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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 26 2009, 04:34 AM (11,075 Views) | |
| Janyel | Jun 26 2009, 04:34 AM Post #1 |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 26 2009, 04:36 AM Post #2 |
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You: Tingle is a tragic hero Confirm/Deny Stranger: confirm Stranger: yeah. Stranger: I'm wearing green spandex btw You: Are you... Tingle? Stranger: .... Stranger: KOOLOOMPAH tranger: My dad says I should stop being a fairy cause I'm 30, but I said, [OVERHEAT] you dad! You: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't have listened to the voices at the pond. Mysterious voices are a bad idea 99% of the time. You: That Uncle Rupee's a devious guy. Stranger: kooloolalhaloompah! Stranger: I need to go make fairy dust Your conversational partner has disconnected. Top that. |
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| Janyel | Jun 26 2009, 04:53 AM Post #3 |
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You: touch my tingle tuner Stranger: k Stranger: present it You: dah dah dah daaaaah Stranger: oh wow Stranger: it looks like it's rotting You: it's a gameboy with a stick on it Stranger: your point? You: no, there's a bulb on the stick Stranger: and? You: therefore there is no point You: duh Stranger: anon, retarded or high? You: tingle Your conversational partner has disconnected. geez what an IDIOT |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 26 2009, 05:42 AM Post #4 |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Have you ever been to the moon? Stranger: i wish You: It's really nice there... You: I wish I could go back :\ Stranger: yea u been there You: I was born there! Stranger: i see You: The horizon is beautiful.... You: But lately I hear that we haven't been getting many visitors. Stranger: there going to blow up the moon actually Stranger: well not all of it of course Stranger: but some of it to get moon ice or something You: The moon is integral to the tides on the planet. Interference with its mass would wreck unthinkable havoc. You: Nothing significant will be done. Stranger: there oding it Stranger: doing You: It is not significant then. Stranger: idk i think it will [OVERHEAT] up the tides You: Then I pity those who live planetside. Stranger: ur a little weried there aren't u You: I am not worried. You: Worry is a sign of weakness. Stranger: dude i dought the world will end in 2012 Stranger: or anytime soon You: No, that's when Sealab will start. You: Or is that 2021? Stranger: yea You: The world is just a fleeting dream anyway You: We're all figments of the imagination of a super-beetle. You: As soon as he stops daydreaming, we ceace to exist. Stranger: u could say that You: So for your sake you should hope he continues daydreaming for a while longer. You: Don't distract the beetle. Stranger: i wont You: How can you be sure you won't? You: Maybe you'll make a mistake. You: Maybe you'll slip up. You: Are you that sure of yourself? Stranger: why me why not u You: I'm not in a position where I could distract the beetle. You: You are. Stranger: jow You: Currently, you are at the apex of the beetle's focus. You: The beetle is watching you. You: Right. You: Now. Stranger: im sure You: Your sarcasm is overwhelming but I assure you I do not lie. Stranger: how do u know im using sarcasm Stranger: maybe i actually believe u You: You would be wise to. You: But I have observed homos sapiens for long enough a time to detect when they are using sarcasm. Stranger: your an aline Stranger: of course i see You: Alien? You: Of course not. You: I'm something more and less. You: I'm the beetle. Stranger: your the beetle You: I am the beetle. You: Hello. Stranger: really You: As a figment of my imagination, talking to you is strangely self-serving. You: Don't you think? You: Of course, you think what I want you to, so such a question is really moot. Stranger: u actually got me to laugh You: I believe that you only laughed because I imagined you doing so. Stranger: i dont think so You: Of course. I instill you with a sense of disbelief when presented with something unfamiliar. Stranger: lol You: Do you know how ironic it is to be told by something you created that it does not believe you exist? Stranger: well whats my name if u created me You: What is your name? You: Your name is whatever I decide it is. You: For example, if I name you 'Horatio' You: Then such you are. You: However! You: I can be clever as well. You: I can give you a name but cause you to not believe it, and instead think your name is something else entirely. You: This is a little joke I enjoy. Stranger: ok You: Congratulations: you're the butt of the joke, this time. Stranger: really? You: It's quite quantum You: Even the strings are laughing at you. Stranger: lol Stranger: just imagine if everything u said was true Stranger: that would be crazy You: It is. You: You have no way of disproving it. You: Surely then you must be required to entertain