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lilly
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A few of my favorites:

WE'RE IN THE MONEY

Thorpe: Last night I had a brainstorm
CJ: Knowing you, Thorpe, it was nothing more than scattered showers.

Later Thorpe says "Get out your expensive calculators," and Gomez, Coolidge, and CJ begin counting on their fingers.

HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE

Coach giving sister and brother-in-law tour of new apartment: I'll give you the grand tour. That's the bedroom, that's Curtis Jackson, and here's the kitchen.

NO PLACE LIKE HOME

In the scene where Thorpe does Howard Cosell while Cool and CJ play one on one -
Reese: If my house burns down, will you put me up too?
Coach: Something you're working on now or are you just speaking hypothetically?
Reese: What??
Coach: Just don't play with matches and then helps him down the bleachers.

In the scene where they have a party at the Coach's apartment -
CJ: What is missing from this picture?
Cool: Girls? Coach isn't going to like that.
Salami: So where is the coach?
Cool: On a date . . .
Thorpe: Well then, you know he's got nothing against girls.

MAINSTREAM

Watch Cool and CJ "running laps" in the background when the Coach is talking to Mrs. Simpson, the Guidance Counselor. :D

PILOT

Too many good lines in this one to list but a favorite:
Jackie Hayward: What's a den?
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