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OMG FUNNY CONVOS!
Topic Started: Aug 31 2007, 09:00 PM (7,019 Views)
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[21:28:38] <BigBoss> flaw in your logic
[21:28:40] <BigBoss> Japan
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Oddish, I'm sad
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I'm liking Django x Doomy more than Django x Durathror
Noth says:
...wut?
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I'm in shock.
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I know )=
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I like the idea of an s & m couple <<
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[23:57] robomixx: So me and my buddy were sitting in class at our mech eng building at the the uni when he gets a text from his woman who is in some sort of bull[KLOROFOLUN] arts program in the building across campus.

Apparently this guy has been coming and sitting on the couch behind her in the commons area without fail for a few days and it was starting to creep her out (Theres always 6-10 open couches, they're arranged back to back) Anyways he tells me we need to go check out the situation. We walk over there and enter the commons, his girlfriend was sitting on one couch and sure enough right behind her was a [OVERHEAT]ing walking /v/ meme, I mean this guy was the epitome of the "Fatlus" stereotype, unshaven pubic looking facial hair, just a slight bit overweight, looked unwashed, was wearing a fedora and was playing his PSP.

[23:57] robomixx: So my buddy texts his woman and tells her to play along, tells me the same thing. He tells me to go sit on another couch and I oblige. I watch as he walks over and sits down beside this guy. The guy sort of looks over at him in a quick glance. My buddy says "Hey what game is that?" the Fatlus-looking guy all of a sudden perks up and just starts gushing about whatever he was playing, I didn't get all of the conversation but my buddy just sat there and nodded.

Then my buddy gets up, walks around and sits next to his girlfriend, he pretends she's a total stranger and asks her if she likes video games, I assume a wink was given to let her know to say yes. He then begins to recite almost verbatim what the Fatlus guy said. His woman playing along said something like "Oh wow you're awesome, you know your video games!" (Or something similar, bad memory)

[23:57] robomixx: My buddy then said "Yes, hey... would you like to go see a movie? I can tell you more about video games"

Then all [OVERHEAT]ing hell broke loose my friends. The Fatlus guy [OVERHEAT]ing slammed his hamfist on the side of the couch (I'm going to try to remember this exactly bear with me) stands up turns around and just starts to make this "NNGGGGGGG" sound while looking at them both sitting there. My buddy asks him if he has a problem and he started stammering "YOU DONT KNOW I TOLD YOU, YOU ARE IGNORANT" Then my buddies girlfriend just starts breaking into laughter and I think something in the Fatlus guys mind must have snapped because he hurled his PSP at the ground and grabbed his coffee off the end table. He threw it at my buddy and it sailed over his head and hit the couch across from them.

He literally lunged over the goddamn couch and tried to grab my friend, they grappled (?) for a bit and then the most beautiful thing I have ever seen occured.

My buddies woman had uncapped the small can of mace she kept on her keychain.

[23:59] robomixx: want moar?

[00:00] robomixx: So Fatlus guy is trying as hard as he can to I guess rip the shirt off my buddy when his woman reaches over and sprays the mace pointblank into this guys face.

Unfortunately the mace also got in my buddies eyes and then [KLOROFOLUN] all went to pot, he started getting fairly angry and Fatlus guy let go, my buddies girl started hollering for security while he kicked the Fatlus guy in the stomache while coughing up a bunch of phlegm.

security got there and I, as an uninvolved unbiased third party, got to give them the complete version of events. Of course I lied through my teeth about the whole ordeal making it seem like Fatlus had been stalking her for months and that he showed up and threatened to kill my buddy.. like any good friend would.

So in the end the security people in their little sitdown with me informed me that odds are Fatlus would be banned from the campus (He didn't attend classes apparently, just came for the free wifi)

I got to see a nice show, get out of class and saw a grown man (More or less...) blubber in tears after going into FFFFFFFUU mode.

Great day.

[16:51] LordHuffnPuff: Epic
Edited by LordHuffnPuff, Dec 22 2008, 09:52 PM.
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[Sol and hax discover the mystical secret of how to fix a broken shoulder button on the DS]
[21:16:48] <Killingyouguy> I guess with nintendo if something doesn't work you just blow it
[21:16:59] <Killingyouguy> maybe I should try blowing my wii

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[21:20:21] * Kajy (~gfweber@synIRC-499DCDC4.dsl.telesp.net.br) has joined #GrandTortuga
[21:20:29] <h4x> Yeah that's going in the convos thread for sure.
[21:20:47] <Solkatti> Gogogogogo
[21:20:55] <Kajy> There was no actual convo and you're saying that to grab my attention so you can make up a situation
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[Blah blah blah Brazil]

