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Eternal Chaos - Rp; Yay
Topic Started: Mar 7 2006, 02:40 AM (16,837 Views)
The WarXe Factor
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Guard 1: We don't have no employer! We work for the Mayor!

Broadsword: Then... the Mayor would be your employer.

Guard 1: Shut up, crazy man, and dance!

Broadsword: ... *looks at Kore*
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Kore: Then how about a bet instead? That should be more interesting... I bet you have gotten into many fights, how confident are you at your accuracy to hit a person..? I bet I could block or dodge each of you attacking me at once. If any of you manage to touch my face, you win and we have to leave. I win, and you give us passage.
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Guard 2: You're on!

Guard 1: But I want them to dance...

Guard 3: If it makes you feel better, we'll go hassle some peasants later and make them dance.

Guard 1: Yay!

Broadsword: *sweatdrop*

Guard 2: Okay, we each take a side. And then when I yell 3, we charge.

Guard 3: Can do.

Guard 1: This'll be a piece of cake!

Guard 2: Okay... one... TWO! *They all charge at Kore*
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Kore: ... *Stands still as they close in and prepare to make their hits and as they prepare to connect dust goes up into the area around and as it settles the situation appears clear, they had hit each other and Kore ducked not moving an inch from where he stood*
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Guard 2: Uh...?

Guard 3: We lost? Well, go ahead.

Guard 1: NOOO! *gets up* I WANT THEM TO DANCE! DANCE DANCE DANCE!

Broadsword: Enough! *He swings his fist, it connects with Guard 1's jaw and knocks him out cold* ...let us continue. *He walks on*
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Kore: Three heads are not always better than one... *makes a bow and follows Broadsword*
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Broadsword: If she is within these walls, it will be much faster for us to split up. If neither of us find her, we'll meet at the gate at sunrise tomorrow. *He walks off*
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Kore: Alright. *walks on another away around the village asking any resident he stumbles upon along the way*
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*to a guy* Broadsword: Excuse me, sir... do you recall seeing a masked woman in samurai armor around here?

Guy: And you are?

Broadsword: Uh... part of a national police force. I'm... looking for a woman, who is suspected in... the murders around here.

Guy: Oh. Yeah, there was someone like that. I saw her yesterday. She might still be around here.

Broadsword: Where would she be?

Guy: Probably at the Old Hag's Tavern. Only the weird types go there.

Broadsword: I see. Thank you for your time.

Guy: Of course... wait, what did you say you were?

Broadsword: Part of a national police force.... called... The Cops.

Guy: I've never heard of them.

Broadsword: We like to operate in secrecy.

Guy: I see. *walks off*

Broadsword: The people in this town are all so gullible...
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Kore: *stops a man* Have you seen a woman wearing the mask of a fox?

Man: ...you weirdos keep increasing every day... that tavern must attract you guys like flies... now if you excuse me, I will hide under my bed. *walks into his house*

Kore: O.o *sweatdrop* Ok... I guess I go to the tavern then.
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Broadsword: *runs up to Kore* If your sister is here, she will be in a place called the "Old Hag's Tavern". And also, if anyone asks, we're both with a national police force called The Cops... don't ask.
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Kore: I heard about a tavern. Ummm... funny question but, why is there a tavern for scary old women?
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Broadsword: I doubt it's specifically for old scary women... but we shall see.

*They walk for a few minutes*

Broadsword: *looks up* You may go in first. I am... uncomfortable in these places.
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Kore: I feel a bit out of place but... I shall use the traditional greeting of these lands I've heard the local youth use. *opens the door* Wazzup!?
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*a couple of people look at him weird, but the majority don't seem to notice*

Broadsword: ...I guess that didn't work. So... *walks up to the bartender* Excuse me, have you seen a masked woman wearing armor similar to my friends' *points at Kore* around here lately?
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