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Omegle; live the dream, meet tingle
Topic Started: Jun 26 2009, 04:34 AM (11,078 Views)
Janyel
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five minutes to lunch
french class pays off
(poubelle is a pun, belle means "beautiful woman" but poubelle means "trashcan")
You: bonjour ma petite poubelle
Stranger: ow cute
You: how are tou this fine summer day?
Stranger: and u ?
Stranger: im oki
You: i am as le blossoms on a sun-dappled hill, ma petite pubelle
Stranger: ow i cont understand but ok
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: je m'appelle est jacques, ma petite poubelle
You: and your name?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: victoria
You: magnifique
Stranger: jacques cutiee
You: merci, ma petite poubelle
Stranger: vous avez msn?
You: ah, oui
Stranger: pouvez me donner?
You: my msn is tu_est_sourd-muet@msn.com [you_are_dumb@msn.com]
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i gonna add u later
Stranger: what m apetite poubelle means ??
You: "my little beauty", ma petite poubelle
Stranger: oooow
Stranger: ur so cute
You: merci, you as well
Stranger: how old are u ?
Stranger: hahahahhaha im not so sweet with strangers
You: j'ai 23 ans, or 23 years old for you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: et tu?
You: pardon, and you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: ok i translate
You: age is no thing to love
Stranger: ok i know
Stranger: hahahahahha
You: so, ma petite poubelle, what do you like to talk about?
Stranger: everything
Stranger: and uu ?
You: ah, i will talk about whatever you like, ma petite poubelle
You: http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fichier:Rose_Papa_Meilland.jpg un rose for you?
Stranger: i gtg
Stranger: hahahah what is it
Stranger: xoxo my love
Stranger: i will add u later
You: i will count the seconds, my lovely petit poubelle
Stranger: ow cutiie
Stranger: ur so sweety
You: merci, tu are as well
Stranger: i will never be like u but ok
Stranger: mkjn
You: ah, ma petite poubelle
You: you are lovely
Stranger: srr mi idiot friend typed it
You: ah, hello friend, comme ci?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yes, I made the email adress. And when I signed into it, there was an ad for a french sex chat site. Good omen or bad?
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Rofl at your French. Nah, JK. I'm good at it, but I still scramble mistakes all over...


Imo, it's a good omen.
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What I usually do is connect and then say absolutely nothing, except maybe for an initial "Hello". Sometimes they'll stay on for quite a while waiting for me, but sadly I don't have much in terms of logs.
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Janyel
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five minutes to lunch
Stranger: heyyyy!!!!
You: hiya
Stranger: looking for a horney girl, r u the 1??? :P
Stranger: helllooo slow guy/girl
You: more antlery than horny
Stranger: antlery?>
You: yeah
Stranger: wats that lol
You: like horny, but branched
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i kno ur a guy :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wher ya frm?
You: often a soft velvet covering on immature antleries
Stranger: hahaaha
Stranger: i like it baby :P
You: also unlike hornies, antleries fall off seasonally and must be grown back
Stranger: lol
Stranger: listen
Stranger: show me ur pic
Stranger: and see my black huge dick right away ;)
Stranger: and a video with cum...
You: k
Stranger: show
Stranger: ellloooo...
You: http://tinyurl.com/ndm6b3
Stranger: w8
You: that is my picture, i made it myself
Stranger: haha i asked for ur pic
Stranger: not the 1 taken frm net
You: i made that
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: thers a problem haha
Stranger: i live in a compound wher the net is censored LOL so i cudnt open ur link lol
Stranger: seriously send me the right pic!!!
Stranger: or hey
You: that's a shame, it was very eduactional
Stranger: do 1 thing
Stranger: lol
Stranger: www.imageshack.us
Stranger: upload it here, it takes only 1 min
Stranger: no account needed :P
You: http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9204/p5190601kb0.jpg
Stranger: btw i kno ur a guy lol
Stranger: WTF!!!!
You: i hope you've learned something here today
Stranger: dude
Stranger: seriously can u pls. upload 1 horny little naked girl for me and gimme the link ?:P
You: FINE GEEZ
Stranger: get it frm youngerbabes.com ;)
You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1316163540_5236539e48.jpg?v=0
Stranger: w8
You: a young, naked calf
You: with horns!
