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It's Newb's Birthday!; maria santa!
Topic Started: Jun 5 2006, 10:37 AM (406 Views)
LuppyLuptonium
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Happy birthday Newb, for your birthday, I got yourr old swiss army knife out of the toaster for you.....
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Alan Bates
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...Then he sold it and bought himself lunch.
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Dark Hawk
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Happy b-day. Your giving me one hundred dollars.
Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

MFD,Dec 2 2009
06:36 PM
I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.
~Good to see I haven't lost my touch~
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ryu planeswalker
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You know i put some thought into it and theres only one thing to give newb.


*gives newb a voice recorder* Just so you can hear how insane you are at times.
Malia Weinhagen talking about her father Dave Arneson
 

"The biggest thing about my dad's world is he wanted people to have fun in life," Weinhagen said. "I think we get distracted by the everyday things you have to do in life and we forget to enjoy life and have fun.

"But my dad never did," she said. "He just wanted people to have fun."
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Newb
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Hmmmm...

*mutters something into the voice recorder, scrawls "valuable information" on the side, puts in pocket*

*Five seconds later, when MFDs listening to it in his vault, the recorder dutifully repeats "your toes are pickles" and promptly explodes, covering the inside of the vault with boysenberry jelly*

:D

Best present ever!

Well, aside from FZ's, but that practically goes unsaid.
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Did I just give him a weapon of mass destruction?
Malia Weinhagen talking about her father Dave Arneson
 

"The biggest thing about my dad's world is he wanted people to have fun in life," Weinhagen said. "I think we get distracted by the everyday things you have to do in life and we forget to enjoy life and have fun.

"But my dad never did," she said. "He just wanted people to have fun."
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Newb
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I suppose it all depends on how you look at it.
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ryu planeswalker
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Well I suppose I am a planeswalker after all.

*gives newb a surround sound stero to go with his recorder*
Malia Weinhagen talking about her father Dave Arneson
 

"The biggest thing about my dad's world is he wanted people to have fun in life," Weinhagen said. "I think we get distracted by the everyday things you have to do in life and we forget to enjoy life and have fun.

"But my dad never did," she said. "He just wanted people to have fun."
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demener
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Happy B-day.

/dance
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Sorry I'm late on this, my internet and I had a civil dispute.

One good turn deserves another, so Harpy Barfday! Hope it was a good one.
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Carl its not a Civil dispute untill someone gets shot.
Malia Weinhagen talking about her father Dave Arneson
 

"The biggest thing about my dad's world is he wanted people to have fun in life," Weinhagen said. "I think we get distracted by the everyday things you have to do in life and we forget to enjoy life and have fun.

"But my dad never did," she said. "He just wanted people to have fun."
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*gives Newb a beehive. Obviously filled with bees, dubiously filled with honey*

I have given you the gift of the world's greatest metaphor for life. Enjoy.

*throws a blackbear yearling at Newb and runs*
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
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Happy...ah, late?...birthday, pitiful human pigstink...I mean fellow human.
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ryu planeswalker,Jun 5 2006
09:51 PM
Carl its not a Civil dispute untill someone gets shot.

*shoots ryu*

There.
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Little late, but...Here you go, Newb.


It's a doll. Of you.


Madeentirelyoutofantimatterbye!


*flees.
That which holds the image of an angel...
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Doctor: Of course I do!

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... Civil disputes... shooting... what? I'm pretty sure getting shot turns it into a criminal matter...
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Tell me will you freak out?
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy birthday Newb.
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IT IS NO LONGER HIS BIRTHDAY. Nothing to see here, folks, move along, move along!

*steals the presents of the people who missed the birthday and flees; in the background, the theme song to The Grinch Who Stole Christmas starts playing*
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