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Boktai Online... The FULL Story!
Topic Started: Oct 11 2007, 04:11 AM (935 Views)
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I'll use this thread to show the full story, for your viweing pleasure. Discuss the story in the other thread, though. Here is teh story:

Part I

Blues: ZOMG! It's like a forum, for Boktai fans! I never knew this existed! *walks around*

Huffy: I am Huffy, I'm so great and super-special-awesome.

Ina: HUFFY CHANGE MY NAME BACK! (I don't remember what it was when I first joined) Oh hi, LOOK AT THE LOVELY YELLOW SKIN!

Blues: My eyes would burn, if they weren't part of a screen.

Roll: *zooms in* IamRollandIamveryhyperIcan'tbelieveit'snotbutter. *rushes out*

Takashi: ZOMG I IZ TEH TAKASHI! U R TEH SUXZORZ!

Blues: I am inclined to disagree.

Takashi: WOMG U R AGAUNST ME! I WILL RUN AROUND SPEWING NONSENSE!

lunakni92: I WILL DO THE SAME AS TAKASHI!

Tibet: Hi... Bye.

Blues: Looks like I'll have to get used to being here...

Later...

Takashi: WOMG WAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHILE SINGING! CAN HAVE A BREATHMINT?! HOW MUCH CHEESE DOES IT TAKE TO SAW A PAPER BAG?!

Blues: God, how much spam is he going to make?

Takashi: HEY BLUES!

Blues: Why are you talking to me?

Takashi: I GOT MORE POSTS THAN INNY-CHAN! DO U THINK THEY'LL MAKE ME A MOD?!

Blues: They might if they need a "pathetic poster" position filled.

Takashi: Y U SAY DAT?!

And then...

Ina: *evolves into Mod and Pulls out a flamethrower and burns stuff up*

Takashi: OMG CONGRATS INNY-CHAN! NOW U CAN ABUSE UR POWER TO BAN BLUES!

Ina: *pimp slaps Takashi* Don't talk to me.

Takashi: 1+1=5!

Blues: Um, that's wrong. 1+1=2

Takashi: U HATE ME! I SUPPOSED TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT!

Sol: I'M JUST HERE TO DO KITTY THINGS!

Takashi: HEY SOL Y DONT U SPAM WIT ME?!

Sol: OK I WILL!

Takashi & Sol spam the place up.

Ina: Damn, now we've got two trolls.

Huffy: I'm clearly too awesome to delete that stuff.

Roll: I have an idea!

Blues: This place has turned into retard central...

Roll: *uses super-special-admin powers of awesomeness on Blues*

Blues: *TRCs into a mod*

Roll: NOw... ABUSE YOUR POWER!!!

Takashi: LOLLERSKATES!

Blues: Scarf delete! *deletes Takashi's spam*

Takashi: OMG ABUSE OF POWER! I SHUDVE BEEN MOD! I M GONNA GO COMPLAIN TO ROLL!

Later...

Blues: Oh god, now Takashi's complaining about me for stopping him from being a retard...

Roll: Hey Blues...

Blues: What's up?

Roll: Takashi said we should change his name as punishment.

Blues: *sarcastically* Oh, how about Debbie?

Roll: Done! *changes Takashi to Debbie*

Debbie: HEY DID ISNT WAT I ASKED 4 IDGET!

Blues: No, you literally asked for it.

Debbie: WOMG PLZ CHANGE MY NAME BACK!!!

Huffy: I'll put him on probation, while I set my new plan into action...

Le next day:

Huffy: My infinate powers of useless knowledge of the Boktai games combined with my infinate nerdiness has allowed us to put it in solid form. With these two things creates the fangame: SAIGOTAI!

Blues: Saigotai? I'll pretend like this project is actaully going to go somewhere and post stupid speculation!

Huffy: No, this project is totally going to happen. The sarcasm means I'm serious!

Sol: Django gets a shotgun?! GTA: San Miguel!

Ina: That's stupid... ITS GONNA HAVE DURATHOR RIGHT?!

Huffy: I will now give out the first demo, in a vague attempt to make it seem like this project is a reachable goal.

Blues: Why are we using Sabata with a gun that does nothing?

Huffy: BECAUSE YOUR GOD SAYS SO!

And den later...

Takash: ZOMG I HATE BEING ON PROBATION! I WILL MAKE ANODER PERSUN!

Akane: ZOMG I IS TAKASHIZ SISTA!

Blues: Yes, I totally believe that.

Akane: OMG U R BLUESY-CHAN!

Takashi: EMO MOD BLUESY-CHAN!

Blues: This looks like the perfect opportunity to stroke my ego. *charges buster to kill Takashi*

Huffy: *swoops in and finishes Takashi off*

Takashi: I WILL BE BACK!!! AND U WILL PAY BLUES!

Blues: Hey, I was gonna kill him!

Huffy: I KS U NOOB.

Blues: And now he blames me for it? I win that $50.

Huffy: But all I have are British pounds!

Blues: NO ONE CARES ABOUT BRITISH POUNDS! I use dollars!

Roll: But what about other countries like the southern hemisphere?

Blues, Huffy & Ina: ...

Part II

Blues & Ina: *starts blasting spam into oblivion*

Crimson Thorn: Jinkies! I come from the deepest part of the Earth to talk about Boktai!

Ina: ZOMG DURATHOR! *glomps forever*

Crimson: Jinkies, is he always like this?

Ina: Yup!

Blues: She's actually here? I can't wait until Saloma or Miyuki come!

Crickets: *chirp chirp*

Blues: It's never going to happen, is it?

Dr. Vile: HERE I AM TO MESS EVERYTHING UP! I give life to the pairing thread! LOLLL HUFFY X ROLL LOLOLOLOL! *dissapears*

Blues: PAIRING?! *short circuits*

*asplosion of pairings*

Blues: ILLY X SOL, INA X CRIMSON THORN, ROLL X ILLY, SOLARBOYDJANGO X ELIZABTH, HOLYICE x SOL HERO!

Elizabeth: I don't think he's my type...

Blues: THAT MEANS NOTHING IN THE NAME OF SHIPPING!

Illy: Hey, how can I be with Roll AND Sol?! PICK ONE! *casts Ultima* (Note from teh Bluezorz: Sorry Illy, I couldn't think of a good intro for you)

Blues: *stands there unaffected*

Illy: WHAT?! Why didn't my Dark Magic (Which Red Mages DO NOT DESERVE) not work?!

Blues: My metal body is uneffected by it!

Illy: NO! THERE IS NO GOD!

Holyice: I'm making a cameo!

Blues: MORE PAIRINGS!!! *names ridiculous pairings*

Roll: No place is safe from him T_T.

Huffy: Dude, Vile, you've created a friggin' monster. (semi-actually quote from Huffy)

Blues: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY INFINATE SHIPPING KNOWLEDGE!

Huffy: (I shall edit the pairings while he's not looking... I'm a ninja, so it's within my abilities. Huffy says: NO)

Blues: Hey, what happened to Huffy x Beeg and Huffy x Crimson?! THERE HAS BEEN SABATOGE! But suspiciously, Huffy x Roll is uneffected...

Hufffy: (Just like a ninja...)

Blues: What?! The thread has died?! NOOOOOO!!! Well, that's gone... What now?

Huffy: Hey look, Boktai DS just came out!

Part III

Huffy: I want us to make a walkthrough of this.

Blues: Ok, and how do we do that without the game?

Huffy: I don't know. We have to bump heads to figure this out.

Huffy & Blues: *bump heads*

Huffy: *rubs head* Ouch... Why did I do that? Your head is far too hard to help me think of something good.

Blues: Yeah, and your head is too obvious to reboot my system.

Huffy: Well, how will we do it?

Roll: Idunnohowweshoulddoitwhataboutimporting?

Blues: *short circuits* Huh?

Huffy: She suggested importing.

Blues: Oh, right... Well, I don't feel like waiting for it to come to America, and I'm sure you don't want to wait 50 years for it to come in with some tea and crumpets-

Huffy: -Finish that sentence and I'll kill you.

Blues: Please, you're as threatening as an eight-year-old girl.

Huffy: An eight-year-old girl that can kick your ass!

Blues: Whoah, hold it for a second, Rambo. You can import if you want, I'll do it later. *walks off*

Huffy: Finally, being a godly nerd pays off... *imports*

Later...

Newbie: OMG HI I AM N00 HERE!

