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Rap Battle; INNNNN SPAAAAACE
Topic Started: Jun 16 2011, 08:30 AM (190 Views)
Keroth
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The Phoenix of Earth
[Space Travel: Vegeta to Yardrat // Carrier Quest]
[280 Exp, 100 Zenni]
[300+/200 Words]

[Quest Reward: 200 zenni]


“What’s the matter bro, you scared I’ll whip you like a ho?!”

Keroth couldn’t believe the attitude on the Kaizoku-jin he had taken on board. He thought that doubling his travels as a taxi would be worth it, since it’s essentially money for nothing, but today one of his patrons was refusing to pay mid-flight. Normally this would just be a case of a dead body floating in space, but this particular patron had an absurd and interesting way of denying payment; he challenged Keroth to a rap battle, saying that if he won then he wouldn’t have to pay.

“I…What? What the fuck is a rap battle?”

“Ignorant foo // let me teach you a thing or two!
In order to win a rap battle // you gotta get the crowd to cheer more than a heard-a-cattle!
We pit our rhymes against each other // and the crowd determines the winning brother!”






This is retarded.

“Alright you punk // let me give you a switch.
I’m a master of power // you’re a baby-back bitch!
I don’t care about rap // or any music crap,
But if you don’t pay up // you’ll take a permanent nap!”


The other passengers stared, open-mouthed at the two. They weren’t really sure what to say, until one young Konatsian spoke up.

“That…was lame.” Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Fuck it.” Keroth grabbed the Kaizoku-jin by hip and neck, turned him upside down, and shook him until his money fell out of his pockets. He tossed the man to the side and grabbed the money before walking off.

“I’ll be in the training room, enjoy the rest of your flight.” Keroth couldn’t help but wonder, why didn’t he do that in the first place? Must be something weird in the ship's air.
Edited by Keroth, Jun 16 2011, 08:48 AM.
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