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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 26 2006, 02:42 AM (14,316 Views) | |
| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 02:42 AM Post #1 |
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Transcendent
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![]() Hello. Welcome to part one of this info-tainment specatacular! Now If you've been hanging out on this forum for any length of time, odds are you've been killed. So, I thought I'd take it upon myself to teach you all the proper ways to make your return to life. LESSON #1: Missing In Action. Pressumed dead There's a few things you're going to need. First, You need somebody to die. ![]() These will do nicely. Now you have to figure out a way from them to die. This is probably going to be the easy part around here. ![]() ![]() Now, with this kind of death, the important thing to remember is that nobody is recovered. You're only suppoed to assume the person died. “We never found the body after things quieted down, so how do you know he’s really dead?” is the basic idea. Now if you like, you can plant some "evidence" that the person died. Some torn clothing, a weapon, if you're feeling grusome maybe even a body part or something. ![]() Now, the thing is, without a body, you can't proove they died. They just could have been blown free in the explosion or whatever you used to "kill" them. So, with that, you can justify a return anytime you like. ![]() Now let's give a big hand to our volunteers! ![]() Thank you thank you all. Tune in next time for even more lessons in not staying dead. ![]() Knight here, hijacking the first post to link the continuing installments for future reference. LESSON #2 - The Wrong Body LESSON #3 - The Exact Duplicate LESSON #4 - Only Mostly Dead LESSON #5 - Act of God LESSON #6 - Alternate Reality LESSON #7 - "The Retcon" or "it Never Happened" LESSON #8 - Dead ... but still active. LESSON #9 - The Professional Corpse LESSON #10 - The original is dead. Long live the clone! LESSON #11 - Reincarnation! LESSON #12 - Time Travel! LESSON #13 - Continuing a Proud Tradition LESSON #14 - Body Switch LESSON #15 - The Flash Back Option LESSON #16 - The Ambiguous Return LESSON #17 - Never Appologize, Never Explain Curtain Call |
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| Carmichael Micaalus | Sep 26 2006, 02:50 AM Post #2 |
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Secretary of Maternal Relations
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*SNERK* Well done, Alan. |
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There used to be an image here telling you to vote, but then Photobucket, the image site made to allow you to do third party hosting, no longer allows third party hosting without throwing a shitload of money at them... and I can barely afford to eat. So no you get some text of me bitching about it, yaaay! Also, go vote. Everyday I'm tumbl'n. "This bitch is makin' me all Paru..." ~Hang in There, Kogasa-san! | |
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| Algasir | Sep 26 2006, 02:52 AM Post #3 |
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Green hair!
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Sometimes, I'm glad I don't have a sprite version of myself. >.> |
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| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 02:53 AM Post #4 |
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Well, that's just because you suck. |
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| Algasir | Sep 26 2006, 02:57 AM Post #5 |
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Green hair!
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Mostly, yeah. Also because I actually DO have a sprite version of myself that a friend made for me, but I would rather be a human than a robot. ^^ |
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| White Meteo | Sep 26 2006, 03:08 AM Post #6 |
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ok. thats good. |
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| Forever Zero | Sep 26 2006, 03:38 AM Post #7 |
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The REAL internet rage machine
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I was greatly amused by this. |
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"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." - Philip K. Dick | |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Sep 26 2006, 03:38 AM Post #8 |
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Transcendent
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Nude Mordain FTW! |
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| Newb No Longer | Sep 26 2006, 03:43 AM Post #9 |
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Citizen
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*edges away from Luppy, hands Mordy a new flamethrower cartridge* |
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9999 forever! Katerina: Those are old movies! For babies! What about Texas Chainsaw Masa.. something... THAT's COOL! Cienna: No killing movies.. I don't think I can take any more of that. Toby: uhm.. what 'bout "Dawn of the Dead" ? That's a uhm.. romantic kids' movie... honest.. Katerina: Yeah.. we LOVE romance. Can we, PULEEEEEZE? Gadgeteer: Romance, huh? Well, I think I might have seen 'La petite chaise' in the TV room. That's a romance. It's also in French. Or we could watch the movie that has a bunch of dogs running around in the snow. catch all the action here! NOTE: you may need to request lurker status from the GM to catch all the action. | |
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| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 04:04 AM Post #10 |
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Transcendent
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Well, if the competition is half faced MFD and Draco, I'm not sure she'd be offended by being the winner. |
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| Just Jon | Sep 26 2006, 04:18 AM Post #11 |
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The Sexy One
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How long was spent on the last half faced MFD panel? |
No fanfare, no special effects... Just Jon![]() Out of Context Quote: "God DAMN these electric sex pants!" | |
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| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 04:21 AM Post #12 |
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Not half as long as you'd think. It was actually pretty easy. |
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| Just Jon | Sep 26 2006, 04:23 AM Post #13 |
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The Sexy One
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Well, it LOOKS like it took awhile, and thus gets a gold star! |
No fanfare, no special effects... Just Jon![]() Out of Context Quote: "God DAMN these electric sex pants!" | |
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| mordain | Sep 26 2006, 04:29 AM Post #14 |
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Codewalker
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It does look really good, if also gruesome... |
| Live and learn - or die and teach by example. | |
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| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 04:33 AM Post #15 |
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The it's a perfect balance We have a naked person A gruesome person and a person that only kinda naked and kinda gruesome |
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| mordain | Sep 26 2006, 04:38 AM Post #16 |
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Codewalker
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...it's the wrong side of his face, tho'. |
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| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 04:47 AM Post #17 |
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Transcendent
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... no it's not. |
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| mordain | Sep 26 2006, 04:49 AM Post #18 |
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Codewalker
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Suuuure it's not.
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| Alan Bates | Sep 26 2006, 04:50 AM Post #19 |
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Transcendent
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Hey, aren't you supposed to be off somehwere being naked or something? |
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| Just Jon | Sep 26 2006, 04:53 AM Post #20 |
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The Sexy One
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Well, she came out of FZ's room to comment, so... |
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