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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 23 2006, 06:55 AM (1,357 Views) | |
| Robotech Master | Apr 23 2006, 06:55 AM Post #1 |
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Ok, Cran and I are setting up a fairly simple contest. Considering I suck at writing long paragraphs explaining things and whatnot, I'll get straight to the point. We want YOU to find the most god-awful fanfic you can. The winner will recieve a knick-nack of my choosing, probably a pretty picture you can put in your sig, but I'm open to ideas. There are two catagories for this contest. 1. Find it contest. This is the one where you go on fanfiction.net or whatnot and just find someone else's sincere fanfic from hell. 2. Write it. This is where you make your own bit of fun. Now, since we need rules of some sort in order to make this a real contest, I'm putting down the following, which I may add too later. For BOTH contests 1. For this contest we're restricting it to Homo-romance fanfics. Both girls and boys. 2. Pornographic fanfiction is totaly fair game, no matter how explicit, but you must warn us it's NWS, and give a 1-5 rating of explicity. 3. It has to be "entertaining" in it's shittiness. Sorta like a trainwreck into hell. If it's boring don't bother. 4. I'm not restricting it to anime or anything like that. You can even use real actors and shit. 5. If it's one of those situations where it has both straight and homoerotic things in it, judge it based on what the emphisis is. 6. For each contest you only have one "champion," pick your best. 7. Link OFF of the forum. Don't copy paste this trash here. It brings us down a little. For the FIND IT contest 1. You can't get it off Godawful fanfiction. When you submit them I will check the site to make sure it's not on there. Sorry, but I can't help but feel it kinda kills the point. EXCEPT, I'm allowing things posted on the forum after Apr 23 2006, 06:55 AM 2. If it turns out to be a parody, it CAN be judged on how terrible of a parody it is. For the WRITE IT contest 1. Don't steal my gimmick. No l337 speak fanfics. Speeling errors 'n grammer are fine, but don't send it through a l337 caculator. 2. Entries must be shorter then 6 pages on a 12 point times new roman font on Word. If you can think of any other rules make sure to mention them. The due date is saturday, April 29th at exactly 7:30PM EST. |
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| Alan Bates | Apr 23 2006, 08:53 AM Post #2 |
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Well, that kinda kills me. Just about all the realy horrible ones I know I've already posted to godawful. I might be able to dig up something though. |
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| Kuraiou | Apr 23 2006, 01:43 PM Post #3 |
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If only you hadn't restricted it to slash fanfiction. *sigh* I know this /great/ Ranma 1/2-Simpsons crossover...
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 23 2006, 02:50 PM Post #4 |
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heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Entering the Write it contest* |
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| White Meteo | Apr 23 2006, 02:52 PM Post #5 |
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i was going to enter artimis' lover into this thing but everyones already heard of it and its probably up on godaweful. bah. I'm not gonna dig through that crap. |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 23 2006, 03:10 PM Post #6 |
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I'm examining the fandoms..... I waas thinking for a while of doing a Broken Worlds fanfic Knight and Zero broke their passionate kiss. Knight looked FZ in the eye and said, simply "meow." and then maybe later in the story... Femme looked at MFD, Jewthuly, Knight, MikePB, and ForeverZero sternly and asked, "OK so how did a trip for ice cream become a gay orgy? " Everyone pointed at FZ and said "I blame him" Zero looked back and forth for a few seconds, then looked Femme in the eye and said "Animal magnatism." |
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| MechaV | Apr 23 2006, 03:24 PM Post #7 |
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*shudder* |
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| Alan Bates | Apr 23 2006, 04:38 PM Post #8 |
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It's considered an Golden Oldie. |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 23 2006, 05:25 PM Post #9 |
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um about the no 1337 rule.... I am stasrting work on a megatokyo fanfic.... I know the comic inside and out and if propperly done it can both bring great joy to, and completly piss off the megatokyo comunity. I wasn't going to beat it to death, but then there is the challenge of Largo to contend with...... If I am doing a bad fanfic, I am doing one that will give you nightmares. Important aspecs include no breaking of chaacter wjhatsoever and doing it in a way that is relevenmt to the story to the point where you may not ever look at the originbal work the same way again because that story just made it so goddammed wrong..... |
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| White Meteo | Apr 23 2006, 05:30 PM Post #10 |
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geeze, Luppy, you need to learn the difference from witty reparte and assault. |
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| Alan Bates | Apr 23 2006, 05:31 PM Post #11 |
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Sounds good to me. |
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| MechaV | Apr 23 2006, 05:32 PM Post #12 |
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Oh but there is a fine line. Lemme see if I can find one of those gay Spongebob stories I've heard about. |
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| ryu planeswalker | Apr 23 2006, 05:48 PM Post #13 |
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A. I am so glad I am not in BW. B. I got the perfect Fanfic. |
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| Knight | Apr 23 2006, 06:01 PM Post #14 |
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So very VERY wrong... you are SO going to die for that, Luppy. ... Granted, I won't be doing the killing. I'll leave that honor to FZ.
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| ryu planeswalker | Apr 23 2006, 06:03 PM Post #15 |
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says the micheal jackson of the elves.... |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 23 2006, 06:05 PM Post #16 |
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Thts ok Knight, read the written word thread now. |
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| Robotech Master | Apr 23 2006, 07:21 PM Post #17 |
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The no l337 rule dosn't mean there can't be l337 speak, it just means that you can't write the entire thing in l337 speak and horrible grammar on top of it. I wish I saved my two Captain N fanfics, I'd SO enter them into the write it contest. Oh well. EDIT: I'm adding an adimendium to the rules. If it was entered in GAFF AFTER the date of the initial post, I'll allow it. |
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| ryu planeswalker | Apr 23 2006, 07:32 PM Post #18 |
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ARRRGH they took it off...damn it all There used to be a horrible Harry Potter fanfic on Adult Fanfiction where Harry turns into an angel and has sex with Draco. |
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| Robotech Master | Apr 23 2006, 07:34 PM Post #19 |
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Oh christ, I remember that one! Thank god that's gone, I'm not sure if I could beat it. |
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| ryu planeswalker | Apr 23 2006, 07:37 PM Post #20 |
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son of a bitch, the one thing that stupid ass site could be usefull for and it FAILS... |
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