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| Foxby | Nov 5 2008, 07:08 AM Post #1 |
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(Amendment 2 is Florida's equivalent of California's Proposition 8.) Q: Do you, as a man, wish to have the right to marry a woman some day? A: Yes, I am straight. Q: Do you, then, believe in equal rights for women? A: Yes, of course. Q: Did you vote 'yes' to Amendment 2, which will ban same-sex marriages in the state of Florida? A: Well, yeah. Q: Then at least one of your past three answers was a lie, sir; either you are gay and do not want anyone to marry women, nor do you want to marry a man; you do not believe that women should be able to marry like a man does; or you voted 'no' to Amendment 2. A: Well, I believe that men and women are equal; thus, men being able to marry women is equal to women being able to marry men. Q: Seperate but equal? I see that worked out so well for blacks. A: Well, this is different. Q: How, exactly? A: We don't have gay slaves. Q: I'm fairly certain that black people were free citizens in the time period I was referring to, sir. A: Still. Q: "Still?" You're quite good at debating. A: Yes, yes I am. Q: Wanna go have sex? A: Yessir, but we can't marry. Q: Fine with me. A: I'M SO BRITISH!!! |
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