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| Games and Stuff; Gaming talk, and so forth... | |
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| MFD | Aug 20 2005, 07:07 AM Post #10421 |
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THIEF!
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And now, thanks to the inspiration of the Star Wars BBE, I present: METAL GEAR SOLID: BREADBOX EDITION Int. FOXHOUND HQ CAMPBELL: Terrorists have taken over a nuclear facility, and are threatening to launch a nuclear attack if we don't give them Big Boss's remains within 24 hours! Are you a bad enough dude to stop them, Snake? SNAKE: They want Big Boss's charred corpse? Do we even have that still? CAMPBELL: Maybe. I'm sure that it's unimportant. SNAKE: Are you sure that you're telling me everything? CAMPBELL: Yep! Now off you go! SNAKE: Where's my equipment? CAMPBELL: You don't need equipment. Now, shoo! Int. Cargo docks. LIQUID warns SOLDIERS that SNAKE is coming through. SNAKE manages to SNEAK BY THEM ANYWAYS because he's THAT good. Ext. Helipad. LIQUID shows off his leet copter skills. Like they'll help him later. MEI LING: Hi, I'll be saving your game! SNAKE: This is a game to you? PLAYER: Well, yeah. DUH. MEI LING: Well, no. But Snake, remember: "He who laughs last..." SNAKE: What are you babbling about? Keep these channels open! Int. Vents. SNAKE: Damn, that's hot. Now, where's the DARPA Chief? Int. Chief's cell. CHIEF: Yeah, we got a Metal Gear here. SNAKE: Interesting. Tell me more. CHIEF: The terrorists know how to arm it, and-- CHIEF dies of a totally INNOCUOUS HEART ATTACK. SNAKE: Well, at least I don't have to drag an old man around with me. More |
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| Alphawolf55 | Aug 20 2005, 07:17 AM Post #10422 |
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I got a (sort of) gaming dilemina...I'm a pretty big Zelda nerd and it was just my birthday, for that birthday I got about 260 bucks. so what do I do with it? Well to be nice I spend 70 of it on my friends (since I originally just planned to spend like a hundred on my self and all the rest on my friend's since that's the usual for me) In fact I bought them RE4, and Jade Empire. Now I found this auction today Dreams do come true... But here's the thing, its all together after shipping 225, and that's 27 more then I got and even if I get that money in the right amount of days, I still have to have 50 for my car registration, 100 for the two friend's birthdays coming up, and some money for other things. Now I could get a job, but I don't know how long that might take, but I do plan to get one. Now here's the thing? Do I spend all my money on the thing that's for show, or do I save my money up? I mean...me wanting something for myself is pretty rare and I don't often enough tend to my own needs, so what do you guys think I should do? Buy the sword or not and save? |
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<img src="http://i1.endoftheinter.net/i/n/8f19b90f194b8c7e52fc31ec2cbbcb78/cookie monster smile.gif" /> I dare you to look at this and not smile at least a little. | |
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| CO Cheddar | Aug 20 2005, 01:00 PM Post #10423 |
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Hmm... that sword is really sweet, but it is also really expensive. I dunno what to say, really. When you say save up your money, what are you thinking of saving it for, if anything? I guess there's no real reason to ask; I really can't help you on this one, so it's up to you whether the sword is worth it or not. |
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| Carmichael Micaalus | Aug 20 2005, 06:31 PM Post #10424 |
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Secretary of Maternal Relations
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Heh heh heh, hat was pretty awesome MFD. |
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There used to be an image here telling you to vote, but then Photobucket, the image site made to allow you to do third party hosting, no longer allows third party hosting without throwing a shitload of money at them... and I can barely afford to eat. So no you get some text of me bitching about it, yaaay! Also, go vote. Everyday I'm tumbl'n. "This bitch is makin' me all Paru..." ~Hang in There, Kogasa-san! | |
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| MFD | Aug 20 2005, 07:27 PM Post #10425 |
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THIEF!
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Yeah, my computer crapped out when posting for some reason... I had a bit more. Here you go! --- MGS:BBE Part 2 Int. C4 Room, where BAKER is tied to an elaborate C4 trap. OCELOT: Howdy, pardner!' SNAKE: What the hell? They FIGHT until a CYBORG NINJA appears and cuts off OCELOT's ARM. That is no JOKE. OCELOT: That's impossible! (flees) NINJA totally fakes out SNAKE and vanishes. NINJA style. SNAKE: OK, Baker. Tell me what you know about Metal Gear! BAKER: Well, you'll have to talk to that geek who designed it... Emmerich, or something. SNAKE: Emmerich? What about the deactivation codes? BAKER: I gave the keys to Meryl. SNAKE: Meryl? BAKER: Yes... her number is on the back of the package. SNAKE: The back of the package? BAKER: That's what I just said! Do you respond to everything with a question?!? SNAKE: Do I? BAKER: Erghh... BAKER dies of an INNOCUOUS HEART ATTACK. SNAKE is somewhat SUSPICIOUS. SNAKE: What the hell did he mean by back of the package? Hey, I'll ask my friends where I can find Meryl's number. CAMPBELL: Baker said it's on the back of the package, right? NAOMI: That's right. The back of the package. MEI LING: Remember, Snake. "Meryl's number is on the back of the package." What about you, Snake? Have you figured it out yet? SNAKE: Go to hell. MASTER: Check the back of the package. NASTASHA: Why are you asking me? I am only sexy weapons specialist. PLAYER: Hold on, Snake. I got it. Damn you, KOJIMA! MERYL: Emmerich? Sure, I know him. He's in the next building. SNAKE: Let's meet up there, then. Ext. Snowy Field, Day. DEEPTHROAT: Snake! There are mines! SNAKE: Thanks, buddy! I always listen to the voices in my head, whether I know them or not! He is SERIOUS. VULCAN RAVEN appears in M1 Tank. RAVEN: Haha, I have tank, puny Snake! SNAKE blows up Tank's gunners, effectively killing the tank. RAVEN lets him go. |
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Oceans rise, empires fall I need to know If the world says it's time to go Tell me will you freak out? | |
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| demener | Aug 21 2005, 02:57 AM Post #10426 |
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It's funny cause it's true! |
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| MFD | Aug 21 2005, 05:31 PM Post #10427 |
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THIEF!
