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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 26 2009, 04:34 AM (11,078 Views) | |
| Janyel | Jun 29 2009, 08:32 PM Post #16 |
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french class pays off (poubelle is a pun, belle means "beautiful woman" but poubelle means "trashcan") You: bonjour ma petite poubelle Stranger: ow cute You: how are tou this fine summer day? Stranger: and u ? Stranger: im oki You: i am as le blossoms on a sun-dappled hill, ma petite pubelle Stranger: ow i cont understand but ok Stranger: whats ur name ? You: je m'appelle est jacques, ma petite poubelle You: and your name? Stranger: hahaha Stranger: victoria You: magnifique Stranger: jacques cutiee You: merci, ma petite poubelle Stranger: vous avez msn? You: ah, oui Stranger: pouvez me donner? You: my msn is tu_est_sourd-muet@msn.com [you_are_dumb@msn.com] Stranger: ok Stranger: i gonna add u later Stranger: what m apetite poubelle means ?? You: "my little beauty", ma petite poubelle Stranger: oooow Stranger: ur so cute You: merci, you as well Stranger: how old are u ? Stranger: hahahahhaha im not so sweet with strangers You: j'ai 23 ans, or 23 years old for you Stranger: ok Stranger: ok You: et tu? You: pardon, and you? Stranger: 16 Stranger: ok i translate You: age is no thing to love Stranger: ok i know Stranger: hahahahahha You: so, ma petite poubelle, what do you like to talk about? Stranger: everything Stranger: and uu ? You: ah, i will talk about whatever you like, ma petite poubelle You: http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fichier:Rose_Papa_Meilland.jpg un rose for you? Stranger: i gtg Stranger: hahahah what is it Stranger: xoxo my love Stranger: i will add u later You: i will count the seconds, my lovely petit poubelle Stranger: ow cutiie Stranger: ur so sweety You: merci, tu are as well Stranger: i will never be like u but ok Stranger: mkjn You: ah, ma petite poubelle You: you are lovely Stranger: srr mi idiot friend typed it You: ah, hello friend, comme ci? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Yes, I made the email adress. And when I signed into it, there was an ad for a french sex chat site. Good omen or bad? |
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| UltimateDarkloid | Jun 30 2009, 07:01 AM Post #17 |
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Rofl at your French. Nah, JK. I'm good at it, but I still scramble mistakes all over... Imo, it's a good omen. |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jun 30 2009, 03:33 PM Post #18 |
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| Deleted User | Jun 30 2009, 05:22 PM Post #19 |
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What I usually do is connect and then say absolutely nothing, except maybe for an initial "Hello". Sometimes they'll stay on for quite a while waiting for me, but sadly I don't have much in terms of logs. |
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| Janyel | Jun 30 2009, 10:55 PM Post #20 |
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Stranger: heyyyy!!!! You: hiya Stranger: looking for a horney girl, r u the 1??? :P Stranger: helllooo slow guy/girl You: more antlery than horny Stranger: antlery?> You: yeah Stranger: wats that lol You: like horny, but branched Stranger: haha Stranger: i kno ur a guy :P Stranger: lol Stranger: wher ya frm? You: often a soft velvet covering on immature antleries Stranger: hahaaha Stranger: i like it baby :P You: also unlike hornies, antleries fall off seasonally and must be grown back Stranger: lol Stranger: listen Stranger: show me ur pic Stranger: and see my black huge dick right away ;) Stranger: and a video with cum... You: k Stranger: show Stranger: ellloooo... You: http://tinyurl.com/ndm6b3 Stranger: w8 You: that is my picture, i made it myself Stranger: haha i asked for ur pic Stranger: not the 1 taken frm net You: i made that Stranger: LOL Stranger: thers a problem haha Stranger: i live in a compound wher the net is censored LOL so i cudnt open ur link lol Stranger: seriously send me the right pic!!! Stranger: or hey You: that's a shame, it was very eduactional Stranger: do 1 thing Stranger: lol Stranger: www.imageshack.us Stranger: upload it here, it takes only 1 min Stranger: no account needed :P You: http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9204/p5190601kb0.jpg Stranger: btw i kno ur a guy lol Stranger: WTF!!!! You: i hope you've learned something here today Stranger: dude Stranger: seriously can u pls. upload 1 horny little naked girl for me and gimme the link ?:P You: FINE GEEZ Stranger: get it frm youngerbabes.com ;) You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1316163540_5236539e48.jpg?v=0 Stranger: w8 You: a young, naked calf You: with horns! Stranger: lol animal [OVERHEAT]er Stranger: dude Stranger: i requested u :S Stranger: cant u just upload 1 for mew? Stranger: *me? Stranger: pls.? You: http://images.