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| God; And his powers as the Royal Fatass | |
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| Simology founder | Jul 10 2008, 04:38 AM Post #1 |
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The Royal Fatass has many powers, and it can be confusing as to why he's using them, or if just one of his friends is on his computer messing with our realm. These powers are known to as "God Powers" accessible only in what we call "God Mode." When God uses his powers: 1) When someone pisses him off This could be anything from an asshole getting his house burned down tornadoes, hurricanes, small earthquakes floods, and his favorite: Alien abductions (usually nothing lethal) 2) When he's bored Alien sightings are major ones, people who see them are looked at as "Crazy" but God gets bored, so he likes to watch peoples lives fall apart(Preventable if you follow our teachings) Another one is War, what's more fun then watching a bunch of retards kill each other... Lot's of things, but the Fat ass thinks otherwise (Not preventable) ****There are other things that will become known as more teachings come out, but we have to start with the basics Friends on his computer ---Just about anything tragic, sad, Basically the disasters of 1) above but for no good reason. |
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