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| Bonkenhi | Apr 16 2011, 01:42 PM Post #1 |
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I would have my elves learn a sweet dance and I would deliver presents. I would also like to find out how I manage to deliver so many presents in so little time and I may offer to replace the mail services worldwide because I obviously have a talent for delivery. |
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| BasiltheDragon | Apr 16 2011, 03:25 PM Post #2 |
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Yeah, but you only deliver once a year. Sod that, I'll stick the normal postal service, at least it comes a few times of year. If you're lucky. I'd make sure that my reindeer got something better to eat than those carrots children insist on leaving out on Christmas Eve. |
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| sorbitan monostearate | Apr 17 2011, 12:56 AM Post #3 |
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they all think that we're crazy, I tell them they're right.
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I'd give all the snobby rich kid's presents to kids living in poverty. |
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| krisper | Apr 17 2011, 06:19 PM Post #4 |
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I'd switch production to solely electronics and get contracts from companies like apple to assemble iPhones and such. And if the elves refused to do their work i would feed them to the reindeer. Edited by krisper, Apr 17 2011, 06:22 PM.
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| Redster | Apr 18 2011, 02:34 AM Post #5 |
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I'd give everyone a Ferrari.... Those that can drive and have been Nice all year. |
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| Cynical. | Apr 18 2011, 11:34 AM Post #6 |
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I'd make a movie involving a man in a green suit that doesn't like Christmas and people with pointy noses. |
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This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name | |
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