Stranger: lol animal [OVERHEAT]er
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i requested u :S
Stranger: cant u just upload 1 for mew?
Stranger: *me?
Stranger: pls.?
You: http://images.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=u&sourceid=opera&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
Stranger: w8
Stranger: ASS HOLE GAY [BOK FACE]>>>> GO [OVERHEAT] UR MOM AND SUCK UR DAD'S TITS AND DICK!!!!!! MOTHER [OVERHEAT]ING [MUMMY BOMB]!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I know you're a dude :P *waits for naked pictures*
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Janyel
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New game. Agree to cyber, then say 'brb" and see how long they're willing to wait.

Stranger: yber sex?
You: ya
You: im f, u?
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 f cali
Stranger: im male, 19
Stranger: what situation you want to act out?
You: umm
You: i'll be a thief in latex and you be the security guard that catches me
Stranger: i was thinking a lot differently
You: oh?
Stranger: ill warn you my choice you will most likely hate, shall i caarry on?
You: sure
Stranger: daughter seducing father
You: mmm
You: i can try that
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: what do you want your name to be in it?
You: tiffany :)
Stranger: sure
You: you want to start or should I?
Stranger: in this could you by any chance be the seducing one, you seduce me, also the more controlling, and teasing, making me want it, could you start please
You: ok :)
You: oh brb
Stranger: kk
[7 minutes later]
Stranger: very clever
Stranger: set it all up, then dont come back, leave me hanging, very clever indeed
[2 minutes later]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The best part is that he waited an additional few minutes as if he was still hopeful.
SCORE TO BEAT: 9 Minutes
Edited by Janyel, Jul 1 2009, 12:40 AM.
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Janyel, your first one is epic. Antlers, horns... LMAO. And the 2nd one was cool, too. I rofled so hard...
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Stranger: hi
You: all right let's get this chat started!
Stranger: let'd do this thang!
You: better hold on to your hats
Stranger: i'm holdin' onter ma everythang! prepare to be blown away! WOOOO
You: chat madness 2009
Stranger: between Stranger and You, the most kickass people in the world
You: don't you know it
You: electric guitar is suitable background.
Stranger: oh jesus, that's pretty ambitious
Stranger: i'm a fan
Stranger: let's do it
You: fan of awesome chats and stuff
You: GO, you get us our first topic!
Stranger: yes, but this isn't just awesome, it's mind-blowing!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: this is a lot of pressure, stranger
Stranger: hardly knowing anything about you n stuff
You: hmm, maybe introductions are in order?
Stranger: yeah, maybe that's a good idea
You: I'm X-TREME STEVE, purveyor of AWESOME CHATS
Stranger: OMG your name is steve?! i don't know any steves! that just makes this moment even more special!
Stranger: my name is BADASS ALINA and although i may have started this conversation with a 'hi', I am READY for some good chatting time!
You: just BADASS ALINA? no cool titles?
Stranger: hmmmhmmm
You: KILLER OF NOOBLETS?
Stranger: that'll come l
Stranger: yes
Stranger: THERE WE GO
You: LET's GO ALINA
You: man, this is gonna be awesome
Stranger: damnit, we're gettin' the ball rolling, steve!
You: NOW, first topic: YOUR FAVORITE FOOOOOOOOOOODS
You: omelets are a personal favorite
Stranger: omelets! dang, Steve, that's pretty darn crazy of you!
Stranger: humm
Stranger: i like pasta a lot a lot a lot
You: pasta? I LOVE PASTA, especially served with ALFREDO SAUCE
Stranger: YESSSS, alfredo sauce is delicious! fetuccini alfredo, what the hell is better than that?!
You: quarter pig worth of italian sausage on the side?
Stranger: oh, but of course! and i dunno, maybe a couple bucketfuls of wine to wash it all down
You: Really? you like wine too? AMAZING
You: STEVE LOOOOVES AGOOD WHITE
Stranger: well, I just thought I'd make myself out to look like I had good taste! but yes, a good wine is a GOOD WINE
Stranger: now
You: time for the next topic or no?
