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Games and Stuff; Gaming talk, and so forth...
Topic Started: Oct 18 2004, 05:49 AM (230,128 Views)
MikePB
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Yeah... and on further contemplation, the accent bothers me FAR more...
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Drekal
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You're all familiar with the "Bastard Sword", right?


Is it wrong that I intend on having a "Son of a Bitch" sword in my game? Be honest.


Also, a "Mouldy old Sausage" will be an equippable weapon.



I'm slipping off the edge here, methinks.
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A "Son of a Bitch" Sword sounds cool. But you also have to include the "Motherfucker" and "Asshole" Swords.
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Drekal
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I was gonna go with "Ass-hat", actually. But you have the right idea.
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the name bastard sword actually makes sense though, because it's a bastard crossbreed between two types of sword.


this in mind, the other swords must keep in with their name. for instance, the asshole sword should stink.

a lot.


and the motherfucker sword can be Car's wooden sword that he hits mailboxes with.
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Alan Bates
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Honestly, I don't care much for the new sword ideas. it just comes across as being too juvenile and vulgar for no particular reason.

It's not even funny really. At least with the bastard sword it actually is a real weapon.
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Thinking about it, I have to agree with Alan at least partially.

You should choose one of the curse swords to include, and ditch the others.
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Juron Pilo
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Instead, make the bastard sword a pop culture reference, and swing some famous person around. Or something. I don't know.
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Drekal
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Bah, I'll just drop it. Alan is right, it's juvenile, and I can be much, much smarter than this.

The mouldy sausage stays though. I like the idea of having weird stuff as weapons.


Like, maybe a screwdriver. Used simillarly to a dagger, and also plays a role in sub-quests.
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What about a crazy bastard sword? Maybe someone who tries to hit you drops it. Incredibly rarely.

Okay, that's all the stupid jokes for this month.
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What about the Fat Bastard Sword?
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Drekal
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I really, really doubt that. As depressing as the fact may seem, there is no budget for the sheer volume of stupid jokes the Universe can throw at you.

Like, say, slipping on a banana peel, and falling down an up escalator.


Eh, that might be okay... Decrease Evade and Speed like a sonuvabitch, increase attack and accuracy...Might work.
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Frozen Tuna!
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MikePB
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heh... Dark Cloud had that as a weapon...
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That would be why I said that. :P
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I think swordfish would work better as a weapon, perhaps it would be a spear type weapon.
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Eh, the spear-type weapon user in that game was so pointless.

Besides, Frozen Tuna was funnier. Particularly since you could actually upgrade it into a real weapon.
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Nemesis.

*quack*
Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!!

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*throws some breadcrumbs at Iye*
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*steals the breadcrumbs, puts them in Iye's hair*
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