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Death Note Entries.; Who would you kill, had you the power?
Topic Started: Mar 29 2007, 04:42 AM (963 Views)
Zap Rowsdower
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Anti-Vegitarians: Death by PETA/Environmentalist co-fatwa. To be declared by the Newfu guy from the Teen Titans cartoon.
"Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck
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Link: Killed by a fairy in a bottle.
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Cyrus,Mar 31 2007
02:05 AM
Isn't context grand?

...isn't killing usually where it ends? If that's where it starts, it can only get worse from there.

But especially considering the other "entries" here, generally deaths of things people don't like, I know I'd feel kinda sad/insulted if my name showed up.

That being said? Hitler: Time traveling rhino stampede.

Rhino Stampede:deatomized by excessive time travel (Red Alert=BAD)
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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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Gnarl,Mar 31 2007
08:05 AM
And since the idea behind this thread is not comedic death of forum avatars, but the actual death of real people, it's exceptionally bad form to talk about other members of the forum that way, since you're kinda saying "I want you to die, like, fo'rizzle, totally".


For even implying I might ever use the word "fo'rizzle"; Gnarl: death by drive by nerf shooting by wannabe white rappers

a ninja! ... dies quietly in his sleep from a heart atack at an unusally young age
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Yes, but by quoting him, you just used the word "fo'rizzle". So technically...

*shot*
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Alan Bates,Mar 31 2007
11:40 AM
Garl:  death by drive by nerf shooting by wannabe white rappers

Ha ha! Those drive-bys are always so horribly inaccurate, they killed my second-cousin twice removed Garl instead of me!
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Algy: Oh, come on now. You're not even trying to follow the rules.

Does undeath count?

Seriously, guys. Talk about killing another forumite and the thread goes bye-bye.
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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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Wolverine: Death by plot device that makes him removed totally.
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Zap Rowsdower,Mar 31 2007
03:39 PM
the Newfu guy from the Teen Titans cartoon.

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*eats*


Mmm, yummy evil
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Don't worry, if the Bison ever take over the midlands Godzilla will take care of them. Just like he did with Bambi.
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Arc,Mar 31 2007
11:43 AM
Algy: Oh, come on now. You're not even trying to follow the rules.

Does undeath count?

Seriously, guys. Talk about killing another forumite and the thread goes bye-bye.

Quoted for emphasis.
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Night Mare Chan: death by pun
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Go ironic death of an esper!

Odin boss by Omislash (I think thats his move.)
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mordain,Mar 31 2007
10:39 AM
Link: Killed by a fairy in a bottle.

Thread over, we have a winner.
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demener,Apr 1 2007
12:32 AM
mordain,Mar 31 2007
10:39 AM
Link: Killed by a fairy in a bottle.

Thread over, we have a winner.

Well, capturing little girls in bottles for "reviving" was bound to bite him on the ass eventually.
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Nascar by the world government deciding that there are better uses for our little remaining oil.

WWE - by the now extinct "D.A.R.E" and Health organizations in North America shutting it down for health and safety reasons, such as glamourizing the use of steroids.

The Celebrity Slut Girl trend by a hideous outbreak of STDs and publicized papparazzi photos of disease symptoms.

P.E.T.A. and Greenpeace -- bad tofu

M.A.D.D. -- Liver Disease.
Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place!

Peter : Sounds like my weekend.
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The person who decided that it was ok for all education to essays and research papers: Drove to the street and shot as a herd of rhinos and elephants from Jumanji trample him.
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MechaV,Mar 31 2007
03:38 PM
Great villain or the greatest villain?

Most bizzare villain ever created, ever.
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femmesimonbelmont,Apr 1 2007
03:47 AM
Nascar by the world government deciding that there are better uses for our little remaining oil.

Having driven in Chicago traffic, and I'm sure that bigger cities are worse, I have a theory that NASCAR is simply a kneejerk response to freeway traffic... people want to see what it's like to drive fast.
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MikePB,Apr 1 2007
03:11 PM
Having driven in Chicago traffic, and I'm sure that bigger cities are worse, I have a theory that NASCAR is simply a kneejerk response to freeway traffic... people want to see what it's like to drive fast.

Lewis Black did a comedy skit almost exactly on that premise.

On the side of gross burning of resources, I can understand annoyance with NASCAR, but as to the event itself I have nothing against NASCAR and have watched chunks of races while being entertained.
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