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Bring back Your Dead!
Topic Started: Sep 26 2006, 02:42 AM (14,318 Views)
Alan Bates
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Hello. Welcome to part one of this info-tainment specatacular!

Now If you've been hanging out on this forum for any length of time, odds are you've been killed. So, I thought I'd take it upon myself to teach you all the proper ways to make your return to life.

LESSON #1: Missing In Action. Pressumed dead

There's a few things you're going to need. First, You need somebody to die.


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These will do nicely.

Now you have to figure out a way from them to die. This is probably going to be the easy part around here.

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Now, with this kind of death, the important thing to remember is that nobody is recovered. You're only suppoed to assume the person died. “We never found the body after things quieted down, so how do you know he’s really dead?” is the basic idea.

Now if you like, you can plant some "evidence" that the person died. Some torn clothing, a weapon, if you're feeling grusome maybe even a body part or something.

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Now, the thing is, without a body, you can't proove they died. They just could have been blown free in the explosion or whatever you used to "kill" them.

So, with that, you can justify a return anytime you like.
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Now let's give a big hand to our volunteers!
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Thank you thank you all.

Tune in next time for even more lessons in not staying dead.
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Knight here, hijacking the first post to link the continuing installments for future reference.

LESSON #2 - The Wrong Body
LESSON #3 - The Exact Duplicate
LESSON #4 - Only Mostly Dead
LESSON #5 - Act of God
LESSON #6 - Alternate Reality
LESSON #7 - "The Retcon" or "it Never Happened"
LESSON #8 - Dead ... but still active.
LESSON #9 - The Professional Corpse
LESSON #10 - The original is dead. Long live the clone!
LESSON #11 - Reincarnation!
LESSON #12 - Time Travel!
LESSON #13 - Continuing a Proud Tradition
LESSON #14 - Body Switch
LESSON #15 - The Flash Back Option
LESSON #16 - The Ambiguous Return
LESSON #17 - Never Appologize, Never Explain

Curtain Call









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Carmichael Micaalus
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*SNERK* Well done, Alan.
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Algasir
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Green hair!
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Sometimes, I'm glad I don't have a sprite version of myself. >.>
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Alan Bates
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Well, that's just because you suck.
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Algasir
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Mostly, yeah.

Also because I actually DO have a sprite version of myself that a friend made for me, but I would rather be a human than a robot. ^^
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White Meteo
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ok. thats good.
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Forever Zero
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I was greatly amused by this.
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Nude Mordain FTW!
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*edges away from Luppy, hands Mordy a new flamethrower cartridge*
9999 forever!

Katerina: Those are old movies! For babies! What about Texas Chainsaw Masa.. something... THAT's COOL!
Cienna: No killing movies.. I don't think I can take any more of that.
Toby: uhm.. what 'bout "Dawn of the Dead" ? That's a uhm.. romantic kids' movie... honest..
Katerina: Yeah.. we LOVE romance. Can we, PULEEEEEZE?
Gadgeteer: Romance, huh? Well, I think I might have seen 'La petite chaise' in the TV room. That's a romance. It's also in French. Or we could watch the movie that has a bunch of dogs running around in the snow.

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Alan Bates
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Well, if the competition is half faced MFD and Draco, I'm not sure she'd be offended by being the winner.
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Just Jon
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How long was spent on the last half faced MFD panel?
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Alan Bates
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Not half as long as you'd think. It was actually pretty easy.
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Just Jon
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Well, it LOOKS like it took awhile, and thus gets a gold star!
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mordain
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It does look really good, if also gruesome...
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Alan Bates
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The it's a perfect balance

We have a naked person
A gruesome person
and a person that only kinda naked and kinda gruesome
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mordain
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...it's the wrong side of his face, tho'.
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Alan Bates
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... no it's not.
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mordain
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Suuuure it's not. :P
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Alan Bates
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Hey, aren't you supposed to be off somehwere being naked or something?
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Just Jon
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Well, she came out of FZ's room to comment, so...
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