Illy: Hi, newbie! You see that robot over there? He eats babies for breakfast, puppies for lunch, and your mother for dinner!

Newbie: T_T *runs off*

Blues: *walks over* Was that another newbie?

Illy: Yeah. That makes 100 this month, give me my gil.

Blues: I don't have any gil, but here's 100z (zenny).

Illy: Yippie! I'm going to go buy a piece of fruit!

Ina & Sol: *randomly talking to each other*

Blues: Wow, things here have actually started to calm down...

Crimson: And Ina finally stopped glomping me.

Miyu: I am so totally not Takashi.

Blues: Takashi, I never put crossdressing past you.

Miyu: OMG MAH BOYFREND! *glomps Blues*

Blues: This is even creepier than Blusey-chan *pushes Not-Takashi off*

Miyu: But I loves u!

Blues: Takashi, get the hell out.

Miyu: *blows a kiss and runs off*

Blues: ...*shudders violently* I can't wait for the new year...

Teh new year...

*the next parts I'm not sure happened in the right order, sorry*

Roll: Well, December was completely uneventfull, but who cares about that? It's time for the New Year!

Tasem: I'm high, I'm bi, get used to it.

Crickets: *chirp, chirp*

Blues: My job at Dark Loans is finally starting! Now to hire some lackeys...

Crimson: Hey, can I join plzplzplz?! *summons vines to destroy the building*

Blues: Fine, fine. Just don't do that here... That's for when you catch people.

Crimson: YAY! *takes list of deadbeats and dissapears into the ground*

Tasem: Hey, can I steal your job, Blues? I'm a fox-human hybrid, so obviously I can do it.

Blues: ...No.

Tasem: But I have work experience!

Blues: Like what?

Crickets: *chirp* Boy, we sure are getting a lot of work lately!

Blues: Exactly.

Tasem: Aww... T_T

Roll: OMGIamhereIwouldliketodeposit500solfromtheboksIjustmurderedtwominutesago!

Blues: ...Um, ok *takes sol* I'm glad I wasn't there...

Roll: WhatdoesthatmeanwhateverI'mgoingtogodomorestuff. *zooms off*

Blues: If only could strap a solar station to her... We'd be rich...er.

Huffy: Using my all seeing, useless powers of Boktai knowledge, I have found out that Lunar Knights will not have WiFi.

Many forum goers: *grabs pitchforks and flaming tortches*

Blues: Screw the American version, I have less money. *imports Boktai DS.

Ina: Yeah, I'm getting the Japanese version too!

Sol: I shall third this!

A few weeks later...

Ina: Hey, Blues, did you like this game?

Blues: Yeah, I prefer not having to pussy around enemies. Why?

Ina: Well, I was slightly dissatisfied with it.

Blues: Well, what's done is done.

Some poster: ZOMG WAT DID U DINK OF BOKTAIDS?!

Ina: I think it sucked balls!

Tasem: Seconded!

Blues: You just said you were slightly dissatisfied! How did your opinion change so drastically?

Death_Blade: I am back, cutting my wrists.

Blues: Hey, it's someone that speaks a language other than English!

Death_Blade: Gun Del Sol = Gun of the Sun.

Everyone: Oh, it's so obvious now!

Blues: How could I have been so blnd?!

Death_Blade: I'm going to go into an empty cave now. *walks off*

Part IV

Box: *starts rumbling and thrashing about*

Blues: What the hell? Ina, I told you to take your rabbit friends into the woods!

Ina: Why is it you always blame me on things like this?

Blues: Well, you're the only one standing here and-

Box: *opens, revealing a person inside*

Jason: HEY EVERYONE I LOOK VAGUELY LIKE DJANGO! WORSHIP ME!

Blues: Oh, it's a Django cosplayer. I'm bored already.

Ina: Seconded.

Jason: *wimpers and walks off* I HATE U BLUES!

Blues: They always blame me for these things...

Later still...

Ina: Hey look everyone, I copied the Boktai manga so everyone can see it!

Blues: Dude... You kick ass. I made sure to tell you before eveyone else comes and calls you go-

Everyone: OMG U R GOD! PLZ HAVE MAH BABIES INA!

Ina: Come on now, one at a time!

Blues: Well, I guess I'll read it now... *reads* Ok, Django looks nothing like Django, that's ok. And Otenko... has a mouth. That's ok, because it kicks ass! No Lita, she's replaced with another girl that has absolutely no character... Ok... Count... Count... What did they do to you?!

Huffy: Yeah, it's great, ain't it?

Blues: I'd rather date you seriously for a few years, then read this manga.

Huffy: I'm flattered, but you really aren't my type-

Blues: That was sarcasm Huffy. This manga sucks.

Huffy: It can't suck, it's Boktai! This mangahad such great ideas, like destroying the Count's dignity and destroying what little personality Django had!

Blues: And you think I'd date you for years?

Later (again)...

Blues: *at Dark Loans* We really need some new, non-stupid faces around here.

Jason: HEY BLUES CAN I GET A JOB AT DARK LOANS?!

Blues: Didn't you just hear me? I said non-stupid.

Jason: OMG PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPSLPSLSPLSPLSPLPSPSLSPLSPS....

Blues: Fine, just shut up. You can be the janitor *hands Jason a mop*. Now go clean up the floor, Crimson always messes it up when she brings in corpses... I mean customers.

Jason: YOUR WISH IS MY LUNCH! *runs off*

Elsewhere...

Sol: ZOMG I am back and on track! Now where's the free food?!

Ina: Dude, I gave you catnip already.

Sol: But that was just a snack!

Ina: Look, do you want to be in trouble, mister?

Sol: *purrs* No, I don't...

Ina: Good, now go do kitty things.

Tasem: *walks around* I am frustrated by the fact that I don't work for Blues. He seems like the perfect boss.

Later...

Ina: So, I was standing there, and all he would say is "Him go up the cricker." I don't even know what he meant.

Sol: I don't... know either.

Ina: So I was just standing there, holding $50 worth of eggs, stuck in the middle of- I don't even know where I was at this point.

Sol: You don't know?

Ina: I mean, I was in Africa, but I didn't know where I was in Africa.

Sol: Yeah, I've heard about him. He has this TV show where he juggles flaming tortches.

Ina: Wait, what's that sound?

Sol: Huh?

*faint yelling*

Ina: Dude, do you hear that?

Sol: What?

*yelling gets louder and louder*

SabataTDB: *runs into Sol* LOOK AT ME I AM ALMOST LIKE SABATA!

Blues: *walks in* Hey, who's the new girl?

SabataTDB: Hey, I'm not a girl! *clenches hand into a fist* Oh no, I broke a nail!

Sol: *gets up* You're a rude, little Missy!

Blues: Hmm... Purple clothes, femine face, fake nails... *googles*

Jason: *walks in and notices* OMG MY BRODERZ!

Sabata: MAH BRODER! *hugs Jason*

Blues: *prints out diagnosis* (Blues' mouth is a printer, BTW) You are in fact a girl... And you're apparently hot for Jason.

Jason & SabataTDB: ...T_T *both start crying and run off*

Later still...

*Calm scene, Ina is chasing Crimson, Sol is eating fish, Jason and SabataTDB are pretending to be Django and Sabata, Huffy is pretending to be a ninja, Roll is sprinting around, and everyone else is talking amongst themselves... all except for Blues*

Blues: God, what is it with all the clones lately? We've had DjangoSP, SolarBoyDjango and a million different variations. At least my name is original... (at least that's why I tell myself).

Django's Uncle: Don't forget Django's Uncle! OMG PIE! *runs off*

Huffy: Hey look everyone, I am teh Super-Duper-Special-Chocolately-Crunch-Coated-Mega-Super Grand Master! I am here to gloat about it and flaunt my superiority!

Blues: Great, Huffy... I could get Grand Master if I felt like going trough all those Laplace stages over 9000(!!!) times.

Huffy: THAT DOES NOT MATTER! I AM YOUR GOD NOW! WORSHIP MY GRAND MASTERNESS!

Blues: Make me.

Huffy: What if I told you I'd give you candy if you worshipped me?

Blues: I can't eat.

Huffy: You're no fun, I'm going to go gloat to people that appreciate me!

Hours later...

Sol: *puts down poster* Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.

Blues: What are you talking about? You know, it's been a while since anyone new came and stayed for an extended period of time...

Sol: Duuuuuuh... What?

Blues: Um... Nevermind.

