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You might be an e-fedder if...; Go on, add to it.
Topic Started: Aug 4 2007, 01:02 AM (50 Views)
Minister Wighty
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You discard a wrestling video game because you can't accurately make your e-fed character.

You've ever "marked out" for something that's not wrestling-related, and described the act as such.

You call real-life disasters as though you were an Japanese commentator. For example, "CAR CRASSHHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!"

You think of your characters as other people and not facets of yourself.

You could write a biography for one of your characters more easily and accurately than your own autobiography.

You think such a biography would be an autobiography, since that's all you ever do.

You regularly get up to go to the bathroom or get a sandwich while reading your match/show, but hurry to simulate real-life commercial breaks.

You've ever had to give somebody using a Ganso Bomb/Hangman's Piledriver as a finisher a hard time.

You think you could do better running a wrestling promotion than the actual televised wrestling promotions.

You follow through with this plan.

Instead of allowing characters to come up with their own personas, you force upon them the personas of the fellow e-fedders in your fed to make sure things are good.

Anytime someone talks about chopping you immediately respond with "WHOO!"

You feel compelled to put your name and a semicolon before you type on an instant messenger.

You wish you had your own entrance music.

You DO have your own entrance music!

You wish you had commentators.

You think God is just a big GM, and we're all just wrestlers and staff, and every day is just another episode of Monday Night Life.

You've ever tried to make a wrestling pen-and-paper RPG.

You get mad when TV wrestlers break the rules of your federation.

You insist that your character botches spots and wrestles poorly to mimic real life.

You know the lyrics to Canada's national anthem better than your own.

The phrase "Freakin' Incredible" brings back fond memories (FIW only)

You're sure the WWE is watching you and stealing your ideas.

But you don't mind because that makes the show ten times better.

You get mad when other people call you by your wrestler's name.

Even though that's also your screen name and you've never told them your real name.

You're mostly mad because you think they like your wrestler more than they do you.

They DO like your wrestler more.

You learned the words "pugnacious" and "asinine" from listening to J.R.

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Dai
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Minister Wighty,Aug 4 2007
01:02 AM
You learned the words "pugnacious" and "asinine" from listening to J.R.

I learnt the word Asinine from a guy who wrote columns for theddt.com. Does that Count?
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Willie
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You smile to yourself whenever you hear your own character or a fellow character's catchphrase being used in popular culture.
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