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Diamond confirmed as hardest known metal
Topic Started: Mar 26 2012, 11:04 PM (2,316 Views)
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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man.
The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car.
Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun,
saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour,
and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron,
and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.
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Diamonds aren't metal.
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Mar 26 2012, 11:45 PM
Diamonds aren't metal.
Diamonds are pure crystallic carbon. Carbon isn"t metal.

But hey, if pizza is a vegetable...?
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OMG, Diamond is carbon, crystallic carbon! Who the fouck wrote this article? Whoever he is he misinforms people! :o
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Oh yeah let's just state the obvious three times in a row...

PS Vegetable is a grocery store term giving the edible parts of plants (fruits, seeds, etc.) a name. There is no difference between fruits and vegetables since all fruits and "vegetables" are plants to begin with. Ultimately, seed-producing vascular plants (gymnosperms and angiosperms) produce seeds and around the seed forms a energy source (fruit) for the seed. There are no vegetables in the world of science, only when we go to get "vegetarian" food from the grocery store. Oh yeah and some plants do reproduce sexually.
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This thread is also an obvious noobtrap.
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Did they really build a car made of diamond? I bet that car costs $10000000000000


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Mar 27 2012, 12:50 PM
This thread is also an obvious noobtrap.
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So are vegetables.
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Mar 27 2012, 06:29 PM
So are vegetables.
please, do not spam like Xandros


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Mar 27 2012, 08:35 PM
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Mar 27 2012, 06:29 PM
So are vegetables.
please, do not spam like Xandros
Who are you to tell me not to spam. Weren't you that kid who was abusing your GSHI admin abilities?

PS That wasn't spam, it was something the discussion led to.
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Mar 27 2012, 08:49 PM
-Vlad1k
Mar 27 2012, 08:35 PM
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Mar 27 2012, 06:29 PM
So are vegetables.
please, do not spam like Xandros
Who are you to tell me not to spam. Weren't you that kid who was abusing your GSHI admin abilities?

PS That wasn't spam, it was something the discussion led to.
Tell me how I was abusing?


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I find this Very interesting.
I clearly don't give a shit of what may need to go here, with that thought in mind, bye!
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Mar 27 2012, 04:08 PM
Did they really build a car made of diamond? I bet that car costs $10000000000000
Oh yea they also build a wall that saved us from a huge meteorite. Thank god for building a diamond wall that big I wonder if our planet even has that much diamond, you see all the stars at night? Those are the diamond particles that shine down when the sun setting down. Pretty good huh?



I also happen to be a master ninja and Xandros is the lord of the void, pretty cool yea?
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Mar 28 2012, 02:41 AM
-Vlad1k
Mar 27 2012, 04:08 PM
Did they really build a car made of diamond? I bet that car costs $10000000000000
Oh yea they also build a wall that saved us from a huge meteorite. Thank god for building a diamond wall that big I wonder if our planet even has that much diamond, you see all the stars at night? Those are the diamond particles that shine down when the sun setting down. Pretty good huh?



I also happen to be a master ninja and Xandros is the lord of the void, pretty cool yea?
You are a complete dumbfuck.


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