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Horrible Fanfic contest entries; Abandon sanity, all ye who enter here...
Topic Started: Apr 29 2006, 04:39 AM (498 Views)
LuppyLuptonium
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whoops, I'll post this over here, too.

Entering the found-it portion of the contest with one of the more childhood raping entries
I can remember finding.

Explicity rating is definitely a five. Only thing it doesn't contain is violence and gore.

Not safe for work or sanity
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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I'll post it here too so it doesn't get lost.

The Teachings of Squirell Girl, part one.

The Teachings of Squirell Girl, part two.

now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go wash my brain with bleach.
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Two hour warning, and alan, what's your AIM so we can hook up and dicuss who wins?
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Robotech Master
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The only thing that might block you from winning FSB, is that the story was more about Betty fucking a bunch of dogs then it was about Yuri.
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did anyone else enter the write it contest?
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Cran
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I'm whipping up my story. It'll probably be a photo finish to get it posted on time, and I'm gonna have to kill myself when the contest is over, but...
"When the sun goes down, the stars come out like the ghosts of yesterday,
So drink'em down, 'cause some things never change.
Baby sing, get loud. We ain't gonna fuck around.
When the sun goes down, let me hear you say...this is my town."

~Hollywood Undead, My Town

It's been fun guys.
Hasta.
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Cran
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Finished. This story is based on the ending of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, so there be spoilers for it. Mostly Reverse Rebirth.

This story contains the utter annahilation of childhood memories and memories currently in the making. Contains rape and beastiality. This counts as my first lemon, so I'm nervous, and I want to shoot myself for writing this, so I guess that makes me biased when I give this 4 or 4.5/5 on the ick rating.

http://www.savefile.com/files/1675362

[Edit] Melodrama cut from post.
"When the sun goes down, the stars come out like the ghosts of yesterday,
So drink'em down, 'cause some things never change.
Baby sing, get loud. We ain't gonna fuck around.
When the sun goes down, let me hear you say...this is my town."

~Hollywood Undead, My Town

It's been fun guys.
Hasta.
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I don't have AIM, I use MSN and yahoo and you should be able to reach me though those little buttons at the bottom iof this post.
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A Discword slash.
Find it entry.
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changed the first post so the story that started this thread is back in it, only linked so there is no gay Penny Arcade inspired sex on the board,
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LuppyLuptonium,Apr 29 2006
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changed the first post so the story that started this thread is back in it, only linked so there is no gay Penny Arcade inspired sex on the board,

The post links directly back to the post that it links from.
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Okay, I've been trying to avoid this for sanity's sake, but then...

I just had to. This's a find-it entry.

I give you... the Slave Bear of Care-a-Lot.

Now then, I feel dirty just writing that. I'm gonna go do something nice.

edit: This should seem pretty obvious, but I felt I should add it in. VERY NSFW! For the love of god!
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*FOL* Cy, that was HILARIOUS.

"DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?! I LIKE PIZZA!"
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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... I think that wins.
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Ok, my offical vote is that Cy wins the Find It! and that Cran wins the Write It!

Cy's story had just the right amount of stupidity, horror, and just plain old redicilousness in order to make a truely bad fic.

Cran and Luppy were really really close. I really just went with cran because his was slightly longer.

FSB had the worst overall story, but I couldn't read all of it due to it's massive length, and what I did read only contained minor bits of yuri, and was mostly about Betty fucking dogs. That sentence is my sentence to hell. Hahaha. I love puns.


So Alan, your thoughts/votes?
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Alan Bates
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Sorry. I'm sick at the moment and haven't brought myself to read Cyrus's yet. I'll get back to you.
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Damn, that sucks. Don't worry about it, and just do it as soon as you're able.
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Alan Bates
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Okay. The coments from ... me.

Luppy's fic: Too obviously a parody or troll fic, and actually some what amusing.


femmesimonbelmont's fic: Too long and suprsiningly boring considering the subject matter. It also starts with character profiles. I hate it when fics do that.

Red's fic: Read it before. What's horrible. Just kinda so-so and almost kinda-sorta in-character, maybe, if you qunit a little.

Cran's fic: Decent (or bad) depending on your point of view, but when I went to download it to read again, it wouldn't work for me. Still, it seemed like it was trying a tad too hard for the shock value.

Jewthulhu's fic: Almost well written but the ending seemed like it was tacked on from another story. There's no real cohession to the story. It feels like two seperate ones tacked together.

Cyrus's fic hit paydirt. It was actually well written (from a technical standpoint if not form a story one) and it actually flet like the writters was dead serious about what they were doing.
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