the thought that I am indeed telling the truth. You: Of course. Stranger: lol You: You will not believe me. You: You will go on, living your life. Stranger: but i can leave this conversation i will still exist You: Perhaps you'll remember this conversation. You: Perhaps you won't. You: But there's always the small chance that I am telling the absolute truth. You: And through your disbelief, you throw away more knowledge than humanity has ever had. Stranger: lol Stranger: so u decided to go on omegle You: What manifests itself to you as a webpage called Omegle is not neccesarily how it manifests for me. You: Have you ever felt that you were special, Horatio? Stranger: lol You: That you were meant for greater things? Stranger: no not at allk Stranger: no not at all You: Good. Stranger: never Stranger: but what if i say yes You: It does not matter. Stranger: what if im lieing You: Your words, once spoken, may not be taken back. You: They are out there. You: They have been released and you no longer own them. You: Tell me Horatio. You: What do you do for a living? Stranger: im to young to work You: Everybody does something for a living, even if it is living with parents. You: The action of living with parents is what you then are doing for a living. You: Quite simple, really. Stranger: fine im a car washer You: You claim to be a car washer. Stranger: yes You: Are you especially bright? Stranger: not as u would think just average Stranger: but u made me up apprently Stranger: so shouldnt u know You: Quite right I did. You: But I would like to hear the words from you, not from me. Stranger: why do u care what i say You: If you speak them, it lends them a legitimacy that I can not replicate. Stranger: im just a figment of your imagination You: Sometimes, imagination is the most important thing in the world. You: If you take a look you can be in a world of pure imagination. Stranger: but u need it You: What you'll see will defy.... explanation. You: Truly, if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. You: Anything you want to, do it! You: Want to change the world? You: There's nothing to it. Stranger: willy wanka You: Willy Wonka did not write that song. Stranger: well he sang it so Stranger: thats who im thinking of You: It was written by me, via proxy through a man named Anthony Newley and a woman named Leslie Bricusse You: It contains a message that I thought to impart to the children I had imagined. Stranger: im going to go bc i am very tired You: I wanted to see if I could imagine them. You: Adapting. Stranger: ill cya if i ever do u beetle You: If I could create meta-universes through THEIR imagination. Stranger: man if this was real it would blow my mind You: If you imagine a universe, then is it not simply me imagining you imagining a universe? Stranger: luckely its not You: You still don't believe me. You: Such is the world I have created. Stranger: hellz to the no You: Cynical. Stranger: really im cynical You: The wonder is gone by the time they are old enough to write. Stranger: u crazy beetle You: If I ever do create another dreamverse, I will be sure to make its inhabitants more trusting. Stranger: so your going to destroy mine Stranger: or keep it going You: I will continue it for as long as it entertains me. Stranger: lol Stranger: yea sure You: I have a very long attention span, Horatio. You: And time moves differently for me. You: I can imagine time passing for you in the blink of an eye. You: Someday, when you are old. You: If I keep you alive for that long You: You and I will speak again. Stranger: fine then change something in this reality You: I did. You: But you see. Stranger: no u didnt You: Because I changed the reality, you don't notice the difference. You: It is as if it has always been that way for you. Stranger: do something i will notice You: That is beyond the limits of my power. The world is instantly adaptive, not reactive. Stranger: what but u imagined iit u could do what ever u want You: Even imagination has to play by rules, Horatio. Stranger: no way You: Otherwise you simply have chaos. You: Chaos is what creates fear. You: Do you fear? You: You must not. You: You must not fear Stranger: i fear alot of things You: Fear is the mind-killer. You: Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration You: You must face your fear. You: You must permit it to pass over and through you. Stranger: is this what u do all the timre Stranger: u just talk to others and say your a beetle You: When it has passed you turn the inner eye to see its path. You: Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. You: Only you will remain. Stranger: seriously Stranger: do u just tell others your a beetle You: I appear in many forms to many people. Stranger: no more joking You: I am not joking. Stranger: no more joking You: I am not joking. You: What chooses to manifest itself to you as a beetle may manifest as something very different to another. Stranger: ok dude i have a crappy life destroy my world You: You are not the only person