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Captain RPG; A Youtube project
Topic Started: Apr 5 2007, 11:39 PM (223 Views)
Redheero
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Okay, for a while I've been wanting to do a youtube project for the hell of it, and I finally decieded on something. A Captain SNES parody. So this isn't going to be a comic or anything like that, it'll actually be live action with me and some other friends I find as actors.

What I need though is some help with the script. I have the first part written up, of which I'll post in a second, and I need the introduction of the main character.

Also jokes, I fsking such at jokes so I need help with that.

Okay heres what I have so far.



Scene 1: $Onminous background music$
*Two shadowy figures are shown but you can't realy make out what they are.*
Person 1: With the release of the two greatest...
Person 2: *cough* 3 *cough*
1: 3 greatest platform gaming systems ever created, gamers are now free to cross into our world without restrictions.

((My Notes: I'm of course refering to the PS3, Wii, and making fun of the 360))

2: Yes, something must be done about this!
1: I agree, the previous Captains are now obsolete and useless to us. Captain Atari cannot handle the vast amount of pixelidge.
2: Let alone saving and games actually ending.
1: Captain Nes got married.
2: And finally moved out of his mothers basement, thank god.
1: And Captain SNES STILL can't find his pants!
2: Oh the horror. Wait, what happened to Captain 64?
1: Stalking Zelda.
2: Captain Gamecube?
1: Tragic Pikmen accident.
2: What about Captain Playstation?
1: We do NOT speak about that.
2: Well, what about.....
1: No! We need a new Captain, a new hero! One that can handle a 3D enviroment with realistic face movements, voice actors, and an overly complicated battle system.
2: But where would we find such a person?
1: Should we search all our lives we should never find one worthy enough. We must seek a great gaming entity and have it find our hero!
2: Wait, the Triforce?
1: No, something greater.
2: The American Cencorship Angel?
1: *Smashes two on the head* No! Just follow me.

((Note: I can't think of the actual thing they go to))

Scene 2: *Blank black screen* $Epic music$
*Words appear on screen like in KH*

And doth did the two omnimous shadowy figures embark on a quest to find a powerful enough gamin entity to save their fragile world. Their quest was long but they...
Hey, who are you?
Me? I'm the Shadowy Type. Now go away I'm in the middle of narrating.
Oh Yeah hey, I've bee looking for you. I've got a message from a MP. They want you for another movie.
Really? Sweet! See ya losers. ^Shadowy Type has Logged off^
Heh, heh, heh, sucker. Now back to the show.
.............upon finding the person they sought the great gaming entity began to brind the hero into this world, but something went terribly terribly wrong.


((Note: The two types are actually characters. The black type is the type that was in the opening credits of Montey Python and the Holy Grail. The Red type is from KH. Yeah, I'm that weird))

So what happens next that I really haven't figured out yet is that the main character the new Captain RPG AKA me, is introduced. Due to some horrible problem instead of her being sucked into the RPG she's playing the world becomes a giant RPG.

Some character of another attacks her and some other character, probably one of the shadowy characters, pops up and tells her how to use her controls and a vague explanation of what is going on.

Main character winds up in a battle and has to choose a weapon from the stuff around her, and she picks up A HANGER! Heh, heh, I still think that's funny.

So she has to go around killing levels to try to get things normal again.

The only other thing I thought up is a gag that just came to me. Charter 1 takes a mallet from nowhere and smashes some guy in the head and another chacter beside her goes, "Where does that come from?"
Mallet person: "Nether Space"

*Camera bumps and we see a person standing off to the side holding a big sig that says "Nether Space"
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I like your opening.
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Redheero
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Thanks, that means a lot to me.



Though I guess the biggest problem I'll have with this project is getting the actors.
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Can you do any flash animation, because that would probably work well for talking about the previous game masters. Actualy showing some scenes where you see what happens to them.
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Good luck, hmmm... If I could get a white jacket, wear my white cargo pants and use my spare Wiimote, I can be Captain Wii....

Imagine videoland is in turmoil again because Mew has taken over motherbrains place and is now trying to take over. The heroes of videoland come together and summon a new gamemaster, Captain Wii. Captain Wii is armed with his wii controller and Numchuck, poised and ready to take on the menace of the Pokemon army....

