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Fanfic from hell contest
Topic Started: Apr 23 2006, 06:55 AM (1,361 Views)
femmesimonbelmont
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Oh boy...
I could enter the "write it' contest, but that would run the risk of destroying everyone except for Alan and Vortex....
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

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Or, high amounts of amusement for thos standing on the sidelines and watching forumites have their mind's explode.

Oops, guess I let slip why I'm paying attention to this thread as well....
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Yeah, I didn't get much sleep last night. A combination of hamsters trying to escape and the horrible horrible imagery generated from this thread kinda keeps a guy up.
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Psh... Lightweights...

Back when there was no internet you could wade through BBS systems and find things that make the worst stuff on here look tame.


Hell, I'm pretty sure the worst stuff *is* from back then :P

Just search usenet for about an hour...


Of course you'll be a shell of a person afterwards... but what's life without a little risk? :P
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Full of hope and sanity?


Or rather, there are shreds of hope and sanity to be found. Full is way too strong a word.
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
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No one who has any shred of intelligence has any hope... sanity... maybe...
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femmesimonbelmont,Apr 25 2006
06:45 AM
Oh boy...
I could enter the "write it' contest, but that would run the risk of destroying everyone except for Alan and Vortex....

Hey! I can take the worst anyone here can dish out damnit! Don't ye doubt me.

I thought I had one, but I looked through and found it on GAFF, so I'm still ficless. Oh well.
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femmesimonbelmont,Apr 25 2006
02:45 AM
Oh boy...
I could enter the "write it' contest, but that would run the risk of destroying everyone except for Alan and Vortex....

Ye underestimate me as well Lass, I could take anything ye threw at me, hell I bet I could read the N-Fans and be fine.

doth Nfans count as a fanfiction?
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The only reason I didn't go back to the N-fans comic was that they adding the artive way after I decided to quit reading it otherwise I would have had to look through 100s of comic scripts to locate the 1 I was on.

And by the way, that didn't affect my sanity.
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im I need to write my fic but don't have any webspace.... I changed my mind on the fandom, but I'll keep what it is secret for the moment. I may have to just post it in the written word thread in spoiler text with big NSFW in red above and below it...
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Have you considered signing up for fanfic.net?
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no, I fdon't normally do fanfiction.
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ryu planeswalker,Apr 25 2006
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femmesimonbelmont,Apr 25 2006
02:45 AM
Oh boy...
I could enter the "write it' contest, but that would run the risk of destroying everyone except for Alan and Vortex....

Ye underestimate me as well Lass, I could take anything ye threw at me, hell I bet I could read the N-Fans and be fine.

doth Nfans count as a fanfiction?

Pfff that's nothing, I read N-fans willingly everyday.
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That's just because you're stupid.
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Finally, Alan says what we were all thinking...
I love you, Alan.

I dunno guys, I'm really out of practice...

if I could find some DBZ fic I wrote a long time ago, maybe....

warnings on it were...let's see, rape, incest, gore, bondage, abuse, anal and angst m/m....possibly leading to character death...

but I don't know if I have it in me to summon that kind of evil anymore.
I mean I KNOW I could write worse than that if I wanted to, easily, but...

I was in a really messed up place back then... I WANTED to hurt people. I wanted to make them go "Oh my GOD how did she make that plausible?! I'm going to be fucking sick..."


I'm just not sure I contain that kind of malice and the attention to detail for all the little bits of plot I liked to twist in a fucked up direction....
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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Urgh...That sounds pretty bad.

Intentional bad is really kinda hard. The thing you have to remember about most bad fanfics is that the writer actually thought what they were writing was good at the time.


Alcohol or other substances may have been involved.


And I'm glad to see you have gotten over that particular phase.
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*L* thanks Drek...

OH no, see it WAS good writing...it's just the content was AWFUL.

It was the rough equivalent of turning DBZ into an episode of jerry springer... if a show could be emo-goth.

The basic premise was that Goten never got over his father's death... because her LUUURVED him, and over time it went obsessive, and then obsessive to the point of sexual.

So he goes in search of answers, and eventually ends up binding Gohan to a bed and goes apeshit blaming him... culminating in rape, and oh, the shame, it was wonderful.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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....This ain't helpin' my quesy, quesy stomach...



Must stop checking thread...But...can't!
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*snickers helplessly, then sighs*

Oh, if only there were a show or something I was involved enough in to know enough about it to want to enter this contest for.


....*plots*
There's always Castlevania.... but can I really do that to myself?

.... Those flaming gay Dracula and Shaft fics were Dracula was having a midlife crisis from a couple of years ago were pretty funny....
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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