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Dreams; Post your dreams here
Topic Started: 04/01/2011 - 11:16 pm (794 Views)
ClanSoul
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This is what I dreamed about last night:

guy wakes up in strange forest on a large double mattress
the forest is dry

he makes his way across the forest and stands before a great ocean which is full of rocks, like a series of giant rock pools
he carefully travels along the rocks and eventually comes to a seaside city
at the shore he tries to urinate in the ocean and a fisherman shouts to him, warning him that he can't create a continuous stream of pee or a parasite will swim up his pee stream and use his penis as a host.

He tries to urinate by waving his penis around and spraying urine in all different directions but suddenly the weather completely changes and a group of blue and purple jellyfish swim past him in obvious fear which causes him to lose balance and topple toward the water. As he does so, a dolphin happens to rise up to the surface and he uses it, and many others (as they swirl around a large rock in fear of whatever's caused the weather to change) as stepping stones to reach the next rock closer to the shore.

He looks down to judge his next move and sees something move in the water below him; there is a giant jellyfish trying to get to safety and the guy has to get past it somehow. The guy hears a voice calling to him from the shore telling him to hope for something to happen and it might just work. He does and a path appears a meter or so below the surface of the ocean and from the edges of the path some banisters rise up and a balustrade sweeps across from one end to the other. Water drains from the path and the guy runs across the now bone dry path to safety, once he reaches the shore he turns and the sea is raging madly as it was before, no path in sight.
He looks to the woman who called to him and it turns out to be his mother.

His mother takes him to her tent which is wet through except for the floor (which as been unzipped and turned upside down to keep it dry). She explains that she needs the mattress so they'll be able to sleep so they need to go back and get it.
First they go to a restaurant bar and the guy notices twin waitresses, one of which he takes an immediate liking to. He catches her eye and they smile at each other then a few minutes later he catches her looking and they both grin at each other naturally and they get talking and, despite her age (15) they sleep together and quickly fall in love with one another.

The twins tag along when they all set off to get the mattress back and they walk along the beach until they see a guy in a suit with a walkie talkie. He is the leader of a group of mercenaries.
They intend not to catch his eye and sneak past he and his mercenaries but he spots them and ends up recruiting them to help their cause (which is unspecified but is something to do with wildlife preservation).
They take a helecopter across the ocean to apparently assassinate some kind of ambassador and the group of people looking for the mattress figure they can get it once the job is done while they're across the ocean.

Unfortunately they're all stopped by the authorities who tell them they can't go anywhere near the ambassador because they don't have the ambassadorial cargo ship with them (basically a furnished cargo container, all posh in red and gold with cushions and chairs etc. for transporting the ambassador via helecopter and it's also bulletproof) and they don't think they're there to do anything helpful to the ambassador's plan so the police army guys won't let them all pass.
The guy holds the twin's hand and they kiss.

The police army guy tells them that the ambassador has decided to carry out his plan sooner than expected, which is to turn off the universe.
Shortly after he says this, the world begins to white out and everything starts to fade.
The guy turns to the twin he's in love with and they say they love each other and she says not to worry because the world is all part of the protagonist and everyone there is part of him and he can't eally "turn himself off" so he'll just wake up in another location.
He asks her if he'll ever see her again and she responds "of course you will, I'm your right hand" before fading into white.

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dinowoman
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I love the way you've managed to have such an allegorical dream. :D Mine are generally just nonsensical. :P

Also, I want to know what significance mattresses have in dreams. You dreamt about one here, and they've turned up in dreams of mine twice.
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ClanSoul
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Yeah you mentioned the other day.
Last night I had loads of dreams and in one of them I was in space and there was this area of space that at first I thought was a nebula but then I went further into it and inside it there was this creepy house and a weird bat ghost thing attacked my neck so I crushed it between my ear and my shoulder

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BearCatEgg
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I had a Bad Dreams yesterday
first it was good because Sammy was over :D
Then he got held up at knife point and knifer man told me to get him money and I couldn't find my money and I was so scared :c
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ClanSoul
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Aww man don't worry beeeeaaarrr
I would fight him off with my amazing powers of being a glorious winged faggot

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Hokerou


You should hire me as a bodyguard. Pay me in sex. Sam I mean, not Taylor. He's such a handsome chunk of manflesh.
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ClanSoul
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D:

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Hokerou


Your fear only makes my penis harder.

What, no strategic place?

Son, I am disappoint. >:|
Edited by Hokerou, 12/01/2011 - 12:03 pm.
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ClanSoul
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Wordfilters don't affect staff

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Taylor
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That's silly.
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ClanSoul
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Why?
I want my staff to be able to :triforce:

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Taylor
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fuck
Okay.
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Hokerou


Does it filter to :trifail: for others? xD
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Taylor
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fuck
:trifail:
I think so. I didn't notice that until now.
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ClanSoul
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Yes, it does.
Heheheh

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Hokerou


Awesome. None-staff fags can't :triforce:
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ClanSoul
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:triforce:

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How goes it?
:triforce:
:trifail:

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ClanSoul
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Hahahahaha owned
I thought of everything already

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How goes it?
:trifail:

:P
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