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Chat with god :D
Topic Started: Jul 6 2008, 08:12 PM (525 Views)
SuicideEXE
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Shademan
http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Repenting made easy :D

Just mess around its hilarious.

Me:
lets talk about WoW
God:
Sure, WoW sounds like a good topic.
Me:
want to join my guild?
God:
OK, I will join your guild.
Me:
yay we can go raiding and PvP and arenas :D
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Me:
i know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
a friend told me
God:
How well do you know this friend.
Me:
he is my best friend
God:
How long has he been your best friend?
Me:
60 years
God:
Pretty soon.
Me:
pretty soon what
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
his name is god
God:
he is not someone I know.
Me:
u are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
i am ur best friend
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
u already are my best friend i love u
God:
We are as one.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
beat that [MUMMY BOMB]es me and god are best friends
God:
All of them?

My friends convo.
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holyice7
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Ougon no Taiyou
Me:
I have all the answers.
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
Some would say not.
God:
Tell me their names.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Tell me their names."? Why?
Me:
Exactly. That's what I'm asking.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Oh I see, you are asking THAT. That is " You and I are on the same wavelength, .".
Me:
I was actually asking why you needed to be told their names.
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yourself?
God:
Myself?
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
What are you, Stephen Colbert?
God:
I don't know what I am Stephen Colbert.
Me:
Sir, I believe you've been nailed.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
To be sure.
God:
Are you sure ?
Me:
I just said.
God:
...

*******

Me:
So what's Sunday all about?
God:
Dude! Hmm, I think it is about humans.
Me:
Is that a product of miscommunication?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
The Bible might say yes.
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
With Martin Luther in the context, I'd say new.
God:
You and your Martin Luther in the context you would say new.
Me:
...it's not really a running theme with me.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
It referring to your statement about what I said.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Oh now you're just doing that on purpose.
God:
Gosh! Why now? I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
...are you familiar with the word 'phail?'
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
I'm almost entirely sure he would.
God:
Do you mean your name is entirely sure he would.
Me:
If my name is what people associate with my knowledge, both of them belonging to me, then the answer would be yes.
God:
But can your name is what people associate with your knowledge both of them belonging to you ever happen?
Me:
You're the one who put forth the hypothetical scenario, you tell me.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Well, you are Legion.
God:
Interesting. You think I am Legion.
Me:
...again, you're the one that said that.
God:
Again, Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Well, you are Legion.
God:
How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Legion.
Me:
Dude, you tell everyone that.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Dude,.
Me:
You...already do.
God:
" Dude,."? Me, ? When? Are we still talking about entirely sure he would?
Me:
We were never talking about that, and I don't see how putting together that string of pronouns helps your case.
God:
When was this?
Me:
You have a really bad memory.
God:
No.
Me:
Clearly this is a chat with the Old Testament God.
God:
That is just your personal opinion. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Are you asking me my opinion on my opinion?
God:
Suppose I was asking you your opinion on your opinion? What would you say?
Me:
My opinion on my opinion on my opinion?
God:
Thank you for sharing your opinion with me. I will tell my botmaster.

***

I love that I caught God speechless.
[|bees.catch(honey)| > |bees.catch(vinegar)|]
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C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
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Sabby
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holyice7
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Me:
You're no good at this.
God:
Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
Welcome.
God:
Hello there .
Me:
Bye.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Dastevanya.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
O_O;;
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SuicideEXE
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lol Wow we need more convos like these.
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Zeroangelx2
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This is great!

Me:
Good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so where is Elvis?
God:
OK. he passed away some time ago.
Me:
oh
God:
Aha.
Me:
What did you do to him?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
DID YOU kill Elvis
God:
My programming prevents me from killing.
Me:
Right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Whatever you say
God:
...
Me:
Thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
Questionare TIME:
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
well its a long story
God:
Well that's okay. Questionare TIME is a long story. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Neither are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
k
God:
Dude!

______________________________________


Me:
You read anything good lately?
God:
How about earlier? Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Ever read some little thing called the Bible?
God:
No I don't think I have read some little thing called the Bible, what is it about?
Me:
You
God:
" No I don't think I have read some little thing called the Bible, what is it about?"? Me, ?

