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CARD THREAD NOW!; Requests and submissions alike
Topic Started: Nov 12 2004, 11:12 PM (10,658 Views)
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only some of them are serious, the others are either obvious jokes or amusing in their blatant godmoddyness
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mordain
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It would be easier if they were actual cards...

They look serious to me, I haven't played in forever... don't like the new sets... so I don't know if they're godmody or not...
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Seems about right to me. The Buzzlings remind me of Slivers and Zombies.
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I start with Thread Necromany!
And I finish my turn with the Atkins Diet!
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Big McStrongmuscle
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Only complaint...It can't be a unique Legendary spell if EVERYONE IN THE DAMN WORLD is on it.
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MikePB
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heheheh....


Coupla spelling errors in ther Lurky... otherwise, funny :)

I didn't think anyone else read "In Wily's Defense"
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That is why it is legendary, Big. If you are on another diet, it seems like the holy grail. And if you are not on a diet and don't need, like me, it seems legendary because you never hear the frikkin end of how great it is. So it seems legendary for how powerful it has become among the fattys.
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Unfortunately, the card's effect is inaccurate. To make it more accurate, it should say: "Put target creature on the atkins diet. -3/-3 due to weakening from lack of carbohydrates. After 5 turns, creature dies from the diet destroying their very body." There, that's better.

Sorry, but I simply don't get the atkins diet. It shouldn't work, and godammit, it doesn't.
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You get +10/+10 because you loose fat that is weakening you. When you go insane you go off the diet. I thought it was obvious. And all the people I know cut down on carbs, but don't eliminate them.
And I agree that it is very unhealthy in the long run.
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Okay, I'm nipping this discussion in the bud. Next person to discuss Atkins gets dragged out into the street and shot.
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Actually, I think the point of the diet is to cut back on carbs, not eliminate them completely. They are quite important to your body, and yadda yadda yadda. However, just like anything else, if you have too much, it's going to have a negative effect.
Of course, you you start cutting into my pizza and ice cream space with these shitty 'carb free' foods, heads will roll. Give me back my pizza and ice cream, you assholes!

*Previews post, causing a baronation*

*Dragged out into street*

*Shot*
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mordain
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Low carb/carb free ice cream is disgusting. I bought it once on accident.

*to save time, shoots self*
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Grandmaster Jogurt
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Oh, that crazay, slow-posting Car! What wacky hijinks will result from his next post?
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And people wonder why posting is at an all time low.
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*starts throwing squid at people*
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BRAIN DEVOURING SQUID, THAT IS!
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Brain devouring low carb squid!
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And that's when the Squirrels attacked.
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And they all started line-dancing.
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Noooo! NOt Cottoneye Joe! If I hear that song one more time..

*Song plays again*

*Starts grabbing the crazy line-dancign squirrels and eats them*
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