Huge wooden doors: *slowly open*

Blues: Oh, it's another new person. I'll go get the welcome wagon... OF DEATH!!! *SFX echo* Death...death...death... *walks off*

???: Wowzers, a Boktai forum? I can make my fangirlness obvious here, and people would actually know who I'm talking about!

Part V

*people start flocking towards the new member*

???: I am called Chibi Gunner! I have a name that doesn't suit me at all!

Tasem: Welcome, *Some name I can't remember*

Chibi: *punches Tasem in the face* Don't call me that!

*random members greet Chibi*

Chibi: Thanks for all the welcomes! Since I'm the only one here that draws, look what I made! *pulls out a comic*

Jason: OMG DATZ ME!

SabataTDB: OMG That was suggestive!

Elsewhere...

Blues: Oh, here it is. *pulls out bazooka, Gattling Gun, and other random weapons and puts them onto a wheelbarrow*

Blues: *singing* Oh, I'm taking this wheelbarrow, gonna greet some newbie n00bs. Soon I'll make 'em run, and wish they had some shoes... *not singing* Ok, that's a stupid song... *finally gets back to see a croud of welcoming*

*random people laugh at the comic*

Blues: What the hell's going on? Was there a stabbing or something? *sees the comic Chibi's holding*

Blues: (Hmm... The person holding the camera looks vaguely like Saloma... I MUST EXPLOIT THIS TO NO BOUNDS! 'Cause that's the American way!) Did I just say that out loud?

Chibi: Say what out loud?

Blues: Um... nothing. *steps back, SabataTDB steps in front*

Chibi: OMG SABATA! *glomps him* I wuvs you!

Blues: She's a lesbia-

Chibi: *punches Blues in the face and continues glomping Sabata*

Blues: *is dented* For a girl, you hit pretty hard... *walks off toward Dark Loans*

Later...

*random people, standing around talking... everything is calm*

Dr. Vile: *slams open a door* HERE I AM TO MESS THINGS UP ONCE AGAIN!

Blues: Hey, it's that guy who's thread I took over in an instant. Hey, retard, how's it going?

Dr. Vile: I'm here to give a retarded announcement! Everyone, Huffy and Roll are getting married!

Everyone: ...

Sol: We already knew this.

Kajy: Look at me, I'm a place holder!

Gamma: Me too! I'm the next Takashi!

Blues: *punches both of them* Shut up.

Roll: This is so totally a lie.

Huffy: *hides an engagement ring* Yup. My godliness can't be married.

Blues: Yeah, right... Anyway, we'll have to get ready.

Ina: My bunnyness will help in this! I'll spread peace and love!

Illy: KILL THE RED MAGES! I mean, hey! I'll get the cake!

Death Blade: I can do... something emoish.

Kuroku: *walks up next to Death Blade* You're emo? I'm emo too.

Death Blade: Really? Let's start a club.

Kuroku & Death Blade: Hooray.

Roll: Ignoring that... I'm too hyper to be married to a ninja!

Blues: You're a lot less hyper than usual, Roll. Is it nerves from the wedding?

Roll: OfcoursenotIammyusualhypersel- Oh god, I can't do it...

Huffy: I AM TOO GODLY TO BE HITCHED!

Blues: *smacks Huffy* I think I just had a reverse Deja Vu...

Huffy: Blues, we're not getting married. We don't love each other.

Blues: Oh yeah? Prove it.

Roll: *punches Huffy*

Huffy: YOU DARE HIT A GOD!? YOU MUST PAY! *punches Roll*

Huffy & Roll: *Beat each other up*

Ina: This is a weird wedding...

Chibi: HERE I AM! I'm going to do something usefull, for once! *takes out papers* Here are divorce papers for the nerdyweds!

Blues: DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME?!

Chibi: *starts to cry* Waaah!

Blues: ...If I had feelings, my guilt meters would explode... Ok, come back next week with those.

Chibi: YIPPIE! *runs off*

Gamma: Since Blues obviously doesn't want to help, I'll do it instead!

Huffy & Roll: *still fighting*

Blues: Um... I think I'll close this room off, and let them be alone.

Everyone else: Aww...

Blues: *pushes everyone out* Ok, nothing to see here. Just two lesser nerds having their wedding fights.

And then later still...

Blues: Hey, Copain, you haven't made a transation here... Want to borrow some Sol?

Copain: I've seen what you do to people who don't pay! Keep your money, I'm leaving! *walks off*

Blues: *yells* Ok, if you ever want to, just come back! *stops yelling* I hate sucking up like that.

Kuroku E" Nero: I'm here, blankly staring...

Blues: Hey, do YOU want to make a transaction?

Kuroku: Of course not. I've heard stories.

Blues: You look like you want money...

Kuroku: Well, I don't. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sleep upside down. *walks off*

Blues: Another failed customer... God, today is slow...

SabataTDB: *walks in, shuddering*

Blues: Welcome to Dark Loans, how may I help you?!

SabataTDB: You've gotta help me... Chibi... She... Chibi...

Blues: Spit it out, you imposter. I don't have all day.

SabataTDB: Chibi asked me to marry her!

Blues: 0_0 Well, what do you want with me?

SabataTDB: You've gotta help me pay for the wedding! I need a church and someone to marry us!

Blues: Hmm...

Later...

Blues: So the Saloma look-alike wants to marry the imposter Sabata?

Chibi: Who is Saloma?

Blues: ...*smacks Chibi and shows her a pic* THIS is Saloma. She looks exactly like you.

Chibi: *eyeballs pic* No, she doesn't.

Blues: I WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED!

Chibi: *cries from Blues' awesomeness*

SabataTDB: So will you help us?

Blues: Fine...

Part VI

Copain: *notices sign that reads, "Come to SabataTDB and Chibi Gunner's wedding* What's this about?

Blues: Oh that. I guess we all got bored and they decided to get married. I said I'd be their wedding planner and hire a priest. I thought about it, and decided I'd be best for both parts.

Copain: Who the hell would make you a priest?! Your practically worship Satan!

Blues: *shh* Don't spoil it, now. Come to the volcano if you want to see the wedding.

Copain: We have a volcano?

Blues: Yeah, go down the long, long, long steps to go into the center of the Earth. Seating arrangements have already been made.

Later...

Blues: Wow, this wedding hasn't been planned at all. What will you be wearing?

Chibi & Sabata: *stands there*

Blues: *sigh* Fine, but put on these 10 gallon hats. *hands over two hats*

Chibi: *puts on hat and topples around* I can't see with this thing on! Why do we have to wear these?!

Blues: A wedding isn't a wedding if something isn't ridiculous.

Chibi: You don't call a wedding in the center of the earth with a robot priest ridiculous?!

Blues: No, now practice for the wedding.

Megabok: ZOMG WAT IZ GOING ON HERE! WEDDING! I LIKE WEDDINGS WILL THERE BE CAKE?!

Blues: Just go down the volcano... *pushes Megabok down*

Blues: *hits his head on a wall* Why do we always get the freaks!? WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET THE FREAKS?!

Later, at the wedding...

Blues: Welcome. We are gathered here to day to join these two imposters. Yes, in some sort of sick joke that went too far, a Saloma look-alike is marrying a Sabata look-alike.

Copain: WOOT!

Megabok: HURRY AND GET ON WITH IT!

*random guests start throwing stuff*

Chibi: DOES SOMEONE WANT TO DIE NOW?! *ahem* Get on with it, Blues...

Blues: *sigh* Fine... *dryly* Do you, Saloma- I mean Chibi Gunner, take this Sabata cosplayer as your husband?

Chibi: *flips coin of fangirlness* All signs point to yes.

Blues: Well, that's just great... SabataTDB, do you take this chain, attach it to your leg and give the other end to Chibi Gunner?

SabataTDB: Do I have to?

Chibi: *growls*

SabataTDB: *gulp* I do?

Blues: Fine. You're married now. I'm gonna go get some motor oil... *walks off*

Megabok: YAY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Kuroku: A wedding is the last thing I expected to do today...

Megabok: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hours later...

Sabata & Chibi: *still standing there*

SabataTDB: CAN I KISS HER NOW?!

Chibi: I've said "YES" for hours now!

At the afterparty...

*random happy yelling and stuff*

Blues: *walks toward SabataTDB*

SabataTDB: *eating cake*

Blues: Sabata!

SabataTDB: !! *starts to choke*

Blues: >_>... *smacks Sabata in the back*

SabataTDB: *gasp* What?

Blues: Well, I DID just arrange everything for a wedding in less than a day. I have to talk about my bill.