[23:39:25] <h4x> So how are those grass huts? Or are you guys in caves?
[23:39:40] <Tas> They sleep in ditches
[23:39:47] <Saloma> heyheyhey
[23:39:50] <Tas> Blues is the only one around here in a grass hut
[23:39:51] <Saloma> Don't go sayin that stuff
[23:39:58] <Saloma> They live in tents like regular people
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[21:43:40] * Tas (~Julio@synIRC-FBB08DC9.onelinkpr.net) has joined #GrandTortuga
[21:43:44] * Kajy has quit (Quit: -=SysReset 2.55=-)
[21:43:49] <Tas> Hey guys
[21:44:05] <Inara> ...One furry leaves, another enters
[21:44:07] <Inara> What a world
[21:44:38] <Saloma> we made a trade
[21:44:42] <Saloma> I wanna trade back
[21:45:01] <Tas> I cant seriously be worse than a brazillian though
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[00:05:34] <h4x> oh man SNL is trying to answer the question "what is comedy"
[00:05:44] <Saloma> I'd say don't hurt me
[00:05:45] <h4x> WHAT WOULD YOU IDIOTS KNOW
[00:05:46] <Saloma> but it already did
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huffy that story is probably the best post in this thread
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[19:14:48] <Saloma> Regal ain't [OVERHEAT]in Presea
[19:14:51] <Solkatti> I wish I was

hooray for two conversations going on in one channel creating hilarious lines when taken out of context
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[23:38:00] <HeliTurtle> cool got my girlfriends best friend passed out drunk on my bed
[23:38:05] <HeliTurtle> this will lead to problems
[23:38:05] <Gondomwing> ...
[23:38:07] <HeliTurtle> afk
[23:38:07] <LordHuffnPuff> Take pics.
[23:38:12] * HeliTurtle is now known as AFKTurtle
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[20:06:03] <LordHuffnPuff> Well then I'm wrong.

yes folks for the first time in recorded history, Huffy admits he was wrong.
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[14:51:16] <HeliTurtle> <Dthulhu> what sort of puzzle?
[14:51:16] <HeliTurtle> <@AnacondaRifle> a gay kind
[14:51:16] <HeliTurtle> <@AnacondaRifle> like, how many men can you fit in this bed
...
[14:52:13] <Saloma> so how many men CAN you fit in the bed?
...
[14:55:20] <HeliTurtle> I guess it depends on the bed supports?
[14:55:52] <HeliTurtle> I cant say it'd be comfortable or that everyone would live but I'd assume 8 people
[14:56:15] <Saloma> 8 people?
...
[14:57:09] <Saloma> Well I've seen as many as 20 guys
[14:57:13] <holyice7> ...
[14:57:15] <Saloma> it wasn't pretty
[14:57:24] <holyice7> You're gonna have to explain why you know that.
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<&h4x> nobody's gonna download it
<&h4x> we get it, there's a forklift simulator
<HeliTurtle> someone already did though
<HeliTurtle> he lost his op status over it
<&h4x> wha
<Solkatti> Hallo Deutsch
<HeliTurtle> Blues downloaded it
<Tas> Whats a forklift anyway
<&h4x> ...
<Saloma> I was gonna
<HeliTurtle> .................................................................................................................


--> http://spiele.download.t-online.de/Gabelstapler-Simulator-2009-Demo/59304 <--
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[15:32:54] <HeliTurtle> JERUSALEM - A robot snake with a camera and microphone in its head is the Israeli military's latest battlefield weapon, according to an Israeli TV report broadcast Monday.
[15:33:09] <HeliTurtle> The report suggested another role for the robot ? carrying a bomb to blow up militants or a building. In that case, Channel 2 said, it would be a "suicide snake."
[15:33:36] <missingno> raping enemy combatants
[15:33:41] <missingno> making it a "trouser snake"
[15:34:35] <missingno> huh
[15:34:41] <HeliTurtle> also apparently Freep is posting all of these new pictures about some war film that they think is reality
[15:34:46] <HeliTurtle> basically "Fallout" the movie made by some white supremicists
[15:35:02] <missingno> I tried to kick myself for making such a terrible pun but nothing happens, no error message or anything
[15:35:09] <missingno> lol
[15:35:09] * You have been kicked from #grandtortuga by missingno (that was bad and you should feel bad)
[15:35:17] * Now talking on #grandtortuga
[15:35:17] * Topic for #grandtortuga is: Seriously, the general rule of this game seems to be "When in doubt, just throw a car at it." | My new favorite word!:TURKEYNECKS | DRAMALLAMA | ALL ABOARD THE DRAMALAMA | http://www.ustream.tv/channel/let's-playdraw-whatever | Left 4 Dead 2: Return of the Revenge | http://beepdog.us/
[15:35:17] * Topic for #grandtortuga set by M`!~h4xsbot@cinnabar.island.coast at Sun Jun 14 12:30:56 2009
[15:35:18] * ChanServ sets mode +a #grandtortuga missingno
[15:35:18] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to missingno
[15:35:19] <missingno> HOLY LAG BATMAN
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[23:19:50] <Solkatti> So yeah, might get FF7 off of PSN
[23:20:06] <Saloma> ...why
[23:20:14] <Saloma> Are you THAT bored?
[23:20:19] <missingno> ...
[23:20:20] <missingno> Sol
[23:20:21] <Solkatti> Yes h4x
[23:20:29] <missingno> WHAT THE [OVERHEAT] IS WRONG WITH YOU?
[23:20:33] <Solkatti> Huh?
[23:20:53] <missingno> get out
[23:21:04] <Solkatti> Kay
[23:21:06] * Solkatti has quit (Quit: Solkatti)
[23:21:10] <missingno> :D
[23:21:12] <Saloma> god damn it
[23:21:22] * You have been kicked from #grandtortuga by Saloma (GO FIND HIM)
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