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Games and Stuff; Gaming talk, and so forth...
Topic Started: Oct 18 2004, 05:49 AM (230,164 Views)
femmesimonbelmont
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Maybe if Cthulu and Satan teamed up to drive humanity into *mass hysteria...and became some kind of freaky hybrid...

Satan...Now with 10 x the tentacle rape!

*unintentionally that originally read ass.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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femmesimonbelmont,Sep 22 2006
06:09 PM
Maybe if Cthulu and Satan teamed up to drive humanity into *mass hysteria...and became some kind of freaky hybrid...

Satan...Now with 10 x the tentacle rape!

*unintentionally that originally read ass.

Okay. That works as the second form, but the first form he needs to look like Dracula.
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femmesimonbelmont
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I'm down with that.
But he's gotta' be the super zombie special dracula -- green and rotting. Possibly flinging body parts at you like like Kraid in super metroid.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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Arc
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ANTI-MATTER FANGS!

*shot*
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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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Alan Bates
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Decaying zombie Dracula that turns into a mix of Cthulhu and the Devil.

I don't think we can top that as a last boss.
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Juron Pilo
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Alan Bates,Sep 22 2006
08:10 PM
femmesimonbelmont,Sep 22 2006
06:09 PM
Maybe if Cthulu and Satan teamed up to drive humanity into *mass hysteria...and became some kind of freaky hybrid...

Satan...Now with 10 x the tentacle rape!

*unintentionally that originally read ass.

Okay. That works as the second form, but the first form he needs to look like Dracula.

Except with long thick golden hair.

edit: unfair, I was interrupted!
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Just Jon
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Could toss in Kefka for the hell of it.
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femmesimonbelmont
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Oh I think we can, we just need a really over-the-top punchline.

His last form can be president Bush (too typical), the pope (too dull) or Car fucking your mother (...)
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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Juron Pilo
 
Except with long thick golden hair.

No!
*beats Juron with a stick*

Just Jon
 
Could toss in Kefka for the hell of it.

No!
*beats Jon with Juron*
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Just Jon
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Or a mix of all three. Bush with green hair and the pope hat fucking your mother.

Edit: Gah! Ow! Put that thing away, it's all squishy!
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and Bob's your uncle!
Gasp, what a horrible vision!
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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Arc
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Car in a mighter hat....with anit-matter-*shot, stabbed, poisoned, tossed into ice river*
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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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I recomend President Bush, wearing a scantly clad version of the POpe's Outfit, the Hat beign the only full sized article of clothing, with long flowign silver hair that eventually turns gold and starts glowing. And then Bush develops pink fur all over the place.
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Arc,Sep 22 2006
06:16 PM
Car in a mighter hat....with anit-matter-*shot, stabbed, poisoned, tossed into ice river*

*then beat with Jon*

We've got zombie Dracula that turns into tencatle monster Satan. That's perfect for a cheesy monster finish. It doesn't get better! EVER!
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Jewthulhu,Sep 22 2006
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I recomend President Bush, wearing a scantly clad version of the POpe's Outfit, the Hat beign the only full sized article of clothing, with long flowign silver hair that eventually turns gold and starts glowing. And then Bush develops pink fur all over the place.

This is why you will never be a game master! *breaks all of Jewthy's tentacles and throws him into a river of boiling oil*
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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Just Jon
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But there's no mummy OR wolfman present!
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Juron Pilo
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Dracula ranks above Death too. Thats just wrong somehow.

edit: Then again, there is the whole "Dracula is immortal" thing.
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Yes it does. Tentacle monster satan wearing the Pope Hat, a Mankini and pink fur, flowing silver/gold glowy hair, and a sash that says Mr. President.
triplebaron.
Edit: Until 1999.
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Just Jon,Sep 22 2006
06:19 PM
But there's no mummy OR wolfman present!

Those will be features elsewhere. You can't throw all your monsters out at once. There's no build up.
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Just Jon
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Bah, fine, I guess tentacle rotting dracusatan will have to do...

...Can he hold a scythe?
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