SabataTDB: Oh... That... I guess I can pay. What's the damage?

Blues: *calculates in 2.21368182363714613894 seconds* 50,000 sol.

SabataTDB: WHAT?! But... but! But-

Chibi: Come on Sabata, let's go! *grabs SabataTDB's arm and starts pulling*

SabataTDB: Ok, Blues... *pulls out a huge wad of "Sol" and hands it to Blues* Take this, it's more than you asked for, just as a thanks.

Chibi: *picks up Sabata and runs off*

Blues: Well, that was corny... But at least I got pai- *looks at "sol"* WAIT! This isn't Sol, it's "Sal"! Maybe he thought my fanboyness would LIKE this stupid joke, but he was wrong... MEGABOK!

Megabok: OMG WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

Blues: Where are they going for their honeymoon?

Megabok: THEY ARE GOING ON A CRUISE SHIP TOMORROW! I SHOULD KNOW I.M GOING WITH THEM! HAPPY KWANZA!

Blues: Looks like I'm going on a cruise...

Part VII

On the cruise ship...

Megabok: ~We are - We are - On the cruise! We are!~

Chibi: Stop singing that! *smacks Megabok*

Blues: *hiding in a nearby box* There is the prey... But how to proceed?

SabataTDB: Hey, look. *walks over to box* Someone left this trash here!

Chibi: *takes out guns* Let's shoot it!

*everyone shoots the box*

Blues: *peeks through a garbage can* Thankfully, I learned how to do that...

Megabok: HEY LETZ GO SEE A MOOVIE!

Chibi: That sounds like a good idea. Come on, ~Sabby~ *walks off*

SabataTDB: *finishes a Solar Apple* Coming... *throws the core in the trash*

Blues: I should've gone into another room >_>...

At the movie theatre...

Chibi: Now playing: "OMG MAN ON MAN ACTION SPECIAL EDITION". Let's see that!

SabataTDB: No, that looks stupid. How about "Trapped: Tales of a Transvestite"!

Megabok: NO WHAT ABOUT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Kuroku: I have the solution: We see the super-special-awesome movie.

Chibi: How did YOU get here?!

Kuroku: It's so myserious, even I don't know.

SabataTDB: Well, let's go get some popcorn and stuff.

Blues: Now my plan to get money back from a small child is about to commence...

Chibi: *walking without looking* I'm gonna get some pop- *runs into Blues* Hey, what are YOU doing here?

Blues: Oh, nothing just selling popcorn.

Sabata, Kuroku and Megabok: *walks over to Chibi* Blues is here?

Blues: Yes... And how would you like to see a LEEK?! *pulls out leek and starts spinning it*

Chibi: I am under your suggestions, boss me around.

Megabok: What is that, Blu- Eeeeeh... what does master desire?

Kuroku: What's with this? Let's go, guys.

SabataTDB: I'm with him, let's go.

Chibi: You guys go ahead... I'm going to stay here...

Blues: *still spinning leek* Yes.. You want to buy my stuff, don't you?

Chibi: Yes... I do...

Blues: Yes... you want ALL my popcorn, don't you?

Chibi: I... must...buy...

SabataTDB: Chibi, snap out of it! *smacks Chibi*

Chibi: *gains focus* What? What's going on?

Megabok: Master...

Chibi: *shakes Megabok*

Megabok: HUH WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

SabataTDB: Blues was hypnotising you two!

Blues: My plot to gain money from small children has failed! *jumps into an empty sode can*

Kuroku: That was weird... Oh yeah, I forgot to go shave my head...

Blues: I WILL BE BACK!

After the cruise...

Blues: Well, looks like things have finally calmed down again...

Huffy: *walking down the hall with lots of papers*

Blues: Huffy, what the hell are you doing?

Huffy: You'll see, just follow me...

Huffy: Ok... Once again, with my infinate, useless Boktai knowledge... I have catalogued the entire timeline of the Boktai games.

Blues: Hey, you forgot something about-

Huffy: DO NOT QUESTION THE INFALLABLE TIMELINE!

Blues: If it's so infallable, why is it not done?

Huffy: BECAUSE MY GODLINESS HAS NOT CHOSEN TO FINISH IT! Now, GO GET MY THUNDERBOLTS OF SCOURNING!

Blues: Like hell. *walks away*

A few days later...

Roll: Well, this huge banner of Django is getting kind of old... Why don't we put its fate into the hands of idiots to create a new one?

Blues: Well, it's clearly a gamble, but I see no reason not to do it.

Ina: Hip hoppity top, I agree!

Huffy: IT WILL NOT WORK, AS IT WILL NOT HAVE MY GODLI-!

Blues: -Shut up Huffy, the sensible ones are talking.

Part VIII

In a part secret to most people...

Blues: I am inclined to disagree, Huffy.

Huffy: You have Proto Man Syndrome.

Blues: What the hell does that mean?

Huffy: It means I'm out of insulting names.

Blues: Well, at least I still have some in me, fake ninja!

Huffy: Blues, you've called me that ever since I met you.

Blues: I don't need stupid things like "facts" to get in my way!

Huffy: I love Zazie, she's so awesomely awesome.

Blues: Yeah, she is pretty cool. I like Alice more, though.

Huffy: IT IS MY TURN TO BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION!

Blues: Your turn? It's been your turn for like, a year!

Huffy: THAT MEANS NOTHING, YOU TTM!

Blues: I am afraid I have to disagree again.

Huffy: OMG TTM YOU ARE ARGUING VICIOUSLY WITH ME! I SHALL CHANGE YOUR NAME AS SOME STUPID JOKE!

Blues: Hey, there was no need to do that-

Huffy: BURUUSU NO BAKA! *slap*

Blues: Huffy, that was the girliest slap I've ever recieved.

Huffy: You're just good at hiding pain, aren't you?!

Blues: I don't feel pain. And even if I did, that slap was no harder than hitting me with a piece of paper.

Huffy: *starts crying and runs off*

Then at a huge gathering elsewhere...

Roll: I am pleased to announce a banner making contest! First prize is a title no one will read!

Crimson Thorn: That sounds greater than goumet fertilizer! *gives an entry*

Copy X: It isssh time feeer my JPG-ified entry! *throws stuff around*

Ina: Watch the drunk! *ducks*

Kuroku: Here's one of the only decent entries, because I'm neutral!

Meanwhile, in another part of Boktai Online...

Megabok: OMG I AM SO SICK OF DIS DUMAS T-SHIRT I WANT A NEW ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Illy: Well, I can help find one and-

Megabok: NO NOW! I WILL KEEP WHINING UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT!

Chibi: Well, I would draw something, but his hair is hard and-

Megabok: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MINISCULE PROBLEMS! DO WHAT I SAY NOW!

Chibi: Ok, you've pissed me off! Duh duh duh duh duh duh! PMS power! *punches Megabok*

Megabok: OMG I HATE U! DO NOT HAVE A HAPPY EASTER!

Spectators: *gasp*

Blues: Hey, what did I miss, something kookey?

Copain: Well, Megabok and Chibi got into a fight and-

Blues: Oh silly me, I acted like I actually cared. Time for more Sifl and Olly skits no one will read!

Chibi: *starts packing bags* I IS ON HIATUS. *walks off*

Megabok: ME TOO! THIS IS NOT A HAPPY THANKSGIVING! *also walks off*

Blues: Wow, today is even better than I thought!

Five minutes later...

Megabok: OMG I IS SO SORRY!

Chibi: Me too! *hugs*

Megabok: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

Blues: Damn it! *walks off*

Ina: *wearing a tuxedo and monocole* Hey Blues, old chap! Spoonfull of sugar and all that!

Blues: What's with you?

Ina: *bad British accent* E wot? I've always been like this!

Blues: Um... Ok... What do you want?

Ina: I've decided to give my DS away, old bean!

Blues: Are you really crazy enough to do that?

Ina: Aye! All they have to do is write me a story!

Blues: You're some kind of moron, you know that? And your accent is terrible.

Ina: >_> <_<... *whispers something to Blues*

Blues: Ooooh, that's why! Well, you're still crazy.

Ina: Want to help judge, chap? There will be lots of tea and crumpets in it for you!

Blues: Considering there will probably be like, three entries, I don't see why not. By the way, I'm going to totally humiliate you and my other peers in a story.

Ina: That doesn't sound too bad, e wot.

Part IX

Blues: *starts writing*

Ina: Hey, what are you doing?

