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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 11 2007, 04:11 AM (935 Views) | |
| Blues | Oct 11 2007, 04:11 AM Post #1 |
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I'll use this thread to show the full story, for your viweing pleasure. Discuss the story in the other thread, though. Here is teh story: Part I Blues: ZOMG! It's like a forum, for Boktai fans! I never knew this existed! *walks around* Huffy: I am Huffy, I'm so great and super-special-awesome. Ina: HUFFY CHANGE MY NAME BACK! (I don't remember what it was when I first joined) Oh hi, LOOK AT THE LOVELY YELLOW SKIN! Blues: My eyes would burn, if they weren't part of a screen. Roll: *zooms in* IamRollandIamveryhyperIcan'tbelieveit'snotbutter. *rushes out* Takashi: ZOMG I IZ TEH TAKASHI! U R TEH SUXZORZ! Blues: I am inclined to disagree. Takashi: WOMG U R AGAUNST ME! I WILL RUN AROUND SPEWING NONSENSE! lunakni92: I WILL DO THE SAME AS TAKASHI! Tibet: Hi... Bye. Blues: Looks like I'll have to get used to being here... Later... Takashi: WOMG WAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHILE SINGING! CAN HAVE A BREATHMINT?! HOW MUCH CHEESE DOES IT TAKE TO SAW A PAPER BAG?! Blues: God, how much spam is he going to make? Takashi: HEY BLUES! Blues: Why are you talking to me? Takashi: I GOT MORE POSTS THAN INNY-CHAN! DO U THINK THEY'LL MAKE ME A MOD?! Blues: They might if they need a "pathetic poster" position filled. Takashi: Y U SAY DAT?! And then... Ina: *evolves into Mod and Pulls out a flamethrower and burns stuff up* Takashi: OMG CONGRATS INNY-CHAN! NOW U CAN ABUSE UR POWER TO BAN BLUES! Ina: *pimp slaps Takashi* Don't talk to me. Takashi: 1+1=5! Blues: Um, that's wrong. 1+1=2 Takashi: U HATE ME! I SUPPOSED TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT! Sol: I'M JUST HERE TO DO KITTY THINGS! Takashi: HEY SOL Y DONT U SPAM WIT ME?! Sol: OK I WILL! Takashi & Sol spam the place up. Ina: Damn, now we've got two trolls. Huffy: I'm clearly too awesome to delete that stuff. Roll: I have an idea! Blues: This place has turned into retard central... Roll: *uses super-special-admin powers of awesomeness on Blues* Blues: *TRCs into a mod* Roll: NOw... ABUSE YOUR POWER!!! Takashi: LOLLERSKATES! Blues: Scarf delete! *deletes Takashi's spam* Takashi: OMG ABUSE OF POWER! I SHUDVE BEEN MOD! I M GONNA GO COMPLAIN TO ROLL! Later... Blues: Oh god, now Takashi's complaining about me for stopping him from being a retard... Roll: Hey Blues... Blues: What's up? Roll: Takashi said we should change his name as punishment. Blues: *sarcastically* Oh, how about Debbie? Roll: Done! *changes Takashi to Debbie* Debbie: HEY DID ISNT WAT I ASKED 4 IDGET! Blues: No, you literally asked for it. Debbie: WOMG PLZ CHANGE MY NAME BACK!!! Huffy: I'll put him on probation, while I set my new plan into action... Le next day: Huffy: My infinate powers of useless knowledge of the Boktai games combined with my infinate nerdiness has allowed us to put it in solid form. With these two things creates the fangame: SAIGOTAI! Blues: Saigotai? I'll pretend like this project is actaully going to go somewhere and post stupid speculation! Huffy: No, this project is totally going to happen. The sarcasm means I'm serious! Sol: Django gets a shotgun?! GTA: San Miguel! Ina: That's stupid... ITS GONNA HAVE DURATHOR RIGHT?! Huffy: I will now give out the first demo, in a vague attempt to make it seem like this project is a reachable goal. Blues: Why are we using Sabata with a gun that does nothing? Huffy: BECAUSE YOUR GOD SAYS SO! And den later... Takash: ZOMG I HATE BEING ON PROBATION! I WILL MAKE ANODER PERSUN! Akane: ZOMG I IS TAKASHIZ SISTA! Blues: Yes, I totally believe that. Akane: OMG U R BLUESY-CHAN! Takashi: EMO MOD BLUESY-CHAN! Blues: This looks like the perfect opportunity to stroke my ego. *charges buster to kill Takashi* Huffy: *swoops in and finishes Takashi off* Takashi: I WILL BE BACK!!! AND U WILL PAY BLUES! Blues: Hey, I was gonna kill him! Huffy: I KS U NOOB. Blues: And now he blames me for it? I win that $50. Huffy: But all I have are British pounds! Blues: NO ONE CARES ABOUT BRITISH POUNDS! I use dollars! Roll: But what about other countries like the southern hemisphere? Blues, Huffy & Ina: ... Part II Blues & Ina: *starts blasting spam into oblivion* Crimson Thorn: Jinkies! I come from the deepest part of the Earth to talk about Boktai! Ina: ZOMG DURATHOR! *glomps forever* Crimson: Jinkies, is he always like this? Ina: Yup! Blues: She's actually here? I can't wait until Saloma or Miyuki come! Crickets: *chirp chirp* Blues: It's never going to happen, is it? Dr. Vile: HERE I AM TO MESS EVERYTHING UP! I give life to the pairing thread! LOLLL HUFFY X ROLL LOLOLOLOL! *dissapears* Blues: PAIRING?! *short circuits* *asplosion of pairings* Blues: ILLY X SOL, INA X CRIMSON THORN, ROLL X ILLY, SOLARBOYDJANGO X ELIZABTH, HOLYICE x SOL HERO! Elizabeth: I don't think he's my type... Blues: THAT MEANS NOTHING IN THE NAME OF SHIPPING! Illy: Hey, how can I be with Roll AND Sol?! PICK ONE! *casts Ultima* (Note from teh Bluezorz: Sorry Illy, I couldn't think of a good intro for you) Blues: *stands there unaffected* Illy: WHAT?! Why didn't my Dark Magic (Which Red Mages DO NOT DESERVE) not work?! Blues: My metal body is uneffected by it! Illy: NO! THERE IS NO GOD! Holyice: I'm making a cameo! Blues: MORE PAIRINGS!!! *names ridiculous pairings* Roll: No place is safe from him T_T. Huffy: Dude, Vile, you've created a friggin' monster. (semi-actually quote from Huffy) Blues: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY INFINATE SHIPPING KNOWLEDGE! Huffy: (I shall edit the pairings while he's not looking... I'm a ninja, so it's within my abilities. Huffy says: NO) Blues: Hey, what happened to Huffy x Beeg and Huffy x Crimson?! THERE HAS BEEN SABATOGE! But suspiciously, Huffy x Roll is uneffected... Hufffy: (Just like a ninja...) Blues: What?! The thread has died?! NOOOOOO!!! Well, that's gone... What now? Huffy: Hey look, Boktai DS just came out! Part III Huffy: I want us to make a walkthrough of this. Blues: Ok, and how do we do that without the game? Huffy: I don't know. We have to bump heads to figure this out. Huffy & Blues: *bump heads* Huffy: *rubs head* Ouch... Why did I do that? Your head is far too hard to help me think of something good. Blues: Yeah, and your head is too obvious to reboot my system. Huffy: Well, how will we do it? Roll: Idunnohowweshoulddoitwhataboutimporting? Blues: *short circuits* Huh? Huffy: She suggested importing. Blues: Oh, right... Well, I don't feel like waiting for it to come to America, and I'm sure you don't want to wait 50 years for it to come in with some tea and crumpets- Huffy: -Finish that sentence and I'll kill you. Blues: Please, you're as threatening as an eight-year-old girl. Huffy: An eight-year-old girl that can kick your ass! Blues: Whoah, hold it for a second, Rambo. You can import if you want, I'll do it later. *walks off* Huffy: Finally, being a godly nerd pays off... *imports* Later... Newbie: OMG HI I AM N00 HERE! Illy: Hi, newbie! You see that robot over there? He eats babies for breakfast, puppies for lunch, and your mother for dinner! Newbie: T_T *runs off* Blues: *walks over* Was that another newbie? Illy: Yeah. That makes 100 this month, give me my gil. Blues: I don't have any gil, but here's 100z (zenny). Illy: Yippie! I'm going to go buy a piece of fruit! Ina & Sol: *randomly talking to each other* Blues: Wow, things here have actually started to calm down... Crimson: And Ina finally stopped glomping me. Miyu: I am so totally not Takashi. Blues: Takashi, I never put crossdressing past you. Miyu: OMG MAH BOYFREND! *glomps Blues* Blues: This is even creepier than Blusey-chan *pushes Not-Takashi off* Miyu: But I loves u! Blues: Takashi, get the hell out. Miyu: *blows a kiss and runs off* Blues: ...