Stranger: favorite foods we have down, what about FAVORITE THINGS TO DO
Stranger: yessss
You: Unless you have something MORE AWESOME, I like to PARAGLIIIIDE
Stranger: whooooah, I've never paraglid(?) in my life!
Stranger: that is awesome indeed!
Stranger: how often do you go?!
You: very dangerous, too
You: weekends!
You: X-TREME STEVE LOOOOVES WEEKENDS TOO
You: you lve weekends, right? everyone loves weekends.
Stranger: YES, that's something we have in common, X-TREME STEVE! I love me a good weekend, I'm a big fan!!
Stranger: but Steve,
Stranger: I have some bad news
Stranger: I have to go now!
You: ZETTA WAIT
Stranger: tears in my eyes!
You: look at the first letter of my lines!
Stranger: =O
Stranger: is that all i was good for?!
You: NO
Stranger: completing the alphabet?
You: IT WAS ONLY WITH YOU THAT I COULD DO IT BECAUSE THE REST OF OMEGLE IS PRETTY JERKYYYYYY
Stranger: >:( YOU ARE A BAD BOY
You: take this medal of awesome
Stranger: just kidding, i'm impressed! WHOAH
Stranger: it ended right on time, too! anyway, have a goooooood night
You: GOOOOOOD NIGHT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edited by Janyel, Jul 5 2009, 05:13 AM.
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Wow... that one ended peacefully.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: i love you
You: I love me too.
You: Let's talk about how great I am.
Stranger: okay
You: I am pretty great, wouldn't you agree?
Stranger: i don't know you though
Stranger: i know nothing about you
You: But you love me?
Stranger: just think that you are a human
You: You're awfully fickle.
Stranger: and I should love you
You: Well if you love me
You: Then you must think I'm pretty great
You: Right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: we love people just because they are people
Stranger: and not evil
Stranger: i love you is a better greeting than hi
Stranger: don't you feel that people are getting cold these days
You: How do you know I am not evil?
Stranger: even evil people deserve to be loved
Stranger: they are not willing to accept
You: You're a hippy.
Stranger: no
Stranger: I am very normal
Stranger: not hippy or punk
You: You're preaching universal love.
You: That means you're a hippy.
Stranger: ah, in that sense, maybe
Stranger: but I am not a christian
Stranger: just want to feel warm
You: dirty hippy
Stranger: and see people's reaction
Stranger: I am sorry if i've offended you
You: No
You: It's a fact
You: Hippies are dirty.
You: Always
Stranger: why do you hate them so
Stranger: I don't like their lifestyles
You: Who said I hate them?
Stranger: but some ideas they promote
Stranger: I love
You: I've only stated facts about them.
You: They preach universal love
Stranger: okay
You: and are dirty.
Stranger: some of them are
Stranger: taking drugs
You: All of them are dirty.
You: They're also all high.
You: ALl of them.
You: ALL.
Stranger: exchanging sex parterners
Stranger: that's indeed dirty
Stranger: but I am not a hippy
Stranger: i don't even know any hippy in person
You: You are a hippy.
Stranger: i don't really care what you say
You: I always tell the truth.
You: You are a hippy.
Stranger: just to tell you that I love you
You: Denial doesn't help you.
You: You can deny all you like.
Stranger: okay
You: Hippy
Stranger: okay
Stranger: today in omegle someone called me hippy
Stranger: an experience worth remembering
You: I didn't call you hippy
Stranger: what's your purpose of coming here
You: That's like saying I called a caucasion person white.
Stranger: paly jokes on people?
You: What's YOUR purpose in coming here?
You: To spread your hippy-dippy love?
Stranger: language exchange actually
You: Why do I come here?
You: Why do -I- come here>
You: Hippies
You: Hippies are why I come here
Stranger: you don't really need to answer
You: There are hippies on Omegle. Hundreds and hundreds of 'em. I hate 'em.
You: I'm not strong enough to deal with 'em on my own, but I've got my tricks.