Blues: Making a transcript of all the stuff that's happened here. *finishes up* Ok, I'll post it up over there.

Ina: Kay.

Blues: *posts up*

Everyone: ZOMG THIS IS THE SECOND COMING OF GOD!

xaznwi3rd0: Hey Blues, can I borrow tree fiddy?

Blues: *punches xaznwi3rd0* Hell no.

Copain: I'm not in it, I think I'll join the emo club...

Meanwhile...

Copy X: Well, I'm not drunk now, so I'll enter more banners!

Kuroku: Duh duh duh duh duh! EMO POWER! *sends in more emo banners*

Blues: Wow, these are all pretty crappy. We should fix this with-

Chibi: -A good beating!

Blues: What are you doing here, talking to me about?

Chibi: I SAID I AM NOT SALOMA!

Blues: I never said you were.

Chibi: *punches Blues* SHUT UP!

Blues: *sigh* What the hell is with this site...

SabataTDB: KK pplz, I started a skool for us to be at. *lists courses*

Blues: Hey, I feel like hijacking this thread and torturing you all. Can I run this school?

SabataTDB: Well, you clearly have bad intentions, but I see no reason not to make you principal.

Ina: I IS A STONER! FEAR ME AND MY RELIGIOUS-LIKE CONTRADICTIONS!

Chibi: I'm just a schoolgirl. I'm totally useless, hooray!

Kuroku: I'm smoking behind the school, and you can't stop me!

Blues: SHUT UP AND PREY TO SATAN!

SabataTDB: If I had a brain, I might realize giving him the school as his plaything was a bad idea...

Ina: My pet is hungry for kids. JORMY! COME OUT AND PLAY!

Jormy: *comes out and starts eating kids*

Blues: *in the principal's office* Hehe, I'm me. I'm so great, and awesome, I'd totally marry myself if I were another person. *hears crashing and stuff*

Chibi: OH NO! YOU'RE GOING TO MESS UP MY HAIR!

Gamma: MORE FILLER!

Illy: I AM INDIANA JONES!

Blues: *bursts out* YOU'RE CUTTING IN ON MY "ME" TIME!

Ina: You mean, every waking moment of you life?

Blues: *shoots Ina* I don't need stupid comments like that.

Jormy: *stands there*

Blues: DIE, HEATHEN! *shoots*

Jormy: *isn't effected*

Ina: The radioactive waste I found in your fuel closet does wonders!

Blues: That wasn't radioactive waste, that was oil!

Ina: On second thought, that might not have been a good idea...

Chibi: *runs around in circles* I'M TOTALLY NOT FLAMABLE!

Blues: *throws Chibi at Jormy, who catches on fire*

Jormy: !! *runs around in circles and explodes*

Ina: JORMY! I was going to use him to pick up chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks! *sobs for hours*

Blues: Another day, another person crying. It makes me proud to be a superintendant.

HolyIce: But that's me-

Blues: Shut up, you're ruining my "me" time.

Part X

Ina: Hey, Blues, have you read the story entries?

Blues: If I say "yes" will I still have to judge?

Ina: No, of course not!

Blues: Then fine... Yes, I read them.

Ina: Haha! I tricked you! What do you think of them?

Blues: Well, considering only 30 people like Boktai, and only 10% entered this contest, then I have a whopping judging of three stories!

Ina: And...?

Blues: They're all terrible.

Ina: Well, I think I'll extend the contest a little. Just to let others enter.

Later...

Blues: I like sitting around, doing nothing... *looks around an sees no one* What happened to all the Sabata cosplayers?

Xazn: Did they all die?

Blues: Who the hell are you? But yeah, I think they did! Today is definately a good one!

Kuroku: ......

Ina: Gasp! He has even less personality than he did before!

Kuroku: .....I'm Japanese...

Loads o' people: OMG I LUV U! PLZ HAV MAH BABIEZ!!!

Sol: I love the Japanese!

Chibi: It's standard racism.

Sol: I agree with Chibi!

Blues: If you two are done being sensible, I have to yell out the exact same thing you just said. IT IS RACISM!!!

Kuroku: I have one thing to say...

Blues: What?

Kuroku: .............

Blues: I'm going to leave now... *walks off*

Kuroku: ...*lights a cigerette*

Later again...

Roll: Hey, everyone, time for some more random questions! Like how-

Huffy: *pushes Roll aside* How old are you?!

Sol: I ish really young.

Copy X: I am in the middle!

Blues: I'm very slightly older than some of you.

Everyone: Grampa!!!

Huffy: I AM SUPER OLD!

Blues: HA! Grampa!

Everyone: ...*crickets chirp*

Roll: Grr... Huffy... Ok, my turn! Where do you live!

Copy X: I live in Hickland! Let's cook up some possums!

Megabok: I LIVE ON EASTER ISLAND! HAPPY BRIS!

Blues: I live in the most important city in the world.

Huffy: YOU DO!? Dude, liek, you totally have to meet me, cause I'm going there on buisness!

Blues: What kind of buisness would you possibly have here? We already have the "Foreign Accented Dumbass" position filled.

Huffy: But I suddenly have an urge to see you!

Blues: I shall list reasons I can't. Well, first, I have to give my mother a kidney and-

Huffy: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! *stomps off*

Ina: YOU'RE JUST LIKE SATAN, HUFFY!!! *throws a shoe at Huffy*

Blues: Am I the only sane person around here?

Copain: *starts eating drywall*

Blues: I guess so...

Part XI

Blues: God, it's boring as hell here...

Ina: Well, there are more entries for the contest, what do you think?

Blues: Oh right... They all suck.

Ina: Great, so we all agree on a winner.

Blues: I guess so. Your own stupidity is your DS' new home.

Ina: ...You're insulting me, aren't you?

Blues: You're a genius.

Later...

Roll: These banner contest entries totally suck!

Blues: You see?! I TOLD YOU! I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!! AND ANOTHER THING, I-

Huffy: I will vote for the stupidest ones.

Ina: I will do the same as Huffy, just to spite him!

Huffy: What do you mean, spite me, darling?

Roll: "Darling"?

Ina: Uh, he didn't say darling! No, of course not! *blushes*

Blues: What the hell...?

Roll: Hey, some new guy came and sent me an almost decent banner! Take a look *plasters the banner up*

Ina: CHANGING SUBJECT! That banner is pretty cool!

Huffy: Yes... it is?

Blues: Well, it's better than Kuroku's emofest ones and Copy X's JPG's of doom, I vote this one.

Ina: Seconded!

Huffy: Third...ed.

Roll: Then it's agreed, we're giving this newbie a big accomplishment.

Liek later again...

Blues: I'm bored...

Ina: Me too...

Blues: You know, you've got big ears.

Ina: I do? T_T

Blues: Yes, I may be able to put this to good use... With YU-GI-OH!!!

Ina: Yu-gi-oh? DIE, YOU LITTLEKURIBOH IMPOSTER!!! *takes out bat*

Blues: Oh crap, you're right! I'll make it Pokemon instead!

Ina: :D I loves me some pokeymans!

Blues: Now, go eat carrots, or hop around, or whatever the hell bunny boys do, I've gots some drawing to do! *pushes Ina out*

Ina: Kay.

Part XII

Blues: Look at me, I drew something that looks like crap. It also has tons of cussing, but look! Pokeymanz!

Ina: OMG THIS KICKS ASS!

Beeg: This kicks more ass than I do!

Blues: I hate complimenting people, but I don't think so.

Roll: OMGTHISISFUNNYKTHXBYE

Ina: Yeah, man, you did good-

Blues: Hey, look! I drew more crap!

Ina: Nice, man. I can't wait to read-

Blues: MORE COMICS!!!

Sol: He's going insane.

Death Blade: Yes he is, but I don't care. Back to wrist cutting...

Kuroku: .............

Liek later...

Huffy: Your comic sucks, even though I have not read it.

Blues: Your opinion menans nothing to me, you stupid ninja.

Huffy: But I don't like it, you must cater to my whim.

Blues: Like a ninja?

Huffy: LIKE A FREAKIN NINJA!!! But I guess you're right, I should at least read it... *reads one paragraph* OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

Blues: Either your taste is terrible or too sophisticated.

Huffy: It's both! You have tons of cursing so I hate it because I do that kind of thing!

Blues: If you can't stomach it, don't read it. I guess I'll take you out of it-

Huffy: No, no, wait! I'll read the rest and tell you what I think.

