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Bigs birthday
Topic Started: Nov 23 2006, 11:44 AM (495 Views)
Big McStrongmuscle
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How is that different from when I was here...?
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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They got to Radeon Platform B-12.
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Big McStrongmuscle
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Wouldn't that have shut off the power to Enormous-But-Fragile Hibernation Tube Theta? I was keeping a 70-foot landsquid in there for Calamari Day!
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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That's what I'm saying, they're ruining all our holidays!
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Big McStrongmuscle
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There's only one solution to a problem of this magnitude: Giant, crime-fighting, robotic, holiday icons! Santatron-5000! Nuclear-powered easter bunnies with lasers for eyes! Enormous, heavily-armed techno-squids that fry up first the perpetrators, and then themselves as delicious entrees!
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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But your funding's been cut ever since you disappeared with a half eaten sandwich lab sample!
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Big McStrongmuscle
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The fundings gone too? This cannot stand! The time has clearly come for an epic quest, complete with wacky hijinks and a chance to sell movie rights!
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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To the Big-mobile!
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Big McStrongmuscle
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*Ten minutes later...*

Sorry, officer, we were just going so fast that the light blue-shifted to yellow!
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Just Jon
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Man, all our epic journeys end in jailtime... Or death. Or the death of jailtime.
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Big McStrongmuscle
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All three, usually. Or would you rather leave the building foundations intact this time?
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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I vote the third and take that as a que to start an age of ANARCHY!

*borrows Big's device used to rewrite genetic history and causes all world leaders to be closely related to each other*
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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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Big McStrongmuscle
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So what, we're in 17th-century Europe?
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Arc,Dec 16 2006
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I vote the third and take that as a que to start an age of ANARCHY!

*borrows Big's device used to rewrite genetic history and causes all world leaders to be closely related to each other*

Unfortunately that just makes things make MORE sense.
Live and learn - or die and teach by example.
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Algasir
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We can be.
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All the more reason to... OPEN THE TANKS!
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Only for some odd reason all the royalty is half bovine.
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"Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck
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Arc
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Oh ho ho hoo! My plan is not yet finished

*arranges for all world leaders (21st Century) to meet and be intoxicated with what is hopefully liquor but at the very least it's alcohol*


Mweh he he....hey how long does one usually wait for chobocos on the farm? This should only take half as long.


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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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Big McStrongmuscle
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Which ones? Cryo, helium, rocket-fuel, or vodka?
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...No, one-dimensionality is NOT a precondition of pasta!  What about lasagna?  Well, sure, but something can be zero-dimensional and still be pasta! It's not geometry, its semolina content. Yes, I suppose you could make mobius pasta. No, I'd draw the line at orthogon-os...
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Algasir
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All of the above, mixed together in a bowl and baked into cookies.
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