*shudders violently* I can't wait for the new year... Teh new year... *the next parts I'm not sure happened in the right order, sorry* Roll: Well, December was completely uneventfull, but who cares about that? It's time for the New Year! Tasem: I'm high, I'm bi, get used to it. Crickets: *chirp, chirp* Blues: My job at Dark Loans is finally starting! Now to hire some lackeys... Crimson: Hey, can I join plzplzplz?! *summons vines to destroy the building* Blues: Fine, fine. Just don't do that here... That's for when you catch people. Crimson: YAY! *takes list of deadbeats and dissapears into the ground* Tasem: Hey, can I steal your job, Blues? I'm a fox-human hybrid, so obviously I can do it. Blues: ...No. Tasem: But I have work experience! Blues: Like what? Crickets: *chirp* Boy, we sure are getting a lot of work lately! Blues: Exactly. Tasem: Aww... T_T Roll: OMGIamhereIwouldliketodeposit500solfromtheboksIjustmurderedtwominutesago! Blues: ...Um, ok *takes sol* I'm glad I wasn't there... Roll: WhatdoesthatmeanwhateverI'mgoingtogodomorestuff. *zooms off* Blues: If only could strap a solar station to her... We'd be rich...er. Huffy: Using my all seeing, useless powers of Boktai knowledge, I have found out that Lunar Knights will not have WiFi. Many forum goers: *grabs pitchforks and flaming tortches* Blues: Screw the American version, I have less money. *imports Boktai DS. Ina: Yeah, I'm getting the Japanese version too! Sol: I shall third this! A few weeks later... Ina: Hey, Blues, did you like this game? Blues: Yeah, I prefer not having to pussy around enemies. Why? Ina: Well, I was slightly dissatisfied with it. Blues: Well, what's done is done. Some poster: ZOMG WAT DID U DINK OF BOKTAIDS?! Ina: I think it sucked balls! Tasem: Seconded! Blues: You just said you were slightly dissatisfied! How did your opinion change so drastically? Death_Blade: I am back, cutting my wrists. Blues: Hey, it's someone that speaks a language other than English! Death_Blade: Gun Del Sol = Gun of the Sun. Everyone: Oh, it's so obvious now! Blues: How could I have been so blnd?! Death_Blade: I'm going to go into an empty cave now. *walks off* Part IV Box: *starts rumbling and thrashing about* Blues: What the hell? Ina, I told you to take your rabbit friends into the woods! Ina: Why is it you always blame me on things like this? Blues: Well, you're the only one standing here and- Box: *opens, revealing a person inside* Jason: HEY EVERYONE I LOOK VAGUELY LIKE DJANGO! WORSHIP ME! Blues: Oh, it's a Django cosplayer. I'm bored already. Ina: Seconded. Jason: *wimpers and walks off* I HATE U BLUES! Blues: They always blame me for these things... Later still... Ina: Hey look everyone, I copied the Boktai manga so everyone can see it! Blues: Dude... You kick ass. I made sure to tell you before eveyone else comes and calls you go- Everyone: OMG U R GOD! PLZ HAVE MAH BABIES INA! Ina: Come on now, one at a time! Blues: Well, I guess I'll read it now... *reads* Ok, Django looks nothing like Django, that's ok. And Otenko... has a mouth. That's ok, because it kicks ass! No Lita, she's replaced with another girl that has absolutely no character... Ok... Count... Count... What did they do to you?! Huffy: Yeah, it's great, ain't it? Blues: I'd rather date you seriously for a few years, then read this manga. Huffy: I'm flattered, but you really aren't my type- Blues: That was sarcasm Huffy. This manga sucks. Huffy: It can't suck, it's Boktai! This mangahad such great ideas, like destroying the Count's dignity and destroying what little personality Django had! Blues: And you think I'd date you for years? Later (again)... Blues: *at Dark Loans* We really need some new, non-stupid faces around here. Jason: HEY BLUES CAN I GET A JOB AT DARK LOANS?! Blues: Didn't you just hear me? I said non-stupid. Jason: OMG PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPSLPSLSPLSPLSPLPSPSLSPLSPS.... Blues: Fine, just shut up. You can be the janitor *hands Jason a mop*. Now go clean up the floor, Crimson always messes it up when she brings in corpses... I mean customers. Jason: YOUR WISH IS MY LUNCH! *runs off* Elsewhere... Sol: ZOMG I am back and on track! Now where's the free food?! Ina: Dude, I gave you catnip already. Sol: But that was just a snack! Ina: Look, do you want to be in trouble, mister? Sol: *purrs* No, I don't... Ina: Good, now go do kitty things. Tasem: *walks around* I am frustrated by the fact that I don't work for Blues. He seems like the perfect boss. Later... Ina: So, I was standing there, and all he would say is "Him go up the cricker." I don't even know what he meant. Sol: I don't... know either. Ina: So I was just standing there, holding $50 worth of eggs, stuck in the middle of- I don't even know where I was at this point. Sol: You don't know? Ina: I mean, I was in Africa, but I didn't know where I was in Africa. Sol: Yeah, I've heard about him. He has this TV show where he juggles flaming tortches. Ina: Wait, what's that sound? Sol: Huh? *faint yelling* Ina: Dude, do you hear that? Sol: What? *yelling gets louder and louder* SabataTDB: *runs into Sol* LOOK AT ME I AM ALMOST LIKE SABATA! Blues: *walks in* Hey, who's the new girl? SabataTDB: Hey, I'm not a girl! *clenches hand into a fist* Oh no, I broke a nail! Sol: *gets up* You're a rude, little Missy! Blues: Hmm... Purple clothes, femine face, fake nails... *googles* Jason: *walks in and notices* OMG MY BRODERZ! Sabata: MAH BRODER! *hugs Jason* Blues: *prints out diagnosis* (Blues' mouth is a printer, BTW) You are in fact a girl... And you're apparently hot for Jason. Jason & SabataTDB: ...T_T *both start crying and run off* Later still... *Calm scene, Ina is chasing Crimson, Sol is eating fish, Jason and SabataTDB are pretending to be Django and Sabata, Huffy is pretending to be a ninja, Roll is sprinting around, and everyone else is talking amongst themselves... all except for Blues* Blues: God, what is it with all the clones lately? We've had DjangoSP, SolarBoyDjango and a million different variations. At least my name is original... (at least that's why I tell myself). Django's Uncle: Don't forget Django's Uncle! OMG PIE! *runs off* Huffy: Hey look everyone, I am teh Super-Duper-Special-Chocolately-Crunch-Coated-Mega-Super Grand Master! I am here to gloat about it and flaunt my superiority! Blues: Great, Huffy... I could get Grand Master if I felt like going trough all those Laplace stages over 9000(!!!) times. Huffy: THAT DOES NOT MATTER! I AM YOUR GOD NOW! WORSHIP MY GRAND MASTERNESS! Blues: Make me. Huffy: What if I told you I'd give you candy if you worshipped me? Blues: I can't eat. Huffy: You're no fun, I'm going to go gloat to people that appreciate me! Hours later... Sol: *puts down poster* Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards. Blues: What are you talking about? You know, it's been a while since anyone new came and stayed for an extended period of time... Sol: Duuuuuuh... What? Blues: Um... Nevermind. Huge wooden doors: *slowly open* Blues: Oh, it's another new person. I'll go get the welcome wagon... OF DEATH!!! *SFX echo* Death...death...death... *walks off* ???: Wowzers, a Boktai forum? I can make my fangirlness obvious here, and people would actually know who I'm talking about! Part V *people start flocking towards the new member* ???: I am called Chibi Gunner! I have a name that doesn't suit me at all! Tasem: Welcome, *Some name I can't remember* Chibi: *punches Tasem in the face* Don't call me that! *random members greet Chibi* Chibi: Thanks for all the welcomes! Since I'm the only one here that draws, look what I made! *pulls out a comic* Jason: OMG DATZ ME! SabataTDB: OMG That was suggestive! Elsewhere... Blues: Oh, here it is. *pulls out bazooka, Gattling Gun, and other random weapons and puts them onto a wheelbarrow* Blues: *singing* Oh, I'm taking this wheelbarrow, gonna greet some newbie n00bs. Soon I'll make 'em run, and wish they had some shoes... *not singing* Ok, that's a stupid song... *finally gets back to see a croud of welcoming* *random people laugh at the comic* Blues: What the hell's going on? Was there a stabbing or something? *sees the comic Chibi's holding* Blues: (Hmm... The person holding the camera looks vaguely like Saloma... I MUST EXPLOIT THIS TO NO BOUNDS! 