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if you were Santa Claus what would you do?
Topic Started: Apr 16 2011, 01:42 PM (154 Views)
Bonkenhi
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I would have my elves learn a sweet dance and I would deliver presents.

I would also like to find out how I manage to deliver so many presents in so little time and I may offer to replace the mail services worldwide because I obviously have a talent for delivery.
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Some guy called Nathan made the sig and Matt for the avy and the pinkification of it. Credit where it's due. 8D

And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like a club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in...
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BasiltheDragon
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Yeah, but you only deliver once a year. Sod that, I'll stick the normal postal service, at least it comes a few times of year. If you're lucky.

I'd make sure that my reindeer got something better to eat than those carrots children insist on leaving out on Christmas Eve.
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sorbitan monostearate
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they all think that we're crazy, I tell them they're right.
I'd give all the snobby rich kid's presents to kids living in poverty.
DROP DAT LOAF.
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krisper
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I'd switch production to solely electronics and get contracts from companies like apple to assemble iPhones and such.

And if the elves refused to do their work i would feed them to the reindeer.
Edited by krisper, Apr 17 2011, 06:22 PM.
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Redster
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I'd give everyone a Ferrari.... Those that can drive and have been Nice all year.
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Cynical.
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I'd make a movie involving a man in a green suit that doesn't like Christmas and people with pointy noses.
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to remember the name
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