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Canadian Temperature Conversion; For everyone wanting a joke..
Topic Started: Jan 27 2009, 08:45 PM (718 Views)
Doublehawk
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50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup.

^^Last one made me laugh the hardest, cause I am a hardcore Leafs fan.Have fun guys.
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Spartan
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lawl, pretty funny shit. Cept you forgot one part

After Hell Freezes over, Canadians put a coat on.
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noskillzzz
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canada sucks

lawl im gonna get flamed
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Not many Canadians on these forums, but yes. We'll beat you down with hockey sticks, throw our Lacrosse sticks at you and destroy your house by throwing curling rocks at it.
I think I speak for all Canadians when I say that.
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Jan 27 2009, 04:50 PM
Not many Canadians on these forums, but yes. We'll beat you down with hockey sticks, throw our Lacrosse sticks at you and destroy your house by throwing curling rocks at it.
I think I speak for all Canadians when I say that.

They will also say "EH?" until you beat your ears till youre deaf.
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Canadian pride.:D
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lol @ making fun of canadians

I shouldn't say anything though because it's very easy to make fun of americans (fattest nation, etc.)
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FoShizzle17
Jan 27 2009, 06:10 PM
lol @ making fun of canadians

I shouldn't say anything though because it's very easy to make fun of americans (fattest nation, etc.)

most awesome nation, U MESS WITH US, WE HAZ NUKES.
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No, Obama isn't gonna push the Red Button just cause its colorful (Lol stupid Bush)
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Jan 27 2009, 09:25 PM
FoShizzle17
Jan 27 2009, 06:10 PM
lol @ making fun of canadians

I shouldn't say anything though because it's very easy to make fun of americans (fattest nation, etc.)

most awesome nation, U MESS WITH US, WE HAZ NUKES.

Let's hope you can even get to the nuke/nuke launch button. Mess with us and we got hockey sticks.
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CANADA IS FTW! Right Hawk?
RIP [AoD]... ill miss you

im back after 1 long year of no cspsp !!
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Well I didn't mean for this thread to turn into a Canada vs America debate, but it seems thats what it evolved into. Yes zixen, Canada is for the win, except Harper. I wanted Harper out very badly and he stayed in <_<
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lawl i just wanted to get flammed :P
ill get flamed in couple of months anyway or will I :P
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I seriously think Canada is the best country technically speaking. I mean, look at our huge territory, and we're only 35million or so. We have all these water sources, 4 great seasons, alot of immigrants, we're not poor etc. etc.

I love Canada :)
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Doublehawk, you still fell in an ice hole HAHAHA
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