'Cause that's the American way!) Did I just say that out loud? Chibi: Say what out loud? Blues: Um... nothing. *steps back, SabataTDB steps in front* Chibi: OMG SABATA! *glomps him* I wuvs you! Blues: She's a lesbia- Chibi: *punches Blues in the face and continues glomping Sabata* Blues: *is dented* For a girl, you hit pretty hard... *walks off toward Dark Loans* Later... *random people, standing around talking... everything is calm* Dr. Vile: *slams open a door* HERE I AM TO MESS THINGS UP ONCE AGAIN! Blues: Hey, it's that guy who's thread I took over in an instant. Hey, retard, how's it going? Dr. Vile: I'm here to give a retarded announcement! Everyone, Huffy and Roll are getting married! Everyone: ... Sol: We already knew this. Kajy: Look at me, I'm a place holder! Gamma: Me too! I'm the next Takashi! Blues: *punches both of them* Shut up. Roll: This is so totally a lie. Huffy: *hides an engagement ring* Yup. My godliness can't be married. Blues: Yeah, right... Anyway, we'll have to get ready. Ina: My bunnyness will help in this! I'll spread peace and love! Illy: KILL THE RED MAGES! I mean, hey! I'll get the cake! Death Blade: I can do... something emoish. Kuroku: *walks up next to Death Blade* You're emo? I'm emo too. Death Blade: Really? Let's start a club. Kuroku & Death Blade: Hooray. Roll: Ignoring that... I'm too hyper to be married to a ninja! Blues: You're a lot less hyper than usual, Roll. Is it nerves from the wedding? Roll: OfcoursenotIammyusualhypersel- Oh god, I can't do it... Huffy: I AM TOO GODLY TO BE HITCHED! Blues: *smacks Huffy* I think I just had a reverse Deja Vu... Huffy: Blues, we're not getting married. We don't love each other. Blues: Oh yeah? Prove it. Roll: *punches Huffy* Huffy: YOU DARE HIT A GOD!? YOU MUST PAY! *punches Roll* Huffy & Roll: *Beat each other up* Ina: This is a weird wedding... Chibi: HERE I AM! I'm going to do something usefull, for once! *takes out papers* Here are divorce papers for the nerdyweds! Blues: DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME?! Chibi: *starts to cry* Waaah! Blues: ...If I had feelings, my guilt meters would explode... Ok, come back next week with those. Chibi: YIPPIE! *runs off* Gamma: Since Blues obviously doesn't want to help, I'll do it instead! Huffy & Roll: *still fighting* Blues: Um... I think I'll close this room off, and let them be alone. Everyone else: Aww... Blues: *pushes everyone out* Ok, nothing to see here. Just two lesser nerds having their wedding fights. And then later still... Blues: Hey, Copain, you haven't made a transation here... Want to borrow some Sol? Copain: I've seen what you do to people who don't pay! Keep your money, I'm leaving! *walks off* Blues: *yells* Ok, if you ever want to, just come back! *stops yelling* I hate sucking up like that. Kuroku E" Nero: I'm here, blankly staring... Blues: Hey, do YOU want to make a transaction? Kuroku: Of course not. I've heard stories. Blues: You look like you want money... Kuroku: Well, I don't. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sleep upside down. *walks off* Blues: Another failed customer... God, today is slow... SabataTDB: *walks in, shuddering* Blues: Welcome to Dark Loans, how may I help you?! SabataTDB: You've gotta help me... Chibi... She... Chibi... Blues: Spit it out, you imposter. I don't have all day. SabataTDB: Chibi asked me to marry her! Blues: 0_0 Well, what do you want with me? SabataTDB: You've gotta help me pay for the wedding! I need a church and someone to marry us! Blues: Hmm... Later... Blues: So the Saloma look-alike wants to marry the imposter Sabata? Chibi: Who is Saloma? Blues: ...*smacks Chibi and shows her a pic* THIS is Saloma. She looks exactly like you. Chibi: *eyeballs pic* No, she doesn't. Blues: I WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED! Chibi: *cries from Blues' awesomeness* SabataTDB: So will you help us? Blues: Fine... Part VI Copain: *notices sign that reads, "Come to SabataTDB and Chibi Gunner's wedding* What's this about? Blues: Oh that. I guess we all got bored and they decided to get married. I said I'd be their wedding planner and hire a priest. I thought about it, and decided I'd be best for both parts. Copain: Who the hell would make you a priest?! Your practically worship Satan! Blues: *shh* Don't spoil it, now. Come to the volcano if you want to see the wedding. Copain: We have a volcano? Blues: Yeah, go down the long, long, long steps to go into the center of the Earth. Seating arrangements have already been made. Later... Blues: Wow, this wedding hasn't been planned at all. What will you be wearing? Chibi & Sabata: *stands there* Blues: *sigh* Fine, but put on these 10 gallon hats. *hands over two hats* Chibi: *puts on hat and topples around* I can't see with this thing on! Why do we have to wear these?! Blues: A wedding isn't a wedding if something isn't ridiculous. Chibi: You don't call a wedding in the center of the earth with a robot priest ridiculous?! Blues: No, now practice for the wedding. Megabok: ZOMG WAT IZ GOING ON HERE! WEDDING! I LIKE WEDDINGS WILL THERE BE CAKE?! Blues: Just go down the volcano... *pushes Megabok down* Blues: *hits his head on a wall* Why do we always get the freaks!? WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET THE FREAKS?! Later, at the wedding... Blues: Welcome. We are gathered here to day to join these two imposters. Yes, in some sort of sick joke that went too far, a Saloma look-alike is marrying a Sabata look-alike. Copain: WOOT! Megabok: HURRY AND GET ON WITH IT! *random guests start throwing stuff* Chibi: DOES SOMEONE WANT TO DIE NOW?! *ahem* Get on with it, Blues... Blues: *sigh* Fine... *dryly* Do you, Saloma- I mean Chibi Gunner, take this Sabata cosplayer as your husband? Chibi: *flips coin of fangirlness* All signs point to yes. Blues: Well, that's just great... SabataTDB, do you take this chain, attach it to your leg and give the other end to Chibi Gunner? SabataTDB: Do I have to? Chibi: *growls* SabataTDB: *gulp* I do? Blues: Fine. You're married now. I'm gonna go get some motor oil... *walks off* Megabok: YAY! