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Amendment 2
Topic Started: Nov 5 2008, 07:08 AM (104 Views)
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(Amendment 2 is Florida's equivalent of California's Proposition 8.)

Q: Do you, as a man, wish to have the right to marry a woman some day?
A: Yes, I am straight.

Q: Do you, then, believe in equal rights for women?
A: Yes, of course.

Q: Did you vote 'yes' to Amendment 2, which will ban same-sex marriages in the state of Florida?
A: Well, yeah.

Q: Then at least one of your past three answers was a lie, sir; either you are gay and do not want anyone to marry women, nor do you want to marry a man; you do not believe that women should be able to marry like a man does; or you voted 'no' to Amendment 2.
A: Well, I believe that men and women are equal; thus, men being able to marry women is equal to women being able to marry men.

Q: Seperate but equal? I see that worked out so well for blacks.
A: Well, this is different.

Q: How, exactly?
A: We don't have gay slaves.

Q: I'm fairly certain that black people were free citizens in the time period I was referring to, sir.
A: Still.

Q: "Still?" You're quite good at debating.
A: Yes, yes I am.

Q: Wanna go have sex?
A: Yessir, but we can't marry.

Q: Fine with me.
A: I'M SO BRITISH!!!
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