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Healthy Living Choices [openopenopen]; delicious choices indeed
Topic Started: Jun 4 2011, 09:15 PM (1,240 Views)
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((this 'liquid time' thing sounds fun and hip!
also, TL;DR, Nix and Spot are fatties who eat unhealthily large burgers, which disgusts Dexters delicate sensibilities and sends him flying away to mope by Le Restaurant Micle. Also I fail at setting up good scenarios for RPing, have fun kids!))


It only took them forever, but they finally made it to Brevis!

Nix ditched Rath and her pet flamethrower at the first chance she got. Sure the adventure in the mansion was exciting, but they still weren't super amazing friends. Anyway, she was hungry.

To further bond with her super awesome Pokémon, she let them out of their Pokéballs.

First, she released Grue, her brand spakin' new Gastly. Once freed, the Gastly cackled, turned around, and laid a big, slobbery lick up Nix's side.

... With her hand shaking from the pins-and-needles of the ghostly attack, Nix returned the Pokémon. Er. Maybe later.

Nix sent out Dexter, who, while still looked ticked off, at least did not immediately try to attack her. That was... progress.

He stood on the ground, glaring up at her. Then, with an owlish sigh, fluttered into the sky, just a little above and behind Nix.

"... Okay, half is still a pass, right?" Nix said.

Spot just shot her a confused look, so Nix shrugged and started walking again.

It had been about ten minutes when the restaurant entered their sight. A neat little french cafe, Le Restaurant Micle, where delightful scents wafted from its open windows and doors. Indeed, any Pokémon dining in there would be treated to only the finest of delicacies, truly!

Dexter silently approved of his master's choice of food. Perhaps he had judged her too hastily. While he disagreed with her choice of music, this was certainly her opportunity to redeem herself in his big blue eyes.

This, as well as the first positive mood he'd had in months, came crashing down through his heart as Nix continued to walk right by the tasty restaurant.

Dexter hesitated in the air, watching Spot and Nix walk, as if they would suddenly turn around and go 'whoops, we weren't paying attention! It's a good thing we noticed our blunder now, or we'd look like a pair of classless imbeciles!'

Of course, they walked right on by the restaurant, crossed the street, and entered the horrid fast food place down the road. Dexter watched, dumbfounded, moving automatically when Spot motioned him over.

Meanwhile, just inside the 'restaurant', Nix placed her order:

"I'll have the Double Bacon Tower Cheeseburger, with lettuce, pickles, mayo, mustard, ketchup, hold the tomatoes, and large fries."

She looked over her shoulder. Technically, Pokémon weren't allowed in the store, but Spot was waiting outside the open door, in sight.

"What d'you want?"

Spot tapped the floor three times with his right foot, then twice with his left, and raised his left vine as well. Nix nodded and turned back to the counter.

"The number three - ah, yes, Double Cheeseburger, no mustard, extra pickles, large fries."

She turned back at the door again.

"Hey Dex! Want anything?!"

Dexter's feathers visibly ruffled, and his eyes closed in disgust. If it was possible, it looked like he would have even stuck his tongue out. He hissed and flew away to eat a dead rat or something - that would be far healthier than whatever the two slobbering idiots were about to put in their maws.

Nix shrugged and finished the order, paid, and took the stuff to go. Once outside, Spot nodded in the direction Dexter flew off. Nix shrugged again.

"Eh, he'll be back. If not, I'm sure Grue'd love to track 'im down."

Spot frowned, but accepted that. ... What a weird team they were assembling.

The two of them sat on the ledge of the patio, still sidewalk-side, and rolled the dice against their early heart attack. By which I mean they ate food.

Further away, Dexter sat at the little fancy fence around Le Restaurant Micle, staring longingly at the building and the delicious smells coming from within.
Edited by Rexila, Jun 5 2011, 07:37 AM.
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(( "Why is that plant eating a cheeseburger?" ))
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(( This would be a perfect opportunity for Hannah and her health-freakness. But, alas, I refuse to liquid time any more! ))
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((Is this a roleplay or are we just making fun of a fat Blubasaur.

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((Is this a roleplay or are we just making fun of a fat Blubasaur.

Cheeseburger, you are my cheesburger...))
((Yes and yes

We're making fun of a bulbasuar but Rex would probably like some RPing to happen))
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((I think by now we're making fun of how this is terrible and will never be an RP proper.



And the fat bulbasaur.))
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(( Que liquid timing because I refuse to have Rex's RP fail because of the blobasaur insults.