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Kuroku: A wedding is the last thing I expected to do today... Megabok: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Hours later... Sabata & Chibi: *still standing there* SabataTDB: CAN I KISS HER NOW?! Chibi: I've said "YES" for hours now! At the afterparty... *random happy yelling and stuff* Blues: *walks toward SabataTDB* SabataTDB: *eating cake* Blues: Sabata! SabataTDB: !! *starts to choke* Blues: >_>... *smacks Sabata in the back* SabataTDB: *gasp* What? Blues: Well, I DID just arrange everything for a wedding in less than a day. I have to talk about my bill. SabataTDB: Oh... That... I guess I can pay. What's the damage? Blues: *calculates in 2.21368182363714613894 seconds* 50,000 sol. SabataTDB: WHAT?! But... but! But- Chibi: Come on Sabata, let's go! *grabs SabataTDB's arm and starts pulling* SabataTDB: Ok, Blues... *pulls out a huge wad of "Sol" and hands it to Blues* Take this, it's more than you asked for, just as a thanks. Chibi: *picks up Sabata and runs off* Blues: Well, that was corny... But at least I got pai- *looks at "sol"* WAIT! This isn't Sol, it's "Sal"! Maybe he thought my fanboyness would LIKE this stupid joke, but he was wrong... MEGABOK! Megabok: OMG WHAT DO YOU WANT!? Blues: Where are they going for their honeymoon? Megabok: THEY ARE GOING ON A CRUISE SHIP TOMORROW! I SHOULD KNOW I.M GOING WITH THEM! HAPPY KWANZA! Blues: Looks like I'm going on a cruise... Part VII On the cruise ship... Megabok: ~We are - We are - On the cruise! We are!~ Chibi: Stop singing that! *smacks Megabok* Blues: *hiding in a nearby box* There is the prey... But how to proceed? SabataTDB: Hey, look. *walks over to box* Someone left this trash here! Chibi: *takes out guns* Let's shoot it! *everyone shoots the box* Blues: *peeks through a garbage can* Thankfully, I learned how to do that... Megabok: HEY LETZ GO SEE A MOOVIE! Chibi: That sounds like a good idea. Come on, ~Sabby~ *walks off* SabataTDB: *finishes a Solar Apple* Coming... *throws the core in the trash* Blues: I should've gone into another room >_>... At the movie theatre... Chibi: Now playing: "OMG MAN ON MAN ACTION SPECIAL EDITION". Let's see that! SabataTDB: No, that looks stupid. How about "Trapped: Tales of a Transvestite"! Megabok: NO WHAT ABOUT HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Kuroku: I have the solution: We see the super-special-awesome movie. Chibi: How did YOU get here?! Kuroku: It's so myserious, even I don't know. SabataTDB: Well, let's go get some popcorn and stuff. Blues: Now my plan to get money back from a small child is about to commence... Chibi: *walking without looking* I'm gonna get some pop- *runs into Blues* Hey, what are YOU doing here? Blues: Oh, nothing just selling popcorn. Sabata, Kuroku and Megabok: *walks over to Chibi* Blues is here? Blues: Yes... And how would you like to see a LEEK?! *pulls out leek and starts spinning it* Chibi: I am under your suggestions, boss me around. Megabok: What is that, Blu- Eeeeeh... what does master desire? Kuroku: What's with this? Let's go, guys. SabataTDB: I'm with him, let's go. Chibi: You guys go ahead... I'm going to stay here... Blues: *still spinning leek* Yes.. You want to buy my stuff, don't you? Chibi: Yes... I do... Blues: Yes... you want ALL my popcorn, don't you? Chibi: I... must...buy... SabataTDB: Chibi, snap out of it! *smacks Chibi* Chibi: *gains focus* What? What's going on? Megabok: Master... Chibi: *shakes Megabok* Megabok: HUH WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! SabataTDB: Blues was hypnotising you two! Blues: My plot to gain money from small children has failed! *jumps into an empty sode can* Kuroku: That was weird... Oh yeah, I forgot to go shave my head... Blues: I WILL BE BACK! After the cruise... Blues: Well, looks like things have finally calmed down again... Huffy: *walking down the hall with lots of papers* Blues: Huffy, what the hell are you doing? Huffy: You'll see, just follow me... Huffy: Ok... Once again, with my infinate, useless Boktai knowledge... I have catalogued the entire timeline of the Boktai games. Blues: Hey, you forgot something about- Huffy: DO NOT QUESTION THE INFALLABLE TIMELINE! Blues: If it's so infallable, why is it not done? Huffy: BECAUSE MY GODLINESS HAS NOT CHOSEN TO FINISH IT! Now, GO GET MY THUNDERBOLTS OF SCOURNING! Blues: Like hell. *walks away* A few days later... Roll: Well, this huge banner of Django is getting kind of old... Why don't we put its fate into the hands of idiots to create a new one? Blues: Well, it's clearly a gamble, but I see no reason not to do it. Ina: Hip hoppity top, I agree! Huffy: IT WILL NOT WORK, AS IT WILL NOT HAVE MY GODLI-! Blues: -Shut up Huffy, the sensible ones are talking. Part VIII In a part secret to most people... Blues: I am inclined to disagree, Huffy. Huffy: You have Proto Man Syndrome. Blues: What the hell does that mean? Huffy: It means I'm out of insulting names. Blues: Well, at least I still have some in me, fake ninja! Huffy: Blues, you've called me that ever since I met you. Blues: I don't need stupid things like "facts" to get in my way! Huffy: I love Zazie, she's so awesomely awesome. Blues: Yeah, she is pretty cool. I like Alice more, though. Huffy: IT IS MY TURN TO BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION! Blues: Your turn? It's been your turn for like, a year! Huffy: THAT MEANS NOTHING, YOU TTM! Blues: I am afraid I have to disagree again. Huffy: OMG TTM YOU ARE ARGUING VICIOUSLY WITH ME! I SHALL CHANGE YOUR NAME AS SOME STUPID JOKE! Blues: Hey, there was no need to do that- Huffy: BURUUSU NO BAKA! *slap* Blues: Huffy, that was the girliest slap I've ever recieved. Huffy: You're just good at hiding pain, aren't you?! Blues: I don't feel pain. And even if I did, that slap was no harder than hitting me with a piece of paper. Huffy: *starts crying and runs off* Then at a huge gathering elsewhere... Roll: I am pleased to announce a banner making contest! First prize is a title no one will read! Crimson Thorn: That sounds greater than goumet fertilizer! *gives an entry* Copy X: It isssh time feeer my JPG-ified entry! *throws stuff around* Ina: Watch the drunk! *ducks* Kuroku: Here's one of the only decent entries, because I'm neutral! Meanwhile, in another part of Boktai Online... Megabok: OMG I AM SO SICK OF DIS DUMAS T-SHIRT I WANT A NEW ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Illy: Well, I can help find one and- Megabok: NO NOW! I WILL KEEP WHINING UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT! Chibi: Well, I would draw something, but his hair is hard and- Megabok: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MINISCULE PROBLEMS! DO WHAT I SAY NOW! Chibi: Ok, you've pissed me off! Duh duh duh duh duh duh! PMS power! *punches Megabok* Megabok: OMG I HATE U! DO NOT HAVE A HAPPY EASTER! Spectators: *gasp* Blues: Hey, what did I miss, something kookey? Copain: Well, Megabok and Chibi got into a fight and- Blues: Oh silly me, I acted like I actually cared. Time for more Sifl and Olly skits no one will read! Chibi: *starts packing bags* I IS ON HIATUS. *walks off* Megabok: ME TOO! THIS IS NOT A HAPPY THANKSGIVING! *also walks off* Blues: Wow, today is even better than I thought! Five minutes later... Megabok: OMG I IS SO SORRY! Chibi: Me too! *hugs* Megabok: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! Blues: Damn it! *walks off* Ina: *wearing a tuxedo and monocole* Hey Blues, old chap! Spoonfull of sugar and all that! Blues: What's with you? Ina: *bad British accent* E wot? I've always been like this! Blues: Um... Ok... What do you want? Ina: I've decided to give my DS away, old bean! Blues: Are you really crazy enough to do that? Ina: Aye! All they have to do is write me a story! Blues: You're some kind of moron, you know that? And