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| Topic Started: Jul 19 2008, 04:50 PM (339 Views) | |
| Lucius Robinson | Jul 19 2008, 04:50 PM Post #1 |
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TWS definitely had its share of funny moments, mostly in Season 3. Now it's time to nominate. Here's some that come to mind for me: -Michael Winslow in "Psyched Out" doing his Jimi Hendrix act for Cool and Thorpe. -Almost any moment on the golf course in "Links" -Salami doing his boxing act in "A Silent Cheer" and accidentally hitting Cool. -Conversation between Salami and Coach in the car on the way to pick up Marjorie and Melanie in "Links." (if she gets any paw prints on the seat...) Any others? |
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| Charlie Wade | Jul 20 2008, 03:32 AM Post #2 |
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I don't remember which episode but I think it was an early one when after watching Salami take a shot in practice, Reeves told him "Salami, you still shoot like a wrestler." It always seemed to me that this was ad-libbed and told a little about Timothy Van Patten's basketball skills or lack thereof and what sports experience he really had. |
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| Tuke | Jul 22 2008, 12:37 AM Post #3 |
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I always liked Coolidge's line in the first Christmas episode when he's working as a mall Santa. All of the team members come in to laugh at him before going to Phil's party and Coolidge says to the little kid on his lap "You know, when Santa gets to that party... and he will... he's going to PUNISH them" |
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| Lucius Robinson | Jul 22 2008, 03:05 AM Post #4 |
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Good one, Tuke...I love the horrified look the kid gave him after that! |
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| Bobby Magum | Jul 23 2008, 01:12 AM Post #5 |
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Shoe Shine Sir? 
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| Mack Wade | Aug 7 2008, 12:32 AM Post #6 |
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GOOD ONE BOBBY!! "the.......ummm form u la ummmm, ummmmmmmm.........." Mack Wade "see he knows how to read" Mack Wade's Dad as the coach just looks at them both..... Edited by Mack Wade, Aug 7 2008, 12:54 AM.
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| Lucius Robinson | Sep 2 2008, 07:27 PM Post #7 |
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Funny Wardell moments: Reeves: You know, you guys are gonna be in a lot of trouble if someone doesn't come clean about that toilet. Wardell: Yeah, that's a doggone shame, blowin' up a toilet like that... Reeves: Wardell, shut up. Reeves: You know, the more I look at you, the more I realize some people are born to be the class clown type. Wardell: (with a smirk) Yeah, well... Reeves: Well, you're not! You're not even funny! What do you think of that? Wardell: Oh, here comes the lecture... Reeves: No, I'm not lecturing you, I'm attacking you! Then, as icing on the cake, Coach puts his keester on the street to walk! Also, when the team ran that hideous straw hat throught the shower to the tune of "Land of 1,000 Dances"...poor Wardell looked like he was about to cry! |
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| DrSybilB | Sep 23 2008, 03:19 AM Post #8 |
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When Goldstein falls out screaming, after witnessing an impromptu scream therapy session, in the middle of the house party he and the team crashed in "Coolidge Goes Hollywood." |
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| Lucius Robinson | Nov 24 2008, 03:21 AM Post #9 |
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From "A Few Good Men": Reese: I was bankin' on this gig! Lonnie Wilson: Well, un-bank, brotha! |
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| Lucius Robinson | Nov 24 2008, 03:22 AM Post #10 |
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From "A Few Good Men": Reese: I was bankin' on this gig! Lonnie Wilson: Well, un-bank, brotha! |
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| Thorpe | Jan 16 2009, 06:07 PM Post #11 |
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A couple of one-liners come to mind: Reeves: "Oh, by the way, no need to call me Mr. Reeves.... a simple 'Massa' will do." (Said to Sybil Buchanan; that was so FOUL I broke out laughing at Reeves's casual delivery of that line -- that wouldn't have flown in a 2009 TV show by any means) Also, Thorpe's "saved by the passing traffic" profanity: "Pregnant? NO.... *Bus rolls by*!" |
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| Thorpe | Jan 16 2009, 06:09 PM Post #12 |
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LOL, that was one of the few times that I thought they had to "adjust" the dialogue for TV. There was another line like that in the episode "Dolores, Of Course"... think the pimp said it. |
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| cleetusrice | Jan 16 2009, 07:25 PM Post #13 |
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A few things come to mind, although I'm sure I missed several. VEGAS Goldstein: "Who died and made you king?" Coolidge: "Let me write that down Goldstein, that's a classic." Only to then use it on Goldstein later at Ed's Motel THE OFFER Reeves: (to valet) "Watch where ya park this thing, I don't wanna see any scratches." CHRISTMAS PRESENT Gotta agree with whoever said when Santa Coolidge promises to "punish them." THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING Alexi Korchev: "We very much like your Elton John in the Soviet Union." Jackson: "Well, Im into Funkadelic myself." Alexi: "Funka-what?" FEELING NO PAIN -Honestly, the half shirt that big dude was wearing on the opposing team in the playground scene rates very high on the UNINTENTIONAL comedy scale. Seriously, it barely covered nipples...course if I had abs like that I would've probably sported it too. SALAMI'S AFFAIR -I just have to laugh when Salami lays a quick one on Ellen Jensen in the hallway while classes are changing. The look on her face is priceless. ARTIST -This one you have to listen carefully for, as I just recently noticed this, but during the scene where they're playing cards on the bleachers...you can hear Vitaglia say, "What'll it be a game of Blackjack?" Then under his breath Reese says, "Around CJ we call it 21." |
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| lilly | Jan 18 2009, 05:28 AM Post #14 |
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A few of my favorites: WE'RE IN THE MONEY Thorpe: Last night I had a brainstorm CJ: Knowing you, Thorpe, it was nothing more than scattered showers. Later Thorpe says "Get out your expensive calculators," and Gomez, Coolidge, and CJ begin counting on their fingers. HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE Coach giving sister and brother-in-law tour of new apartment: I'll give you the grand tour. That's the bedroom, that's Curtis Jackson, and here's the kitchen. NO PLACE LIKE HOME In the scene where Thorpe does Howard Cosell while Cool and CJ play one on one - Reese: If my house burns down, will you put me up too? Coach: Something you're working on now or are you just speaking hypothetically? Reese: What?? Coach: Just don't play with matches and then helps him down the bleachers. In the scene where they have a party at the Coach's apartment - CJ: What is missing from this picture? Cool: Girls? Coach isn't going to like that. Salami: So where is the coach? Cool: On a date . . . Thorpe: Well then, you know he's got nothing against girls. MAINSTREAM Watch Cool and CJ "running laps" in the background when the Coach is talking to Mrs. Simpson, the Guidance Counselor.  PILOT Too many good lines in this one to list but a favorite: Jackie Hayward: What's a den? |
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| Lucius Robinson | Jan 30 2009, 02:32 PM Post #15 |
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"Car Repo" Police wake Reeves up in the middle night after picking up Salami and Nick on a botched repo job...they say, "Mr. Pettrino, I've got your boys down here at the station..."...a groggy Reeves deadpans, "throw away the key", but then relents and agrees to come get them...classic LOL. "Trial and Error" Reeves tries to put the make on a hottie at the courthouse, but she's called up to be selected for the next case and says, "nice meeting you, Ben"...Reeves was having a bad day all around that day. |
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