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TO MY HORSES: You carry me without judgment and without complaint. You catch my tears in your thick mane. When I feel alone, you love me. The times I feel the most lost, you have helped me find the way home. My deepest love I give to you and my promise to you is that you ALWAYS have a safe and loving home....it's the LEAST I can do for all you've done for me...Thank you. (Sharon Stone)
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Sheath Cleaning Song
Topic Started: Mon 11 Jul 2011 21:54:26 (151 Views)
Sooz
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Well, I wonder if this counts as "clean," but it's too funny not to put up here!

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"...

If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it
Grab it quick it's time to clean it
If it's hanging and you see it lube your hands.

If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty
and the smell is kind of musty
If it's peely and it's crusy pick it off

If his weenie has a beanie dig it out
If his weeny has a beanie dig it out
If his weiner has a beaner
Pull it out and he'll be cleaner
If his weenie has a beenie dig it out

Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
Now he's happy and you know it wash your hands
It's a job that's kind of kinky
And now your hands are really stinky
But he's happy and you know it wash your hands.
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billiesuki

Hahaha - yeah Leo just kinda stands there and, well, just stands there. I might be happier if he ran away!!
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Classic, isn't it?

I have all girls at the moment, but I had a TB gelding until recently, he would hang it out for me, lol. I swear he thought he still had nuts.
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