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Rise and shine, once more, Campers! This will be the final time you'll hear this announcement.. Sorta. I'll explain later Anyway, congrats on making it this far! Luckily, nobody's gotten injured or sick, although we did LOSE several campers along the way. I'm sure they'll all turn around eventually. Well, welcome to the final day! Three more challenges, and you're done (again, sorta.) But first, I have a few comments to make. First of all, yesterday I meant to say do Pwong on Normal:Medium instead of Normal:Easy, but I must have forgotten. That being said, only one person did Normal:Medium and he's the highest scorer. Sorry about that. Second, just want to remind everyone to read the events fully. Remember the team flag yesterday? I said it must have a camp related background, the words "Camp Corn" and the motto... I received two without a motto. I decided to automatically disqualify them for placing, but still be an entry point. So I guess my only comment for today would be to READ the events FULLY! Good luck and, first, here are the results from yesterday! Pwong 2
Spoiler: click to toggle 1st: Icyflames (709 points!) 2nd: Jack (664 points!) 3rd: Brad (574 points!) Ask and you shall receive proof  Fanfic Writing Contest
Spoiler: click to toggle 1st: Jack (warning: minor language) Spoiler: click to toggle Dr. Fetus stomped around the smoking wreckage of the television. His black, finely made tuxedo suit and swishing cape were slightly torn by the rubble, but the robotic parts and the glass, monocled dome remained intact, as did his top hat. The explosion was a sore remembrance of what he had previously been capable of, before his second birth. His hired servant, Jensen, walked into the room. “Really, sir, that is the fourth one today,” Jensen said in a clipped British accent, pulling out a broom. “I hate him!” Dr. Fetus replied. “He gets all the attention, and I’m left in the dust, a husk of my former self!” “I know, sir. Please, calm down. You know what could happen.” Dr. Fetus glared at Jensen. He was in no mood to calm down. “I destroyed the world, and he still beat me!” he shouted, making Jensen wince. “I did every single thing I could, to destroy him and make...her...love me, and I lost. He won, dammit, Jensen, he won!” “Shall I get another game set up, sir? Shredding Meat Boy against your saw traps always seems to cheer you up.” “DON’T SAY HIS NAME!” Dr. Fetus bellowed, lunging at Jensen, who calmly stepped backward. “My apologies, sir. Would you like me to?” Dr. Fetus sighed bitterly. “Maybe. It does feel good, to see his constant look of surprise when I once again kidnap her, to throw him against Lil’ Slugger again and again, until his blood has caked all...” An exultant tone came into Dr. Fetus’s voice, and a glorious look appeared in his eyes, but it soon vanished. “But there will always come a time, when, once again, that fool will beat me. I can never play the game, for even if my character wins, I still lose.” He growled in frustration and kicked a chair. Jensen nodded, perfectly aware of his master’s vicious moods. “Very well, sir,” Jensen said, backing out of the room. Dr. Fetus barely acknowledged his going, instead sitting back on the couch. From a shirt pocket, he pulled a battered remote control, with a single button. It was a cruel reminder of what had come before. Before he had fallen, before she had crushed him, before his second birth. So many things he had done with this remote, so many ways to hurt that wretched, undying, skinless bastard. But his second birth had weakened his once sharp mind. The remote had been enough to get him into the world, and to help build him a new suit. That was all. He had tried, so many times, knowing that, if he could just repair the remote, he could restore himself to his former glory. In the right hands, that remote had done many things, and in the wrong, so much more. He smiled a bitter, wicked smile at the memories. The suit had been enough to get him to the other side of the world, away from her and that bleeding, pathetic beast she dated. Jensen, an unbelievably rich man, had found him, and soon found himself forcibly under the control of Dr. Fetus. With Jensen’s funds, Dr. Fetus had managed to take over that part of the world, soaking the soil with the vital juices of his opponents. His mind may have been lost, but he still had his raw, brute strength, and army of powerful supporters left over from the Rapture. He almost regretted the loss of that turncoat, Brownie. He had so much potential... With nearly unlimited funds, and Jensen as a personal servant, Dr. Fetus had relaxed into a casual life of luxury, his robotic suit finer than ever, the fluid inside keeping him alive, but he was always bitter, constantly reminiscing about what had been lost. He was nothing more than a common thug, these days. He didn’t deserve the title of Doctor, and he knew it. He thought back to his days of conquest. After his childhood, well into his peak years. He had done so much. It had begun with birth, really, but the final segment started in a flurry of fists, and a kidnapping... 2nd: Corny Spoiler: click to toggle THE SMALL TOWN PENGUIN It was a bright, cloudless day in the beautiful town of JONAS!. You could tell it had just rained by the rainbow soaring across the sky. I marveled at the green grass and the turquoise water. I haven't been here in a long time, so I missed my home and my neighbors. If only I didn't have to go so far away for school.