Stranger: so if you think it's stupid to talk to me, who is not a hippy
Stranger: just disconnect
Stranger: thank you for talking to me
You: There are little tricks all throughout this place. The hippies don't know about 'em, but I do -- I know every inch of 'em like the back of my hand.
You: I stay out of sight, and I build traps, and I bide my time
Stranger: okay okay, you are smart then
Stranger: would you mind me disconnecting
You: You're a hippy.
You: You do what you want
You: That's your way.
You: Crusty, dirty, filthy hippies.
Stranger: okay, my best wishes for you. Actually, though the world is getting cold, you don't need to be so cynical
You: NO respect for anybody but each other.
You: Preaching their free love
You: You hippies are all alike.
You: Don't even TRY to defend your hippy lifestyle.
You: You can say NOTHING to make it acceptable.
Stranger: you've been hurt by a hippy or something?
You: You
You: You don't know who I am.
Stranger: okay
You: I am the ghost of Jerry Garcia
You: You think I don't know hippies?!
Stranger: I'd like to know if you like to be honest
Stranger: well I am 18 female
Stranger: student
Stranger: okay?
You: YOU THINK THAT THE GHOST OF JERRY GARCIA DOES NOT KNOW HIPPIES?
You: You would be mistaken
You: An 18 year old female student
You: I don't believe it.
Stranger: sorry I don't know what that jerry is
You: There are no girls on the internet.
Stranger: okay
You: Just look it up.
You: There are no girls on the internet.
Stranger: I don't force you to believe in me
Stranger: I am
You: You don't believe in me.
Stranger: you don't talk very normal
You: I talk very normally.
Stranger: that's why I think it's hard to believe
You: My grammar is immaculate.
Stranger: okay sorry for the english
Stranger: it's not my native language
You: Oh really?
You: What is?
Stranger: chinese, but I can speak german
You: Chinese
You: You are in China?
Stranger: yeah
You: Why?
Stranger: born here
You: Why are you still there?
You: Do you hate your government?
Stranger: I'll leave it in the future
Stranger: I don't like it
Stranger: really
You: Don't they watch everything you say?
You: On the internet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: not that terrible
You: If you were to go into the centre of the city and yell about how much you hate them would they arrest you?
Stranger: I guess so
You: Why?
Stranger: we don't have much freedom of speech here
Stranger: you know
You: You know
You: You should probably leave China in that case.
Stranger: but actually if you don't talk much about politics in a negative way
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: yeah
You: If everybody hates the government then just overthrow it.
You: Start a revolution.
Stranger: I want to immigrant somewhere else
You: emegrate.
You: Not immigrant
Stranger: you know the situation is complex
You: When you leave
You: You emegrate.
Stranger: okay thank you
You: Immigrate is coming in.
You: Emegrate is going out.
Stranger: ah, thank you so much
Stranger: I want to emegrate
You: To where?
Stranger: and immigrate to Canada
You: Canada?
You: Why Canada?
Stranger: I love it
Stranger: beautiful nature
You: Why not the shiny happy United States of America?
Stranger: the US is dark
You: Dark?
Stranger: filled with violence
Stranger: and discrimination
You: The united states is a shining bastion of freedom.
You: Um
You: I hate to inform you
Stranger: not really
You: But so is Canada.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: I have friends from both countries
You: Have you met the Quebecois?
You: They hate everybody in the world except themselves.
You: And they're all over Canada.
You: Especially in Quebec
Stranger: ah, actully
Stranger: we are humans
You: They're like the French
You: But worse.
Stranger: and actually it's hard to find a place where people really live in peace
You: Canada's health care is also famously poor.
You: So good luck with that.
Stranger: better than the one in America
You: Actually?
You: Not at all?
You: America you don't need to wait two years for an operation.
Stranger: ah, that's a problem
You: A pretty large problem.
Stranger: so I guess you are from America
You: I am?
You: I'm simply a person well-versed in international affairs.
Stranger: see, the society here makes you so cynical
Stranger: okay
You: Society where?
You: I'm not cynical
You: I'm simply observant.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: friend it's nice talking to you
You: I see things and I call them like I see them.
Stranger: but I have to have my lunch now
You: And I can tell you that Canada is not the magic answer to all of your problems.
