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| Immolation | Apr 11 2007, 01:45 AM Post #101 |
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Eternal Flame
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It'll be done when it's done! (IE: tomorrow) |
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"How much time do you need?" "Whatever you can get me. When the EMP goes off-" "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a motherfucking ghost" | |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 12 2007, 10:02 PM Post #102 |
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I'm almost tempted to drop myself from the contest and instead focus on this as an actual fanfic, with chapters and stuff. ... ...nah... |
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 12 2007, 11:47 PM Post #103 |
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Transcendent
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isn't the deadline tonight? |
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| femmesimonbelmont | Apr 13 2007, 12:27 AM Post #104 |
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you know you love it.
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Yes, Yes it is. |
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Mrs. Limburger : Crashing, and banging, all kinds of weird noises. Howling, moaning, frightful grunting, things falling out of closets, all over the place! Peter : Sounds like my weekend. -- The Real Ghostbusters, "The Hole in the Wall Gang" "Eat if you're hungry...punch if you're mad...and then... when you're wearing glasses, PRETEND TO BE INTELLIGENT!!" -- Masaru Hananakajima "Never has suicide been more appealing, until I realized how appealing murder would be." -- RTM | |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 13 2007, 12:28 AM Post #105 |
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I'm almost done! ...but the way I'm going with this could actually become something good... |
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 13 2007, 12:33 AM Post #106 |
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Transcendent
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well that would be the point. |
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| Newb | Apr 13 2007, 12:38 AM Post #107 |
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The Obfuscated One
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Nuhuh |
| An Adventure, Hopefully: Multiverse SI | |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 13 2007, 12:45 AM Post #108 |
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Transcendent
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quiet newb. |
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| Newb | Apr 13 2007, 12:56 AM Post #109 |
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The Obfuscated One
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Meany head poopy face. |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 13 2007, 01:34 AM Post #110 |
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Transcendent
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People like you are the reason I stopped reading fanfics, and newsgroups, and penthouse forum.... |
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| Kitsuneko | Apr 13 2007, 01:54 AM Post #111 |
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oh, by the way, iye...sorry about the whole pancake fanfic thing...i feel really sad just thinking about it... ...you know what i'm talking about... ...anyway, fanfics are silly, i wanna read some! ...they are silly, right? |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 13 2007, 02:09 AM Post #112 |
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No. They're dangerous and reading them makes your brain explode, if you're lucky. Writing one is a task of utmost evil that has the potential to summon the ancient ones from the depths. ...so yeah. Go ahead and read.
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| Kitsuneko | Apr 13 2007, 02:11 AM Post #113 |
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nah, nevermind, reading makes my brain itch. |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 13 2007, 03:05 AM Post #114 |
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Here's mine. I didn't really pay attention to the word or time limits, so if it's too big or too late, it's probably because fuck you. Read and enjoy. ==================================== Defeat. A bitter medicine, but one that could ultimately make one a better person. A crushing blow to one's ego, and a breeding ground for new ideas and plots. Some who had tasted it feared doing anything more to tempt its wrath, but still others were only fueled by it to succeed in their next endeavours, and even more would want retribution on those who would dare to make them taste it. Such unsavoury feelings permeated the non-atmosphere of deep space. A lone vessel traveled the cosmos, housing a single figure. He had found his share of defeat at the hands of a group of superhumans similar to himself, he believed. Granted, it took their combined power to defeat him, but a loss was a loss, and this particular loss was a major one. It cost him everything, from money to power to godhood itself. Now, all he had was the rocket he escaped in and his desire for revenge. But the lonely ship would not pass through space without contest. A much larger ship appeared on the horizon--that is, if space had a horizon--and approached the spacecraft of David Blaine. David was in no condition to resist the large vessel after his struggle with the Super Best Friends in South Park, Colorado. The best course of action would be to attempt escape. And David did, and ultimately failed. I won't even take the time or