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LOOOOL!; OMFG
Topic Started: Feb 3 2009, 08:34 PM (884 Views)
darkSymphonie
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Wow Doublehawk, you're soooo mean....
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Hero2
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Feb 6 2009, 12:29 PM
Lol its what I still remember of my short time learning C++ (before giving it up) Thats why its all broken and very bad.
The rant function's made up, as ninja said.

It is very BAD programming, if I do say so myself. The true program would be written like so:

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#include <stdio.h> /*holds file io functions (including printf becuz printf is an output function to the screen) */


int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
    printf("That is where you are wrong.\n");
    printf("See, up here in Canuckistan, we have Provinces and Territories. One of them doesn't count though.");
    printf("She happens to live in this Frenchie-infested province called Quebec. But its not really a province to everyone living outside of it, therefore it is not Canada. Quebecois are rat bastards from what I hear. If you speak English, they'll talk to you in French and be bitches to you.\n");

    printf("Anywho, Quebec=not in Canada. So, people from Quebec=not Canadian. Plus she's probably too blazed to even think. Must've taken her an hour to type that all out cause the keys were all smiley faces and flashing colors.\n");

    printf("I am Canadian. I know funny. This is not funny.\n");

    return 0;
}

Anyway, there was alot of errors in Doublehawk's post, but I won't waste your time with them.
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BadAssNinja
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Hero2
Feb 8 2009, 07:07 PM
Doublehawk
Feb 6 2009, 12:29 PM
Lol its what I still remember of my short time learning C++ (before giving it up) Thats why its all broken and very bad.
The rant function's made up, as ninja said.

It is very BAD programming, if I do say so myself. The true program would be written like so:

Code:
 

#include <stdio.h> /*holds file io functions (including printf becuz printf is an output function to the screen) */


int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
    printf("That is where you are wrong.\n");
    printf("See, up here in Canuckistan, we have Provinces and Territories. One of them doesn't count though.");
    printf("She happens to live in this Frenchie-infested province called Quebec. But its not really a province to everyone living outside of it, therefore it is not Canada. Quebecois are rat bastards from what I hear. If you speak English, they'll talk to you in French and be bitches to you.\n");

    printf("Anywho, Quebec=not in Canada. So, people from Quebec=not Canadian. Plus she's probably too blazed to even think. Must've taken her an hour to type that all out cause the keys were all smiley faces and flashing colors.\n");

    printf("I am Canadian. I know funny. This is not funny.\n");

    return 0;
}

Anyway, there was alot of errors in Doublehawk's post, but I won't waste your time with them.

Amazing. Ur never here anymore ><.
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