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Idiot Stoner
Topic Started: Mar 23 2009, 02:14 PM (357 Views)
Foxby
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So I continue to find reasons to be against legalizing Marijuana, one of which being that it would make this idiot way too happy.

The guy's name is Brandon. He's the typical tall, idiot jock. He's the one that punched me in the balls six times, only now adding to his list of crimes are:
~Pinching my nipples for five minutes straight
~Vaulting over me while I'm sitting and claiming he T-bagged me
~Showing me a picture of his own shit on his phone
~Trying to hide my Digital Design project inside his clothes, then tearing them up and stealing my pencil

Sooooo I called him gay because frankly, when you look at it... well, let's look at this paragraph I wrote.

Ways Brandon is Gay (and lusts for me)
Upon meeting him, one of the first things he did was to make his hand move toward my penis at a high rate of speed. He did this at least half a dozen times before attempting to scrape his testes across my head; thankfully, as a stoner, he missed and also had forgotten he was wearing pants. He then began holding my nipples for prolonged periods of time, and soon attempted to appeal to me by showing me a picture of his feces (likely hoping I had a scat fetish). He later took my personal belongings and started rubbing them against himself. When he had given them back, he expressed a desire to dominate me at that very moment, then pulled his shirt up to expose himself to me, making focus on his nipple.

I'unno, that just seems a little bit like aggressive homosexuality to me.
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AkuTenshiiZero
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*snickers*....*bursts out laughing*

Wow...Methinks somebody wants in yer pants.
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I know, right? xD
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Can that be Considerd Sexual Harrasment? o.o;;

Putting that Aside, Ask him If He IS Gay, Then if He Deny's it, Proceed to Happily Sing "If You Were Gay" From Avenue Q
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Anya Nippon
Mar 23 2009, 01:58 PM
Can that be Considerd Sexual Harrasment? o.o;;

Putting that Aside, Ask him If He IS Gay, Then if He Deny's it, Proceed to Happily Sing "If You Were Gay" From Avenue Q

It's at least violence.

And I DID mention that he seemed fairly gay, which caused the project-ripping and threats on my well-being.
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Anya Nippon
Mar 23 2009, 01:58 PM
Can that be Considerd Sexual Harrasment? o.o;;

Putting that Aside, Ask him If He IS Gay, Then if He Deny's it, Proceed to Happily Sing "If You Were Gay" From Avenue Q

WIN! XD
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Oh noes o.o;

YAY! MY WIN!! X3
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kisa hisho
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poor foxby, then let them legalize marajawana(spelled that way on purpose) let him kill him self on it ^^
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I'm against legalizing marijuana, but I gotta say, that guy sounds pre-tty sexy t'me! XDDD

And that's definitely borderline sexual harassment if he tries to physically dominate you. I'd dominate back.
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I'm tired of boys who make me cry
they cheat on me
and they tell me lies.
I want a guy who will never stray
when he sees other girls
he looks away!

Gay boyfriend,
gay boyfriend,
I don't really care that you are queer!
Gay boyfriend
Gay boyfriend,
it only matters that you're near!
la la la la!

It'll be a great romance!
We'll go shopping and wear tight pants!
He won't care how big my a** is
just how fabulous my dress is.

Gay boyfriend,
gay boyfriend,
I don't really care that you are queer!
Gay boyfriend
Gay boyfriend,
it only matters that you're near!
la la la la!

We'll go to movies on our dates!
Romantic comedies sure are great!
When you cry i'll dry your tears,
cuz I'll always think that you are fierce!

Gay boyfriend,
gay boyfriend,
I don't really care that you are queer!
Gay boyfriend
Gay boyfriend,
it only matters that you're near!
la la la la!

I like cigarettes
and that's no gag,
but you'll always be my favorite fag!
You'll always be my favorite fag!


:} Thought that song should be appropriate right now.
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XD
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kisa hisho
Mar 23 2009, 03:49 PM
poor foxby, then let them legalize marajawana(spelled that way on purpose) let him kill him self on it ^^

How do you propose he kill himself on it? o.O;; He'd just get higher and more... imbicilic.

And to be honest it's not like sexual domination so much as "I'm the alpha" domination. xP That was a twist in my rephrasal~
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HAT OF HAPPINESS!!!
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You know... Police take these threats seriously.
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kisa hisho
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make sure he really high put him in the drivers seat of a car and let him drive off a cliff >=D
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lol, if the guy pisses you off so much, punch him in the face. that seems to shut dumb asses up. so youll get in trouble, maybe suspended, but in the long run, its worth it. id do it.
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