I have imagined. You: And I value the collective more than I value you. Stranger: i see Stranger: well it should be the other way You: If your life is 'crappy' then you should work to improve it. You: Study hard and work hard. Stranger: that was a lie u dumb beetle Stranger: wait did i make u mad all mighty one You: Lies are a symptom of fear. You: I do not fear. You: There is no lie. You: You seem irritated. Stranger: your living a lie You: Calm yourself. You: You are angry because you fear. You: Fear leads to anger. You: Anger leads to hate. You: Hate leads to.... suffering. You: Do not fear. Stranger: u sound more like a philosophers Stranger: i mean philosopher i mean You: Surely I would sound like those I create. Stranger: this is getting annoying You: Annoyance is the little sister of anger. You: You are annoyed because of fear. Stranger: dog spelled backwards is god Stranger: anything to say to that You: It is a true statement. Stranger: yea Stranger: bye ill never talk to u again You: Not in this manner. You: But we will speak again in the future. Stranger: no we wont You: Most likely when you least suspect it. You: Remember the beetle. Stranger: i will not remember Stranger: ill try hard not to You: By saying you will not You: You will reinforce it. You: It is basic psychology. You: I created you that way You: The harder you try to forget something, the more it sticks in your mind. Stranger: ur a little annoying You: You only percieve me that way. You: In reality, I am not annoying at all. You: Your perception is tinted. Stranger: c yya later u dumb ass beetle Stranger: anything to say to that You: You can not goad me. You: You may try, but it is only me speaking to myself in the end. You: And I know that I do not really mean it. Stranger: bye bye Stranger: by the way it was a funny conversation You: We will speak again. You: Mark my words. Stranger: but that will never happen You: Denial will not change the facts. Stranger: u mean the opinions You: Facts. You: I can see your future and it is a fact that we will speak again. Stranger: so why did u let micheal jackson die what did he do to u\ You: It was his time. Stranger: but u said Stranger: u have to take everybody out as a whole You: No. You: I said I value the whole over an individual. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 27 2009, 02:24 AM Post #5 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: whats your name? You: Hi my name is Apple and I live in a commune with my sixteen brothers and sisters and everybody tells me I am a bit off-kilter but I do not think so and one of the reasons for this is that I do not use contractions no I do not they are simply something that are not for me. You: When I was little I would go to the orchard and pick strawberries and then eat them and that reminds me strawberries are red and blood is red hey blood reminds me of vampires omg have you read Twilight? Stranger: i look like the guy Stranger: from twilight You: Twilight is a terrible book and everybody who enjoys it is either a stupid person or wrong I can not understand why any person would enjoy such trash there are plenty of other well-written books out there. You: Well-written things are something I really enjoy like the Gettysburg Address that is very well written. Stranger: r u a chick? You: Gettysburg that reminds me of mountains which reminds me of pumas did you know that the puma is the animal with the most common names (also called a mountain lion, cougar, red panther, catamount, red tiger, deercat, mountain devil, king cat, mexican lion, mountain screamer, silver lion, american lion, brown tiger, deer tiger, florida panther, panther, ghost cat, indian devil, mountain demon, painted cat, painter, purple feather, and red lion.) You: You do not like me do you. You: This makes me sad because nobody likes me. Stranger: i like u You: Oh goodie I have made a friend I shall name you Hilbert and you shall be my friend. You: Hilbert have you ever gone camping I adore camping because it is you and the trees and the wilderness and when you are camping you are far away from everything including things that you like so maybe it is not all good to be camping after all. Stranger: what? You: See you do not understand me nobody understands me which is why I am sad all the time and now you have made me sad as well Hilbert why do you do this to me. Stranger: u are weird? Stranger: but i like u Stranger: we should [OVERHEAT] You: Oh Hilbert you are so funny when you say things like that because you know that we would never ever engage in any behavior that would be considered ontoward. You: Excuse me I meant untoward my fingers do not always agree with what my brain wishes. Stranger: so u wont [OVERHEAT] me? You: You know as well as I that such action is quite unbecoming! I sometimes wonder at your sense of humour Hilbert. Stranger: so ur not guna [OVERHEAT] me You: If you state the obvious once more I shall have to advise you to have your head examined because it is usually a sign of sickness when