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The fan-critique thread; For the P-chan'sand Mark Moores around
Topic Started: Sep 11 2006, 09:02 PM (817 Views)
femmesimonbelmont
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Thanks Alan and RTM, I'm glad to know that at least SOME of you aren't trying to spam the oblivion out of a new thread on the first damn PAGE.


Rtm-- You can link your fanfics here if you want, even if they're evil, as long as you have a review with the link.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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LuppyLuptonium
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*so very tempted to do hentai doujin reviews*
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femmesimonbelmont
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You can if you want, but pictures should be posted as thumbnails with anything really graphic edited out, it can link to a bigger picture if you want, but it has to have a disclaimer. Don't want anyone getting into trouble.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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I'm smarter than that.... The n-fan reviewers idn't post n-fans strips when reviewing.... And I promise not to post actual pornography...
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Robotech Master
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That's not entirely true, occasionally, we'd post something that was too dumb for words. Anyway, first review or fanfic should be up in a few hours.
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I am a masochistic fucker.

Now, a few of you already know this, but not to the extent that I now know I do, as when this thread popped up, the first goddamn thing that popped into my mind was "HEY! CHRIS! DO THE P-CHAN MANGA REVIEWS SOME MORE!!!"

Since I can't remember where I left off on "Trigun Rip Off-chan, lets make everyone gay and look exactly the same!" I'm going to start anew on another manga.

Unlike last time, I'm typing this up as I'm reading it, so you might get to see a full range of emotions, or at least a better WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?! reaction.

I arrive at the N-Fans site, and decide to hate on the layout a bit, and also marvel at the fact a comic so shitty could be on episode 1863. The fact this guy (or, and I don't want to think about this, gets paid in donations/has a sponsor,) pays to keep this up, astounds me, and is probably the 7th Tard Wonder of the World.

I accidently click on the Email button on the side of the site, consider calling him an evil bastard when I saw it pop up, but decided aganst it in the end, opting to take the high road, and tell him that his comic is horrible, and needs to improve.

Badly.

I acctualy managed to click on the right button this time! Ok, I decide that the Enternal Fighter Legendra (From now on, will be shortened to EFL, or "That fucking terrible thing I'm forcing myself to read) will probably be the least terrible of the bunch.

By clicking on the #1 button, I am immedately assaulted by a bunch of blobs, that may vaugely be supposted to represent a city being attacked by a robot. To the right, in tiny, neigh unreadable text, they say that a female has been put into "episleep", (I hope that has something to do with the story. I hate it when people make up new words for no reason.) They also talk about how they have to get off the planet before humans find them, then they see the robot.

By clicking #2, I'm assaulted by the robot, but at least the bastard bothered to shade it this time. Mostly. Half of it is drawn, but while doing the second half, he decided it'd be "cool" to put random lighting bolts there for no disernable reason.

This is the least nonsensical part of page two. A bunch of random shit is happening, and I have no idea how to explain it, it's like a rock fighting a giant robot in a pokemon style battle.

Ok, I just figured it out, though P-Chan wanted to make it a challenge. You see, there are innocent lives at stake, so we're going to open up a wormhole and run away. Fuck ya'll.

Jesus, ok, pg3 proved me wrong. They just threw the pilot of the robot out with no eplanation, making me confused about the point of page 2, but now I can see that the robot is piloted by a bunch of incrediably bishie gay men, which obviously makes them the heros according to P-Chan Comic Laws of Doom (section 3, article 11)

Apparantly there's been a bunch of kidnappings lately, but since Pussy #1 is too much of a pussy to blow up the guy they see kidnapping everyone, regardless of PretendHardassPussy's orders, they're just going to keep happening and happening. Before PHP and P#1 get into a catfight, pussy #2 stops them. Then QuestionableSexualityCaptainWithTheWeirdestSmirkEverAndNoSenseOfPersepctiveUsedWhileBeingDrawn suggests they get someone compitant on board, and by someone compitant, he probably means a Pchan Hero, which means that we're all fucked. His name, is Rati Gobau, which is the dumbest name ever, so I'm going to call him Bob.

#4

Bob starts out like any other pussy would: Hay guyz! I'm so happi 2 meet u, i hop u like me, as i r an attention hore, and lov u all vry much!

Two of the other pilots remark about how this man even outgays them, and then he asks about someone named Shin, and then they say that someone named Oni-Chan just means business.

(Seriously P-chan, I don't care about your terrible art anymore, but Jesus christ, at least introduce your fucking characters before you expect me to know anything about them!)

More in a bit.


"Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!"
-Gary Gygax

http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime

Check out Red (White Meteos) and I's livestream!
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femmesimonbelmont
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Stunning.

Go on, Go on...
leave me breathless.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
-- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang"

"Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima

"Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM
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MechaV
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Not the yaoi again! NOT THE YAOI!
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Robotech Master
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Jesus, you want me to get straight to the good shit huh?

Well bah! I already have reviews on here somewhere, I'll just find them and repost them, I'm pretty sure he took the images off his site awhile ago though.
"Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!"
-Gary Gygax

http://tv.zeroboy.net/springtime

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MechaV
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No please God don't.

I saw those pictures, man. I saw them.
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Algasir
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He?

I was under the impression that it was a girl that made those pictures...
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MechaV
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We all were.

But P-chan and the dude who heads N-fans are infact gay.

Very, very, very, very gay.
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Robotech Master
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Here you go! P-Chans page of mani jois!

EDIT: God, he even has new ones, I guess I know what I'm reviewing in between manga reviews.
"Death is a primitive concept, I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension!"
-Gary Gygax

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Yeah, sorry, I lost enough braincells last time we did this :P
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Oh sure, the yaoi gets an instant update but the subcomics are still "being transferred".
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"... SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH. Squeak squeak. You take too fucking long to shower. Anyway, that's what my shower head would say... don't interrupt me."
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Just Jon
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...I ain't doing that again.

I AIN'T GOIN' BACK!
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Robotech Master
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You must go back...

FOR THE WORLD!

*rambo music plays*
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Algasir
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Green hair!
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I'm glad a have plenty of fanservice anime's to keep me company.
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Hey, YOU were the freak that wanted to review that stuff. I was only masochistic enough to review P-chan's comics.
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Just Jon
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Nuh uh man. I'm not as young as I used to be! I'm out of practice and I'm gettin' older. I need... AN APPRENTICE.
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