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| Stupid People.....; should not reproduce | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 03:08 AM (474 Views) | |
| Redheero | Apr 5 2007, 03:08 AM Post #1 |
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OKAY! Third times a charm, if my computer dies in the middle of writing this agian I'll kill it myself. ANYWAYS, having nothing to do all I like to walk around the local lake Anna near my house. Since the whether was really good yesterday a lot of people were out walking today. And don't get me wong, most there people are nice, curtious, and just minding there own bussiness. In general I'm one of these people. But during my walk this group of kids came around and parked there bikes, which there not allowed to have around the lake in the first place, right in the middle of the sidewalk where everyone walks. Now there arn't just walking enthusiest that go around here, there are also a lot of people in wheelchairs and walkers and have strollers with them. So these fricken kids make all of these poor people walk in the grass or sand because they don't have enough brain cells to comprehend that they're assholes. Now even with that I'm usually way to shy to admit I'm pissed to them. But this nice man I met told them to kindly move out of the way and these hell spawn disrepsected him. THAT pisses me off. So, still being kind and shy, I tell the kiddies to get their bikes off the sidewalk because it's rude. (Note during all of this I'm still walking around the inner ring or this lake where all this takes place and I rarely stop) Next time I come around their still in the way so I give them their second warning, they start to what the considered 'mocking' me. (Which in all truth was pretty pathetic) So I tell them that next time I come around and if their still in the way that I'm chucking thier bikes in the lake. So they start betting me and each other that I won't do it (Beacuse let's face it, in society today people actually consider little brats telling that they'll sue them a threat. Me, I laugh at their ignorance and shear stupidity) So I come around again and this time they have perposfully blockaded my path, so guess what I did? I threw their bikes in the lake. Teach them to bet against me. So they do actually get out of peoples way, except me of course, and attempt to jump me my next come around. ((I'd like to take this time to mention that one of the random guys walking around watched the first three rounds congradulated me and said I made his day)) So the oldest of the group gives me her hand and calls a truth, and I totally know she's going to do the 'syke' thing but I gave the prat the benifit of the doubt, cause hey, I'm still a shy nice person. I'm only telling this next part to somewhat explain what happens next. So I am still minding my bussiness when one of the chickies on a bike attempts to ram me with her bike (Totally saw that coming too) So I catch it, warn her what would happen if she tried that again and shake the bike with her on it to get the point across. Three more rounds of pathetic insults on their parts and they eventually go away. I'm have nothing better to do so I'm still walking around the lake. Well, it was getting a litle dark and I was about to head home when I see the apidimy of gutter trash bitch racing towards. At the time I payed it no head cause I really don't like talking to people while I'm walking when physco bitch starts in asking her 'kid' if I'm the one and 'asking' me what I did to her 'kid' while she attempts to 'push' me (And when I saw push I mean the weakest excuse for a budge, I've had harder pushes from bushes in the wind) And still being the shy nice person I am I simply try to explain to her that though I did throw the bike, I did not inflict any damage upon said peice of crap. And let me first tell you that I expected stupidity and wrath from the gutter trash "mother" but I have a high respect for older people and once thought that with age, SOME wisdome has to crawl up thier ass. But I was prover wrong, as the "grandmother" Comes up to me and WITHOUT PROVACATION reaches her hand out and starts to try to choke me. Had I not been so surprised I would have reacted before said scrum reached its filthy hands to touch me. So I grab her wrists and rip her off of me and I think I might have broken her wrists. Had I not been so surprised I would have made sure to break her wrists. So as the slim was ripped off my neck her sharpened claws slashed across my neck, I proceed to intelectially tear their little souls to shreads, as they yell that they already called the cops on me (Total bullshit, cops never came, plus I'm sure they would have taken my side) I was still in to me little walk so I proceed to walk a good two more times around the lake then I head home. When I get home it turned out the gutter slim did a little more damage then I initually thought. The cunt sliced up my neck, not damaging really but I was worried what kind of germs it kept in its nails, I disinfect my neck after getting a few pictures, frankly I found it funny, and go on wth my life. Stupid people should not reproduce, And I am SICK AND TIRED OF THEIR LITTLE SHITS RUNNING FREE WITH NO REPROCUTIONS. So, I'm doing my part to put them in their place. If I see the little things again putting their bikes on the sidewalk again, I will kindly warn them, then I will kindly chuck them into the lake again. and if their worthless excuse for human beings come after me again, this time I will not be caught off gaurd. Now, do you have a story on why stupid people need fixed? |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 5 2007, 04:33 AM Post #2 |
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No story, but I feel I must disagree with your methods, Redheero. ...When dealing with stupid people, *NEVER* let your guard down. But I think you learned from your mistake. ![]() Seriously though, throwing the bikes in the lake... I don't think I would have had the guts to do that. Nice work. |
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| ryu planeswalker | Apr 5 2007, 04:58 AM Post #3 |
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Cudos Yo, fight the good fight against the dumb mother fuckers. |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Apr 5 2007, 07:46 PM Post #4 |
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No story about dumbass parents, but kids... I'm in gym class. A large black freshman comes over to me, and asks why I talk all funny and shit. I tell him that I only use language in the Oxford English Dictionary and Websters; he says Him: "who talks like that, yo? Talk like everyone else". Me: "I do. Adult society and all" Him: "Come on. Nobody talks like that". Me: "If you mean you want me to speak ebonics and/or "street" slang, I refrain from getting into the habit of speaking in that manner so as not to reduce my chances of getting a good job or into a good college, as most polite society frown upon its use." Him: "Who the hell told you that? They is stupid, yo. Me: "....a book told me." *thinking*moron*thinking* Him: "Curse for me." Me: "No." Him: "Come on! Just say shit." Me: "Fuck you." Him: "There you go!" Me: "I ususally curse in british, though." Him: "Why do that, man? Its still English and shit." Me: "Yes, but its socially acceptable. If you say fuck, people get shocked. If you say bugger, nobody minds, even if it more or less means the same thing." Him: "But they don't understand what you're saying! If you wanna call someone a bitch, you call her a bitch, you know?" Me: "Er, no. I rarely have reason to call people bitch." Me: "Man, you got a lot to learn, freshman." *he proceeds to attempt to teach me the intricacies of volleyball, such as to hit the ball when it gets near you* Me, interupting: "I'm a Junior. Not a freshman." Him: "Yeah right. You look like a freshman." Me: "What do you mean?" Him: "You look like a freshman! You act like a freshman. How you be a junior, dawg?" Me: "Well, you see, when you go to high school for two years, and you pass EACH TIME, earning the requisite number of credits, on your third year you earn the title of 'junior'." Him: "Don't talk to me like I's stupid, dawg." I had to get the word of a classmate to prove that I wasn't some newbie because I spoke proper English. At which point he didn't appologize, and went back to explaining the basics of volleyball to me. |