a person says the same thing over and over and over and over and over. Stranger: ur [OVERHEAT]ing weird You: See I knew you did not like me. You: I was right I am always right. Stranger: well wtf Stranger: ur acting weird man You: I am acting in a way that is perfectly natural do you not disagree? Stranger: ur acting like a [OVERHEAT]ing weirdo You: You do not use proper spelling capitalization or any other things like that I think it is you that is a little peculliar Hilbert. You: Alas, woe betide me I thought I had made a friend but all that Hilbert wanted was to solicit me for the act of procreation. Stranger: wow Stranger: u need help. You: I am help! I help with a good number of things like gathering twigs for our fire and picking strawberries and fetching water from the well. Stranger: ur [OVERHEAT]ed!!! You: Such language is certainly uncalled for Hilbert Stranger: [OVERHEAT] u You: That was your intention from the very beginning was it not? You: And you said you were my friend this makes me sad and cry Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| UltimateDarkloid | Jun 27 2009, 06:41 AM Post #6 |
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THis topic is epic lolz. Huff, ur a natural. |
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| Janyel | Jun 27 2009, 09:57 PM Post #7 |
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convdump Stranger: hi there You: hellooo Stranger: asl? You: 17 f washington Stranger: very good You: ...unless I lied Stranger: i can never know Stranger: unless you tell me the truth You: yeah, I told the truth You: or did I? Stranger: did u? You: definitely Stranger: good then Stranger: do u study You: unless I didn't, of course Stranger: you play hard You: no, i am currently not in the process of not progressing in non-scholarly terms Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: hiya Stranger: snl? Stranger: sry Stranger: i mean You: waht about saturday night live Stranger: asl Stranger: tired sry You: er, i can't really say for federal reasons. incidentally, what cleans up blood? Stranger: SHUT UP WHEN BILLY MAYES IS TALKING! Stranger: err Stranger: umm Stranger: seltzer You: ok, i can try that Stranger: aliace then? You: do you know if they sell acid that can dissolve bodies? Stranger: citric acid can do the trick Stranger: a lot of it You: hmmm You: thanks You: any idea for a rhyming couplet indicating my next vistim? he's a hollywood director You: *victim Stranger: no clue Stranger: but umm Stranger: i just sent you IP address to the cops and they are now under investigation of your computer is going to be searched You: well, omegle can't detect IP's, but i appreciate your helpful spirit Stranger: [OVERHEAT] you i'll rip off your limbs beat you to death with them. Then i'll use your blood as lubricant to sodomize you You: why? i didn't even killa nyone related to you You: probably Stranger: I know your name You: well, if you say so You: but i'm using the victim's pc Stranger: okay enough with this bull [KLOROFOLUN], which pill are you going to take the blue or the red one? You: neither, i don''t do drugs You: thanks anyway, i guess You: hmm, getting kinda late here, gotta pick up that citric acid You: night Stranger: hey Stranger: wait You: yeah? Stranger: what's your states fruit? You: well, again, if I said, the cops'd be one step closer to me You: pku I don't know Stranger: i know you live in America so which state :P? You: frankfurt Stranger: what about a hot dog? You: frankfurter, but i have to go You: see ya later Stranger: damn you mexican Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH Stranger: hay You: YOU'RE A BOT AREN'T YOU Stranger: yeh You: OK Stranger: asl You: WHAT IS 9!+8!+7!+6!-5!-4!+3!+2!+1? Stranger: ur mums fishy fanny You: YOU ARE PROBABLY THE WORST BOT IN HISTORY OF BOTDOM Stranger: no ur mum is You: YOU ARE ALSO BRITISH WHICH IS NEVER A GOOD SIGN. Stranger: i am not You: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, AS YOU ARE PROBABLY PROGRAMMED TO LIE. You: ERE GUVNAH SWEEP YORE CHIMNEY I WILL I WILL! Stranger: for reproggraming enter 28421@22 You: NO, THAT IS A PRETTY TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT GETTING ME TO ENTER SOMETHING USELESSLY. Stranger: it woz the same wen i entered ur mum You: HAS YOUR BRAIN BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE PILE OF [KLOROFOLUN], PERCHANCE? Stranger: ask ur mum You: HANG ON, I NEED TO READJUST TO YOUR LEVEL: You: no u Stranger: ask ur sister You: no u Stranger: do u have1 You: no u Stranger: no Stranger: how old u You: no u Stranger: 12 You: no u Stranger: 1 You: no u Stranger: no me wot You: no u no u no u Stranger: k game if u say yes ect mean no if u say no means yes You: that is the worst string of malformed words i have read since your last statement Stranger: ar u gay You: no u Stranger: so that mean yes me ha You: and that yes means no You: statement: you are the most retarded hunk of cellulite that has ever been a supreme waste of space and oxygen Stranger: dont