words to describe it, it was so pathetic. In any case, his rocket was easily taken by the aliens and David was anticlimatically brought before the ship's captain for negotiation. There, he was uncuffed, and stared at. The surrounding aliens made noises that sounded slightly like human laughter. Eventually, he broke the relative silence and the conversation began. "What's going on?! I'm warning you, I wield powerful magics beyond your comprehension!" "David Blaine. Champion among humans. You may cease your worrying, for our intentions are benevolent." David opened his mouth to interupt, but the leader continued. "We require your aid for an important purpose. One that could determine the fate of the universe itself." A pause. David opened his mouth again, but the leader beat him again and began speaking. "You are the most powerful human being on the planet Terra, or Earth if you prefer. That is the reason you qualify for this mission." David raised his hand to speak, but was interrupted yet again by the dominant alien. "You see, there are other universes, and one of them desperately needs your help. It is filled with powerful beings like yourself. However, it is being invaded by aliens from yet another universe. The natives have no hope of defending themselves from this threat, and so they require an outsider. That's you. They may seem powerful at first, but your magic is different from theirs--at least, fundamentally. You could learn things from them. Your desire for revenge could be fufilled. Do you accept this mission?" David waited for a while before answering. "Yeah, sure, bu--" "It is decided! Begin Teleportation!" And David Blaine was surrounded by a pillar of light to his new destination. "...DAMMIT!" Meanwhile, in the village hidden in the leaves, reconstruction was taking place after the death of the third hokage. The villagers were blissfully unaware of the coming dangers. But this is a fanfic, so let's try and make things a little bit different, shall we? For one, this is the part of the fanfic where the Hidden Leaf Village starts getting shot to hell. Let's turn our attention to Itachi and Kisame. They were making their way to the village hidden in the leaves, when they noticed something. Something that wasn't exactly trying to be stealthy. However, it was moving extremely fast. Towards them. Itachi's sharingan eventually revealed that the creature felt like avoiding them. Trying to avoid unneccessary attention. Trying and failing. "It's irrelevant. Let's go." Itachi had never seen a creature like that before, but they had a mission to complete. Itachi used a mild genjutsu to change his and Kisame's scents. Perhaps the creature ate seafood. They headed toward the village, and proceeded to knock the guard out. The creature was still following them until this point. Itachi had ignored it up until now, believing it to lack intelligence, but now the thing was running away. This indicated either intelligence, or subservience. "I've changed my mind. Let's kill it." Itachi followed it in order to put some distance between himself and the village, and threw a kunai at the creature. Strangely enough, it didn't die. Instead, it became angry and charged, trying to pounce on them. Again, it failed in its endeavour, as Itachi had predicted it and kicked it in the air. The creature was fast, but Itachi's sharingan read it like a book. "Vicious little critter..." Kisame unveiled his sword, Samehada, and smashed the creature with it as it came down. Then he dragged the sword across the body, turning it into a ripped cadaver. "What is it? I've never seen anything like this." Kisame mused. "I don't sense any chakra coming from it either. There's no traces at all. That means it's not some strange construct made to spy on us. Technically, it should mean that this creature has been dead for a long time." "Eh, I'm not too worried. It was weak, and we have a mission. ...wait a second. Do you see this?" The creature was regenerating. The ripped flesh was healing. The limbs twitched, and the creature attempted to limp away. "It was alive this whole time. I'll fix that!" Kisame mauled it with his sword, mutilating it to the point where it had to be dead. "...let's just continue." Itachi had to question the wisdom of this. He would be right to do so, as this was the event that would trigger the hell to come. But he had no way of knowing that now. They were running late. No matter. Naruto wasn't going anywhere. Meanwhile, inside the Village Hidden in the leaves, a bright flash of light and a loud bang disrupted the lives of those reconstructing the village. It didn't hurt anyone, but it gathered enough attention to warrant being checked out by some jonin. After all, they had just been attacked, they had to be defensive. As it turned out, Ebisu was the closest available jonin, so the task fell upon him to check it out. "Ugh... damn Martians..." David Blaine rubbed his head in pain. "Hold it right there! You're coming with me for questioning!" Ebisu put a kunai to David's throat. "I'm not an alien!" "What? Hey, don't try anything! I am an elite ninja! You will not escape me! And even if you do, your little stunt should have attracted enough attention to where you won't leave alive should you choose not to cooperate!" At the moment, the only other ninja of note around was Rock Lee, who sighed sadly at his predicament. Should this newcomer be dangerous, he would not be able to fight. He was useless now. "Kill me?! You obviously don't know who you're dealing with! I'm here to singlehandedly help save you, but I don't mind kicking some ass to show everyone who's boss!" Egos flared. Streets cleared. Except for Rock Lee, who sort of wanted to watch. Perhaps it would help his depression. Ebisu laughed. "I'm ready for anything you try! Besides, I've got a kunai to your neck!" David smiled. "child's play. I've escaped from worse!" David, being an excellent escape artist, was able to easily escape from Ebisu's grasp. He then took the opportunity to knee the elite ninja in the stomach. "That'll learn ya. Maybe now you'll know not to mess with David Bla--huh?" The Kawarimi. Also known as the substitution jutsu. Ebisu appeared out of nowhere and threw some shuriken at David. "Now this is child's play!" At this, David began to eat his arm, and then his own torso. Naturally, this freaked everyone out. They subsequently grew back without a scratch. "This is nothing. I can eat my own head!" "Then perhaps it's time to stop taking you so lightly! Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Ebisu created two clones, who began to attack David with kunai. This time David was ready, though, and turned the kunai into harmless butterflies. Unfortunately, he didn't see the second set kunai hidden in the shadows of the first kunai. He was stabbed again, and again, he ate his torso. After this, he decided to turn Ebisu into a rabbit. "That should be the end of you! Now don't resist further or I shall be forced t-ugh!" David Blaine fell to the ground, unconscious. Rock Lee had knocked him out with his crutch while he was busy gloating at the now-rabbit. This was just in time for more ninja to show up and incarcerate the magician. The general consensus was to leave him to Ibiki, who could probably get him to spill his guts. And after a few long... minutes... he would. Meanwhile, a lone figure stood upon a cliff, surveying the world around her. She was slightly surprised. Never before had two mere humans been able to take out a soldier of hers in close quarters without so much as a scratch. "Interesting..." The tip had paid off. These candidates were much more promising than the humans from her world. The only special powers manifested there were psionic abilities. This was going to be much, much more interesting, fighting a people who seemed to use magic instead of the technology she was used to. She turned to leave. The information that her base of operations was now complete had reached her. "Let's send them a welcoming party." Her brood complied without her even being there, mutating into creatures designed for combat. Soon, they would attempt to overrun the hidden leaf village. End Chapter 1. Chapter 2 possible. Epilogue: Space. A large vessel lazily drifted across the cosmos. If there were sound in space... ...laughter. "Dude! He fell for it, he totally fell for it!" "I know! Seriously!" "Not that you guys gave him much choice. You guys have no apreciation of the subtle art of manipulation!" "Hey, not my fault! I just wanted to see what he'd do once he got down there... which was priceless, of course! Besides, I wasn't the one who got the giggles!" "You were totally about to, dude, don't deny it" "Alright, alright. Still, that was hilarious!" "Yeah! This is the best idea ever!" "Damn right! Alright, Neebix's turn next, right?" "Yeah. Ooh, hey, I found one! I got a good one! This is gonna be great!" "Okay, alright, alright. Everyone be cool. Serious faces now! Serious time. Places everybody. Aaaaand... go!" The aliens had captured another ship, and the pilot and his cheerful robot were being led to the room. "Fools! Your attempts to save the filthy earth-monkeys are doomed to failure! DOOOOOOMED!!! "DOOOOMED!!!1" The robot chimed in. "Um...right. Okay, settle down. We just wa--" "DOOOOOMED!!!" "DOOOOOMED!!!" "Yes, bu--" "I have enough grease with me to pimpleize ALL THE FILTHY EARTH-MONKEYS ON PLANET EARTH!!! Soon everyone will have GIANT PIMPLES! They won't be able to look away! AND THEN I SHALL EXTERMINATE THEM!!! I'm not afraid to do the same TO YOU!!!" ...Perhaps Neebix should have chosen the target more carefully. |
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| Kitsuneko | Apr 13 2007, 03:11 AM Post #115 |
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you spelled stuff wrong...that means the whole thing is shit... no i'm just kidding, it's great, now i see why it took so very long. but now you're finished, huzzeeeeeey! :3 |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 13 2007, 03:33 AM Post #116 |
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Damn it, Alan's late.... Not a bad story Iye, but you are basing Blaine on the parody of him from southpark, so it's like parody squared... In real life Blaine is a non magicisan magician. His tricks arn't illusions, or escapes. Just incredably incredably stupid. Like burying himself alive. Freezing himself in a block of ice for three days, standing on a 90 foot pillar for over 24 hours and then jumping into a small pile of cardboard boxes below. Or my personal fasvorite, holding his breath in a bubble filled with water in a sopping mal.... |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 13 2007, 03:52 AM Post #117 |
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Yeah, yeah, I read about all that on Wikipedia. He's got tremendous fortitude in real life. But I liked the South Park version better, so there. Now let's see if everyone can guess who the aliens are. ...Well, not the first ones. I just made them up. But the other two have identities. Let's see who can figure them out. |
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 13 2007, 04:04 AM Post #118 |
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der....Gim and Zer? |
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| Iyestorm | Apr 13 2007, 04:39 AM Post #119 |
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"Zer" is not an alien, thank you very much
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| LuppyLuptonium | Apr 13 2007, 04:43 AM Post #120 |
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DOOM! |
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