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DmC
Topic Started: Sep 17 2010, 07:29 AM (340 Views)
AkuTenshiiZero
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Why.

Why.

WhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhyWhy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4VFL_KXLJ0

I love Devil May Cry. I own every game in the series thus far. There is no such thing as Devil May Cry 2, fuck off. The first game set the standard, 3 raised the bar, and 4 was the best of both in one. When I heard "Devil May Cry Reboot" somehow my brainf translated that as Remake. I thought of a new DMC with updated graphics and a better combat system mirroring 3 & 4's Styles.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

Who the fuck is this scrawny little emo piece of shit? How dare he call himself Dante. Dante is a half-demon badass who kills heathen gods for fun. This twerp looks like he should be in high school pretending he just got laid. Dante would not allow himself to be captured and chained up, and if he did it would be because he felt like it and he'd be cracking bondage-related jokes the whole damn time. Dante does not smoke...Just no. And oh yeah, DANTE'S HAIR IS WHITE. His outfit looks like crap, there's hardly any red and it's not a trenchcoat. I don't know WTF that weapon is but it's not Rebellion (It might be Sparda, but I doubt it). Ebony and Ivory look sad compared to the big honkin' guns we know and love.

And, oh yeah, Capcom basically gave their last good IP to a bunch of noobs. How many good Ninja Theory games have you heard of? They've only made about four, and the only one anyone has ever heard of is Heavenly Sword, which was a God of War ripoff. So thank you Capcom for ruining the last IP I cared about under your label. You've already bent over Megaman and fuckied him like a little bitch, RE has pretty much ended, Street Fighter is on life support, and everything else was a one-shot (Or should have been). I am done supporting a company that abuses their IP so badly.

There is only one possible way to justify this horse shit and earn my forgivness: Tony Redgrave. For those not in the know, Tony Redgrave is Dante's alias. Before starting Devil May Cry, he hunted demons under this name in an attempt to hide from his demonic heritage. I could easily believe that Dante has simply dyed his hair, and probably took up smoking because of the stress dealing with being a half demon and/or self-destruction. Of course, he later accepted his heritage and became the wisecracking badass we know and love. This is hinted at with the repeating of "What is your name?" in the trailer, forcing Dante to admit who he really is. Of course, this is all speculation and probably not true. I'm sure this is just the biggest fuck up in the history of gaming.
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L Lawliet
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Apparently more annoying than Foxby. o.o
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Think of it this way.

50+ less bucks to lose.
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I watched this a few days ago. Its just fucking wrong.... Ill probably still buy it though.
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Oh no, a game company did something with their character that you don't like based on two minutes of deliberately vague trailer. D: Commence hissy, everyone.
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AkuTenshiiZero
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If DmC is okay, then this is okay:

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Just imagine that as a game. You can't tell me that the backlash wouldn't be legendary.
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L Lawliet
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Apparently more annoying than Foxby. o.o
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I say it was ok.

It was entertaining. *shot*
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HAT OF HAPPINESS!!!
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Capcom at least has one good IP left that they haven't totally fucked up.

VIVA LA MONSTER HUNTER!
"Creation happens but once. Destruction and Rebirth are eternal."
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