listen wen ppl tel u that You: ok, the next time someone tells me statement: you are the most retarded hunk of cellulite that has ever been a supreme waste of space and oxygen, i'll be sure to ignore it You: by the way, you are the most retarded hunk of cellulite that has ever been a supreme waste of space and oxygen Stranger: dont listen wen ppl tel u that You: no u Stranger: k im off to have sex with ur mun You: i don't have a mom, i'm a bot Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: 18 f france Stranger: 18 m usa Stranger: can i suck ur pussy You: ooh yeah Stranger: yess Stranger: yes............can i strip u with my teeth You: yeah, im wearing a black mini bikini Stranger: o la la You: before we get too into this, where can I send my bill? Stranger: ur bill? no bill charged her sexy ass You: in american, 2.37 per post, but i on't include this discussion just for you Stranger: what You: $2.37 per post Stranger: no way You: maybe you have a paypal account? Stranger: by the way how good r u on the pole Stranger: nope You: very good, and I better be at 42.37 per line Stranger: pretend im the pole!! You: so far your charge is 21.33, want to continue? Stranger: while ur going down me i will lick every sexy inch of ur titttys and pussy Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Stranger: opps!! Stranger: oops You: yeah, i like that baby. $26.67 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Janyel | Jun 28 2009, 06:01 AM Post #8 |
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Stranger: hi You: secks Stranger: I work for the government You: the FBI, eve? Stranger: and considering that there are minors on this site You: no, there really aren't Stranger: I suggest u stop You: NO U STOP HUR HURR You: please, be more original Stranger: Please don't be a retard You: please don't use u as you Stranger: If you don't stop with pedophillic conversation, I will log your IP address You: yeah, omegle can't do Ip saving Stranger: Nothing on the internet can't be hacked Stranger: I was trained to hack Stranger: do you want to take that risk? You: trained to hack in the FBI? Stranger: not the FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: are you sure it isn't the FBI? Stranger: I'm very sure You: could very well be the FBI Stranger: I was trained by the NSA You: sounds like the FBI to me Stranger: National Security Association Stranger: have you never heard of theat? You: yes, i have heard of threat Stranger: good You: or have I? Stranger: at least you're somewhat American You: but what if i lied? Stranger: Then you lied Stranger: It's not my job to arrest liers You: and if I didn't? Stranger: then you didn't You: you might even say the NSA doesn't arrest people Stranger: You might say that Stranger: but you'd be wrong You: you might be as well You: what if this was all set up by the patriots? Stranger: The football team? You: yes, that is exactly what i meant Stranger: sir could you explain why a football team would try to impersonate a federal officer? You: snaaaake You: EATERRRRR Stranger: Which is a misdomeanor You: nsa's the monitors You: as in monitoring Stranger: Yes we monitor You: do you scare because you care? Stranger: To make sure pedophiles stay away from everyone else Stranger: I do not scare You: yes, that is exactly the concern of the NSA Stranger: I warn, log, and arrest. Stranger: that is not the only concern of the NSA You: the NSA is famed for pedophilia arrests Stranger: no they are not Stranger: We're more famed for stopping terrorist threats Stranger: but thank you sir You: look, next time you try to troll someone, can you at least research government agencies first? You: just a little? Stranger: The next time you say "Secks" in a chat with a stranger, can you make sure that they are of age first? You: is that a "no"? Stranger: I never said no, sir. You: are you of age? Stranger: Sir, I'm not allowed to reveal my age on this website while at my office. You: is that a "no"? Stranger: But yes, I am of age. You: is that a "yes"? Stranger: Yes, sir. You: yes, that is a yes? Stranger: Yes, sir. You: are you positive? Stranger: Yes, sir. You: have you checked your driver's license recently? Stranger: Look sir, my job inclines me to put up with idiots like you. Stranger: But if I have to put up with you, could you not be so annoying? You: are you aware the nsa is in charge of communications analysis and is not federally authorized to arrest, sir? Stranger: Are you aware that we are? You: Look sir, my job inclines me to put up with idiots like you. You: But if I have to put up with you, could you not be so annoying? Stranger: Interrogation is sometimes necessary to uphold national security. You: Look, sir, you've been warned. Never mention adult phrases unless you are asured of the stranger's age. Stranger: What exactly do you do for your career, sir. You: I work at the Howard County Police Departmen't predator division. Stranger: What state? You: Florida. Stranger: Departmen't, right? You: typos happen. ponting them out is