your accent is terrible. Ina: >_> <_<... *whispers something to Blues* Blues: Ooooh, that's why! Well, you're still crazy. Ina: Want to help judge, chap? There will be lots of tea and crumpets in it for you! Blues: Considering there will probably be like, three entries, I don't see why not. By the way, I'm going to totally humiliate you and my other peers in a story. Ina: That doesn't sound too bad, e wot. Part IX Blues: *starts writing* Ina: Hey, what are you doing? Blues: Making a transcript of all the stuff that's happened here. *finishes up* Ok, I'll post it up over there. Ina: Kay. Blues: *posts up* Everyone: ZOMG THIS IS THE SECOND COMING OF GOD! xaznwi3rd0: Hey Blues, can I borrow tree fiddy? Blues: *punches xaznwi3rd0* Hell no. Copain: I'm not in it, I think I'll join the emo club... Meanwhile... Copy X: Well, I'm not drunk now, so I'll enter more banners! Kuroku: Duh duh duh duh duh! EMO POWER! *sends in more emo banners* Blues: Wow, these are all pretty crappy. We should fix this with- Chibi: -A good beating! Blues: What are you doing here, talking to me about? Chibi: I SAID I AM NOT SALOMA! Blues: I never said you were. Chibi: *punches Blues* SHUT UP! Blues: *sigh* What the hell is with this site... SabataTDB: KK pplz, I started a skool for us to be at. *lists courses* Blues: Hey, I feel like hijacking this thread and torturing you all. Can I run this school? SabataTDB: Well, you clearly have bad intentions, but I see no reason not to make you principal. Ina: I IS A STONER! FEAR ME AND MY RELIGIOUS-LIKE CONTRADICTIONS! Chibi: I'm just a schoolgirl. I'm totally useless, hooray! Kuroku: I'm smoking behind the school, and you can't stop me! Blues: SHUT UP AND PREY TO SATAN! SabataTDB: If I had a brain, I might realize giving him the school as his plaything was a bad idea... Ina: My pet is hungry for kids. JORMY! COME OUT AND PLAY! Jormy: *comes out and starts eating kids* Blues: *in the principal's office* Hehe, I'm me. I'm so great, and awesome, I'd totally marry myself if I were another person. *hears crashing and stuff* Chibi: OH NO! YOU'RE GOING TO MESS UP MY HAIR! Gamma: MORE FILLER! Illy: I AM INDIANA JONES! Blues: *bursts out* YOU'RE CUTTING IN ON MY "ME" TIME! Ina: You mean, every waking moment of you life? Blues: *shoots Ina* I don't need stupid comments like that. Jormy: *stands there* Blues: DIE, HEATHEN! *shoots* Jormy: *isn't effected* Ina: The radioactive waste I found in your fuel closet does wonders! Blues: That wasn't radioactive waste, that was oil! Ina: On second thought, that might not have been a good idea... Chibi: *runs around in circles* I'M TOTALLY NOT FLAMABLE! Blues: *throws Chibi at Jormy, who catches on fire* Jormy: !! *runs around in circles and explodes* Ina: JORMY! I was going to use him to pick up chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks! *sobs for hours* Blues: Another day, another person crying. It makes me proud to be a superintendant. HolyIce: But that's me- Blues: Shut up, you're ruining my "me" time. Part X Ina: Hey, Blues, have you read the story entries? Blues: If I say "yes" will I still have to judge? Ina: No, of course not! Blues: Then fine... Yes, I read them. Ina: Haha! I tricked you! What do you think of them? Blues: Well, considering only 30 people like Boktai, and only 10% entered this contest, then I have a whopping judging of three stories! Ina: And...? Blues: They're all terrible. Ina: Well, I think I'll extend the contest a little. Just to let others enter. Later... Blues: I like sitting around, doing nothing... *looks around an sees no one* What happened to all the Sabata cosplayers? Xazn: Did they all die? Blues: Who the hell are you? But yeah, I think they did! Today is definately a good one! Kuroku: ...... Ina: Gasp! He has even less personality than he did before! Kuroku: .....I'm Japanese... Loads o' people: OMG I LUV U! PLZ HAV MAH BABIEZ!!! Sol: I love the Japanese! Chibi: It's standard racism. Sol: I agree with Chibi! Blues: If you two are done being sensible, I have to yell out the exact same thing you just said. IT IS RACISM!!! Kuroku: I have one thing to say... Blues: What? Kuroku: ............. Blues: I'm going to leave now... *walks off* Kuroku: ...*lights a cigerette* Later again... Roll: Hey, everyone, time for some more random questions! Like how- Huffy: *pushes Roll aside* How old are you?! Sol: I ish really young. Copy X: I am in the middle! Blues: I'm very slightly older than some of you. Everyone: Grampa!!! Huffy: I AM SUPER OLD! Blues: HA! Grampa! Everyone: ...*crickets chirp* Roll: Grr... Huffy... Ok, my turn! Where do you live! Copy X: I live in Hickland! Let's cook up some possums! Megabok: I LIVE ON EASTER ISLAND! HAPPY BRIS! Blues: I live in the most important city in the world. Huffy: YOU DO!? Dude, liek, you totally have to meet me, cause I'm going there on buisness! Blues: What kind of buisness would you possibly have here? We already have the "Foreign Accented Dumbass" position filled. Huffy: But I suddenly have an urge to see you! Blues: I shall list reasons I can't. Well, first, I have to give my mother a kidney and- Huffy: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! *stomps off* Ina: YOU'RE JUST LIKE SATAN, HUFFY!!! *throws a shoe at Huffy* Blues: Am I the only sane person around here? Copain: *starts eating drywall* Blues: I guess so... Part XI Blues: God, it's boring as hell here... Ina: Well, there are more entries for the contest, what do you think? Blues: Oh right... They all suck. Ina: Great, so we all agree on a winner. Blues: I guess so. Your own stupidity is your DS' new home. Ina: ...You're insulting me, aren't you? Blues: You're a genius. Later... Roll: These banner contest entries totally suck! Blues: You see?! I TOLD YOU! I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!! AND ANOTHER THING, I- Huffy: I will vote for the stupidest ones. Ina: I will do the same as Huffy, just to spite him! Huffy: What do you mean, spite me, darling? Roll: "Darling"? Ina: Uh, he didn't say darling! No, of course not! *blushes* Blues: What the hell...? Roll: Hey, some new guy came and sent me an almost decent banner! Take a look *plasters the banner up* Ina: CHANGING SUBJECT! That banner is pretty cool! Huffy: Yes... it is? Blues: Well, it's better than Kuroku's emofest ones and Copy X's JPG's of doom, I vote this one. Ina: Seconded! Huffy: Third...ed. Roll: Then it's agreed, we're giving this newbie a big accomplishment. Liek later again... Blues: I'm bored... Ina: Me too... Blues: You know, you've got big ears. Ina: I do? T_T Blues: Yes, I may be able to put this to good use... With YU-GI-OH!!! Ina: Yu-gi-oh? DIE, YOU LITTLEKURIBOH IMPOSTER!!! *takes out bat* Blues: Oh crap, you're right! I'll make it Pokemon instead! Ina: :D I loves me some pokeymans! Blues: Now, go eat carrots, or hop around, or whatever the hell bunny boys do, I've gots some drawing to do! *pushes Ina out* Ina: Kay. Part XII Blues: Look at me, I drew something that looks like crap. It also has tons of cussing, but look! Pokeymanz! Ina: OMG THIS KICKS ASS! Beeg: This kicks more ass than I do! Blues: I hate complimenting people, but I don't think so. Roll: OMGTHISISFUNNYKTHXBYE Ina: Yeah, man, you did good- Blues: Hey, look! I drew more crap! Ina: Nice, man. I can't wait to read- Blues: MORE COMICS!!! Sol: He's going insane. Death Blade: Yes he is, but I don't care. Back to wrist cutting... Kuroku: ............. Liek later... Huffy: Your comic sucks, even though I have not read it. Blues: Your opinion menans