

Meanwhile, jr were playing of splashing into Lizkard, the noise almost making the yelling unheardable. But it also could attract some other things out of the water, since the two were yelling REALLY loud....
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(It could have been worse Sharpy xD)
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"YOUR BRAIN WAS SQUISED RIGHT ALONG WITH YOUR DI-" She said, then stopped to look blankly at the kids... "What the heck are they doing?" She shook her head. "BUT I AM THE SAME AGE AS YOU! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS TOO!"
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"Well, for someone like you, what was left is EQUAL TO A GENIUS BRAIN" Bursted Sonny. "BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOURS GOT HIT AND SMASHED RIGHT ALONG WITH YOUR PU--" Sonny stopped when he saw Liz looking at the karps "...Splashing into one another? Well, that's sure a better behavior than you, I must say" Said Sonny, crossing his arms and looking at Liz
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Liz crossed her arms as well, glaring at Sonny and ignoring the kids. "Well, at least I have a brain still." She shot back, smirking. "And you're taking full responsibility of the kids. That or take them to be raised by the horny Gyradoses, great roll models!"
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(Yep, anyone. Go nuts and bring a biddof son or stuff like that xP This one don't have rules as well, it's only for the lulz B-) )

"I'm taking responsability?" Asked Sonny "No, wait a minute. Are you SURE you want ME to take care of childs? No, really think about it for a moment" Said him, looking at Liz with a "what the heck are you thinking" face. "At least you should do this, you're a girl. And...er...girls have this...girly...way...to take care of childs and stuff." Said him, nodding to confirm his point of view

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"That, sir, are Femanist. But you're right, those kids don't need to be taken care by you or by horny Gyradoses...HEY CONRAD! HERE HAVE SOME KIDS!" Liz says, then runs after Conrad and tackles him, handing him Jr and Lizcarp with an innocent smile.
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Conrard was walking past the duo when he was suddenly tackle and been handed some magicarps. He looked at the two fish and then to Liz. "..... what do I do with these? Looking to the pond the answer came to him, not knowing what the lake held. He tossed the two Magicarps into the lake.


Then a few seconds later, there was a lot of splashing... Splash Slash Splash. "Oops"
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Liz looked to Conrad, then to the pool, then back to Conrad. "WHAT DID YOU DO?" She shrieked. "Those are my kids! HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN IN THAT WATER!" She said, slapping him on the arm. "JR! LIZCARP! OUT OF THE WATER!"
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