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| Alphawolf55 | Apr 5 2007, 08:09 PM Post #5 |
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Red, you're officially on the cool awesome list. Jewth, do you belong to an area where acting ghetto would make any sense? Also did you stay back a year? |
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| Robotech Master | Apr 5 2007, 08:11 PM Post #6 |
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Idiot tries to explain WWI It is a story within itself. |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Apr 5 2007, 08:19 PM Post #7 |
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My school is officially labled as inner city, but the population is so high and the honors classes so extensive that if not for the near-weakly gang warfare at lunchtime I wouldn't really notice. Really, you need to be a moron to notice that about 50% (the white half) doesn't speak like that. ANd yes, kindergarden. No, I don't remember. And the world war one thing? Theres a girl in my AP history class who didn't know what the Berlin Wall was, or when communism fell. She constantly askes questions of things that are kinda common knowledge. Last year, we had a girl who opposed women having the right to vote. So yeah, not surprised much. If the two I mentioned are AP... |
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| Alphawolf55 | Apr 5 2007, 08:21 PM Post #8 |
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At least you don't live in Dover, NH where kids really believe that they are hardcore gangsters and being the "hardcore gangster" that they are they shoot buses with bebe guns. Oh and if you stand up to one of them, and call their bluffs about fightingthem, they agree to one on one, but later on try to recruit people to jump you. Yeah, stayed back in kindergarten too. |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Apr 5 2007, 08:25 PM Post #9 |
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We had a black guy, only one in the whole AP system. Real nice guy, real smart. How was he treated by the other blacks? Respect? Fear? Anger. THey talked about how he was "an oreo, because he was black on the outside and white on the inside". Appearently, to be black is to dress poorly, be violent, stupid, and use improper English. ANd woe be unto any who don't fit the bill. |
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| Alphawolf55 | Apr 5 2007, 08:30 PM Post #10 |
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I actually know people like that, like one kid whose white as a piece of paper, calls himself Black because he thinks he's ghetto, so apparentely to him, being a weak, short, uneducated punk is the same as being black. |
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| Newb | Apr 5 2007, 08:32 PM Post #11 |
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Volleyball? There's people who care about that shit enough to accost random strangers and explain the rules? |
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| Alphawolf55 | Apr 5 2007, 08:33 PM Post #12 |
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Volleyball is serious business. |
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| Newb | Apr 5 2007, 08:42 PM Post #13 |
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The Obfuscated One
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Stop trying to start arguments, Alpha!
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| Just Jon | Apr 5 2007, 08:47 PM Post #14 |
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At least she was asking questions to stop being ignorant of those things. Really, so long as people are willing to learn and overcome what they don't know, is it really worthwhile calling them dumb? As yet uneducated maybe, and if they really don't care, yeah, they're dumb. This girl sounded like she perhaps had a sheltered childhood or perhaps her interest in history just hadn't picked up yet. As for the girl who opposed... Well, that's her choice, but it sounds like something that was taught at home by an overbearing father and a mother that wouldn't fight back. This is an opinion on her part, and while I don't agree with it, if she wants to justify her opinion by not personally voting.. No problem, yah? |
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| Mato | Apr 5 2007, 09:42 PM Post #15 |
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Hahaha. I might have you all beat. There's kids here who don't know who Hitler was. |
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| Newb | Apr 5 2007, 09:43 PM Post #16 |
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... Where do you live? Some middle-eastern country that's trying to claim it was all a myth? |
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| mordain | Apr 5 2007, 09:48 PM Post #17 |
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There are people who try to deny that the Holocaust ever happened. So I can see that. It's really astonishing how ignorant some people can be, but I hestiate to label someone as stupid when it's really just ignorance. |
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| Mato | Apr 5 2007, 09:48 PM Post #18 |
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New Mexico. I learned about this through my mother and two of my friends. Mom teaches the high school age Sunday School. The kids in her class didn't know who Hitler or Elvis was. Elvis, I can sort of understand, but Hitler? Come on. |
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| Forever Zero | Apr 5 2007, 09:49 PM Post #19 |
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Not knowing is ignorance. Not believing when being presented with evidence is stupid. |
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| mordain | Apr 5 2007, 09:51 PM Post #20 |
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Kids usually don't do historical research on their own. High school age... if they haven't taken world history yet, or if they simply don't pay attention, or if the school has strange ideas about what should be taught in class.... yeah, I can see that. edit: Also, that's now how I would define stupidity, myself... I can be presented for evidence about a lot of things and not believe it because I didn't feel the evidence was strong enough. That's not stupidity, that's being stubborn or skeptical... |
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