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Eternal Chaos - Rp; Yay
Topic Started: Mar 7 2006, 02:40 AM (16,767 Views)
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Cultist 1: *whispering* But.. a giant bird? A young boy with spiky hair?

Cultist 2: A freakin' dog!?!

Head Cultist: I see. Prophets of the Dark One, when will he arise?

Dai: Um... *tries to sound menacing* The Dark One shall not be commanded by human filth! He will, uh come when he... wants to! No earlier, no later! (how'd I do?)

G-X: (Decent...) He has become displeased with your petty sacrifices! You must sacrifice your head priest to satisfy his cravings!
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Electros: *raises up hands as electricity flows throw his body and his eyes turn yellow and voice becomes deep, buzzy and sinister* YES, AND HE ORDERS THAT YOU OFFER CHEE...

Kore: *hits him in the back with the hilt of his sword*

Electros: Ugh, VALUABLE ITEMS! (Better? Sheesh...)
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Jael: Handbag... teakettle... barbeque...

BS: ...all things that must be sacrificed along with your priest! The dark one commands it to be so!

Dai: (You forgot to capitalize Dark One.)

BS: At the midnight hour, throw your high priest upon the altar, along with the things specified by his prophets! (What the hell's wrong with you, Jael?)

Jael: (Sorry, I've always wanted to say that. They're hooked on our every word, so why not?)

G-X: (This is not the time to fool around.)
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Tamamo: (Not funny...)

Kore: (Hm... it is best we not try to push it.)

Neishy: (Do I hear voices? Hello? Echo! Nyaaaaaa~)
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Head Cultist: Very well! I shall give my life up in order to please the Dark One!

BS: Midnight, when the moon is full. Be here, or eternally suffer in the Dark One's wrath...

*The cultists disperse*

BS: ...that wasn't a total failure.

Dai: But what's this about a sacrifice!? I can't kill some innocent person!

G-X: It's too late now. Once the head cultist is dead, we'll "summon the Dark One", who'll tell the cultists that they are wasting their life in this cult, and should go back to their lives before.

BS: ...that's a bit of a stretch.

G-X: Can you come up with anything better?
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Smoke: So how will we "summon"?

Tamamo: An illusion perhaps?
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G-X: I was just going to use a cardboard replica of Kol with some magic hovering around it, but an illusion, perhaps one that covers one of you and mimics your actions, will work just as well.

BS: You're... kidding about the first part, right?

G-X: Yes, of course I'm kidding. Not even blindly loyal cultists would believe that their god is made of cardboard.

Dai: Well... they could. They agreed to give us a barbeque, and they don't even know what a barbeque is. I don't know what a barbeque is.

BS: >_<... we'll use a form-fitting illusion. Who will we place it over?
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Electros: Vote time! Say who you vote for.

Smoke: Or rock paper scissors!

Neishy: Ahem... *holds out paw*

Smoke: Oh right, scrap that.
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G-X: I vote for myself.

Jael: Ditto.

Dai: Same here.

BS: >_<
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Electros: I vote for that handsome guy with spikey yellow hair!

Tamamo: Hm? *looks around* I see nobody fitting that description.

Electros: ...

Neishy: I vote Smoke! ^.^

Smoke: I vote Neishy! ^.^

Tamamo: Hold it, this seems to be going nowhere, but those last two votes were sweet, but your all missing the point. What we need is sombody who's good at doing an imitation of Kol, other than Shingetsu who's pressence is regrettably required.

Shingetsu: Regrettably...?
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G-X: I may still have his voice on file. *His face goes blank for a second* Ah, here it is. *in Kol's voice* I like ham!

BS: That doesn't sound particularly threatening... but the voice sounds good.

Jael: But X is too big. The illusion'll never cover him.

Dai: Ooh! I'll do it, then! I'll just have to lip-sync with X's voice!

BS: There's about 40 possible flaws in that plan...
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Tamamo: I suppose that leaves me, Smoke, Electros unfortunately and hmmm...

Electros: Hey...

Tamamo: I'm just kidding. ^^

Electros: Are you doing the happy eyes?

Tamamo: ...no... >>
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G-X: Silver Seeker.

Dai: O_o

G-X: Do you have form-replication software installed, Archangel?
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Silver Seeker: You mean as in holographic imagry?
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G-X: Yes, that will work. I will be able to upload his voice-imprint data into your mechanical memory banks, as long as you are able to replicate his appearance.

Dai: It all sounds like crazy techno-babble...

Jael: That's because it is.
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