Blues: *puts a gun to Huffy's head* READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!

Huffy: ...Kay?

Later again...

Roll: *sigh* A whole month gone, and still no word from Huffy.

Illy: Don't worry, Roll. My crystal ball promises Huffy will safely return!

Ina: Yeah! That old comic's no match for Huffy!

Roll: Ina, go to Blues and find Huffy.

Ina: Great! I can't wait to bomb Huffy!

Later again...

Ina: *has his ears sharpened* Blues, what did you do with Huffy!

Blues: YOU DARE BRING EARS TO MY LAIR! YOU MUST DIE!!! *waves flashlight and plays "boom" SFX*

Ina: *throws a book on dating at Blues*

Blues: NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUUUURNS!!! *collapses*

Ina: Wow, you overreact way too much.

Blues: IT'S CALLED ACTING! Well, Huffy's been reading my comic all this month.

Ina: Damn, man, it's long as hell. But wait, there's only two characters. Why don't you add a third, that's a girl.

Blues: What's a girl?

Chibi: *walks up* Hey, what's going on, something kooky?

Blues: *points at Chibi with a shocked look*

Chibi: ...What's with him?

Ina: He's just having another one of his moments.

Later again...

Blues: Wow, I got so caught up in comics, I forgot other people existed!

Chibi: Blues, you weirdo...

Megabok: I AM HERE HAPPY LABOR DAY!

Blues: Wow, it's super-duper Megabok!

Megabok: OMG WHAT IZ THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Chibi: *holds up a pic of Superman with Megabok's face*

Megabok: OMG I HATE YOU ALL! DO NOT HAVE A DELIGHTFUL VALENTINE'S DAY!

Vaku: Wow, that was ridiculous. Wait, who am I again? Oh yeah, I'm a lawyer. I'll give useless knowledge for everything you have!

Copain: Can I be in the comic?

Sabby: WHERE AM I?! I'll stop complaining, if you put me in the comic!

Blues: *fires of a HUGE shot, englufing Copain and Sabby* #@$% YOU!!!. That reminds me, I have a deadline for a comic today! TO THE LITERAL DRAWING BOARD! AWAY!!!

Vaku: He scares me.

Holyice: Tell me about it.

Megabok: MERRY FRASIER CRANE DAY!

Two months later...

Blues: Hmm... I just realized, masochism is hot... TO THE MAX!!!

Chibi: What... are you talking about. Those whips are just stupid.

Blues: *punches Chibi in the face*

Chibi: *starts to cry* OH GOD! Why did you do that?!

Blues: A real woman would love that.

Chibi: I'm scared...

Ina: It's a daily occurance when you're around Blues. You'll have to get used to it.

Huffy: Hey, Burrusu, I finally finished reading your comics... The part about masochism scared me, how could you make her that way?

Blues: You really think I made that up? *turns on a TV* Just look.

Hufffy: *stares at the TV and goes wide-eyed* WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON IS SHE?!

Blues: I know, ain't she awesome?

Later the third evolution...

Crimson Thorn: Behold, I am back and need watering!

Ina: COMING!!! *waters Crimson*

Tasem: What's with Ina?

Blues: He likes depressed girls, for some sick reason...

Tasem: Kind of like your whipped, grass fetish?

Blues: I hate you.

Kajy: I appear suddenly! Only Link can eat enough swords to defeat your majesty!

Chibi: WHERE IS THE YAOI LOVER! BLUES, I DEMAND YOU MAKE NOTE OF HER!

Blues: What... the hell are you talking about?

Chibi: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT! THE YAOI LOVER!!!

Blues: You mean you?

Chibi OMG NO! I MEAN AERARHUJWHR!

Blues: Who the hell is that?

Chibi: *pimp smacks Blues* For a robot, you aren't smart.

Blues: YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Chibi: BRING IT ON!

Part XIII

Blues: Man, do I sure hate Heliotropium!

Kajy: I'm glad we're totally gonna skip her!

Chibi: OMG ADD IT!

Blues: I don't even know who Heliotropium is!

Kajy: Oh wait, I forgot something.

Blues: It isn't another dodongo, is it?

Kajy: No, it's a mirror of truth!!! *shines mirror*

Heliotropium: *appears*

Blues: Who are you again?

Chibi: Don't say that!

Heliotropium: Blah, blah, blah?

Blues: Great, Heliotropium... We wanted her to be here WHY?

Ina: I'm doing random things!

Kajy: If they want her, they're gonna get lame jokes.

Roll: *head appears out of the ground* What's with all the fourth wall breakage? We usually don't do this! And another thing, I-

Huffy: *puts a bucket over Roll's head* Problem solved!

Heliotropium: I like yaoi! ...I think.

Tasem: OMG ME TOO! Blues, do YOU LIKE YAOI?!

Blues: This isn't funny...

Kajy: We should've skipped this while we had the chance!

Chibi: NO! IT IS NOT SKIPPABLE!

Ina: Face it Chibi, your idea sucked.

Chibi: *punches Blues in the face* It's all YOUR fault!

Blues: Silly, weak girl, my sexism is what protects me! ...Also, I still like masochism.

Huffy: Thanks for sharing that. Time to do my daily gloating!

Later...

Kajy: Gee, it sure is boring around here...

Blues: My boy, this peace is what ALL true warrior strive for!

Kajy: I just wonder what Ina's up to!

Illy: *Comes in by flying carpet* Your majesty, Roll and her minions have seized the island.

Blues: Hmm... How can he move this plot along in some stupid story?

Illy: It is written: Only by retarded twists can this end.

Blues: I shall hog all the glory by finding Huffy myself!

Tasem: But Blues, what if something happens to you!

Blues: Nothing can ever happen to me! I kick ass!

Tasem: Okey dokey.

Later again...

Illy: Bad news guys, Blues is dead. Looks like you'll have to go in his place and kill Roll, Kajy.

Kajy: Great! I can't wait to bomb Roll!

Illy: *On the carpet with Kajy* Hocus Pocus, we are doomed!

Kajy: Gee, what are all those hands?

Illy: These are the fingers of evil! You must censor each!

Kajy: I guess I'd better get going!

Meanwhile, at Roll's secret lair...

Roll: I am doing evil things for no reason! FEAR ME!!!

Ina: But you could never be evil! And what the hell is this based on? We never did anything like this!

Blues: *in a cage* You'll never get away with this, unless you kill Kajy! ...Then you're pretty much home free.

Roll: SILENCE! This evilness for no reason is preventing my hyperness... I must calm down, so I can speed up... Ina, get my battle robot!

Ina: *grabs ears* You mean ME? I'm huggable and adorable, not battle ready!

Roll: No, not you! *hugs Ina* I meant my OTHER battle robot.

Ina: Oh, right, him. *presses remote control*

Copy X: *bursts in* Hello, I like to beat up small children! How may I help you?

Roll: Yeah, kill that guy over there. *points to Blues*

Copy X: K.

Blues: You'd really attack someone that was in a cage?

Copy X: You can't fool me, I know you can get out of that thing.

Blues: You're right... *breaks cage easily*

Roll: OMGWTF?!

Ina: Oh, we robots have strength that far outmatches your puny human's. Sorry, forgot to mention that.

Roll: Whatever, just kill him, X!

Copy X: *hands Blues some clothes* Here, dress up like a little kid, so I can beat you up!

Blues: Why do you listen to her? You're a robot-

Copy X: Actually, I'm a reploid.

Ina: Me too!

Blues: Shut up. My point is, you're stronger than some human GIRL, you should take over.

Ina: He's right! Let's topple Roll's opression, X!

Copy X: Yay for reawakening!!!

Ina & Copy X: *Advance on Roll*

Roll: Time for plan 'B'! Huffy!

Elsewhere...

Kajy: I have no idea what's going on anymore!

Chibi: Just roll with it, take these onions and put them in Blues' stuff.

Kajy: *thumbs up* KAY!

Heliotropium: Who am I, again?

Part XIV

Chibi: Hai.

Kajy: Hai.

Blues: Heil!

Chibi: *smacks Blues* That's not your line!

Blues: CHANGE OF SUBJECT!!! I believe I'm pregnant!

Chibi: OMG HAO?! Who's the father?!

Sabby: OMG HE IS HAVIN MAH BABY! OMG LOOK AT ME I AM SABATA! ...Also, I suck.

Sol: NO, I AM THE FATHER! My love of showtunes proves it!

Blues: *smacks Chibi* YOU are the father!