Before I did absolutely anything, I had to go see how my house was. It still had the stunning purple roof and everything was the way I left it last Summer. I decided to go out and visit everyone and everything, the town hall, the shop, the tailors, the museum, the gate, and of course, all my amazing neighbors. Everyone at all the buildings were ecstatic, so now I must go visit my neighbors! I had walked to Jermiah's house to find Peanut visiting with him, so one less house I have to go to! We had talked about what had gone on in the town the past year, how i'm doing in school, and things like that. It was so fun to catch up with them! Next, I had went over to Cube's house to discover him playing some game called Guitar Hero. He had the music blasting and he was rocking! Once he was finished his song, he decided to let me play drums while we conversed and rocked to the music. He was on expert guitar and I was on easy drums. After awhile, I just gave up. I wasn't good at it. "Hey Cube, do you mind if I record you playing and put you on YouBucket?" I asked. "Sure, go right ahead." He replies. So I pull out my video camera and he begins the song "21st Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson. Once he finishes that song, I tell him i'm heading out. I was so amazed by the talent he has that as soon as I left, I was onto my home computer uploading that video to YouBucket. It was late by then so I just decided to go to sleep. I woke up about nine the next morning. The first thing I did was check the video I had put online last night of Cube rocking out. I looked at the views and it said five hundred sixty-seven thousand, three hundred eighty-nine. FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY-NINE. FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY-NINE. I was shocked beyond belief. I raced down to Cube's house to show him what had happened. He was just as shocked. I tried to not make a big deal out of it, and I didn't. For about three days, I just got used to living in JONAS! again. But, after those three days. Cube had come over to my house to tell me about a talent searcher who had come down there with a guitar and had gotten Cube to try a real guitar and how good he was. Of course he didn't know the notes and things, but he could get lessons for that. Cube did exceptionally well for someone who has never played a real guitar before. He had given him his card and told him they'd keep in touch. How amazing!!
Three years later, Cube was moving out of JONAS!. He was moving into sunny Los Angelas, where he would record music with his successful, and finally taking off band, the Looneys. It amazed me how talented some people are without them knowing their talent. The next thing you knew, Cube was all over the magazines and TV being the best penguin to ever exist. He was now a Guitar Hero. 3rd: NOBODY! Only two ELIGIBLE entries. :| Camp Flag Contest
Spoiler: click to toggle 1st: Jack Spoiler: click to toggle 2nd: Elliot Spoiler: click to toggle 3rd: Corny Spoiler: click to toggle Overall, a somewhat successful day. However, cabins one and two are still dominating the boards with a three day winning streak. We want a chance for them to catch up (because, let's face it, the only way it's possible is if they dominate the board today... And that's not gonna happen.) So, I had an idea. To read about it and more important Camp Corn information, visit this page: IMPORTANT CAMP CORN UPDATE Make sure to check that out, and look! I think I see today's challenges on their way (MAKE SURE TO READ THEM ALL FULLY!!) ART Letters to home Well, it's been a long week here at Camp Corn. I'm sure your parents are missing you! Why don't you write them a letter saying that you're not dead and having a good time? Trust me, we have high speed mail here at Camp Corn. It will arrive the minute you send it... Don't ask how. Anyway, I need you guys to write your parents. Last thing I need is a nervous parent suing... Hehehe.... The letter can be any length, any contents, any specifications. Just don't make it "DEAR MOM AND DAD: I AM HAVING FUN. LOVE, BOB" and also don't make it a novel. I'm sure you can find a good length. Make it funny, make it fun to read, and maybe include some of your fellow campers' names! I look forward to intercepting the mail to read these >: D FLASH Pacman Wakawakawakawakawak.... Oh, you're here. Ahem. Today's flash game is the ever so popular Pacman. I'm sure you know how to play. Just keep playing until you get a highscore, then PM me the entry. Good luck! Here's a link. http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/pacman_flash/ MISC Demotivational Poster Making I'm sure you all know about Demotivational Posters, right? You know, funny versions of Motivational Posters... Here's an example. Spoiler: click to toggle I want you to create one yourself! Here's what you gotta do. http://diy.despair.com/ <---Visit this website first. Next, save a funny picture that you want to caption to your computer. Then, upload the picture by following the rules on the website. Then, come up with a funny caption for it, print screen, and send it to me! (I guess there's also a way to save your image if you look right below the maker itself, but whatever you find easier... Do!) I wish you the best of luck on your final day. Have fun, read the important camp update, and seeya later on!
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