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Fanficstravaganza!; How much crazy can you take?!
Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 05:35 AM (1,813 Views)
Just Jon
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You can sign up until 8pm PST. Check the first post for details.

And sorry Allen, as much fun as that might be, we're keeping this one PG-13.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers . The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

Mines so going to rock! I can actually make this one work.
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I'm torn between these three.

1) Your Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and Frankenstein . The story should use suicide as a plot device!

or

2) Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain America and Titanic . The story should use martial arts as a plot device!

or

3) Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the A-team and Dilbert. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!
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You really need to question? I'd be all over the A-team/Dilbert one. You could even make the classic scooby doo references!

Also, we seem to have an overabundance of Blizzard as a plot device. If you get that from here on out (not asking people who already have it to change), keep the two crossover and refresh, and take the next plot device so we can keep things interesting.
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I dunno. The A-Team/Dilbert one is good, but the My Little Pony/frankenstein fic could work too.
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The first one I got was actually.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Office Space and Sesame Street . The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

I wasn't going to do that one even before I saw the thing about no rape. Though I did have an idea for it about Seseme street explaining rape.

But I clicked on it some more after the Narnia thing and got these.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Resident Evil and Twilight Zone . The story should use anal sex as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friends and Pirates of the Caribbean . The story should use furries as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Guy and Muppet Babies . The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Thundercats and Toy Story . The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Office Space and Aladdin . The story should use starting a band as a plot device!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Street Sharks and Family Circus . The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!

Hee hee, I had forgotten all about Street Sharks. Hey what was that one show with the ooze toy machine that made monsters called?
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I want in, clicking now


Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and American Idol . The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

I actually watched American Idol til this season....

My story will be entitled
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*Laughing ass off* I can totally see that story!


((I only ever watched the first season of American Idol but I've heard about that chick on the radio and how much people hate her.

I plan to be on Idol next season))
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I know jack shit about Superstar USA and I don't watch American Idol, which it's a parody of. If the guy's characterization seems off, that's why.

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“You are never driving again.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m hazardous to your health.” It wasn’t like Duo hadn’t heard that line before. He never bothered to point out that being “hazardous” had been their job, once upon a time –and all of them had been pretty damn good at it, too.

It was all water under the bridge (like drowning in a river, he thinks) and now… now they were upstanding citizens who abided by the law most of the time, except when they didn't and, well, wasn’t that disappointing. He supposed he would be disappointed, too, if one of the others had been responsible for a car accident like he was now. They were pilots and damn good ones. Getting into something as minor as a vehicular accident (not homicide; those days were over) was like… like… Well, it wasn’t supposed to happen. They had better reflexes than that. That’s all there was to it.

He kicked the tire half-heartedly and glared at the cars which seemed to be trying to eat each other whole, what with their car practically sitting on top of the other like a very, very bad girl. Mama taught her better than that, he was sure, though it wasn’t like the car could control what the driver did. Those thoughts were getting dangerous, it was best to think of something else.

Vaguely, he registered Quatre moving toward the other motorist (not victim; those days were over) before offering apologies in that warm, friendly tone of his. Duo was quite sure the guy could handle the situation alone –and possibly get them out of a ticket; he wasn’t a C.E.O. for nothing- but the accident was his fault and dammit it wasn’t right to make Quatre do it.

“Hey, sorry about all this,” he says, rubbing an itch on the top of his head. “Duo Maxwell.” An obligatory handshake, a meeting of the eyes and was it just him or did the guy seem to be checking him out? That was a bit creepy.

“Chris Briggs,” he said, sizing the guy up. Nice build, good face… but could he sing? It would be better if he couldn’t.

“So…uh, what do I owe you?”

Briggs shrugged. “Tell you what. Sign up for the show I’m producing, win, and we’ll call it even.”

“…Huh?? Show?”

A smirk, a flash of a business card, and a careful stare. “Win and you get money. Don’t have to go for the grand prize. Just try to get semi-finalist or something.”

Duo’s eyes narrowed a fraction. He knew enough about shady deals and con artists to know that this… didn’t seem quite legit. “What’s the catch?”

“No catch. Sign up, win, get the money. You can sing, right?”

How the hell was he supposed to know? He sang, Heero glared at him. He hummed, Wufei hit him. He showed any sign of a song being stuck in his head, Trowa stared at him in that unnerving way of his until he shut the fuck up even if he had said nothing in the first place.

But he wasn’t about to tell a complete stranger this. “Dunno; never really thought about it before. Do drunken karaoke nights count?”

The shit-eating grin following that question gave Duo a sense of foreboding. “You’ll do fine. If you decide to chicken out…” (Duo didn’t bristle at this; he did not bristle because he was not letting something so simple get to him)

Another card accompanied by another smirk. “My contact info. Send the check there and I’ll get it.”

Someone apparently had the foresight to call the cops and a tow truck and the conversation ended there. There were questions, money was exchanged for towing, and it was generally a shitty ordeal as wrecks usually were. Duo grumbled as he was handed a fine and chided by a police officer (“Cars aren’t supposed to go that fast”), looking at the first business card that Briggs guy gave him.

Superstar USA.

Pffffttttt. Yeah that was something he really wanted. Fame! Fortune! Ruining the brains of millions! (He refused to add “mayhem” to the list; those days were over). He tore up the glittery yellow card and stuffed the remnants in his pocket. He didn’t want to add a ticket for littering to the little list- he was an upstanding citizen who abided by the rules, except when he didn’t, and he sure as hell wasn’t a singer.

He wasn’t sure whether to scream or laugh when he found out the true nature of the show a few months later. He chose laughter for now and maybe –just maybe- screaming later if it was done by Briggs and if he was the one to cause it. He didn’t feel like being an upstanding citizen, those days of mayhem and victimizing might be over, but fuck if the guy didn’t deserve a taste of ol’ Shinigami.

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819 words :D
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One hour to decide your story and sign up! After which, the story writing portion will begin!

Mato, you can keep the story you've written or write another during the official time if you like, didn't mean to rush you if you thought you needed to be done so soon.
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Nope, just wanted to get it over with. I just thought we could start as soon as we signed up. It was a mistake on my part. You can move it down the thread if you think you need to or have me do it. It's no big thing.

Edit: Just to clarify, I wanted to "get it over with" otherwise I would forget and probably not do it. >.>;
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No no, we're keeping it, just giving you the offer.
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Well it won't hurt just to see what comes up...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Freakzoid! and Cowboy Bebop. The story should use marriage as a plot device!"

... Clearly, I was wrong. Oh lord.
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DAMN IT YOURS IS COOLER!
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Does this mean you're participating Reggie?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I gotta stop clicking on this thing, this is the last I'll share.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Starsky and Hutch and Final Fantasy 7 . The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!

*Dies of laughter*
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Redheero,Apr 5 2007
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Final Fantasy 7 . The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!

...That alone makes up for about 85% of FFVII's fandom
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No... No, I'm sorry, but the remnants of my childhood can't process my assigned topic.
Luppy can have mine if he wants, though.
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Well it won't hurt just to see what comes up...

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Freakzoid! and Cowboy Bebop. The story should use marriage as a plot device!"

... Clearly, I was wrong. Oh lord.

Best. Topic. Ever.
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