Roll: OMGhowisthatpossibleIthoughtyouhatedeachother.

Blues: Ok then, YOU'RE the father, Roll!

Ina: Wow, Blues, I never knew you were such a slut.

Blues: Shut up, Ina.

Chibi: LET THE EATING OF APPLESAUCE COMMENCE!

Liek l8r...

Blues: Did you know? I like masochism!

Tasem: Ya I know. I'm scared.

Roll: Hey, Blues, isn't it time for the play?

Blues: Oh right. *walks off*

Tasem: What play?

Roll: I... don't know.

Blues: *walks in with a grass suit on* I'm in a grass suit, but I deprive no sexual pleasure from it whatsoever!

Vaku: Blues, as your lawyer, I believe lying is not the right thing to do here-

Blues: Since when were you my lawyer?

Vaku: Ever since you signed the papers!!! *shows documents* MUHAHAHA!!! I'm gonna charge you into the poor house!

Blues: That document hasn't been notorized.

Vaku: ...Dammit.

Blues: *eats the papers* Check and mate. Now king me!

Teh next day...

Chibi: BLUES! I've been thinking about it, and... *hands Blues some papers*

Blues: *reads paper* Divorce papers? But Chibi, I thought our marriage was going to well and-

Chibi: What the hell are YOU talking about? I want to get divorced to TDB.

Blues: Oh right. Get that moron in here, will you?

Chibi: Kay *starts to walk off*

Blues: WAIT! *grabs Chibi by the scarf*

Chibi: OMGWTF was that for?

Blues: Quiet, Saloma. I might have a way for us both to get filthy rich for this!

Chibi: I am NOT becoming a prostitute!

Blues: Not that! Though, if you'll just look at the figures... *notices Chibi's pissed off face* Alright, alright, we can sue for alimony.

Chibi: Lol wut is alimony.

Blues: Just shut up and look... well, not ugly in your case. Get that idiot in here.

SabataTDB: *walks in* HELLO I AM EXACTLY LIKE SABATA EXCEPT FOR THAT WHOLE SABATA THING! LOOK AT ME I AM SABATA!

Chibi: Yeah, I'm divorcing you and suing for alimony.

Vaku: *crashes in* Did somebody say "Lawsuit"?!

Blues: No, she said "suing", but I guess that's close... Hey, how did you hear her, anyway?

Vaku: On my daily sprint to catch up with ambulences, I heard her yell that from the window I just bursted out of.

TDB: OMG I NEED A LAWYER PLEASE HELP ME I AM SABATA.

Vaku: Alright, then. I charge 5 human souls and hour, 7 on weekends. I'll start by giving my first witness: TDB.

TDB: *sits down on a bench* WAT DO YOU WANT I AM SABATA.

Vaku: Now, TDB, please tell us what you saw today.

TDB: CHIBI HARASSED ME AND-

Blues: *slams gavel* GUILTY! TDB, I sentence you to pay Chibi 10 million Sol an hour every day of your life!

Vaku: Since when were you the judge?!

Blues: Since I found this gavel.

Vaku: Whatever, as long as I get paid. How will you give me those souls, exactly?

TDB: UMM... I DONT KNOW I AM SABATA.

Vaku: *gets headset* Just as planned.

Later again...

Roll: Hey Blues, have you seen Huffy around?

Blues: Who the hell is Huffy shut up.

Ina: *walks in* Blues, I think I forgot to give Huffy his daily meal! Do you think he's gonna die?

Roll: WHAT?!

Blues: *covers Ina's mouth* Umm... He said "Oh Roll, my passion for you burns deeper than Django's sword cutting through an immortal. Won't you please be mine?"

Roll: That sounds like something Huffy would say... All well, Ina it is!

Ina: *whispers to Blues* WHAT THE HELL?!

Blues: Just play along with it.

Part XV

Blues: Alright, now it's getting pretty retarded.

Crimson: Jinkies! Yes it is! ...I'm like Velma, you know.

Blues: Yes, you are.

Crimson: NO, I'M NOT! *punches Blues*

Blues: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! Oh hey, look, there's someone coming.

Xaxn: *comes in riding a polar bear* Hai!

Kinx (the bear): We are here to steal your stuff. Also we suck.

Crimson: CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY KILLING EACH OTHER?! *smacks Xaxn and Kinx*

Xaxn: Oy vey...

Kinx: I just want to protect the bears!

Blues: Well, now that that's over...

Crimson: Yeah I'm leaving bye. *walks off*

Ina: *walks in* OMG BLUES YOU SCARED HER OFF AGAIN! MY LONG EARS WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!!!

Blues: Ina... Who let you get out of Roll's hug?

Later...

Huffy: *is all beaten up and bruised* Ouch... I can barely act like I'm better than you...

Ina: I guess I shouldn't have kept him locked up.

Blues: What are you talking about? He's fine.

Huffy: *arm falls off*

Kajy: His arm just fell off.

Blues: Bandages fix everything.

Blues: *holds a knife to Kajy's neck* EVERYTHING!!!

Kajy: NO! Don't kill me! I'm too Brazilian to die!

Chibi: *sigh* Don't do it, Blues. We have to fix him.

Blues: Ok, Ina, Kajy, you two go find a doctor, while Chibi and I... won't be married. Nope, definately won't be married.

Chibi: That's right, we're not.

Kajy: I didn't say you were.

Blues: Exactly.

Ina: In any case, we can't let Roll find out about this. It sure wouldn't be good.

Chibi: It sure wouldn't. And by "It sure wouldn't" I mean "It sure wouldn't be married."

Blues: We're not married.

Ina: Awesome.

Blues: Now, let us go cover our asses!

Ina, Kajy & Chibi: HEIL! *depart*

Blues: *Starts to walk off and sees Xaxn and Kinx*
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Blues: I'll castrate the next person that talks with a rusty knife.

TDB: TALKITY TALKIYY TALK!!!

Blues: *stabs TDB*

TDB: OMG WAI DID YOU DO THAT I AM SABATA!!!

Death Blade: Geezuh!

Blues: *stabs Death Blade*

Death Blade: YAY PAIN! *faints*

TDB: OMG ABUSE OF POWER ABUSE OF POWER ABUSE OF POWER I HATE YOU I AM ALSO SABATA!

Blues: I hate you more.

Later...

Copain: HEY BLUES! PUT ME IN A COMIC!

Lake: ME too! Even though I haven't been introduced yet!

Kajy: Don't forget me!!!

Blues: Yeah, I'll get right on that...

Part XVII

Copain: Are you going to draw that comic?

Blues: Yes, but right now I'm-

Copain: Are you going to draw that comic?

Blues: I just said yes, now let me do something and-

Copain: Are you going to draw that comic?

Blues: FINE! Jesus Christ! *shows comic* I took everything literally, it also sucks.

Copain: OMG I LOVE THIS!!!

Lake: ME TOO! LET'S FIGHT EM!

Kajy: I'M A BRAZILIAN LION LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Blues: There, not stop pestering me.

Tasem: Ok, I'll stop... about THIS at least.

Vaku: That was hilarious! I won't even sue you for misuse of my name!

Blues: Yeah, because you know you'd lose.

Vaku: YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!

Blues: BRING IT, ARIZONA!

LIEK LATER...

Roll: *walks in, crying*

Blues: What is wrong, Roll?

Roll: You stopped making comics *sniff* I'm emo now *prepares to cut wrist*

Blues: Don't do that, then I can't frame you for murder!

Roll: *sniff* What?

Blues: Um, nothing. I'll tell you what, I'll draw some new comics!

Roll: ZOMG REALLY?! I LOVE YOU BLUES! *walks toward Blues*

Blues: Umm... what are you doing?

Roll: I just wanted to fangirl glomp you! I know you're not used to it, but it can be quite nice!

Blues: I don't think that's a good idea...

Roll: Why? *runs toward Blues*

Chibi: Because I'M here! *shoots Roll*

Roll: Ouch. *faints*

Blues: That wasn't really a good idea...

Chibi: Why is that?

Blues: Because she's the FOUNDER? She's gonna blame me for this!

Chibi: Well, you should've thought about that before I shot her!

Blues: >_> This isn't good, I can't stand another Huffy situation.

Chibi: Don't worry, it was just a tranquilzer. If I shoot you too, it won't look like you did it, so *holds up teh gun*

Blues: *grabs Chibi's arm* No, I don't think so. Besides, it wouldn't work on me.

Chibi: *blushes* Er... alright. Now what?