nothing to me, you stupid ninja. Huffy: But I don't like it, you must cater to my whim. Blues: Like a ninja? Huffy: LIKE A FREAKIN NINJA!!! But I guess you're right, I should at least read it... *reads one paragraph* OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! Blues: Either your taste is terrible or too sophisticated. Huffy: It's both! You have tons of cursing so I hate it because I do that kind of thing! Blues: If you can't stomach it, don't read it. I guess I'll take you out of it- Huffy: No, no, wait! I'll read the rest and tell you what I think. Blues: *puts a gun to Huffy's head* READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT! Huffy: ...Kay? Later again... Roll: *sigh* A whole month gone, and still no word from Huffy. Illy: Don't worry, Roll. My crystal ball promises Huffy will safely return! Ina: Yeah! That old comic's no match for Huffy! Roll: Ina, go to Blues and find Huffy. Ina: Great! I can't wait to bomb Huffy! Later again... Ina: *has his ears sharpened* Blues, what did you do with Huffy! Blues: YOU DARE BRING EARS TO MY LAIR! YOU MUST DIE!!! *waves flashlight and plays "boom" SFX* Ina: *throws a book on dating at Blues* Blues: NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUUUURNS!!! *collapses* Ina: Wow, you overreact way too much. Blues: IT'S CALLED ACTING! Well, Huffy's been reading my comic all this month. Ina: Damn, man, it's long as hell. But wait, there's only two characters. Why don't you add a third, that's a girl. Blues: What's a girl? Chibi: *walks up* Hey, what's going on, something kooky? Blues: *points at Chibi with a shocked look* Chibi: ...What's with him? Ina: He's just having another one of his moments. Later again... Blues: Wow, I got so caught up in comics, I forgot other people existed! Chibi: Blues, you weirdo... Megabok: I AM HERE HAPPY LABOR DAY! Blues: Wow, it's super-duper Megabok! Megabok: OMG WHAT IZ THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! Chibi: *holds up a pic of Superman with Megabok's face* Megabok: OMG I HATE YOU ALL! DO NOT HAVE A DELIGHTFUL VALENTINE'S DAY! Vaku: Wow, that was ridiculous. Wait, who am I again? Oh yeah, I'm a lawyer. I'll give useless knowledge for everything you have! Copain: Can I be in the comic? Sabby: WHERE AM I?! I'll stop complaining, if you put me in the comic! Blues: *fires of a HUGE shot, englufing Copain and Sabby* #@$% YOU!!!. That reminds me, I have a deadline for a comic today! TO THE LITERAL DRAWING BOARD! AWAY!!! Vaku: He scares me. Holyice: Tell me about it. Megabok: MERRY FRASIER CRANE DAY! Two months later... Blues: Hmm... I just realized, masochism is hot... TO THE MAX!!! Chibi: What... are you talking about. Those whips are just stupid. Blues: *punches Chibi in the face* Chibi: *starts to cry* OH GOD! Why did you do that?! Blues: A real woman would love that. Chibi: I'm scared... Ina: It's a daily occurance when you're around Blues. You'll have to get used to it. Huffy: Hey, Burrusu, I finally finished reading your comics... The part about masochism scared me, how could you make her that way? Blues: You really think I made that up? *turns on a TV* Just look. Hufffy: *stares at the TV and goes wide-eyed* WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON IS SHE?! Blues: I know, ain't she awesome? Later the third evolution... Crimson Thorn: Behold, I am back and need watering! Ina: COMING!!! *waters Crimson* Tasem: What's with Ina? Blues: He likes depressed girls, for some sick reason... Tasem: Kind of like your whipped, grass fetish? Blues: I hate you. Kajy: I appear suddenly! Only Link can eat enough swords to defeat your majesty! Chibi: WHERE IS THE YAOI LOVER! BLUES, I DEMAND YOU MAKE NOTE OF HER! Blues: What... the hell are you talking about? Chibi: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT! THE YAOI LOVER!!! Blues: You mean you? Chibi OMG NO! I MEAN AERARHUJWHR! Blues: Who the hell is that? Chibi: *pimp smacks Blues* For a robot, you aren't smart. Blues: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! Chibi: BRING IT ON! Part XIII Blues: Man, do I sure hate Heliotropium! Kajy: I'm glad we're totally gonna skip her! Chibi: OMG ADD IT! Blues: I don't even know who Heliotropium is! Kajy: Oh wait, I forgot something. Blues: It isn't another dodongo, is it? Kajy: No, it's a mirror of truth!!! *shines mirror* Heliotropium: *appears* Blues: Who are you again? Chibi: Don't say that! Heliotropium: Blah, blah, blah? Blues: Great, Heliotropium... We wanted her to be here WHY? Ina: I'm doing random things! Kajy: If they want her, they're gonna get lame jokes. Roll: *head appears out of the ground* What's with all the fourth wall breakage? We usually don't do this! And another thing, I- Huffy: *puts a bucket over Roll's head* Problem solved! Heliotropium: I like yaoi! ...I think. Tasem: OMG ME TOO! Blues, do YOU LIKE YAOI?! Blues: This isn't funny... Kajy: We should've skipped this while we had the chance! Chibi: NO! IT IS NOT SKIPPABLE! Ina: Face it Chibi, your idea sucked. Chibi: *punches Blues in the face* It's all YOUR fault! Blues: Silly, weak girl, my sexism is what protects me! ...Also, I still like masochism. Huffy: Thanks for sharing that. Time to do my daily gloating! Later... Kajy: Gee, it sure is boring around here... Blues: My boy, this peace is what ALL true warrior strive for! Kajy: I just wonder what Ina's up to! Illy: *Comes in by flying carpet* Your majesty, Roll and her minions have seized the island. Blues: Hmm... How can he move this plot along in some stupid story? Illy: It is written: Only by retarded twists can this end. Blues: I shall hog all the glory by finding Huffy myself! Tasem: But Blues, what if something happens to you! Blues: Nothing can ever happen to me! I kick ass! Tasem: Okey dokey. Later again... Illy: Bad news guys, Blues is dead. Looks like you'll have to go in his place and kill Roll, Kajy. Kajy: Great! I can't wait to bomb Roll! Illy: *On the carpet with Kajy* Hocus Pocus, we are doomed! Kajy: Gee, what are all those hands? Illy: These are the fingers of evil! You must censor each! Kajy: I guess I'd better get going! Meanwhile, at Roll's secret lair... Roll: I am doing evil things for no reason! FEAR ME!!! Ina: But you could never be evil! And what the hell is this based on? We never did anything like this! Blues: *in a cage* You'll never get away with this, unless you kill Kajy! ...Then you're pretty much home free. Roll: SILENCE! This evilness for no reason is preventing my hyperness... I must calm down, so I can speed up... Ina, get my battle robot! Ina: *grabs ears* You mean ME? I'm huggable and adorable, not battle ready! Roll: No, not you! *hugs Ina* I meant my OTHER battle robot. Ina: Oh, right, him. *presses remote control* Copy X: *bursts in* Hello, I like to beat up small children! How may I help you? Roll: Yeah, kill that guy over there. *points to Blues* Copy X: K. Blues: You'd really attack someone that was in a cage? Copy X: You can't fool me, I know you can get out of that thing. Blues: You're right... *breaks cage easily* Roll: OMGWTF?! Ina: Oh, we robots have strength that far outmatches your puny human's. Sorry, forgot to mention that. Roll: Whatever, just kill him, X! Copy X: *hands Blues some clothes* Here, dress up like a little kid, so I can beat you up! Blues: Why do you listen to her? You're a robot- Copy X: Actually, I'm a reploid. Ina: Me too! Blues: Shut up. My point is, you're stronger than some human GIRL, you should take over. Ina: He's right! Let's topple Roll's opression, X! Copy X: