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The Oncoming Storm; Frieza #79 -> Earth
Topic Started: Jun 15 2011, 04:28 PM (206 Views)
Jerusalem
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~THE ONCOMING STORM, REALLY, THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO NAME ME? WHY NOT THE S.S. OOO, LOOK AT ME. I'M BIG AND SCARY.~

I tapped at the council, resting my head in the palm of my hand. The others went off to explore the ship while I stood behind to deal with my new companion ... a ship with a personality. Jesus Christ. What happened to the days when a ship was just a piece of machinery with moving parts that took you from A to B without criticizing your god damn haircut?

"I earned that nickname."

~WELL, ISN'T THAT ADORABLE. YOU DO KNOW I AM ONLY EQUIPPED CURRENTLY WITH CONCUSSION MISSILES. NOT EXACTLY GOING TO TAKE ON THE GALAXY, AM I? PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME MONEY INTO ME FIRST BEFORE NAMING ME. HOW ABOUT I CHOOSE MY NAME? I LIKE CORNELEUS.~

"I am not flying a fucking ship named Corneleus."

~WELL, I'M NOT FLYING A DOOFUS NAMED JERUSALEM TO VEGETA."

"....What?"

~ENJOY YOUR STAY ON EARTH ... DICK.~

At that moment the big blue talking head on the monitor disappeared. I checked the star map and ...

"You motherfucker, you change course right now! Do you hear me?! DO YOU?!"

And at that moment ... I realized I was having a full blown argument with a computer.


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