Blues: I know the solution! *kisses Chibi*

Chibi: <3 *drops gun*

Bunch a' people: *start watching Blues and Chibi*

Tasem: SEE? I told you they were married!

Blues: *notices onlookers* Er... This isn't what it looks like. I was... I was...

Chibi: *gasps*

Blues: Giving Chibi CPR! Yeah, she was um, swimming, and she was drowning, so I... Gave her CPR. Right, Chibi?

Chibi: Um... Yeah, that's right! He saved me from drowning!

Tasem: You two are terrible liars.

Ina: CPR, or...

Huffy: ...Scarfy love?

Blues: NO, IT WAS CPR! Now, Chibi, once you're revived, you have to walk it off. Kind of like this: *runs off*

Chibi: *follows suit*

Ina: Hah, those two are hilarious.

Huffy: Yeah, they sure are and- *notices Roll*

Roll: Zzzzzzzzz,,,

Huffy: *picks up Roll's "corpse" THEY KILLED HER! THOSE BASTARD WHORES!!!

Tasem: ...

Kajy: ...

Lake: ...

Copain: ...

Ina: ...Huffy said "whore"...

AND DEN!!!

Tasem: HEY BLUES! You and Chibi are clearly married, so I drew this to celebrate! *hands Blues a picture*

Blues: *looks at teh pic* This looks like me in my 70s days. Also, it's innacurate. Chibi and I aren't together. Nope, definately not.

Tasem: HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS THINGY!

Everyone: HAHAHA!

Blues: ...*starts to stab Tasem*

Chibi: No, wait, don't kill him!

Blues: *holds Tasem by the hair* Why not?

Chibi: I want to do it!

Blues: Oh. *throws Tasem off him* He's all yours. *walks off*

Tasem: Am I going to die now?

Chibi: Not yet, but soon I will come to you. Maybe in the middle of the night! Maybe when you least expect it... Or whenever's good for you.

SOON AFTER...

Tasem: MORE STUPIDITY! EVERYONE, BLUES AND CHIBI ARE GETTING MARRIED!

Blues & Chibi: Lolwut.

Vaku: I shall be the priest dude! I'm a lawyer, I can do it!

Blues: HAH! The joke's on you! We're ALREADY marrie-

Chibi: *covers Blues' mouth* HE SAID NOTHING!

Blues: *garbled mess*

Chibi: Well said. *drags Blues out*

Vaku: Well, that was boring.

TDB: YEAH I AM SABATA.

Vaku: TDB... Where are my souls?

TDB: ...*runs off*

Vaku: I'LL GET YOU, YOU LITTLE WEINER!!! *runs super fast*

Tasem: Wow, all those days of chasing ambulances must've put him in shape... HAWT.

Huffy: *walks in, dragging Roll* She's still groggy.

Roll: Whaaaa....?

Huffy: Are we too late for the wedding?

Tasem: That's tomorrow... I take it you're coming?

Huffy: That we are, pippa! Cheerio lad!

Tasem: No need for profanity!

Part XVIII

Blues: Where the HELL are any new people?

Tasem: I don't know. I'm also a furry.

1338: Hey I'm here now. Sorry I'm... LATE! *rim shot*

Blues: ...Ok...

Tasem: *shakes 1338's hand* Hey, I'm Tasem! *points to Blues* see that guy? He has a grass fetish.

Blues: *punches Tasem* NO I DON'T!

1338: Haha, grass fetish!

Blues: ...*stomps off*

De next day...

*random explosions*

Blues: What the hell's going on?

Kuroku: Geezuh...

Cute Garmr: *falls down* Sup.

Kuroku: It's... Garmr.

Blues: Wow, that sure took a lot of thought. You should become a teacher.

Kuroku: JOIK! *walks off*

Garmr: Your strange terms confuse me. I like Garmr.

Blues: And I hate Durathor.

Kajy: *drags in Kinx* Hey I found a big, white bear!

Blues: Me too! Let's fight em!

Garmr: I AM NOT A BEAR!

Blues: Who cares, you're going to fight him now.

Kinx: But I don't want to fight!

Kajy: Quiet, you.

AND DEN...

Kinx: Ow... I'm still sore from that whole ordeal...

Xaxn: It's alright. You're not that important anyway.

Tasem: ME NEITHER!

Xaxn: Shut up.

1338: *Walks in* Hey, I'm actually appearing more than I thought! Ain't that nice?

Tasem: *points* OMG IT'S HIM!

Kinx: Let's chase him down for being an important character!

Xaxn: Ketchup!

1338: *flees*

Tasem: GET HIM! *throws rocks*

ANOTHER DAY!!!

Sabby: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

1338: What do you people do for fun around here?

Sabby: *looks away*

Blues: *throws rock at Sabby*

Sabby: OMG WHO DID THAT?!

Blues: *points to 1338* Him.

1338: No I didn't! I NEED A LAWYER!

Vaku: *crashes in* DID SOMEBODY SAY LAYWER?!?!?!?!

Blues: Looks like you actually came in on the right word. Good work.

Vaku: *slaps Blues* Go back to picking flowers for your wife!

h4x: That wouldn't work, since he'd just have sex with them-

Blues: *punches 1338 and Vaku* YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND NEVER OPEN THEM AGAIN!

Sabby: Oh dear. He's gone crazy. GET THE NET!

Garmr: *pulls in net* See? I can do stuff too!

Sabby: GOOD GARMR! *throws net on Blues*

Blues: *stands there* ...What the hell was this supposed to do?

Sabby: I don't think this was the right net. Garmr, go get the stronger one.

Garmr: KAY! *walks off*

Blues: Well, I can't stand here all day. I've got to go be better than people. So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go gloat. *runs off*

h4x: He's such a weird person.

Vaku: Allow me to draw up the paperwork! We'll take every cent he's made from Dark Loans!

h4x: Dark Loans? What are you talking about?

Vaku: *smacks 1338* Don't ask questions.

Part XIX

Blues: Zzzzz...

Ina: Zzzzz...

Vaku: Zzzzz...

h4x: Zzzzz...

Takashi: *appears suddenly* HAY I AM BACK!

Blues: *wakes up* OH NO WHAT THE HELL?! Oh, it's just Takashi.

Ina: ...

Blues: TAKASHI?!

Huffy: This is definately not a joke.

h4x: BLAH BLAH BLAH

Takashi: *leaves suddenly*

Vaku: Well, that was anti-climactic.

Ina: Was there any point to that at all?

Blues: *shaking* I've... gotta go... *walks off*

LATER...

Huffy: With my all-seeing Boktai knowledge, I have enveiled the BOKTAI ONLINE IRC ROOM!!!

Sabby: OH BOY! THIS WILL BE FUN!

Ina: Oh great, another feature I won't use. You can use it if you want, I'll be busy being a rabbit.

h4x: Yay, now I can be a jackass all I want!

Blues: Me too!

Huffy: ...*literally kicks Sabby*

Sabby: Ouch. *falls* OH NO NOW I CAN'T EVER USE IT AGAIN OMGOMGOMGOMG!

Huffy: What are you talking about? It was just a joke-

Blues: *covers Huffy's mouth* No, you can't ever use it. Right, h4x?

h4x: Zzz... *wakes up* Oh right, right. You can't ever use it again.

Sabby: *runs off crying*

Blues: Now that that's over... *begins crossdressing*

h4x: What the hell's with this getup?

Blues: None of your damn buisness.

DE NEXT DAI

h4x: HEY GUYS THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Blues: LIEK WUT?!

h4x: Your statements are equal to cake.

Sabby: Cake.

Illy: Lie.

Xazn: Cake!

Garmr: Lie! *dissapears for months*

h4x: Cake-lie!

Blues: I hate you people... *walks off*

Ashera: *pops up* Hey I'm new and I like Smash Bros. I also like yuri, despite being a girl.

Sabby: ...*whispers to Sol* What's a girl?

Sol: *whispers back* I think it's something they have in England. You know, like Huffy.

Sabby: So, you say you're related to Huffy?

Ashera: Wha? Anyway, I think *random, retarded haracters* should all be in Brawl!

Blues: You suck and don't deserve to live.

Sol: I thought you walked off?

h4x: He's cake.

Blues: Shut up. Anyway, I think-

Ashera: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WOMAN-LIKE COMPLAINING

Blues: *covers ears* I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Vaku: But... you're married. Shouldn't you be used to this by now?

Blues: ...*punches Vaku*
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