Pokemon can be represented as stuffed animals.... For the N-Team he can have Mii, The guy from Redsteel, the Monkey from Monkey Ball (hell his world would be in the first episode when our hero has to face his enemies in a world where his wiimote controls how things are angled, including a hilarious teleportation in where his wiimote on his belt buckle causes the world to spin sideways causing him to fall horozontally)
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Alan Bates,Apr 6 2007
01:15 AM
Can you do any flash animation, because that would probably work well for talking about the previous game masters. Actualy showing some scenes where you see what happens to them.

I would never get that done, but if someone else could do that, that would be awsome. Maybe even that with the shadowy figures.
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If you can get me Flash, I can make the animation *cough*FOURHUNDREDDOLLA*cough*
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I think my brother has a copy of it, though I don't know how'd I would get it to you. *My brother found it on the internet*

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Now, if we were going to show what happens to the other gamesmasters, this is how I'd do it.

1: I agree, the previous Captains are now obsolete and useless to us. Captain Atari cannot handle the vast amount of pixelidge.
2: Let alone saving and games actually ending.

*cut to Captain Atari in a padded room with a straighjacket on*

Cap Atari: The colors, the depth, it maks no sense, it just makes no sense!

1: Captain Nes got married.

*Cut to Captain N wearing a crown and riding in the back of a convertable with Lana though a parade.*

2: And finally moved out of his mothers basement, thank god.

1: And Captain SNES STILL can't find his pants!

*cut to Mario Allstars ending to Super mario Bros, except with Alex in Mario's place*

Princess Toadstool: Sorry, Captain, but your pants are in another castle

Cap SNES: Goddammit!

2: Oh the horror. Wait, what happened to Captain 64?

*cut to Captain 64 hiding behind a rock outside of Zelda's window. We can see her silhoutte and she's changing clothes.

1: Stalking Zelda.

*pan out a bit from the Captain 64 scene. He's still watching Zelda, but now we see Link staning right next to him aiming an arrow at his head and several Hyrule guards with him

2: Captain Gamecube?

*cut to a very freaked out Captain Olimar with bloody hands panicing horribly*


1: Tragic Pikmen accident.


2: What about Captain Playstation?

*cut to Captain Playstation wearing a football helmet, with a pair of skies under one arm and a duck under the other. he goes into a room and shuts the door behind him. We never see what's in the room, but we hear a donkey braying*

1: We do NOT speak about that.

2: Well, what about.....
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Eh, Captain Playstation would posibly be caught in Ephemeral Fantasia. (A PS2 game where you are caught in a 5 day timelock.)

Captain X-Box would either be in Splinter Cell or a football game. :P
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Alan Bates,Apr 7 2007
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Now, if we were going to show what happens to the other gamesmasters, this is how I'd do it.

1: I agree, the previous Captains are now obsolete and useless to us. Captain Atari cannot handle the vast amount of pixelidge.
2: Let alone saving and games actually ending.

*cut to Captain Atari in a padded room with a straighjacket on*

Cap Atari: The colors, the depth, it maks no sense, it just makes no sense!

1: Captain Nes got married.

*Cut to Captain N wearing a crown and riding in the back of a convertable with Lana though a parade.*

2: And finally moved out of his mothers basement, thank god.

1: And Captain SNES STILL can't find his pants!

*cut to Mario Allstars ending to Super mario Bros, except with Alex in Mario's place*

Princess Toadstool: Sorry, Captain, but your pants are in another castle

Cap SNES: Goddammit!

2: Oh the horror. Wait, what happened to Captain 64?

*cut to Captain 64 hiding behind a rock outside of Zelda's window. We can see her silhoutte and she's changing clothes.

1: Stalking Zelda.

*pan out a bit from the Captain 64 scene. He's still watching Zelda, but now we see Link staning right next to him aiming an arrow at his head and several Hyrule guards with him

2: Captain Gamecube?

*cut to a very freaked out Captain Olimar with bloody hands panicing horribly*


1: Tragic Pikmen accident.


2: What about Captain Playstation?

*cut to Captain Playstation wearing a football helmet, with a pair of skies under one arm and a duck under the other. he goes into a room and shuts the door behind him. We never see what's in the room, but we hear a donkey braying*

1: We do NOT speak about that.

2: Well, what about.....

Bwhahahahaha! I love those.

And the Link thing was actually what I was thinking of too.

As for other captains I was just planning to add those jokes in later. Personally I was thinking that the opening was getting to long (Originally it was just supposed to be about five seconds of "Behold new Captain" something or other)
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