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Topic Started: May 14 2007, 06:49 PM (2,643 Views)
LordHuffnPuff (RollSoul)
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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets.

Man: You sit here, dear. '
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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Com'on.... you know you want to... CLICK IT!!!!!!!

Lake Hikari Asakura,Apr 12 2008, 06:48 AM:
Obviously, Brawl is a H-Game.
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Crimson_Thorn
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Posted Image Oooooookay... Huffy-sama, are you feeling alright?
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Kuroku E" Nero
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Administrator... did something happen? You are suddenly scaring me..
Hey guys, I'm back.
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DumasEXE
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Seireijuu
WHAT IN THE!? Huffman are you feeling OK?......*backs away slowly*
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Death_Blade_182
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Ex-emo Extraordinaire
spam... delicious...

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Higgins Von Higgings
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Why was this stickied? >.>
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Chibi Gunner
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[size=20]I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!![/size]
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{Insert random squeeing about how much I love Aaron in LK ♥}
"Childhood is short and maturity is forever." -Bill Watterson
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xaznwi3rd0
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:o Wow... very... interesting >___>
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Kuroku E" Nero
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is our administrator.... feeling alright..
Hey guys, I'm back.
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Kajy
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Spoons.
Me likes spam...

Spamburguer!!
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Chibi Gunner
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Red Django
Fine. I'll go get a link from ytmnd.

http://idontlikespam.ytmnd.com/

The audio. Listen to the audio.
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{Insert random squeeing about how much I love Aaron in LK ♥}
"Childhood is short and maturity is forever." -Bill Watterson
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xaznwi3rd0
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:o Wow...
Is spam good? I've never tried it...
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Chibi Gunner
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It's good. I dunno. Just listen and read the text. I realized how much it made me lmao. XD
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{Insert random squeeing about how much I love Aaron in LK ♥}
"Childhood is short and maturity is forever." -Bill Watterson
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Higgins Von Higgings
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Also, slow down on the Monty Python man. I remember listening to that soundtract thing awhile back.

THe cheese (Sp?) shop owned.
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xaznwi3rd0
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:o I might try spam once...
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