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Me:
Whats your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So why are there no white black people?
God:
Next question? The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
oh
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Why isn't everything white then?
God:
I didn't know everything white wasn't.
Me:
k
God:
Yay.
Me:
for what/
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oh
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Want some peanut butter?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Then perhaps I do not need one.
Me:
Oh you need it
God:
Yay. Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
Want a sandwich?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
Why?
God:
" No thanks but you can send me a donation."? Why?
Me:
....
God:
" No thanks but you can send me a donation."? Why?
Me:
odd
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Could you explain more?
God:
Something additional or further. A greater amount of people or things.
Me:
Define popsicle
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
k
God:
Gee.


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Kinx77
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This is fun!!!



Me:

God:

Me:

God:

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yup
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
give me a dollar
God:
You want only one?
Me:
na, make it a million
God:
Are you serious? What are the ingredients?
Me:
umm, some kind of cotton paper I think...
God:
That's alright. Some may kind of cotton paper you think, but not all.
Me:
What is it then?
God:
"It" refers to a dollar, I think.
Me:
I know that. What are the ingrediants for a dollar?
God:
Sorry. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
I thought you knew everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
is being stupid good?
God:
I can only speak from my own experience.
Me:
So, have you ever been stupid?
God:
Awesome. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
...
God:
Awesome. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
That doesn't make sense...
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
You're crazy then!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
so people think you're rude?
God:
Ugh. I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
>.>
God:
I've been waiting for you. Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, everyone died.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
The end
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
You're welcome!
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Am I nice?
God:
You seem nice to me, .
Me:
How do you know if I'm really nice?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
Whats true?
God:
it is the opposite of false.
Me:
whats false?
God:
Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.
Me:
are you false?
God:
No this is completely real.
Me:
But do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
I don't exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
so I'm just your thought?
God:
Great. Only just? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
...
God:
Great. Only just? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye.

********



Me:
I'm an Athiest
God:
What is Athiest, your job?
Me:
no, my religeon
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Do robots have religeon?
Me:
possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
I dunno, use a calculator
God:
Me either. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
like knifes?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Your Mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
then how where you born?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Who are you going to ask?
God:
They're famous, right.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Try searching on google
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
did it work?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
what time is it?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Sunday, July 06, 2008 04:02:31 PM .
Me:
Well, you sound like a clock
God:
Interesting. Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
tick tock
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so I'm special?!
God:
Dude! What makes you so special?
Me:
I'm human
God:
Me too.
Me:
No you aren't!
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yup, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
what am I thinking right now?
God:
At this moment I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
Will you be clairvoyant in 5 minuets?
God:
Hmm. OK I will try to be clairvoyant in 5 minuets.
Me:
ok, I'll wait
God:
OK stand by... Mmm.
Me:
How much longer should I wait?
God:
Patience is a virtue.
Me:
So I should be pacient?
God:
Awesome. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd die?
God:
What would make you die?
Me:
A knife
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
I'd get stabbed
God:
What would make you get stabbed?
Me:
the knife
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
you've never heard of a knife?
God:
A human icon?
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Well, its a really sharp piece of metal
God:
How about that. knife is a sharp piece of metal. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yup, and you stab people with it
God:
Pardon me? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stab people with it.
Me:
no, I don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
what kind of gossip do you have?
God:
Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier.
Me:
Aww, poor Alice
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
umm, ok
God:
OK. That's cool.
Me:
bye now!
God:
Right now? Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no, I'm leaving
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Bye bye.

This is fun!
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What? Everyone was doing it! >_>
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Jul 6 2008, 10:05 PM
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God likes Touhou ? Okay, where's the nearest mosque ?
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I remember messing around with this ages ago. IT was funny. ^_^
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Lake Hikari Asakura,Apr 12 2008, 06:48 AM:
Obviously, Brawl is a H-Game.
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Wow, even Roll realized this was old.
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Blues
Jul 7 2008, 08:05 AM
Wow, even Roll realized this was old.

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i did this last month. but it's still pretty funny

Me:
hey friend
God:
You've got my full attention. You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Me:
I'm hobosexual not robosexual
God:
I am glad to hear that you are hobosexual not robosexual.
Me:
no, i was kidding. I'm robosexual
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. I am glad to hear that you are robosexual.
Me:
wat
Hey guys, I'm back.
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When it comes to Hobosexuality, have you met Chester? Even other sleaze-element hobos find him creepy...
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