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=u&sourceid=opera&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi Stranger: w8 Stranger: ASS HOLE GAY [BOK FACE]>>>> GO [OVERHEAT] UR MOM AND SUCK UR DAD'S TITS AND DICK!!!!!! MOTHER [OVERHEAT]ING [MUMMY BOMB]!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I know you're a dude :P *waits for naked pictures* |
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| Janyel | Jul 1 2009, 12:32 AM Post #21 |
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five minutes to lunch
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New game. Agree to cyber, then say 'brb" and see how long they're willing to wait. Stranger: yber sex? You: ya You: im f, u? Stranger: asl? You: 21 f cali Stranger: im male, 19 Stranger: what situation you want to act out? You: umm You: i'll be a thief in latex and you be the security guard that catches me Stranger: i was thinking a lot differently You: oh? Stranger: ill warn you my choice you will most likely hate, shall i caarry on? You: sure Stranger: daughter seducing father You: mmm You: i can try that Stranger: thankyou Stranger: what do you want your name to be in it? You: tiffany :) Stranger: sure You: you want to start or should I? Stranger: in this could you by any chance be the seducing one, you seduce me, also the more controlling, and teasing, making me want it, could you start please You: ok :) You: oh brb Stranger: kk [7 minutes later] Stranger: very clever Stranger: set it all up, then dont come back, leave me hanging, very clever indeed [2 minutes later] Your conversational partner has disconnected. The best part is that he waited an additional few minutes as if he was still hopeful. SCORE TO BEAT: 9 Minutes Edited by Janyel, Jul 1 2009, 12:40 AM.
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| Deleted User | Jul 1 2009, 01:02 AM Post #22 |
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God damn Janyel you are a mastermind. |
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| UltimateDarkloid | Jul 1 2009, 07:24 AM Post #23 |
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Janyel, your first one is epic. Antlers, horns... LMAO. And the 2nd one was cool, too. I rofled so hard... |
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| Janyel | Jul 3 2009, 06:05 AM Post #24 |
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Stranger: hi You: all right let's get this chat started! Stranger: let'd do this thang! You: better hold on to your hats Stranger: i'm holdin' onter ma everythang! prepare to be blown away! WOOOO You: chat madness 2009 Stranger: between Stranger and You, the most kickass people in the world You: don't you know it You: electric guitar is suitable background. Stranger: oh jesus, that's pretty ambitious Stranger: i'm a fan Stranger: let's do it You: fan of awesome chats and stuff You: GO, you get us our first topic! Stranger: yes, but this isn't just awesome, it's mind-blowing! Stranger: okay Stranger: this is a lot of pressure, stranger Stranger: hardly knowing anything about you n stuff You: hmm, maybe introductions are in order? Stranger: yeah, maybe that's a good idea You: I'm X-TREME STEVE, purveyor of AWESOME CHATS Stranger: OMG your name is steve?! i don't know any steves! that just makes this moment even more special! Stranger: my name is BADASS ALINA and although i may have started this conversation with a 'hi', I am READY for some good chatting time! You: just BADASS ALINA? no cool titles? Stranger: hmmmhmmm You: KILLER OF NOOBLETS? Stranger: that'll come l Stranger: yes Stranger: THERE WE GO You: LET's GO ALINA You: man, this is gonna be awesome Stranger: damnit, we're gettin' the ball rolling, steve! You: NOW, first topic: YOUR FAVORITE FOOOOOOOOOOODS You: omelets are a personal favorite Stranger: omelets! dang, Steve, that's pretty darn crazy of you! Stranger: humm Stranger: i like pasta a lot a lot a lot You: pasta? I LOVE PASTA, especially served with ALFREDO SAUCE Stranger: YESSSS, alfredo sauce is delicious! fetuccini alfredo, what the hell is better than that?! You: quarter pig worth of italian sausage on the side? Stranger: oh, but of course! and i dunno, maybe a couple bucketfuls of wine to wash it all down You: Really? you like wine too? AMAZING You: STEVE LOOOOVES AGOOD WHITE Stranger: well, I just thought I'd make myself out to look like I had good taste! but yes, a good wine is a GOOD WINE Stranger: now You: time for the next topic or no? Stranger: favorite foods we have down, what about FAVORITE THINGS TO DO Stranger: yessss You: Unless you have something MORE AWESOME, I like to PARAGLIIIIDE Stranger: whooooah, I've never paraglid(?) in my life! Stranger: that is awesome indeed! Stranger: how often do you go?! You: very dangerous, too You: weekends! You: X-TREME STEVE LOOOOVES WEEKENDS TOO You: you lve weekends, right? everyone loves weekends. Stranger: YES, that's something we have in common, X-TREME STEVE! I love me a good weekend, I'm a big fan!! Stranger: but Steve, Stranger: I have some bad news Stranger: I have to go now! You: ZETTA WAIT Stranger: tears in my eyes! You: look at the first letter of my lines! Stranger: =O Stranger: is that all i was good for?! You: NO Stranger: completing the alphabet? You: IT WAS ONLY WITH YOU THAT I COULD DO IT BECAUSE THE REST OF OMEGLE IS PRETTY JERKYYYYYY Stranger: >:( YOU ARE A BAD BOY You: take this medal of awesome Stranger: just kidding, i'm impressed! WHOAH Stranger: it ended right on time, too! anyway, have a goooooood night You: GOOOOOOD NIGHT Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited by Janyel, Jul 5 2009, 05:13 AM.
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| UltimateDarkloid | Jul 7 2009, 10:13 AM Post #25 |
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Wow... that one ended peacefully. |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jul 12 2009, 04:14 AM Post #26 |
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Stranger: hey Stranger: i love you You: I love me too. You: Let's talk about how great I am. Stranger: okay You: I am pretty great, wouldn't you agree? Stranger: i don't know you though Stranger: i know nothing about you You: But you love me? Stranger: just think that you are a human You: You're awfully fickle. Stranger: and I should love you You: Well if you love me You: Then you must think I'm pretty great You: Right? Stranger: no Stranger: we love people just because they are people Stranger: and not evil Stranger: i love you is a better greeting than hi Stranger: don't you feel that people are getting cold these days You: How do you know I am not evil? Stranger: even evil people deserve to be loved Stranger: they are not willing to accept You: You're a hippy. Stranger: no Stranger: I am very normal Stranger: not hippy or punk You: You're preaching universal love. You: That means you're a hippy. Stranger: ah, in that sense, maybe Stranger: but I am not a christian Stranger: just want to feel warm You: dirty hippy Stranger: and see people's reaction Stranger: I am sorry if i've offended you You: No You: It's a fact You: Hippies are dirty. You: Always Stranger: why do you hate them so Stranger: I don't like their lifestyles You: Who said I hate them? Stranger: but some ideas they promote Stranger: I love You: I've only stated facts about them. You: They preach universal love Stranger: okay You: and are dirty. Stranger: some of them are Stranger: taking drugs You: All of them are dirty. You: They're also all high. You: ALl of them. You: ALL. Stranger: exchanging sex parterners Stranger: that's indeed dirty Stranger: but I am not a hippy Stranger: i don't even know any hippy in person You: You are a hippy. Stranger: i don't really care what you say You: I always tell the truth. You: You are a hippy. Stranger: just to tell you that I love you You: Denial doesn't help you. You: You can deny all you like. Stranger: okay You: Hippy Stranger: okay Stranger: today in omegle someone called me hippy Stranger: an experience worth remembering You: I didn't call you hippy Stranger: what's your purpose of coming here You: That's like saying I called a caucasion person white. Stranger: paly jokes on people? You: What's YOUR purpose in coming here? You: To spread your hippy-dippy love? Stranger: language exchange actually You: Why do I come here? You: Why do -I- come here> You: Hippies You: Hippies are why I come here Stranger: you don't really need to answer You: There are hippies on Omegle. Hundreds and hundreds of 'em. I hate 'em. You: I'm not strong enough to deal with 'em on my own, but I've got my tricks. Stranger: so if you think it's stupid to talk to me, who is not a hippy Stranger: just disconnect Stranger: thank you for talking to me You: There are little tricks all throughout this place. The hippies don't know about 'em, but I do -- I know every inch of 'em like the back of my hand. You: I stay out of sight, and I build traps, and I bide my time Stranger: okay okay, you are smart then Stranger: would you mind me disconnecting You: You're a hippy. You: You do what you want You: That's your way. You: Crusty, dirty, filthy hippies. Stranger: okay, my best wishes for you. Actually, though the world is getting cold, you don't need to be so cynical You: NO respect for anybody but each other. You: Preaching their free love You: You hippies are all alike. You: Don't even TRY to defend your hippy lifestyle. You: You can say NOTHING to make it acceptable. Stranger: you've been hurt by a hippy or something? You: You You: You don't know who I am. Stranger: okay You: I am the ghost of Jerry Garcia You: You think I don't know hippies?! Stranger: I'd like to know if you like to be honest Stranger: well I am 18 female Stranger: student Stranger: okay? You: YOU THINK THAT THE GHOST OF JERRY GARCIA DOES NOT KNOW HIPPIES? You: You would be mistaken You: An 18 year old female student You: I don't believe it. Stranger: sorry I don't know what that jerry is You: There are no girls on the internet. Stranger: okay You: Just look it up. You: There are no girls on the internet. Stranger: I don't force you to believe in me Stranger: I am You: You don't believe in me. Stranger: you don't talk very normal You: I talk very normally. Stranger: that's why I think it's hard to believe You: My grammar is immaculate. Stranger: okay sorry for the english Stranger: it's not my native language You: Oh really? You: What is? Stranger: chinese, but I can speak german You: Chinese You: You are in China? Stranger: yeah You: Why? Stranger: born here You: Why are you still there? You: Do you hate your government? Stranger: I'll leave it in the future Stranger: I don't like it Stranger: really You: Don't they watch everything you say? You: On the internet? Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: not that terrible You: If you were to go into the centre of the city and yell about how much you hate them would they arrest you? Stranger: I guess so You: Why? Stranger: we don't have much freedom of speech here Stranger: you know You: You know You: You should probably leave China in that case. Stranger: but actually if you don't talk much about politics in a negative way Stranger: it's okay Stranger: yeah You: If everybody hates the government then just overthrow it. You: Start a revolution. Stranger: I want to immigrant somewhere else You: emegrate. You: Not immigrant Stranger: you know the situation is complex You: When you leave You: You emegrate. Stranger: okay thank you You: Immigrate is coming in. You: Emegrate is going out. Stranger: ah, thank you so much Stranger: I want to emegrate You: To where? Stranger: and immigrate to Canada You: Canada? You: Why Canada? Stranger: I love it Stranger: beautiful nature You: Why not the shiny happy United States of America? Stranger: the US is dark You: Dark? Stranger: filled with violence Stranger: and discrimination You: The united states is a shining bastion of freedom. You: Um You: I hate to inform you Stranger: not really You: But so is Canada. Stranger: I know Stranger: I have friends from both countries You: Have you met the Quebecois? You: They hate everybody in the world except themselves. You: And they're all over Canada. You: Especially in Quebec Stranger: ah, actully Stranger: we are humans You: They're like the French You: But worse. Stranger: and actually it's hard to find a place where people really live in peace You: Canada's health care is also famously poor. You: So good luck with that. Stranger: better than the one in America You: Actually? You: Not at all? You: America you don't need to wait two years for an operation. Stranger: ah, that's a problem You: A pretty large problem. Stranger: so I guess you are from America You: I am? You: I'm simply a person well-versed in international affairs. Stranger: see, the society here makes you so cynical Stranger: okay You: Society where? You: I'm not cynical You: I'm simply observant. Stranger: okay Stranger: friend it's nice talking to you You: I see things and I call them like I see them. Stranger: but I have to have my lunch now You: And I can tell you that Canada is not the magic answer to all of your problems. Stranger: I know that You: And that in many ways it is utterly inferior to the united states. Stranger: okay