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Ren. Fair(happy rant); a happy rant!
Topic Started: Mar 6 2010, 09:14 PM (105 Views)
NewAgeVintage
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YEAH IT WAS SO FRIGGIN AWESOME.

we left around 8am and picked up bobby, then we drove for EVER. and I played ace attorney investigations and finally FINISHED IT. because you know, bloody hot dogs and all.

But yeah, we got there and it was just WOW. tent's everywhere and almost everyone was in costume. I was blown away by how amazingly made everything was, and how in character a lot of people were. It was really cool, there was a bunch of fun stuff to do to. We didn’t get to do everything we wanted to, but chances are now that I have a taste for it, it wont be my last fair. We had to fill out a worksheet for girl scouts (mock Bobby for this) because it means we could get in free. But that was decent because we did learn some things.

But yeah, we got to fire a mini model trebuchet. And we got to learn how to play nine men’s Morris. I lost horribly, but now that I kind of have the gist of it hopefully I wont fail as much next time. We also learned a few dance steps.

and we saw an AWESOME STAGE SHOW, that broke dueling into a 10 step program. It was really fucking funny. REALY FUCKING FUNNY. We have found our new crush's. By we I mean me, Olivia, and bobby.

and the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OH EM GEEEEE. I had a deep fried lump of potato chips. It was crazy, it made me want to vomit out pure grease, but oh god was it yummy. Also had some AWESOME chicken fingers. Also bobby had what he claims was the best corn dog and lemonade he has ever tasted.

BUT YEAH, there was also this guy and he was AMAZING. He had this accent and it was really really thick. Bobby is only aloud to talk like that now, his version isn’t as jizz worthy, but it is pretty dang awesome. But yeah, that guy taught us about chain mail and he was funny, the awesome kind of cool funny. I cant even describe how cool it was.

and the clothes. OH GAWD THE CLOTHES. they where so pretty *___* They where expensive though D: If I still had my job I would have blown all of my savings on ye olden fashion. But I did buy some pretty cool stuff.

I bought an ear cuff that some guy hand made. He was cool to (everyone was cool) I also got this amazingly pretty mini paper umbrella with a peacock on it. Its very pretty and the edges are different lengths and it looks very cool when open. I also bought a glass wand with a vial built into it. And the vial is filled with fairy dust :D (free refills for LIFE BABY) But the guy who was running it was a flamer. A scrawny renaissance fair white boy. Who had a lisp, a skip in his step and a very girly (and pretty) fairy costume. He scared my dad. So yeah, I bought fairy dust from a (HOMO(and oh my gawd man pretty)) fairy. I also got a nice pair of long knit grey and white stripe socks. They are comfy and fit snug but not at the top, it really is a nice combo.

BUT YEAH, BESTEST DAY EVER. :3
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Also we got knighted.

And got to ogle pirate babes.

And I've been wearing women's pants and a tablecloth all day.

And my feet hurt.

And we must never forget the magic word.

And it was awesome (but I wish there'd been a mud show D: )
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