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Christmas Comics 2009; Comics written entirely in rhyme
Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 09:36 AM (1,074 Views)
Drekal
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Birthday Ninja
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If I ever try to write rhyming comics again, do me a favour. Shoot me in the brain.

That which holds the image of an angel...
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
Doctor: Of course I do!

New Objective: Think of a plan.
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Notty
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Annoying Little Boy
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But wouldn't that cause quite a bit of pain?

:P
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Drekal
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Just so long as I don't have to do this again.
That which holds the image of an angel...
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
Doctor: Of course I do!

New Objective: Think of a plan.
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ShadowWarriorLuke
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So... a rhyming comic about getting Alex into the spirit. But he's just like me and doesn't want to hear it.

... OK, that was a bit of a stretch. But seriously, Christmas makes me wanna retch.
"If shower heads could talk, mine would say KSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
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"Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil." - The Young Ones
"... SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH. Squeak squeak. You take too fucking long to shower. Anyway, that's what my shower head would say... don't interrupt me."
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Drekal
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The situation is bleak, the situation is grim.
Santa's been kidnapped: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?
That which holds the image of an angel...
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
Doctor: Of course I do!

New Objective: Think of a plan.
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Alan Bates
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Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
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Zap Rowsdower
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While many people find rhymes quite cloying,
I myself find them rather annoying.
If I end up with much more of them by myself read,
the rhymer will soon find himself quite dead.
"Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck
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Drekal
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Oh, come on now Zap. Can't you begin to see?
Rhyming like this is clearly some kind of disease!
And if there's anything that we know for sure.
It's that we're all in desperate need for a cure.
That which holds the image of an angel...
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
Doctor: Of course I do!

New Objective: Think of a plan.
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Dark Hawk
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What.

Wot?

Are you all high?

Or am I going to die?
Notty: You yourself said you were the master of reusing tired jokes until they were so unfunny that they literally absorbed fun and happiness from the universe.

MFD,Dec 2 2009
06:36 PM
I just cannot get Rosie O'Donnell fucking Barbara Streisand with a strap-on out of my head now.

Thanks.
~Good to see I haven't lost my touch~
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Iyestorm
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LESSON 1

Give the kid a lolly, it's time to get jolly!
It's time for rhymes, always has been and will be!
There may be some humbugs, but never fear!
I'm gonna show you how to spread Christmas Cheer!

Rhyme the rhymes!
...^...^.....X.....

Answer in pentameter!
...O...O..[ ]...[ ].....

Censor the swears!
...X...X.....^.....

Annoy the Main Character!
...[ ]..[ ]..O...O.....
Dr. Wiley has surrendered. Mega Man has saved the planet from destruction. But will it last!!!

"Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!"

--Marine, Sonic Rush Adventure

"Good Morniii--AGH! I can't do it! I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be a boy!"

--Ouran High School Host Club; Haruhi's English Voice Actor messing around.
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Blackdeathdraco
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Heh, that's a good way to bring back Duck Hunt.
When I'm bored, I like to wander around and cast X-Zone on random things.

"Sanity is the illusion of the insane." -Me

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Drekal
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It's hard to tell what prompted this little stunt.

The narrator is desperate, it's easy to tell. To get him in the christmas spirit, this won't work so well.
That which holds the image of an angel...
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
Doctor: Of course I do!

New Objective: Think of a plan.
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Strykor
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I agree with Alex, I can't stand this [QUACK] too.
:blink: OK, that's it, where's that horseshoe.
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Zap Rowsdower
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Through all of this rhyming I cannot sit,
this is getting to be quite the annoying pile of shit.
While I admit the duck thing was sort of clever,
something something something leather.
"Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness." - Otto von Bismarck
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Drekal
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Don't worry Zap, in subsequent years,
You won't see any lame rhymes anywhere here.
But now that it comes up, I feel the need.
To mention these comics have future story seeds.

So far you've seen two, but there will be more.
I'll have a poll later to discover the score.
That which holds the image of an angel...
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Amy: You do have a plan, don't you?
Doctor: Of course I do!

New Objective: Think of a plan.
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DemonicHeart
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Long time Lurker breaks out from the mold.
Risking retirement from profession not so bold.
To comment on Alex's horrendous luck.
For Christmas Dinner, he must have ROAST DUCK!
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Strykor
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The last two comics have left me no cheer,
The book club ballad was cloyingly drear.
A world without Alex, now there, I'm afraid,
Since he's now out of the story, he can get laid! :D
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White Meteo
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Something tells me this event will end up like die hard.
Alex bloody, bruised and cut up by glass shards,
Shouts out "Yippie Kai Aye, Mother Quacker"
As he blows the ever loving shit out of that bastard.
In the end nothing will be left standing but rubble
And from the Nexus mayor will he be in trouble.
in the end even though they might send him to the noose,
Alex won't care because, and I quote, "I finally cooked that goddamned goose."
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MFD
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So, this is actually an alternate universe where Alex doesn't exist, instead of an alternate universe because Alex doesn't exist?
Oceans rise, empires fall

I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me will you freak out?
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AngerFork
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That's right MFD.
If you look, you can see,
A Videoland where Alex never came.

Where people change places.
And Pit is still famous.
Eggy too, for jokes which are lame.

Fairy of PBR,
Will show life quite bizarre,
Had Alex never been born.

My guess: at the end,
Sympathy, Alex will lend.
But the duck will still piss him off more.

Behold! The Fury of Cutlery!

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