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Games and Stuff; Gaming talk, and so forth...
Topic Started: Oct 18 2004, 05:49 AM (231,403 Views)
Forever Zero
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Soylent Green is a disgusting idea, my psychotic friend Big...

But as to the question, I think we should just replace them. Seriously, if you don't want to work with Doom, then you're against Doom. There should be examinations and tests to find suitable replacements for all of them that are skilled, yet loyal to the Doom Regime. Then when the time is right, all the previous leaders should be executed by their replacements.
"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."
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Just Jon
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Executed and thrown to the oil machines! I love it!

Big, your rebuttel?
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Big McStrongmuscle
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Keep a Doom-bot behind each of them, poking them with a pointy stick every time they start to look sad. Soon, their happiness at the reign of Doom will be conditioned! Meanwhile, I live it up in the Lab, secreted away beneath the Earth's crust. Everybody wins.
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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But how long can you avoid Doom's onslaught living in a crusty lab?
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Big McStrongmuscle
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Survival is boring. I'm gonna party till supplies run out, then emerge through the surface and raid a 7-11 for more!
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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Excellent choice! Now, last question, as we're taking up Doom airtime, and I don't wanna be here when it runs out:

There have been mention of a group of "punks" that have attempted to thwart Doom. Their leady is said to have spiky hair that doesn't obey the laws of aerodynamics and carries a sword five times too large for his slender frame. Your thoughts, starting with Big, who won the coin toss backstage.
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What if Doom gets rid of the 7-11s?
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Big McStrongmuscle
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*Hides Sword of Compensation*

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!

*Turns up sound system*
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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Er, alright... *yells* FZ, what are your ideas of the would be heros and how to eliminate them?
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Forever Zero
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We need to lure them all into a trap, and crush them once and for all. We use a gethering for a "Real Appearance" of Doom, but instead use a very sophisticated DoomBot that is indistinguishable from the real thing. Then when the Heroes arrive to thwart Doom, we charge them with hundreds of regular DoomBots, and anything else Doom has. Then when they are captured or killed, they are seperated and sent all over the globe to be executed as Doom sees fit.
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A plan I'm sure even Doom would say "Better then nothing" to!

And that's all the time we have for this week! Join us next week when we'll be interviewing our lord and Master Doom, and find out exactly what it is he plans to do with all of us! We'll also have Ou Des and Vortex in, to fight one another to the death! You won't want to miss it! Goodnight, Latveria!
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Ou des
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I look forward to this test of hand to hand combat!
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*gives Doom the plans to the DT*
That should get rid of him... Bwahaha...
Who iz theese "Mecha"? I am Nottaguy Endisguise!
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Big McStrongmuscle
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Depends. Doom might be clever enough to make the thing work. If that's the case, we should probably surrender now.
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Forever Zero
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It funny how everyone constantly underestimates Doom...
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Just Jon
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It's how we've gotten by so far.
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Big McStrongmuscle
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I was never into comic books, but from my understanding, he can do anything thats possible to do, and then some. I prefer to bank on Doom's apathy, what with giving up control of the Earth three times cause he got bored.
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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He was, like, one of the first intelligent godmodders. Superman was a punk godmodder, who just had a bunch of powers. Doom "gained" those powers, has a "scar" he hides and can do a bunch of crazy shit.

Please, FZ does that all the time, and he doesn't get no respect.
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Big McStrongmuscle
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What, give up control of the Earth? Still doesn't change the fact that I doubt Doom would bother.
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Forever Zero
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I earned my powers, but that was before this forum. A scar is irrelevant to powers. And I don't get any respect because you people suck.
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