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| Bonkenhi | Apr 16 2011, 01:37 PM Post #1 |
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I would be really cool and I would remove one of my legs and replace it with a wooden one, I would knock my teeth out and replace them with golden teeth and I would blind myself in one eye so I could wear an eyepatch. lastly I would cut my hand off so I could put a hook in it's place and I would get a parrot because captains with parrots are sex gods. I kid I would actually just guide my ship to it's destination like a normal captain but I would have fantasies like the above one on a regular basis. |
![]() Some guy called Nathan made the sig and Matt for the avy and the pinkification of it. Credit where it's due. 8D And after a while, you can work on points for style Like a club tie, and the firm handshake A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to So that when they turn their backs on you You'll get the chance to put the knife in... | |
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| Cynical. | Apr 18 2011, 12:21 PM Post #2 |
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I'd crash it into a massive ice berg. |
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This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name | |
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| BasiltheDragon | Apr 18 2011, 09:51 PM Post #3 |
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Practive Archimede's Principle with is by loading a load of cargo in it and measuring the water displacement somehow. Oh, and make loads of crappy Physics jokes with my ship like; "Whatever floats your boat" "No, that's upthrust". |
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| sorbitan monostearate | Apr 20 2011, 01:45 AM Post #4 |
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they all think that we're crazy, I tell them they're right.
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GO S.S GELDOF. and all of the crew would be GELDOFIANS. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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