You: This is a serious, life-changing decision you plan on making. You: DON'T MESS IT UP. Stranger: thank you for your advise You: Chai. Stranger: but those are far away things Stranger: I don't really know whether I can make it Stranger: coz I need to work first You: Work? You: What sort of work? Stranger: or win a scholarship Stranger: translator or something Stranger: there is a long way to go You: 你有一个理想的工作吗? Stranger: I am at university now Stranger: and I will work when I graduate Stranger: my ideal job is a good translator Stranger: thank you for your chinese question You: 你不想更令人兴奋的工作吗? Stranger: but languages are my greatest love Stranger: I would like to be a teacher though Stranger: I am sorry Stranger: but I really have to go now Stranger: my mom is calling me for lunch You: 我有一个朋友谁讲六种语言。我知道一个女人谁讲12种语言。 Stranger: wow Stranger: that's cool You: INDEED IT IS Stranger: I only know three You: I am a cool person. You: And so are they. Stranger: eh, Stranger: I have to say goodbye now You: Enjoy your food. Stranger: thank you very much for your time You: I enjoy your food. Stranger: I can't cook though You: Chinese food is my favourite type. Stranger: thank you Stranger: hard to cook You: I cook all the time. You: It just takes practice. Stranger: ah that's nice You: Like any skill. Stranger: I'd never like to cook Stranger: I guess I'll either eat out in the future You: A meal tastes better if you cook it yourself. Stranger: or marry a man who can cook You: Because you can taste your effort. Stranger: yeah You: And it tastes good! Stranger: yeah Stranger: i have noodles this noon Stranger: so bye for now You: I always wondered why General Tso's chicken was named as such. Stranger: i don't know either You: He did not invent it. You: He has no connection. You: I have done research. Stranger: ah please Stranger: are you here You: Please and thank you! You: They are the magic words. Stranger: I mean wanna talk later Stranger: yeah Stranger: i agree Stranger: but have to go now Stranger: you disconnect You: Enjoy your lunch. Stranger: thanks You: I don't like disconnecting. Stranger: me either You: A PROBLEM HAS PRESENTED ITSELF Stranger: okay, I leave it here You: hurrrr (TIMESTAMP: 12:12 AM EST) TO BE CONTINUED ONCE SHE RETURNS |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jul 12 2009, 01:25 PM Post #27 |
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TIMESTAMP 1:00 AM EST Stranger: he Stranger: well, Stranger: I am back You: What a coincidence. I was just going to sleep. You: I'll leave this window open though. You: If I get disconnected, them's the shakes. Stranger: okay Stranger: actually I need to wash the dishes Stranger: just come here to close the window Stranger: if you are in the US, it must be late at night Stranger: sweet dreams You: Hah You: I sleep when I want. Stranger: it's too hot here Stranger: can't sleep at noon You: I can sleep when I want. Stranger: envy you haah You: Et alors, je me dors. Stranger: what's that Stranger: your language?> You: Oh You: It's French Stranger: sorry You: "And now, I sleep." Stranger: I only know german Stranger: a few french words like bonjour Stranger: merci Stranger: are you from France You: Maybe You: But as I said, now I sleep. You: Good bye Hippy Stranger: okay Stranger: I am not a Hippy/ sweet dreams Stranger: hi, friend Stranger: are you still sleeping Stranger: wow, you slept really long Stranger: i have to go now Stranger: thank you for talking to me Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. TIMESTAMP (as of when I woke up) 9:00 AM EST TIME TO BEAT: 9 hours |
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| Janyel | Jul 12 2009, 05:21 PM Post #28 |
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You certainly win in the "have a normal if slightly insulting conversation with long breaks while misspelling 'hippie' a lot" contest. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 15 2009, 07:50 PM Post #29 |
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Emigrate. Also close the internet, Janyel wins. |
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| LordHuffnPuff | Jul 16 2009, 02:31 AM Post #30 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: im a pencil You: Hi You: I'm a pen Stranger: good Stranger: where are you from You: Pen Island You: Duh You: Where else are pens from? Stranger: are you female ? You: Pens don't have genders. You: What type of pencil are you? You: #2? Stranger: :) You: D: You have disconnected. |
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