Stranger: I know that
You: And that in many ways it is utterly inferior to the united states.
Stranger: okay
You: This is a serious, life-changing decision you plan on making.
You: DON'T MESS IT UP.
Stranger: thank you for your advise
You: Chai.
Stranger: but those are far away things
Stranger: I don't really know whether I can make it
Stranger: coz I need to work first
You: Work?
You: What sort of work?
Stranger: or win a scholarship
Stranger: translator or something
Stranger: there is a long way to go
You: 你有一个理想的工作吗?
Stranger: I am at university now
Stranger: and I will work when I graduate
Stranger: my ideal job is a good translator
Stranger: thank you for your chinese question
You: 你不想更令人兴奋的工作吗?
Stranger: but languages are my greatest love
Stranger: I would like to be a teacher though
Stranger: I am sorry
Stranger: but I really have to go now
Stranger: my mom is calling me for lunch
You:
我有一个朋友谁讲六种语言。我知道一个女人谁讲12种语言。
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's cool
You: INDEED IT IS
Stranger: I only know three
You: I am a cool person.
You: And so are they.
Stranger: eh,
Stranger: I have to say goodbye now
You: Enjoy your food.
Stranger: thank you very much for your time
You: I enjoy your food.
Stranger: I can't cook though
You: Chinese food is my favourite type.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: hard to cook
You: I cook all the time.
You: It just takes practice.
Stranger: ah that's nice
You: Like any skill.
Stranger: I'd never like to cook
Stranger: I guess I'll either eat out in the future
You: A meal tastes better if you cook it yourself.
Stranger: or marry a man who can cook
You: Because you can taste your effort.
Stranger: yeah
You: And it tastes good!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i have noodles this noon
Stranger: so bye for now
You: I always wondered why General Tso's chicken was named as such.
Stranger: i don't know either
You: He did not invent it.
You: He has no connection.
You: I have done research.
Stranger: ah please
Stranger: are you here
You: Please and thank you!
You: They are the magic words.
Stranger: I mean wanna talk later
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: but have to go now
Stranger: you disconnect
You: Enjoy your lunch.
Stranger: thanks
You: I don't like disconnecting.
Stranger: me either
You: A PROBLEM HAS PRESENTED ITSELF
Stranger: okay, I leave it here
You: hurrrr
(TIMESTAMP: 12:12 AM EST)

TO BE CONTINUED ONCE SHE RETURNS
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TIMESTAMP 1:00 AM EST

Stranger: he
Stranger: well,
Stranger: I am back
You: What a coincidence. I was just going to sleep.
You: I'll leave this window open though.
You: If I get disconnected, them's the shakes.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: actually I need to wash the dishes
Stranger: just come here to close the window
Stranger: if you are in the US, it must be late at night
Stranger: sweet dreams
You: Hah
You: I sleep when I want.
Stranger: it's too hot here
Stranger: can't sleep at noon
You: I can sleep when I want.
Stranger: envy you haah
You: Et alors, je me dors.
Stranger: what's that
Stranger: your language?>
You: Oh
You: It's French
Stranger: sorry
You: "And now, I sleep."
Stranger: I only know german
Stranger: a few french words like bonjour
Stranger: merci
Stranger: are you from France
You: Maybe
You: But as I said, now I sleep.
You: Good bye Hippy
Stranger: okay
Stranger: I am not a Hippy/ sweet dreams
Stranger: hi, friend
Stranger: are you still sleeping
Stranger: wow, you slept really long
Stranger: i have to go now
Stranger: thank you for talking to me
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TIMESTAMP (as of when I woke up) 9:00 AM EST

TIME TO BEAT: 9 hours
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You certainly win in the "have a normal if slightly insulting conversation with long breaks while misspelling 'hippie' a lot" contest.
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Emigrate.


Also close the internet, Janyel wins.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a pencil
You: Hi
You: I'm a pen
Stranger: good
Stranger: where are you from
You: Pen Island
You: Duh
You: Where else are pens from?
Stranger: are you female ?
You: Pens don't have genders.
You: What type of pencil are you?
You: #2?
Stranger: :)
You: D:
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