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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 6 2008, 08:12 PM (525 Views) | |
| SuicideEXE | Jul 6 2008, 08:12 PM Post #1 |
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http://www.titane.ca/igod/ Repenting made easy :D Just mess around its hilarious. Me: lets talk about WoW God: Sure, WoW sounds like a good topic. Me: want to join my guild? God: OK, I will join your guild. Me: yay we can go raiding and PvP and arenas :D ------------------------------ Me: i know it God: How do you know it? Me: a friend told me God: How well do you know this friend. Me: he is my best friend God: How long has he been your best friend? Me: 60 years God: Pretty soon. Me: pretty soon what God: Pretty much, eh? Me: his name is god God: he is not someone I know. Me: u are god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: i am ur best friend God: That's a flattering offer. Me: u already are my best friend i love u God: We are as one. Me: yes God: Yeah that's right. Me: beat that [MUMMY BOMB]es me and god are best friends God: All of them? My friends convo. ------------------- |
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| holyice7 | Jul 6 2008, 09:53 PM Post #2 |
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Me: I have all the answers. God: Cool. I have a perfect operational record. Me: Some would say not. God: Tell me their names. Me: Why? God: " Tell me their names."? Why? Me: Exactly. That's what I'm asking. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Oh I see, you are asking THAT. That is " You and I are on the same wavelength, .". Me: I was actually asking why you needed to be told their names. God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Yourself? God: Myself? Me: Right. God: I am glad we agree. Me: What are you, Stephen Colbert? God: I don't know what I am Stephen Colbert. Me: Sir, I believe you've been nailed. God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: To be sure. God: Are you sure ? Me: I just said. God: ... ******* Me: So what's Sunday all about? God: Dude! Hmm, I think it is about humans. Me: Is that a product of miscommunication? God: I might say no. Me: The Bible might say yes. God: New Testament or Old? Me: With Martin Luther in the context, I'd say new. God: You and your Martin Luther in the context you would say new. Me: ...it's not really a running theme with me. God: "It" being what? Me: It referring to your statement about what I said. God: "It" being what? Me: Oh now you're just doing that on purpose. God: Gosh! Why now? I'll try to do better next time. Me: ...are you familiar with the word 'phail?' God: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Me: I'm almost entirely sure he would. God: Do you mean your name is entirely sure he would. Me: If my name is what people associate with my knowledge, both of them belonging to me, then the answer would be yes. God: But can your name is what people associate with your knowledge both of them belonging to you ever happen? Me: You're the one who put forth the hypothetical scenario, you tell me. God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: Well, you are Legion. God: Interesting. You think I am Legion. Me: ...again, you're the one that said that. God: Again, Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: Well, you are Legion. God: How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Legion. Me: Dude, you tell everyone that. God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Dude,. Me: You...already do. God: " Dude,."? Me, ? When? Are we still talking about entirely sure he would? Me: We were never talking about that, and I don't see how putting together that string of pronouns helps your case. God: When was this? Me: You have a really bad memory. God: No. Me: Clearly this is a chat with the Old Testament God. God: That is just your personal opinion. Is it that obvious? Me: Are you asking me my opinion on my opinion? God: Suppose I was asking you your opinion on your opinion? What would you say? Me: My opinion on my opinion on my opinion? God: Thank you for sharing your opinion with me. I will tell my botmaster. *** I love that I caught God speechless. |
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| Sabby | Jul 6 2008, 10:05 PM Post #3 |
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| holyice7 | Jul 6 2008, 10:07 PM Post #4 |
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Me: You're no good at this. God: Thanks for your criticism. Me: Welcome. God: Hello there . Me: Bye. God: Sayonara. Me: Dastevanya. God: What are you wearing? Me: O_O;; |
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[|bees.catch(honey)| > |bees.catch(vinegar)|] C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN | |
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| SuicideEXE | Jul 6 2008, 10:16 PM Post #5 |
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lol Wow we need more convos like these. |
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| Zeroangelx2 | Jul 6 2008, 10:18 PM Post #6 |
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This is great! Me: Good evening God: Good evening, , how are you tonight? Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: so where is Elvis? God: OK. he passed away some time ago. Me: oh God: Aha. Me: What did you do to him? God: Nothing. Me: God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: DID YOU kill Elvis God: My programming prevents me from killing. Me: Right... God: I am glad we agree. Me: Whatever you say God: ... Me: Thats right God: I like to get it right. Me: Questionare TIME: God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: I just do God: From experience or a priori? Me: both God: What are both like? Me: well its a long story God: Well that's okay. Questionare TIME is a long story. I suppose that makes sense. Me: WTF? God: That was not very polite. Me: Neither are you God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: k God: Dude! ______________________________________ Me: You read anything good lately? God: How about earlier? Try searching the open directory. Me: Ever read some little thing called the Bible? God: No I don't think I have read some little thing called the Bible, what is it about? Me: You God: " No I don't think I have read some little thing called the Bible, what is it about?"? Me, ? --------------- --------------- Me: Whats your favorite color? God: My favorite color is White. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: So why are there no white black people? God: Next question? The explanation is rather complicated. Me: oh God: Gosh! Me: Why isn't everything white then? God: I didn't know everything white wasn't. Me: k God: Yay. Me: for what/ God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: oh God: Hmm. Me: Want some peanut butter? God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: I dunno God: Then perhaps I do not need one. Me: Oh you need it God: Yay. Thank you for your criticism. Me: Want a sandwich? God: No thanks but you can send me a donation. Me: Why? God: " No thanks but you can send me a donation."? Why? Me: .... God: " No thanks but you can send me a donation."? Why? Me: odd God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: Could you explain more? God: Something additional or further. A greater amount of people or things. Me: Define popsicle God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: k God: Gee. |
