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Any cases of school 'trolling' here?
Topic Started: Mar 26 2011, 09:14 AM (232 Views)
BasiltheDragon
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Because come on, we all must have done something to troll our schools whilst we were/are there, eh? It's like an obligation of sorts.

I've had my moments over the years at my school.

1. Nicking potasstium nitrate and phosphorous in order to make gun powder (my Chemistry should never have taught me how to make gun powder, looking back on it, but eh, it was the consolation for being in the one-person science club), then filling up flower pots with the gun powder, setting light to them out on the tennis courts and blowing several holes in the tennis court as well as setting fire to two (which melted) and forcing the school to spend a good deal of money, as well as cancel PE lessons for several weeks so they could replace them. Got a suspension for that. Then again, I did warn the PE teachers at the time that if they kept forcing me to attend PE lessons, I'd do something drastic to make sure they couldn't force me to attend.

2. Set off several fire alarms, in order to get out of PE lessons or to delay them by half an hour.

3. Broke a fire alarm ...or three... by setting fire to a load of milk powder right underneath them in order to clog them up with the shit that comes off burning milk powder.

4. At school, we've got a pair of geckos that I look after. I also happen to be in charge of their food. Which happens to be live locusts and waxworms, mainly. Anyhow, one day, when I got a bit bored, I decided to unleash several locusts loose in the school. Three weeks later, people started complaining about finding six-inch long locusts lurking about the school, until school called in Rento-kill to get rid of them. I blamed people being careless when opening up the vivarium to handle the geckos.

5. Turning one of the chemistry labs into a distillation plant for alcohol during one open evening when we had external parents looking round the school. My gawd, did me and the teacher get into some shit for that.

6. Had to take two assemblies last year, about the school geckos. Long story short, one of the geckos is named after our deputy head teacher, and the deputy decided to stand up on stage with me when I did this assembly. During part of my presentation, I had a line which went "[gecko name] is four inches in length". As I said that line, I made sure to look directly at the deputy head and nod my head in his direction. Just a shame only the upper school and the teachers got the joke.

7. Rickrolling the school during another assembly I took earlier on in the year. Just because.

A bit later on...

Well, after school decided to start locking the science labs when there wren't any lessons being held in them, took away a good deal of my fun. Saying that, I managed to get hold of the key for one of the biology labs, but it isn't the one where the freezer with various animal carcasses in it is hidden. But nevermind. Fact remains I can't break into the main Chemistry lab and nick substances any more.

So losing that source of fun, I decided to take revenge on our right-wing establishment.

I've spent the best part of the last six months posting up various Communist-style posters with slogans changed to stuff like "All Power to the Students", "Land, Bread, Heat", etc and sticking them up all over the school. I must be annoying someone, because they keep vanishing within the day they get stuck up in.

I also managed to turn my assembly I took in January on taxation and conservative policies into a twenty-minute rant on the Tories. Which was worth it for seeing our head storm out of the hall, all red-faced. Though I shit myself when I was called up later in the day in front of the head. Ended up with her saying that if it wasn't for our school having a freedom of speech policy, I would've had another ISS or a proper suspension for having such a heavily political assembly. Something to do with us not being allowed to influence others or similar. Funnily enough, I've been crossed off the list from taking the other two assemblies in April I was put down to do on the rota.

I think she was upset we aren't all blue in this school.

...I still can't work out, how after that assembly, nobody's made the connection between me being the only outspoken Left-winger and all the Communist posters going up. But hey.
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Jeshkat
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how have you not been kicked out of your school yet?
Posted Image this is cute, nuff said.
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BasiltheDragon
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Nope.

Either because I haven't been caught, or just had in school suspensions, and not enough yet of those for a proper suspension. Not to mention, Senior Management's soft on me, because of the school's policy for dealing with "mentally disabled" students. Which I tend to abuse.
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Nobody
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Wow.

Uhh. I think I accidentally took a ruler from my school in the 3rd grade.
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A boy with a loving heart, who fought the darkness to save his friends.
A boy with a hungry heart, who fell into darkness but found the light.
A girl with a peaceful heart, who guided her wandering friends home.
A boy with a heart light as air, who fought the darkness that was once his own.
A boy with a heart strong as earth, who took darkness into himself to save his friends.
A girl with a heart deep as water, who tirelessly searches the shadows for her friends.

Six hearts, dear, and beloved.
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Bonkenhi
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You're such a hardcore rebel. 8D

I was a polite nice fellow in my time at school. 8D

...no, really.
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Some guy called Nathan made the sig and Matt for the avy and the pinkification of it. Credit where it's due. 8D

And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like a club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in...
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dem whalneys
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I Don't do too much, though I tend to be an annoying dick that never shuts up to the people that piss me off though. oD
Jake made that one thing that I'm using.
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Redster
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Umm, no. I don't do any of those things. As much as I hate school, I don't cause any trouble to the faculty or the school property.
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El Belgian
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The REAL Bonkenhi
dem whalneys
Mar 26 2011, 07:18 PM
I Don't do too much, though I tend to be an annoying dick that never shuts up to the people that piss me off though. oD
Same goes for me. oD
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Cynical.
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Unfortunately I don't break the equipment on purpose. ;-;
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to remember the name
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sorbitan monostearate
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they all think that we're crazy, I tell them they're right.
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I got nothin'.
DROP DAT LOAF.
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