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Hm.... INTERESTING... very well, my course is clear. MGS2: Substance contains the plot of MGS2: SoL, as well as various VR mission bonuses. And it's XBOX exclusive. Plan A: Convince my brother to play MGS:TTS, and then hook him with the Meryl ending. Then slip the info about MGS2:S. MGS3: Subsistence, is unfortunately, MGS3 + Bonuses, and PS2 exclusive. I'll be waiting on that... EDIT: Plan B would be to steal the XBOX when my bro eventually gets his 360... he's doing the same with my Cube, so... |
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Oceans rise, empires fall I need to know If the world says it's time to go Tell me will you freak out? | |
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| Robotech Master | Aug 21 2005, 05:35 PM Post #10428 |
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And thus it was, in one fell swoop, that I discovered that the Nintendo Revolution and PS3 could both go to hell. |: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! :| |
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"Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!" -Gary Gygax http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime Check out Red (White Meteos) and I's livestream! | |
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| MFD | Aug 21 2005, 05:50 PM Post #10429 |
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THIEF!
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*Stares again at $399 pricetag* *Remembers Nintendo talking about making the Revolution a nice, AFFORDABLE system* *Points and laughs at RTM.* *ALOT* |
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Oceans rise, empires fall I need to know If the world says it's time to go Tell me will you freak out? | |
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| Immolation | Aug 21 2005, 06:10 PM Post #10430 |
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Eternal Flame
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*Joins in on the pointing and laughing.* |
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"How much time do you need?" "Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-" "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a motherfucking ghost" | |
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| Forever Zero | Aug 21 2005, 06:16 PM Post #10431 |
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The REAL internet rage machine
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Microsoft, you sons of bitches, graaaaaaar! I hate you, I hate you all! I'm not going to buy an X-Box to play it, but DAMN that sounds awsome... Hopefully it'll follow a common X-Box trend and go to the PC eventually... |
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"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." - Philip K. Dick | |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Aug 21 2005, 08:11 PM Post #10432 |
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Bah, both PS3 and Xbox 360 will both sell for $399. Nintendo says the Revolution will be geared toward everyone, and will probobly be cheaper by at LEAST a hundred dollars. And every game worthwhile for Xbox was released for PC, so within an Intel (how I measure a generation of computers. One Intel is the time from the release of a chip to thenext model of it.) 360 games should be playable on PC, and'll port. |
| "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck | |
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| Robotech Master | Aug 21 2005, 08:13 PM Post #10433 |
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They'll port, but they'll wait 6 months or so, and I canne wait that long. Besides, I need to get a new video card and sound card maybe a processer, and this'd cost just as much, if not less. BTW, I'd be amazed if the Revolution sold for less then 250. |
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"Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!" -Gary Gygax http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime Check out Red (White Meteos) and I's livestream! | |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Aug 21 2005, 08:20 PM Post #10434 |
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So? 250 is still more than a hundred less than 399. |
| "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck | |
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| Immolation | Aug 21 2005, 09:05 PM Post #10435 |
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Eternal Flame
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Actualy, it's more closer to $150 less since $250 - $399 = $149. |
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"How much time do you need?" "Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-" "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a motherfucking ghost" | |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Aug 21 2005, 09:08 PM Post #10436 |
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I think we just won this month's coveted "dumbest arguement of the month" award. |
| "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck | |
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| Immolation | Aug 21 2005, 09:10 PM Post #10437 |
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Eternal Flame
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We haven't hit arguing yet, i'm just correcting you. So there.
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"How much time do you need?" "Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-" "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a motherfucking ghost" | |
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| Blackdeathdraco | Aug 21 2005, 09:12 PM Post #10438 |
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Yeay for mathamaticly correctness! |
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When I'm bored, I like to wander around and cast X-Zone on random things. "Sanity is the illusion of the insane." -Me <A href='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net'><img src='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/wsig.php/8136909YlbMX.png' border='0'></a> img src="http://www.animecubed.com/billy/pics/sigs/BDD.jpg"><br> Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play <a href="http://www.animecubed.com/billy/?BDD">Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN</a> today! | |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Aug 21 2005, 09:15 PM Post #10439 |
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I had compared it to 399 not to compare it to an arbitrary number, but to compare it to its competitiors. |
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| Immolation | Aug 21 2005, 09:19 PM Post #10440 |
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Eternal Flame
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Point. Also, you do know thast every time the latest and greatest processesor is released to the public, it's already outdated by the next big version under development in the labs of certain companies? |
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"How much time do you need?" "Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-" "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a motherfucking ghost" | |
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