This can take place after Hannah's Restaurant thread. And I'll be sure to add in an extra Oran berries order since I just gave one to Dexter~ ))




Ah, a beautiful day in Virida. The sound of Pidove and Spearow chirping merrily were all around and the fragrant aroma of... cheeseburgers? filled the air. While Hannah sat outside of the restaurant with her Pokemon, putting away the food from their previous meal, Honey had other ideas. Sure, she had just eaten a rather expensive meal, but come on. With little mind for Hannah, the bear followed her nose into the restaurant adjacent to Le Micle, walking on all fours to a trainer after waddling right over the Bulbasaur - mindless of the rule of no Pokemon allowed in the restaurant. Once inside, she stood up, leaning over the counter (much to the surprise of the cashier) and began to try in vain to open the case of cookies on the counter.

Meanwhile, busy putting the remainder of her food into containers, Hannah noticed a Hoothoot gazing inside the restaurant. Looking to the food, then the tiny own Pokemon, the girl seemed sympathetic.
"Hey there, little guy." She said, opening one of the containers she'd previously packed. "Want some of my leftovers? I'm not sure what Hoothoot eat, but it's Oran berries in balsamatic reduction. Whatever that is." She laughed, before offering the entree to the bird. All her other Pokemon had eaten and had been returned - she was sure they wouldn't mind too much.

After sitting the container down, she realized Honey was no where to be found.

"Where-?" She started, then realized Shaymin was pointing to the burger joint across the street. Panicking (and leaving everything behind), Hannah shot across the road, bursting into the shop just in time to watch Honey tear the 'fresh cookie' box from the counter.

"Honey!" She shouted, startling the bear and causing her to drop the box, cookies going everywhere.

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Dexter was very happy to take the Oran berry meal! He politely bowed and cooed in thanks before digging into the leftovers. Ah! How pleasant to find a trainer with some taste!

He was even more pleased when he looked up and saw that the trainer had dropped the rest of her leftovers - however, that was her voice across the street, wasn't it? Oh dear, that may have been an accident, then. He shouldn't... But...

No! He resisted his temptation and turned around. Across the street, he could see his trainer (boo), and then... The shape of a rather large Pokémon in the fast food 'restaurant'.

... Was that... The girl's? Dexter decided that not only was this trainer quite talented to have a Pokémon that strong in her roster, but he would do his best to make a good impression on her. Perhaps if he impressed her enough, she may want to trade for him! And he'd be freed from his idiot companions! With that decided, he fluttered across the street, to rest on the sign above the fast food restaurant's doors. With any luck, Spot and Nix hadn't noticed him.

Spot and Nix, meanwhile, had paused in their eating when the big bear Pokémon approached. Frozen was more like it, really - Nix's eyes were actually open all the way as she watched the Ursaring, and Spot's spot was nearly hidden.

His priorities straight, the Bulbsaur moved his food behind him, but the bear was thankfully more interested in examining the restaurant. The poor cashiers inside could be heard freaking out from where the two were sitting, shouting at the Ursaring to 'leave' and that 'Pokémon weren't allowed' and 'oh my god look at its claws just give it the cookies, man!' (and 'well I'm taking my break now, see you in fifteen').

Nix blinked, swallowed her piece of hamburger, and glanced down at Spot.

"Hey, Spot, where does a 500 pound Ursaring eat?" she asked.

Spot, mouthful of food, just shrugged.

Nix turned her head back to the fast food place, "Wherever the hell it wants."

Spot considered this, and nodded.
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As one of the cashier's attempted to shoo the Ursaring away with a broom, the bear looked up and glared, swatting the broom away indignantly before she proceeded to rip open the cookie oven and scoop the contents out into her mouth. Of course, this only lasted a matter of seconds before Hannah burst into the shop, shouting and causing the bear to try and hide the busted machine behind her back.
"No, no, no, no! Put it down!" The girl scolded, reaching to yank Honey's ribbon when she started to eat the crumbs from the floor. Irritated, the Ursaring moaned and fwoped Hannah over the head with her paw. Almost immediately, the bear knew she was in trouble from the look the girl had given her.

"You do not hit me!" She retaliated by reaching up and literally punching Honey in the snout (which didn't do much). Knowing she was in trouble, the bear proceeded to flop into the floor and 'cry'. After this fiasco, Hannah stood up, looking around the shop with heavy breath. Meeting the eye of the cashier, she pointed to the decimated cookie oven.
"While I'm extremely sorry for what happened, I have to insist I'm not paying for that. It's an extremely bad idea to leave your doors open." Somewhere in the distance, a murmur of 'the door wasn't open' could be heard, but no argument seemed to be given.

Meanwhile, the sobbing Honey had proceeded to slide across the floor on her stomach (trying to be as small as possible to avoid Hannah's detection), reaching out desperately for Spot's burger. This was promptly stopped, however, when Hannah noticed.
"No! You don't eat meat, you know that! Now, apologize to the girl and her Ivy- Bulbasaur. ... That is eating a cheeseburger."