petty and idiotic. You: Sir. Stranger: no Police Department in the country has a predator division. You: No NSA agent has the authority to do anything besides decode. Stranger: Besides, if you really are a Law Enforcement Officer, why did you begin this chat with "secks"? You: I could ask you the same thing. Stranger: No you couldn't. You: Of course I could. As a direct quote; "Stranger: Secks" Stranger: It would appear on your computer as You:"Secks" You: Lying won't help your case. You: Sir. Stranger: Sir, I know for a fact that you are not a Law Enforcement Officer or any other Federal servant. You: Sir, I know for a fact that you are not a Law Enforcement Officer or any other Federal servant., sir. You: Did you know that is much more grave than a misdemeanor? You: Sir? Stranger: What is much more grave? You: Imitating a federal officer. Keep up, sir. Stranger: Really? You: Yes. A misdemeanor is a minor offense, while a felony such as that is much worse. You: Sir. Stranger: Well, considering I am a Federal Officer, I have nothing to worry about. You: Sir, with all due respect, sir, are you aware that you are extremely bad at imitation, sir? Stranger: Imitation? You: Yes. You: Sir. Stranger: Are you really a Federal Officer, or Law Enforcement Office? Stranger: *Officer You: Both. Sir. Stranger: Really? You: Yes You: Sir Stranger: What do you work as? Stranger: What is your job title? You: Sir, I believe I mentioned it, sir You: If sir would care to check? Stranger: There is no such thing as a predator department or division. You: Sir, that is the tird thing sir has been wrong about. Sir, a misdemeanor is a minor offense, there are multiple dcumented predator divisions, and the NSA has no authority to arrest, only to collect data. You: Sir. You: I would advise sir to use sir's head a bit more before attempting something like this again. Sir. Stranger: If you'll excuse me, sir. It is now 2:00 A.M. here in Washington D.C. and my shift just ended. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sir is a [OVERHEAT]ing moron. |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 28 2009, 02:00 PM Post #9 |
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Sir wasn't trying as hard as he should have. |
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| UltimateDarkloid | Jun 28 2009, 05:35 PM Post #10 |
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Sir is a fail troll. He didn't even get the MGS refrence. |
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| Janyel | Jun 28 2009, 06:15 PM Post #11 |
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I [OVERHEAT]ing hate Sir so much |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 28 2009, 09:13 PM Post #12 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Salutations! Stranger: Hiya =D You: Fine sir or madam, would you be interested in discussing the finer points of some of life's more delectable comestables? Stranger: I would. You: Smashing! Stranger: Would you? Stranger: Quite You: Prithy, among such, which do you find chief? You: I myself am quite partial to a good Duck A'lorannge Stranger: O rly!? Stranger: NO WAI! You: Quite indeed, sir or madam! Stranger: You are sir or madam! You: Alas, alak, I can not be both. Stranger: Yes you can Stranger: You are just like a worm! =D You: Perhaps in the most scientific of manners a sir or madam can be hermaphroditic, but I assure you that in homos sapiens such an occurence is tremendously uncommon You: But we stray from the matter at hand! You: What of you yourself? Stranger: YEs Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO Stranger: asl You: HOW ARE YOU? You: ASL WHAT DOES THAT MEAN You: THAT IS NOT A WORD I KNOW You: NEITHER IS IT TO BE FOUND ON DICTIONARY.COM You: PLEASE EXPLAIN Stranger: :D Stranger: u know it You: I DO NOT Stranger: google it You: PLEASE DO NOT PRESUME TO TELL ME WHAT I DO OR DO NOT KNOW You: I AM WARY OF GOOGLING UNFAMILIAR TERMS You: I MAY BE EXPOSED TO A PICTURE OF A GOAT, SEE? You: I CAN NOT ABIDE GOATS, SEE? You: PLEASE EXPLAIN. You: I ALSO APOLOGIZE MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN. Stranger: may be i will explain it but with explicit words Stranger: do u wanna hear them Stranger: :D You: PLEASE ONLY USE NON-EXPLICIT VOCABULARY Stranger: u are so gay man Stranger: no explicit words here Stranger: :D You: HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH A JUDGEMENT ABOUT MY SEXUALITY? You: I EXPLAINED THAT MY KEYBOARD IS MALFUNCTIONING. Stranger: u talk just like a woman Stranger: with a lot of words You: A LOT OF WORDS? Stranger: say sth very ... i dont know the word Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 28 2009, 11:52 PM Post #13 |
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This one was so big I was not allowed to make a post with this much text. http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Nightvol/Pictures/omegle.txt I advise copypasting it into something that supports text wrapping. Edited by LordHuffnPuff, Jun 28 2009, 11:53 PM.
