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| Resident Evil: Afterlife Rant | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 19 2010, 10:24 PM (814 Views) | |
| Fayt | Jul 19 2010, 10:24 PM Post #1 |
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Yes its that time again. Ive bitched about every single Resident Evil movie that Hollywood has come out with involving Resident Evil (Excluding Degeneration, It was CG and it kicked ass) Now time to bitch about the trailer for this crapshack of a movie. -------- Everyone knows that im the biggest and most avid Resident Evil fan in this Forum so ill skip that crap. SO! after seeing this trailer I become angry within the first few seconds. This "Alice" Chick (Who still shouldnt exist in the first place. Just sayin) has become some sort of neo-ninja. Who is an even bigger cybernetic, gene spiced, whatever the hell she is. Wrong. Shes still out to get Umbrella corp. And shes fighting actual soldiers from umbrella. Still wrong. We have never fought soldiers like HUNK. (Im goona be lenient with all these, because im giving them points of some originality) Lets focus on characters... Claire: Apparrently shes been mind controlled by wesker (wait for it...) by the same kind of device Chris had to rip off of Jill in Resident Evil 5. (ok, were sorta doing the RE-5 thing. It was Jill, not claire, but alright thats fine) The actor for claire looks nothing like the game character. Wesker: They have a brunette actor for a blonde character. not cool. They sort of has his demeanor down. and he has the skills from RE5, like the ability to dodge damn near everything. the voice bugs me. Its not evil enough. Chris: (or who I assume is chris) seems to be down, I didnt hear him speak though. I just saw a buff guy shooting at weker to resembled chris. Alice: Back to the ninja stuff. WRONG. WHO THE HELL GOES IN TO ATTACK ZOMBIES WITH THROWING STARS AND DUAL KATANAS?!?! Zombies: They resemble the Manjini from RE5 (4 way mouth splitting). Lickers are apparrently still around, that bug guy with the axe (again from RE5) is there. and the dogs have split heads (RE5 again) It seems that the creators of this one had alot of influence from RE5 and The Matrix. I respect them trying but it just seems wrong. http://www.showtimecity.com/showtime_city/...l-be-in-3d.html |
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| Foxby | Jul 20 2010, 03:06 AM Post #2 |
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TO BE FAIR, IF YOU'RE GETTING UP-CLOSE WITH ZOMBIES, KATANAS SEEM LIKE THE BEST WEAPON OF CHOICE. |
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| Fayt | Jul 20 2010, 06:30 AM Post #3 |
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I agree, but its just misplaced no matter how you look at it, in a Resident Evil Movie |
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| Zoden | Jul 20 2010, 11:13 AM Post #4 |
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HAT OF HAPPINESS!!!
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AGREED. WHOEVER THE HELL THIS ALICE CHICK IS NEEDS TO FIND ANOTHER DAMN MOVE. ALL A MOVIE BASED ON RE5 NEEDS IS ZOMBIES, WESKER, CRHIS PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF STUFF, AND SHEVA BEING HOT. |
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| L Lawliet | Jul 20 2010, 11:53 AM Post #5 |
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Apparently more annoying than Foxby. o.o
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EDITED FOR BOULDER PUNCHING GOODNESS. AND THINK OF IT THIS WAY-NO MEGAN FOX. YET. |
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| HAL-9000 | Jul 20 2010, 09:33 PM Post #6 |
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Wrong! Shotgun would be the best weapon of choice. |
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| Thanatos | Jul 21 2010, 10:12 AM Post #7 |
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SHOT GUN HAS LIMITED AMMO AND SUCKS FOR CLOSE RANGE. |
"People are able to hold onto hope, since death is that which cannot be seen."
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| HAL-9000 | Jul 21 2010, 12:11 PM Post #8 |
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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| Thanatos | Jul 21 2010, 03:36 PM Post #9 |
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Ever fired a shotgun Joey? The bullets spread out. If they're in close range and you have to use a gun, a pistol would be just as easy to kill with, and it would be easier to move and reload. |
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| HAL-9000 | Jul 21 2010, 09:19 PM Post #10 |
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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I never said a pistol wasn't as effective, but I did mention that a Shotgun is kind of a close ranged weapon even if the bullets do spread out. Plus, Shotguns are also on a lot of Naval Ships because it's effective at repelling enemies at close range |
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| AkuTenshiiZero | Aug 25 2010, 03:33 PM Post #11 |
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Just noticed this thread, gotta drop my $ .02... OH HEY LOOK RE5 IS POPULAR LOLOL!!! Blatant. Fucking. Cash-grab. As soon as RE5's sales numbers hit, some douchebag started writing a ripoff to capitolize. See, they think gamers are dumb and that we'll fall for such an obvious ploy. The sad thing is that alot of gamers are that dumb, or else they wouldn't have made FOUR GODDAMN MOVIES. I have seen all three, for the sake of dedication to gaming and cinematic masochism, but I didn't pay for any but the first. I think Milla Jovovich seriously needs to get the hell away from those movies before we forget how hot she is and start hating her. |
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| FWamane | Aug 25 2010, 09:45 PM Post #12 |
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Nawt a fawkin newbie D:<
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This is why I dont play Resident evil anything Hate survival horror games (with a fucking flaming passion, and if you try to tell me Metroid is one, then its the only exception) and the fact that the fans are Crazy, and the movies suck :| |
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| HAL-9000 | Aug 25 2010, 10:52 PM Post #13 |
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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At least RE fans get a decent game every once and awhile, unlike us poor Sonic fans who gets shat on by SEGA while being promised the next one will be made of gold. If RE fans are crazy, then Sonic fans are fucking stupid. (I'm gunna get flamed now.) Also, I agree that the movies suck, but really... Aren't all video-game based movies shit anyways? |
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| Kappy | Aug 26 2010, 12:08 AM Post #14 |
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LOL!
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Yes, Joey. All video-game related movies have thus far sucked... I think. LOL. Never watched the movies, never will. Never played the games, but I like HotD better, honestly, so I'll probably play like one or two if I get a deal on 'em. |
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| Zoden | Aug 26 2010, 08:57 AM Post #15 |
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HAT OF HAPPINESS!!!
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Hello good sir. Press Start (which is technically video game related. It's a parody) would like to have a nice long chat with you. |
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