Based on Spot's size, assuming it to be an Ivysaur could be a common mistake...

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((oh my god, honey. XD don't lick the floor! You don't know what's been there!))

Incredible! This trainer had an Ursaring cowering like it was a Whismur! She was a mighty trainer indeed! It sounded like she even hit the mighty beast! Oh, he had to impress this girl somehow!

Nix was trying not to laugh at the Ursaring's antics as she watched them through one of the large windows. And then at how her trainer was just yanking the thing around. Guest it must have been 499 pounds, right?

She was going to share that brilliant line with Spot, but that's when the Ursaring had crawled far enough to make a grab for his burger. Nix stood up immediately - more from the presence of the giant bear that had upended the oven than the threat of the food. Spot got to his feet as well, but his priorities were, again, different - one vine yanked the burger up, taller than Nix's head, and a little behind them, and he growled in warning. No matter the size, a Pokémon's food was one of those things you just don't threaten.

Nix was prepared to tell Spot that she'd buy him two cheeseburgers if he let the big scary bear have its way, but then the Ursaring's trainer scolded it some more.

Nix blinked, and quickly glanced at her Bulbasaur to make sure he hadn't bloomed yet - and no, no red petals, just his large bulb. She shrugged - she didn't see much point in catching the faux pas.

"Eh, s'cool, s'not like she got away with it," Nix said, now all tired and casual again as she sat back down.

Also, she hoped she was right and the Ursaring with the big red bow was a girl...

Spot's eyes were narrowed, but he slowly sat back down. He didn't lower the burger, though. That was his bundle of saturated fats, darnit!

(Above, Dexter couldn't help but give an owly chuckle at the attempt on Spot's lunch.)
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"I know she didn't get away with it, but she's not going to stop." Hannah said, sliding her foot on front of Honey's snout as the bear started to try and slide forward towards Spot a second time, staring longingly at the splotches of grease that dripped to the floor as the Bulbasaur seemed to squeeze the delicious grease out of that burger. With wide, sparking eyes, the bear's dreams of the cheeseburger were crushed when Hannah yanked her neck up once more, prompting her to stand and then gently kicked her overly fluffy rear end with the toe of her foot, motioning for her to leave the restaurant.
"Now, go on, and let the Bulbasaur eat it's greasy meat sandwich."

With a pitiful moan, Honey sulked outward, but didn't go too far. Instead, she walked outside and to one of the windows, plastering her face to it and staring inside with a pitiful, Teddiursa-ish stare. Hannah, being the socialite she was, took it upon herself to irritate the girl and her Bulbasaur more than they had already done by wrecking the restaurant.
"How'd you get your Bulbasaur to eat meat like that? I thought they only ate leaves and performed photosynthesis. I'm pretty sure his cholesterol must be terrible - even for a plant. He's kind of cute, though, kind of like a chubby little baby."

Well, it was meant to be a compliment.
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Spot pretty much hissed and stood up again when Honey slid forward again, and as soon as Hannah had kicked Honey away, Nix glanced at him.

"Dude, have a lil' dignity," she said.

Spot harumphed and shoved the rest of the food in his mouth triumphantly.

To Hannah, Nix shrugged.

"They're kinda omnivorous, actually. They're part animals, so they'll eat like animals too, including meat," and it wasn't like plants were exclusively non-carnivorous either.

There was a bit of a pause before Nix was about to admit that yeah, granted, Bulbasaurs probably didn't eat as much meat in the wild as Spot did at home, but then the Ursaring-master had called Spot a 'chubby little baby'.

Spot choked on the half-cheeseburger he had almost finished chewing.

Nix raised her eyebrow at Hannah - not her Bulbasaur, she knew that was the 'what did you just say' kind of choking, not the 'oh my god I'm actually choking' choking.

Spot swallowed, paused to get his breath back, then kind of looked at Hannah with his own indignant look. Chubby?! Come on, Nix, aren't you gonna defend that?!

Well, no, Spot, that had been a well-meaning use of the word 'chubby', so Nix just frowned a little.

"... He's like, ten years old. But, uh, thanks?" she drawled.

After a moment, she glanced at the Ursaring that had been watching them the whole time, then glanced back to Hannah.

"So, uh, you got a leash for that thing?" she asked.

It was kind of silly, admittedly, 'cause who would be strong enough to control a bear on a leash, but in Nix's mind it was the perfectly reasonable answer to stop a restaurant rampage. Not that she had ever had that problem with Spot, of course, but, y'know, something to consider.
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((It's a bit late but I find the whole "My giant bear just broke into your shop and wrecked shit but I'm not paying for that because I'm a celebrity doo doo doo!"))
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((plus there's a big bear there and min wage is nowhere near enough compensation to fight her over it))
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