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| Christmas Comics 2009; Comics written entirely in rhyme | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 09:36 AM (1,076 Views) | |
| Drekal | Dec 18 2009, 09:36 AM Post #1 |
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Birthday Ninja
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If I ever try to write rhyming comics again, do me a favour. Shoot me in the brain. |
That which holds the image of an angel...![]() Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan. | |
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| Notty | Dec 18 2009, 09:38 AM Post #2 |
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Annoying Little Boy
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But wouldn't that cause quite a bit of pain?
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| Drekal | Dec 18 2009, 09:50 AM Post #3 |
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Birthday Ninja
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Just so long as I don't have to do this again. |
That which holds the image of an angel...![]() Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan. | |
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| ShadowWarriorLuke | Dec 18 2009, 09:56 AM Post #4 |
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Sage
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So... a rhyming comic about getting Alex into the spirit. But he's just like me and doesn't want to hear it. ... OK, that was a bit of a stretch. But seriously, Christmas makes me wanna retch. |
"If shower heads could talk, mine would say KSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." ![]() "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil." - The Young Ones "... SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH. Squeak squeak. You take too fucking long to shower. Anyway, that's what my shower head would say... don't interrupt me." | |
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| Drekal | Dec 19 2009, 01:26 PM Post #5 |
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Birthday Ninja
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The situation is bleak, the situation is grim. Santa's been kidnapped: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him? |
That which holds the image of an angel...![]() Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan. | |
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| Alan Bates | Dec 19 2009, 04:56 PM Post #6 |
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Transcendent
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Moses supposes his toeses are Roses, But Moses supposes Erroneously, Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses, As Moses supposes his toeses to be! |
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| Zap Rowsdower | Dec 19 2009, 05:00 PM Post #7 |
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The artist formerly known as Randomlurker
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While many people find rhymes quite cloying, I myself find them rather annoying. If I end up with much more of them by myself read, the rhymer will soon find himself quite dead. |
| "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck | |
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| Drekal | Dec 19 2009, 05:13 PM Post #8 |
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Birthday Ninja
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Oh, come on now Zap. Can't you begin to see? Rhyming like this is clearly some kind of disease! And if there's anything that we know for sure. It's that we're all in desperate need for a cure. |
That which holds the image of an angel...![]() Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan. | |
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| Dark Hawk | Dec 19 2009, 07:02 PM Post #9 |
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Guru
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What. Wot? Are you all high? Or am I going to die? |
Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.~Good to see I haven't lost my touch~ | |
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| Iyestorm | Dec 20 2009, 01:02 AM Post #10 |
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Sage
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LESSON 1 Give the kid a lolly, it's time to get jolly! It's time for rhymes, always has been and will be! There may be some humbugs, but never fear! I'm gonna show you how to spread Christmas Cheer! Rhyme the rhymes! ...^...^.....X..... Answer in pentameter! ...O...O..[ ]...[ ]..... Censor the swears! ...X...X.....^..... Annoy the Main Character! ...[ ]..[ ]..O...O..... |
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Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!! "Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!" --Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure "Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!" --Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around. | |
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| Blackdeathdraco | Dec 20 2009, 03:19 PM Post #11 |
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Sage
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Heh, that's a good way to bring back Duck Hunt. |
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When I'm bored, I like to wander around and cast X-Zone on random things. "Sanity is the illusion of the insane." -Me <A href='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net'><img src='http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/wsig.php/8136909YlbMX.png' border='0'></a> img src="http://www.animecubed.com/billy/pics/sigs/BDD.jpg"><br> Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play <a href="http://www.animecubed.com/billy/?BDD">Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN</a> today! | |
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| Drekal | Dec 20 2009, 05:33 PM Post #12 |
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Birthday Ninja
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It's hard to tell what prompted this little stunt. The narrator is desperate, it's easy to tell. To get him in the christmas spirit, this won't work so well. |
That which holds the image of an angel...![]() Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan. | |
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| Strykor | Dec 20 2009, 09:14 PM Post #13 |
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Immigrant
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I agree with Alex, I can't stand this [QUACK] too. OK, that's it, where's that horseshoe.
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| Zap Rowsdower | Dec 20 2009, 09:20 PM Post #14 |
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Through all of this rhyming I cannot sit, this is getting to be quite the annoying pile of shit. While I admit the duck thing was sort of clever, something something something leather. |
| "Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck | |
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| Drekal | Dec 20 2009, 09:43 PM Post #15 |
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Birthday Ninja
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Don't worry Zap, in subsequent years, You won't see any lame rhymes anywhere here. But now that it comes up, I feel the need. To mention these comics have future story seeds. So far you've seen two, but there will be more. I'll have a poll later to discover the score. |
That which holds the image of an angel...![]() Amy: You do have a plan, don't you? Doctor: Of course I do! New Objective: Think of a plan. | |
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| DemonicHeart | Dec 21 2009, 01:13 AM Post #16 |
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Immigrant
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Long time Lurker breaks out from the mold. Risking retirement from profession not so bold. To comment on Alex's horrendous luck. For Christmas Dinner, he must have ROAST DUCK! |
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| Strykor | Dec 23 2009, 12:57 AM Post #17 |
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The last two comics have left me no cheer, The book club ballad was cloyingly drear. A world without Alex, now there, I'm afraid, Since he's now out of the story, he can get laid!
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| White Meteo | Dec 23 2009, 03:46 AM Post #18 |
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Something tells me this event will end up like die hard. Alex bloody, bruised and cut up by glass shards, Shouts out "Yippie Kai Aye, Mother Quacker" As he blows the ever loving shit out of that bastard. In the end nothing will be left standing but rubble And from the Nexus mayor will he be in trouble. in the end even though they might send him to the noose, Alex won't care because, and I quote, "I finally cooked that goddamned goose." |
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| MFD | Dec 23 2009, 06:19 PM Post #19 |
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THIEF!
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So, this is actually an alternate universe where Alex doesn't exist, instead of an alternate universe because Alex doesn't exist? |
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Oceans rise, empires fall I need to know If the world says it's time to go Tell me will you freak out? | |
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| AngerFork | Dec 23 2009, 09:20 PM Post #20 |
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Veteran
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That's right MFD. If you look, you can see, A Videoland where Alex never came. Where people change places. And Pit is still famous. Eggy too, for jokes which are lame. Fairy of PBR, Will show life quite bizarre, Had Alex never been born. My guess: at the end, Sympathy, Alex will lend. But the duck will still piss him off more. |
Behold! The Fury of Cutlery!
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OK, that's it, where's that horseshoe.



2:13 PM Jul 11