TO MY HORSES: You carry me without judgment and without complaint. You catch my tears in your thick mane. When I feel alone, you love me. The times I feel the most lost, you have helped me find the way home. My deepest love I give to you and my promise to you is that you ALWAYS have a safe and loving home....it's the LEAST I can do for all you've done for me...Thank you. (Sharon Stone)
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| Sooz | Mon 11 Jul 2011 21:54:26 Post #1 |
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Well, I wonder if this counts as "clean," but it's too funny not to put up here! To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"... If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands If it's hanging and you see it Grab it quick it's time to clean it If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands. If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off If it's peely and it's crusty and the smell is kind of musty If it's peely and it's crusy pick it off If his weenie has a beanie dig it out If his weeny has a beanie dig it out If his weiner has a beaner Pull it out and he'll be cleaner If his weenie has a beenie dig it out Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands It's a job that's kind of kinky And now your hands are really stinky But he's happy and you know it wash your hands. |
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| billiesuki | Thu 21 Jul 2011 10:04:31 Post #2 |
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Hahaha - yeah Leo just kinda stands there and, well, just stands there. I might be happier if he ran away!! |
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| Sooz | Thu 21 Jul 2011 11:39:06 Post #3 |
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Classic, isn't it? I have all girls at the moment, but I had a TB gelding until recently, he would hang it out for me, lol. I swear he thought he still had nuts. |
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