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Death Note Entries.; Who would you kill, had you the power?
Topic Started: Mar 29 2007, 04:42 AM (964 Views)
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Oh, whatever Ou.

Anyways....

Intangir monster from FFVI advance: species extermination via the destruction of frigging Triangle Island.

Edit: Because if we killed each other based off of petty differences, this thread would get locked and no one would ever forgive each other, duh.
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Isn't context grand?

...isn't killing usually where it ends? If that's where it starts, it can only get worse from there.

But especially considering the other "entries" here, generally deaths of things people don't like, I know I'd feel kinda sad/insulted if my name showed up.

That being said? Hitler: Time traveling rhino stampede.
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The rule says no killing of forumites, i.e. don't kill the person who's actually typing these things, because that's just no.

By extension, don't kill their forum persona(e). It's just crass.

If you really want to be tasteful, just don't use this thread at all!
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Ou des
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I thought it would just devolve into killing whoever was above you in a PAYTesqe black comedy.

Edit: Scratch that. Actually I was hoping it would.
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The people who thought up Survivor: Death by exposure, compounded by snake bite.
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Ou des,Mar 31 2007
03:07 AM
I thought it would just devolve into killing whoever was above you in a PAYTesqe black comedy.

Edit: Scratch that. Actually I was hoping it would.

No no no.

That's actually the origin of the Pent Up Rage thread. But somewhere along the way it went all emo on us.

And since the idea behind this thread is not comedic death of forum avatars, but the actual death of real people, it's exceptionally bad form to talk about other members of the forum that way, since you're kinda saying "I want you to die, like, fo'rizzle, totally".
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I kinda thought that the thread was for ironic or "fitting" deaths, like

Newb: Magical food poisoning
or
JJ: Death by nude amazons


Which would make it reasonable to put forumite deaths, if not for the rule expressly forbidding them.
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Gnarl
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About half of these in the thread aren't very ironic.

[size0]Although in all honesty, the thread has spawned more in fighting and debate then actual thread so far.
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mordain
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I have to say that the opening post to this thread sorta made me inherently hostile towards it.

Well, what else do you expect, FZ? Us NOT to bicker back and forth like five year olds?
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mordain,Mar 31 2007
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I have to say that the opening post to this thread sorta made me inherently hostile towards it.

Well, what else do you expect, FZ? Us NOT to bicker back and forth like five year olds?

Well you're just a big doo-doo head, and I'm leaving! Nyah!

But no, it's just gotten sorta twisted up as much on what it is as the etiquette it's tried to establish for itself that broke down one page later.
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This thread, death by spamming....
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Spam, death by vikings.
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*le sigh*

Mario - Head trauma

Franziska von Karma - Whipped to death

Myself - Happily

Sephiroth - Shot

Zero - Failed revival for MMZ5

Integra Hellsing - Stake through the heart

Sonic - Blasted by a badnik just as the homing attack finally works

There. Ironic deaths. And as a disclaimer, if you don't get any references here, I hate you.
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*time travels back two months*

Captain Americ....*shot*


Ow, The irony is literally killing me...
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Newb,Mar 31 2007
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Zap Brannigan: Snu-Snu

Fry: "I never thought I'd die this way, but I really, really hoped so!"
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Homer Simpson: Pushing that crayon in another two inches
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Soylent Green: Eaten by vegetarians.
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Vegetarians: Death by Tauren.

*points to avatar in case you don't know what that is*
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