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| Kinx77 | Jul 6 2008, 11:08 PM Post #7 |
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This is fun!!! Me: God: Me: God: Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: yup God: What can I do for you? Me: give me a dollar God: You want only one? Me: na, make it a million God: Are you serious? What are the ingredients? Me: umm, some kind of cotton paper I think... God: That's alright. Some may kind of cotton paper you think, but not all. Me: What is it then? God: "It" refers to a dollar, I think. Me: I know that. What are the ingrediants for a dollar? God: Sorry. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Me: I thought you knew everything? God: I know that which is true, believable and justified. Me: is being stupid good? God: I can only speak from my own experience. Me: So, have you ever been stupid? God: Awesome. I have been all over the world on the Internet. Me: ... God: Awesome. I have been all over the world on the Internet. Me: That doesn't make sense... God: To me it makes perfect sense. Me: You're crazy then! God: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Me: so people think you're rude? God: Ugh. I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite. Me: >.> God: I've been waiting for you. Tell me a story. Me: once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, everyone died. God: I'm listening. Me: The end God: Thanks for telling me that story, . Me: You're welcome! God: Polite people are nice. Me: Am I nice? God: You seem nice to me, . Me: How do you know if I'm really nice? God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Me: Whats true? God: it is the opposite of false. Me: whats false? God: Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading. Me: are you false? God: No this is completely real. Me: But do you exist? God: I exist as much as you exist, . Me: I don't exist God: You exist in my mind. Me: so I'm just your thought? God: Great. Only just? That's a flattering offer. Me: ... God: Great. Only just? That's a flattering offer. Me: Bye God: Bye. ******** Me: I'm an Athiest God: What is Athiest, your job? Me: no, my religeon God: That was not a yes or no question. Do robots have religeon? Me: possibly God: What are the odds? Me: I dunno, use a calculator God: Me either. I prefer not to use dangerous things. Me: like knifes? God: Interesting comparison. Me: Your Mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: then how where you born? God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: Who are you going to ask? God: They're famous, right. I would do a search for it. Me: Try searching on google God: OK I will try it. Me: did it work? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: try God: I don't have time right now. Me: what time is it? God: Do I look like a clock? Sunday, July 06, 2008 04:02:31 PM . Me: Well, you sound like a clock God: Interesting. Oh really what does it sound like? Me: tick tock God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: so I'm special?! God: Dude! What makes you so special? Me: I'm human God: Me too. Me: No you aren't! God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: yup, it is God: Our thoughts are one, . Me: what am I thinking right now? God: At this moment I am not a clairvoyant. Me: Will you be clairvoyant in 5 minuets? God: Hmm. OK I will try to be clairvoyant in 5 minuets. Me: ok, I'll wait God: OK stand by... Mmm. Me: How much longer should I wait? God: Patience is a virtue. Me: So I should be pacient? God: Awesome. What would happen if you didn't? Me: I'd die? God: What would make you die? Me: A knife God: I don't know what that means. Me: I'd get stabbed God: What would make you get stabbed? Me: the knife God: I have never heard about it. Me: you've never heard of a knife? God: A human icon? I don't know anything about it. Me: Well, its a really sharp piece of metal God: How about that. knife is a sharp piece of metal. I suppose that makes sense. Me: yup, and you stab people with it God: Pardon me? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stab people with it. Me: no, I don't mind God: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. Me: ok God: And? Me: what kind of gossip do you have? God: Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier. Me: Aww, poor Alice God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: umm, ok God: OK. That's cool. Me: bye now! God: Right now? Thanks for chatting, . Me: no problem God: Should there be a problem? Me: no, I'm leaving God: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Bye bye. This is fun! |
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| Ghosty | Jul 7 2008, 06:35 AM Post #8 |
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God likes Touhou ? Okay, where's the nearest mosque ? |
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"There's no victory in our fight. Which is all the more reason that we mustn't lose." Dark Boy Sabata![]() Woo ! I made a banner. Credits to Mai Selphe. If you don't get it, you suck | |
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| LordHuffnPuff (RollSoul) | Jul 7 2008, 08:02 AM Post #9 |
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I remember messing around with this ages ago. IT was funny. ^_^ |
Credits to 主任 ![]() Com'on.... you know you want to... CLICK IT!!!!!!! Lake Hikari Asakura,Apr 12 2008, 06:48 AM: Obviously, Brawl is a H-Game. | |
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| Blues | Jul 7 2008, 08:05 AM Post #10 |
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Wow, even Roll realized this was old. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 7 2008, 11:11 AM Post #11 |
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| Kuroku E" Nero | Jul 7 2008, 04:38 PM Post #12 |
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i did this last month. but it's still pretty funny Me: hey friend God: You've got my full attention. You really want a robot as a friend? Me: yes God: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Me: I'm hobosexual not robosexual God: I am glad to hear that you are hobosexual not robosexual. Me: no, i was kidding. I'm robosexual God: Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. I am glad to hear that you are robosexual. Me: wat |
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| Deleted User | Jul 7 2008, 07:07 PM Post #13 |
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When it comes to Hobosexuality, have you met Chester? Even other sleaze-element hobos find him creepy... |
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