Yay for reawakening!!! Ina & Copy X: *Advance on Roll* Roll: Time for plan 'B'! Huffy! Elsewhere... Kajy: I have no idea what's going on anymore! Chibi: Just roll with it, take these onions and put them in Blues' stuff. Kajy: *thumbs up* KAY! Heliotropium: Who am I, again? Part XIV Chibi: Hai. Kajy: Hai. Blues: Heil! Chibi: *smacks Blues* That's not your line! Blues: CHANGE OF SUBJECT!!! I believe I'm pregnant! Chibi: OMG HAO?! Who's the father?! Sabby: OMG HE IS HAVIN MAH BABY! OMG LOOK AT ME I AM SABATA! ...Also, I suck. Sol: NO, I AM THE FATHER! My love of showtunes proves it! Blues: *smacks Chibi* YOU are the father! Roll: OMGhowisthatpossibleIthoughtyouhatedeachother. Blues: Ok then, YOU'RE the father, Roll! Ina: Wow, Blues, I never knew you were such a slut. Blues: Shut up, Ina. Chibi: LET THE EATING OF APPLESAUCE COMMENCE! Liek l8r... Blues: Did you know? I like masochism! Tasem: Ya I know. I'm scared. Roll: Hey, Blues, isn't it time for the play? Blues: Oh right. *walks off* Tasem: What play? Roll: I... don't know. Blues: *walks in with a grass suit on* I'm in a grass suit, but I deprive no sexual pleasure from it whatsoever! Vaku: Blues, as your lawyer, I believe lying is not the right thing to do here- Blues: Since when were you my lawyer? Vaku: Ever since you signed the papers!!! *shows documents* MUHAHAHA!!! I'm gonna charge you into the poor house! Blues: That document hasn't been notorized. Vaku: ...Dammit. Blues: *eats the papers* Check and mate. Now king me! Teh next day... Chibi: BLUES! I've been thinking about it, and... *hands Blues some papers* Blues: *reads paper* Divorce papers? But Chibi, I thought our marriage was going to well and- Chibi: What the hell are YOU talking about? I want to get divorced to TDB. Blues: Oh right. Get that moron in here, will you? Chibi: Kay *starts to walk off* Blues: WAIT! *grabs Chibi by the scarf* Chibi: OMGWTF was that for? Blues: Quiet, Saloma. I might have a way for us both to get filthy rich for this! Chibi: I am NOT becoming a prostitute! Blues: Not that! Though, if you'll just look at the figures... *notices Chibi's pissed off face* Alright, alright, we can sue for alimony. Chibi: Lol wut is alimony. Blues: Just shut up and look... well, not ugly in your case. Get that idiot in here. SabataTDB: *walks in* HELLO I AM EXACTLY LIKE SABATA EXCEPT FOR THAT WHOLE SABATA THING! LOOK AT ME I AM SABATA! Chibi: Yeah, I'm divorcing you and suing for alimony. Vaku: *crashes in* Did somebody say "Lawsuit"?! Blues: No, she said "suing", but I guess that's close... Hey, how did you hear her, anyway? Vaku: On my daily sprint to catch up with ambulences, I heard her yell that from the window I just bursted out of. TDB: OMG I NEED A LAWYER PLEASE HELP ME I AM SABATA. Vaku: Alright, then. I charge 5 human souls and hour, 7 on weekends. I'll start by giving my first witness: TDB. TDB: *sits down on a bench* WAT DO YOU WANT I AM SABATA. Vaku: Now, TDB, please tell us what you saw today. TDB: CHIBI HARASSED ME AND- Blues: *slams gavel* GUILTY! TDB, I sentence you to pay Chibi 10 million Sol an hour every day of your life! Vaku: Since when were you the judge?! Blues: Since I found this gavel. Vaku: Whatever, as long as I get paid. How will you give me those souls, exactly? TDB: UMM... I DONT KNOW I AM SABATA. Vaku: *gets headset* Just as planned. Later again... Roll: Hey Blues, have you seen Huffy around? Blues: Who the hell is Huffy shut up. Ina: *walks in* Blues, I think I forgot to give Huffy his daily meal! Do you think he's gonna die? Roll: WHAT?! Blues: *covers Ina's mouth* Umm... He said "Oh Roll, my passion for you burns deeper than Django's sword cutting through an immortal. Won't you please be mine?" Roll: That sounds like something Huffy would say... All well, Ina it is! Ina: *whispers to Blues* WHAT THE HELL?! Blues: Just play along with it. Part XV Blues: Alright, now it's getting pretty retarded. Crimson: Jinkies! Yes it is! ...I'm like Velma, you know. Blues: Yes, you are. Crimson: NO, I'M NOT! *punches Blues* Blues: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! Oh hey, look, there's someone coming. Xaxn: *comes in riding a polar bear* Hai! Kinx (the bear): We are here to steal your stuff. Also we suck. Crimson: CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY KILLING EACH OTHER?! *smacks Xaxn and Kinx* Xaxn: Oy vey... Kinx: I just want to protect the bears! Blues: Well, now that that's over... Crimson: Yeah I'm leaving bye. *walks off* Ina: *walks in* OMG BLUES YOU SCARED HER OFF AGAIN! MY LONG EARS WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!!! Blues: Ina... Who let you get out of Roll's hug? Later... Huffy: *is all beaten up and bruised* Ouch... I can barely act like I'm better than you... Ina: I guess I shouldn't have kept him locked up. Blues: What are you talking about? He's fine. Huffy: *arm falls off* Kajy: His arm just fell off. Blues: Bandages fix everything. Blues: *holds a knife to Kajy's neck* EVERYTHING!!! Kajy: NO! Don't kill me! I'm too Brazilian to die! Chibi: *sigh* Don't do it, Blues. We have to fix him. Blues: Ok, Ina, Kajy, you two go find a doctor, while Chibi and I... won't be married. Nope, definately won't be married. Chibi: That's right, we're not. Kajy: I didn't say you were. Blues: Exactly. Ina: In any case, we can't let Roll find out about this. It sure wouldn't be good. Chibi: It sure wouldn't. And by "It sure wouldn't" I mean "It sure wouldn't be married." Blues: We're not married. Ina: Awesome. Blues: Now, let us go cover our asses! Ina, Kajy & Chibi: HEIL! *depart* Blues: *Starts to walk off and sees Xaxn and Kinx* |
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(Continued) Blues: I'll castrate the next person that talks with a rusty knife. TDB: TALKITY TALKIYY TALK!!! Blues: *stabs TDB* TDB: OMG WAI DID YOU DO THAT I AM SABATA!!! Death Blade: Geezuh! Blues: *stabs Death Blade* Death Blade: YAY PAIN! *faints* TDB: OMG ABUSE OF POWER ABUSE OF POWER ABUSE OF POWER I HATE YOU I AM ALSO SABATA! Blues: I hate you more. Later... Copain: HEY BLUES! PUT ME IN A COMIC! Lake: ME too! Even though I haven't been introduced yet! Kajy: Don't forget me!!! Blues: Yeah, I'll get right on that... Part XVII Copain: Are you going to draw that comic? Blues: Yes, but right now I'm- Copain: Are you going to draw that comic? Blues: I just said yes, now let me do something and- Copain: Are you going to draw that comic? Blues: FINE! Jesus Christ! *shows comic* I took everything literally, it also sucks. Copain: OMG I LOVE THIS!!! Lake: ME TOO! LET'S FIGHT EM! Kajy: I'M A BRAZILIAN LION LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Blues: There, not stop pestering me. Tasem: Ok, I'll stop... about THIS at least. Vaku: That was hilarious! I won't even sue you for misuse of my name! Blues: Yeah, because you know you'd lose. Vaku: YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?! Blues: BRING IT, ARIZONA! LIEK LATER... Roll: *walks in, crying* Blues: What is wrong, Roll? Roll: You stopped making comics *sniff* I'm emo now *prepares to cut wrist* Blues: Don't do that, then I can't frame you for murder! Roll: *sniff* What? Blues: Um, nothing. I'll tell you what, I'll draw some new comics! Roll: ZOMG REALLY?! I LOVE YOU BLUES! *walks toward Blues* Blues: Umm... what are you doing? Roll: I just wanted to fangirl glomp you! I know you're not used to it, but it can be quite nice! Blues: I don't think that's a good idea... Roll: Why? *runs toward Blues* Chibi: Because I'M here! *shoots Roll* Roll: Ouch. *faints* Blues: That wasn't really a good idea... Chibi: Why is that? Blues: Because she's the FOUNDER? She's gonna blame me for this! Chibi: Well, you should've thought about that before I shot her! Blues: >_> This isn't good, I can't stand another Huffy situation. Chibi: Don't worry, it was just a tranquilzer. If I shoot you too, it won't look like you did it, so *holds up teh gun* Blues: *grabs Chibi's arm* No, I don't think so. Besides, it wouldn't work on me. Chibi: *blushes* Er... alright. Now what? Blues: I know the solution! *kisses Chibi* Chibi: <3 *drops gun* Bunch a' people: *start watching Blues and Chibi* Tasem: SEE? I told you they were married! Blues: *notices onlookers* Er... This isn't what it looks like. I was... I was... Chibi: *gasps* Blues: Giving Chibi CPR! Yeah, she was um, swimming, and she was drowning, so I... Gave her CPR. Right, Chibi? Chibi: Um... Yeah, that's right! He saved me from drowning! Tasem: You two are terrible liars. Ina: CPR, or... Huffy: ...Scarfy love? Blues: NO, IT WAS CPR! Now, Chibi, once you're revived, you have to walk it off. Kind of like this: *runs off* Chibi: *follows suit* Ina: Hah, those two are hilarious. Huffy: Yeah, they sure are and- *notices Roll* Roll: Zzzzzzzzz,,, Huffy: *picks up Roll's "corpse" THEY KILLED HER! THOSE BASTARD WHORES!!! Tasem: ... Kajy: ... Lake: ... Copain: ... Ina: ...Huffy said "whore"... AND DEN!!! Tasem: HEY BLUES! You and Chibi are clearly married, so I drew this to celebrate! *hands Blues a picture* Blues: *looks at teh pic* This looks like me in my 70s days. Also, it's innacurate. Chibi and I aren't together. Nope, definately not. Tasem: HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS THINGY! Everyone: HAHAHA! Blues: ...*starts to stab Tasem* Chibi: No, wait, don't kill him! Blues: *holds Tasem by the hair* Why not? Chibi: I want to do it! Blues: Oh. *throws Tasem off him* He's all yours. *walks off* Tasem: Am I going to die now? Chibi: Not yet, but soon I will come to you. Maybe in the middle of the night! Maybe when you least expect it... Or whenever's good for you. SOON AFTER... Tasem: MORE STUPIDITY! EVERYONE, BLUES AND CHIBI ARE GETTING MARRIED! Blues & Chibi: Lolwut. Vaku: I shall be the priest dude! I'm a lawyer, I can do it! Blues: HAH! The joke's on you! We're ALREADY marrie- Chibi: *covers Blues' mouth* HE SAID NOTHING! Blues: *garbled mess* Chibi: Well said. *drags Blues out* Vaku: Well, that was boring. TDB: YEAH I AM SABATA. Vaku: TDB... Where are my souls? TDB: ...*runs off* Vaku: I'LL GET YOU, YOU LITTLE WEINER!!! *runs super fast* Tasem: Wow, all those days of chasing ambulances must've put him in shape... HAWT. Huffy: *walks in, dragging Roll* She's still groggy. Roll: Whaaaa....? Huffy: Are we too late for the wedding? Tasem: That's tomorrow... I take it you're coming? Huffy: That we are, pippa! Cheerio lad! Tasem: No need for profanity! Part XVIII Blues: Where the HELL are any new people? Tasem: I don't know. I'm also a furry. 1338: Hey I'm here now. Sorry I'm... LATE! *rim shot* Blues: ...Ok... Tasem: *shakes 1338's hand* Hey, I'm Tasem! *points to Blues* see that guy? He has a grass fetish. Blues: *punches Tasem* NO I DON'T! 1338: Haha, grass fetish! Blues: ...*stomps off* De next day... *random explosions* Blues: What the hell's going on? Kuroku: Geezuh... Cute Garmr: *falls down* Sup. Kuroku: It's... Garmr. Blues: Wow, that sure took a lot of thought. You should become a teacher. Kuroku: JOIK! *walks off* Garmr: Your strange terms confuse me. I like Garmr. Blues: And I hate Durathor. Kajy: *drags in Kinx* Hey I found a big, white bear! Blues: Me too! Let's fight em! Garmr: I AM NOT A BEAR! Blues: Who cares, you're going to fight him now. Kinx: But I don't want to fight! Kajy: Quiet, you. AND DEN... Kinx: Ow... I'm still sore from that whole ordeal... Xaxn: It's alright. You're not that important anyway. Tasem: ME NEITHER! Xaxn: Shut up. 1338: *Walks in* Hey, I'm actually appearing more than I thought! Ain't that nice? Tasem: *points* OMG IT'S HIM! Kinx: Let's chase him down for being an important character! Xaxn: Ketchup! 1338: *flees* Tasem: GET HIM! *throws rocks* ANOTHER DAY!!! Sabby: Gee, it sure is boring around here. 1338: What do you people do for fun around here? Sabby: *looks away* Blues: *throws rock at Sabby* Sabby: OMG WHO DID THAT?! Blues: *points to 1338* Him. 1338: No I didn't! I NEED A LAWYER! Vaku: *crashes in* DID SOMEBODY SAY LAYWER?!?!?!?! Blues: Looks like you actually came in on the right word. Good work. Vaku: *slaps Blues* Go back to picking flowers for your wife! h4x: That wouldn't work, since he'd just have sex with them- Blues: *punches 1338 and Vaku* YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND NEVER OPEN THEM AGAIN! Sabby: Oh dear. He's gone crazy. GET THE NET! Garmr: *pulls in net* See? I can do stuff too! Sabby: GOOD GARMR! *throws net on Blues* Blues: *stands there* ...What the hell was this supposed to do? Sabby: I don't think this was the right net. Garmr, go get the stronger one. Garmr: KAY! *walks off* Blues: Well, I can't stand here all day. I've got to go be better than people. So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go gloat. *runs off* h4x: He's such a weird person. Vaku: Allow me to draw up the paperwork! We'll take every cent he's made from Dark Loans! h4x: Dark Loans? What are you talking about? Vaku: *smacks 1338* Don't ask questions. Part XIX Blues: Zzzzz... Ina: Zzzzz... Vaku: Zzzzz... h4x: Zzzzz... Takashi: *appears suddenly* HAY I AM BACK! Blues: *wakes up* OH NO WHAT THE HELL?! Oh, it's just Takashi. Ina: ... Blues: TAKASHI?! Huffy: This is definately not a joke. h4x: BLAH BLAH BLAH Takashi: *leaves suddenly* Vaku: Well, that was anti-climactic. Ina: Was there any point to that at all? Blues: *shaking* I've... gotta go... *walks off* LATER... Huffy: With my all-seeing Boktai knowledge, I have enveiled the BOKTAI ONLINE IRC ROOM!!! Sabby: OH BOY! THIS WILL BE FUN! Ina: Oh great, another feature I won't use. You can use it if you want, I'll be busy being a rabbit. h4x: Yay, now I can be a jackass all I want! Blues: Me too! Huffy: ...*literally kicks Sabby* Sabby: Ouch. *falls* OH NO NOW I CAN'T EVER USE IT AGAIN OMGOMGOMGOMG! Huffy: What are you talking about? It was just a joke- Blues: *covers Huffy's mouth* No, you can't ever use it. Right, h4x? h4x: Zzz... *wakes up* Oh right, right. You can't ever use it again. Sabby: *runs off crying* Blues: Now that that's over... *begins crossdressing* h4x: What the hell's with this getup? Blues: None of your damn buisness. DE NEXT DAI h4x: HEY GUYS THE CAKE IS A LIE! Blues: LIEK WUT?! h4x: Your statements are equal to cake. Sabby: Cake. Illy: Lie. Xazn: Cake! Garmr: Lie! *dissapears for months* h4x: Cake-lie! Blues: I hate you people... *walks off* Ashera: *pops up* Hey I'm new and I like Smash Bros. I also like yuri, despite being a girl. Sabby: ...*whispers to Sol* What's a girl? Sol: *whispers back* I think it's something they have in England. You know, like Huffy. Sabby: So, you say you're related to Huffy? Ashera: Wha? Anyway, I think *random, retarded haracters* should all be in Brawl! Blues: You suck and don't deserve to live. Sol: I thought you walked off? h4x: He's cake. Blues: Shut up. Anyway, I think- Ashera: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WOMAN-LIKE COMPLAINING Blues: *covers ears* I CAN'T TAKE IT! Vaku: But... you're married. Shouldn't you be used to this by now? Blues: ...*punches Vaku* |
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