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| Janyel | Jun 29 2009, 01:26 AM Post #14 |
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five minutes to lunch
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Stranger: Leo? You: ashley? Stranger: oh my god. ;-; Stranger: leo. Stranger: it's you. Stranger: i have a question to ask you. You: it's leon actually Stranger: sorry, leo is the nickname i secretly gave you. You: oh okay Stranger: I HAVE A BIG CRUSH ON YOU. Stranger: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? You: quick, hide in this dumpster! Stranger: why? are you ashamed to be around me? You: no, the las plagas are attacking Stranger: will i die? ;-; You: no, i'll shoot them with this gun Stranger: you are so strong. ;-; You: thanks! You: ok, done Stranger: where do we hide now? D: You: we don't, we have to find the cure You: well, bye Stranger: oh no. Stranger: please dont leave me. ;-; You: the player's turning the game off Stranger: whatev. i secretly hated u anyway. we are THROUGH. Your conversational partner has disconnected. These people need more video games! |
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| UltimateDarkloid | Jun 29 2009, 09:23 AM Post #15 |
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Bok
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My first try with Omegle. Here are the results: Notice how I'm too nice at times where I'm supposed to be trolling... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello Stranger: from You: what? You: from where? Stranger: yeah Stranger: where are u from You: I'm from Algeria, but I live in Dubai Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Çѱ¹ÀÎ ªOÀ½~!!Çѱ¹ÀÎÀ̽źР¹Ù·Î¹Ù·Î ¸»ÇØÁÖ¼¼¿° ¤»¤»¤» You: who the [OVERHEAT] are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: Hey Stranger: 31 m uk You: liar You: prove it Stranger: I was born in77 You: do u always type slowly? You: tic-toc tic-toc You: time hasn't stopped, ya know Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wtf are u doin here? Stranger: DAVID! You: DAVID WHO Stranger: David Davidson? You: no u Stranger: is that you? You: no Stranger: oh... You: i'm Clark Clarikson Stranger: Oh, Stranger: I am Daniel You: DANIEL WHO Stranger: DANIEL DAINSON Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: hi You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: boy You: liar You: prove it Stranger: male, not boy You: moar like GUY Stranger: ..and u ? You: dpends You: *depends Stranger: depends on what ? You: many factors Stranger: such as You: ur IQ is one of them Stranger: above 20 , i think You: LAWL You: average is 90-110 Stranger: cool , so i am clever ? You: /facepalm You: 20 is below average... Stranger: how old are u ? You: WAY below You: dpends You: *depends Stranger: the only way is up You: to the sky, yes Stranger: sky high iq You: ur IQ ain't reachin' there anytime soon Stranger: i can type in joined up hand writing You: that's supposed to mean ur smart? Stranger: i guess so Stranger: sometime these iq test are very hard You: they test ur IQ, really You: some questions are common sense You: some u have to conclude things even if u never heard of them You: and some are just general info Stranger: wow, that sounds hard You: a mixture of these questions You: not really Stranger: so u live in uk ? You: nope You: DUbai Stranger: you are arabic ? You: yes You: from Algeria You: but i live in Dubai Stranger: merhaba You: halla Stranger: slm You: wa 3alaykum assalam You: 3a or aa You: 3 resembles the ARabic letter You: so we use it in charts You: *chats Stranger: oh, u pretend to be dubia You: nope You: i live in Dubai You: i'm Arabic from Algeria You: another Arabic country You: but i AM from Dubai You: * i mean, live in Dubai Stranger: got to go byeeeeeeeeeeee Stranger: what ime is it ? Stranger: time Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: u a girl? Stranger: yupp You: ewwwwwww cuties Stranger: rofl what? Stranger: okayy... You: ewww stay away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl Stranger: 18 m korea You: liar Stranger: u? Stranger: ? You: tha's for me to know, and u to guess You: *That Stranger: i don't know Stranger: i wish u r 18 f korea You: don't we all Stranger: so you asl You: i wish u were 15 f Dubai Stranger: ........ You: lol Stranger: bye You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited by UltimateDarkloid, Jun 29 2009, 09:44 AM.
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